Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott are renewing their marriage vows, of course

Tori Spelling

Here are some new photos of Tori Spelling hitting the nail salon with Liam and Stella in tow. Other outlets are making a big deal about Tori wearing her wedding ring, but I can’t be bothered to care about ringwatch. Tori’s turned her philandering husband into some sweet publicity. I still doubt that Dean was getting with dudes, but I feel like Tori planted that story for revenge. I can’t blame her because Tori is stuck with Dean. She can’t afford to divorce him because she’d probably be on the hook for child support and alimony. There IS potential for Tori to rebrand herself as a single mother. I don’t think she’s interested in that angle. Tori has begrudgingly taken Dean back. They’re going to renew their vows! That will keep him from cheating again. Whatever:

Tori Spelling’s husband Dean McDermott has been in the doghouse since his cheating scandal exploded late last year, so he’s planning to renew their wedding vows — again!

The 40-year-old Beverly Hills, 90210 star took her allegedly philandering husband back following widespread reports of an alcohol-fueled fling with 28-year-old Emily Goodhand in Toronto last December.

But even though Dean went into rehab to “address some health and personal issues” and is back living with Tori and their children, she still doesn’t trust him, reveals a soure.

“Dean has a long way to go before Tori forgives him,” the source told The Enquirer. “His biggest fear is that she’ll divorce him and he’ll be left with nothing. So he’s on a mission to convince Tori that she’s still the love of his life. Dean has a lot of work to do. That’s why he wants to renew their vows. Dean really does love Tori AND he doesn’t want to lose his meal ticket.”

The two reality stars — parents to Liam, 7, Stella, 5, Hattie, 2, and Finn, 19 months — were married in 2006 and renewed their vows four years later. Now they’re planning to do it for a third time on their eighth anniversary in May.

Another insider said that Tori is going along with the vow renewal, but she’s making sure Dean, 47, continues to attend counseling.

“Tori has a very long memory,” noted the insider. According to the source, Dean may think he can make Tori forget his alleged infidelity “by giving her expensive gifts and massages, and renewing their vows, but it’s going to take a lot more than that.

“Time is the only thing that will heal Tori’s heart.”

[From Enquirer, print edition, April 7, 2014]

Awwwww. The vow renewal will make for a lovely reality show episode, amirite? Enough already. I feel for Tori and Dean’s children because their parents either have a dysfunctional marriage or are faking a dysfunctional marriage. Either scenario will damage these kids once they’re old enough to read and Google their parents’ antics. Are we still debating whether Tori cooked up this whole “sex addict” scheme for publicity? A little outpatient rehab seems like a small investment if the drama pays off with a new show. Will anyone watch it? That’s a good question.

Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling

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  1. Tracy says:

    Why? So he can break them again?

  2. Dana m says:

    Is she wearing hair extensions?

  3. bns says:

    2 vow renewals in only 8 years? Yikes.

    • John Wayne Lives says:

      Ikr. I thought once was enough for any vow. That’s kinda the whole point. The character of these people is angering. And look at what these kids are learning. About 2yrs after my first husband died, I started dating again, and I was really struggling through it and confused about men in general. My mother told me to never be with a man I wouldn’t want my young daughter to be with, and never put up with anything that wouldn’t want her to put up with.. awesome advice for a mom.. Tori should take note.

  4. Inconceivable! says:

    Just what they need to do – spend more money on another party.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      So true. I think this whole thing, including the financial crisis, was fake. They are so disgusting.

      • Ugh, they’re almost as bad as the KK Klan…..at least their drama is somewhat entertaining and they don’t drag children into it—oh, my kids were SO distraught about a stupid tabloid cover that said that mommy and daddy were breaking up…..well mommy has no issues leaking crap to the press about how she’s such a super-warrior woman for putting up with a philandering husband..barf.

      • Size Does Matter says:

        Agree! Headline should have read “What’s left of Tori Spelling.” She’s admitted to lying to influence public perception – how can anyone believe a word she says? The last straw for me was the whole “I lost the baby weight by swimming” when what she was really doing was starving herself (“eating air,” as she put it). Losing baby weight (or any weight) sucks. Don’t F with us about how you did it.

      • Kayla says:

        So even though I know now that you mean the Kardashians for a split second, I thought you meant the Ku Klux Klan and I was like, “what the hell?! I don’t see the correlation!” Hahahaha, I thought it was so funny, I had to share.

  5. Lucy2 says:

    They are a mess. I feel for those kids having all this so public.

  6. Kristen says:

    An I crazy to say Tori looks really good here?

  7. MonicaQ says:

    “I feel for Tori and Dean’s children because their parents either have a dysfunctional marriage or are faking a dysfunctional marriage.”

    I’ll take faking for $200, Alex. Faker than Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashian’s arses put together.

  8. Neelyo says:

    What network or production company is footing the bill for this charade?

  9. epiphany says:

    So, divorce announcement by, what do you think, Christmas?

  10. Christine says:

    Their kids look so unhappy every time she schleps them out for publicity.

  11. Jana says:

    Save your money on the vow renewal and just get him fixed. That is what you have to do to calm down frisky dogs.

  12. Ronnie says:

    Yeah her face looks a lot less puffy.

  13. Cody says:

    Oh no they are renewing their vows ,divorce is almost upon them

  14. HappyMom says:

    I do think their finances are a huge mess and he’s been fooling around. I also think the rehab was just a way to try and make her feel better-like ” it’s not you, honey or our marriage -I have issues.” Do I think they’re now trying to spin it for sympathy and more reality shows antics for money? Of course!

  15. Vanderhootchie says:

    *sticks finger down throat in mock puking gesture* :D That’s all. Just… ugh.

  16. lilly says:

    i don’t usually pay attention to those people, but i’m here because she looks definitely different – it looks like she did something with her lips and dreadful chin, isn’t it?

  17. lassie says:

    Reminds me of the Gosselin vow renewal. Hawaii. Kids. Paid for by People. Divorced within the year.

  18. Xas says:

    Of course Tori will make that. This is her ALL career. The only victims in this mess are the children, but Tori and Dean, in a bizarre way, deserve each other.

  19. Just Me says:

    Renewing their vows? How long ago was it this douchebag was in rehab for cheating? Yeah. Sorry, Tori. I’m calling shenanigans.