Here are some photos from the Los Angeles premiere of Sabotage. This is one of those 1980s throwback movies starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and the second coming of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Joe Manganiello. You may laugh at that blatant comparison, but let me tell you, it’s coming. Arnold may have been able to carry redwood trees through the forest in Commando, but has he ever caught a refrigerator in mid-air? I don’t think so. Arnold and Joe play badass DEA agents in this film, and I suspect there is a passing of the torch of sorts. Not that I’ve seen the movie already.
I’m including photos of some other beefcake attendees at the premiere. Sam Worthington was there with “wife” Lara Bingle. Her dress makes my head hurt. Sam is like quinoa to me: utterly bland, tasteless, and overrated as a healthy alternative. There was also Jon Bernthal and Scott Eastwood. Scott suddenly looks amazing. I’ve never seen him smile before! Oh … and I included a dark horse candidate for your affections, Gilles Marini.
Take your pick, ladies and gents. As for who I’d rather hit, Arnold? Not in a million years. I would probably take wolfie Joe. Maybe Gilles. He was pretty hot in that SATC shower scene.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet & WENN
Tom Mison! Oh, he wasn’t there? Never mind then…
Clint.
I’m going with Joe, I know a lot of women on C/B don’t like him but he’s my achilles heel. There is something about him that scares me and I like it.
You take him, you keep him-no give backs. He is the best looking of the bunch though, so I choose none of the above.
Thanks blue, I will not try to return him. I think I lost my receipt and it’s been past the 30 day return policy anyways.
He’s hot. I’m a sucker for a big ol juicy meat head.
Oh I like him. A LOT. He’s a GOD!
None of them. Not into beef cakes. And Scott Eastwood just seems really dense. Not attractive.
+1 Never knew Eastwood had such a derpy smile/face
Yep. I’d go wit none of the above. Tooo beef cakey.
The Last Guy or Mireille Enos … Yep these guys are pretty full of No-ness
Gilles, I guess? None of these boys do much for me.
none of them do anything for me. What in the world is Sam Worthington’s wife wearing? It’s hideous.
Is she really in her twenties? Or did she mess with her face?
A list full of no-nos! I still don’t understand Joe Manganiello’s appeal.
Gilles was hot, hot, hot in SATC…and on Dancing with the Stars, he was a fantastic dancer, and you know what they say about a man who is a great dancer is great in other areas, too! So, I’ll take Gilles…I wouldn’t hit Arnold if he was a pinata!
Shane! why did rick have to kill you? and why did u have to turn into a zombie?
I’ll pass not my cup of tea
That is one hideous, and strange looking dress. Looks like duct tape.
Joe…because I’ve got a thing for tall and built guys.
Shameful to admit but I find Joe.M sexy.
By the way Arnold was quite hot in Predators when he lost some lbs during the shooting of the movie.
During predator I also found Arnold hot.
Do not be ashame to admit that you find Joe sexy because he is.
Joe has spoken about how it was his “dream” to play a DEA agent. I don’t know him personally but any guy who is an actor and says his actual DREAM ROLE is play a DEA agent, yeah…….not going to touch that with a 10 foot pole.
And Arnold probably is festering with STDs. So Team No One.
How tall are these people? Joe looks like a giant next to Ah-nold, who I always assumed was tall. I like men who are so big they make things look miniature.
“I like men who are so big they make things look miniature.” Lol I thought I was the only one. Joe is my giant cup of tea lol and I can’t help but like Scott. He just looks so much like his old man
Omg I love me tall big men… Joe can come to mama anytime. Scott is also welcome
Joe, Jason Momoa, and The Rock are my top three (not always in that order). The bigger the better.
mmpff Jon Bernthal. Just gonna go sneak off with him, since no one seems to notice, kthxbai.
Joe Manganiello please. Seriously, if you’ve seen him in TB his body alone is like a work of art. His body looks like a sculpture, but I bet he’s a b*^ch to be around (his poor girlfriend) when he’s doing all that dieting and cardio to shred for those scenes in TB. I appreciate you sacraficing for your “art/work” Joe because your body is beautiful to look at in TB. Thank you (stands and applauds).
Pass on all of them.
I saw a trailer for this and was stunned that was Mireille Enos, she looked like a badass, even though the movie looks terrible.
Joe M.
And WTH is that chick wearing? Woodland fairy does the Oscars? Nena que linda!