Charlie Sheen threw an engagement party this weekend for his young fiance, former pr0n star Brett Rossi, that involved a party planner, catering and surely some “entertainment,” although it’s not mentioned. Radar Online has some scant details including the fact that their source thinks the soiree must have cost Charlie at least six figures. (That’s more than any wedding I’ve ever been to, but all my friends are middle class non-famous people.) So Charlie is defaulting on his child support to Denise Richards, but he can still throw huge parties. Maybe he was trying to save the money up.
Charlie Sheen… treated his extended entourage to an elaborate engagement party at his Beverly Hills mansion over the weekend – and he told guests the wedding will be in the next few months!
“Brett had been asking Charlie to throw a huge party for them celebrating their engagement,” an insider tells Radar, “and he agreed to last weekend.”
“The party was absolutely stunning, and must have cost Charlie at least $100,000,” the source continues. “The event was catered and a party planner was enlisted to take care of the details so Brett and Charlie could just enjoy the festivities.”
The guest list “consisted primarily of Brett’s porn star friends and her family,” according to the source.
And they’ll all likely be gathered together in just a few months, the source says, Sheen and Rossi plan to wed as soon as the prenuptial agreement is ironed out.
Sheen’s one time nemesis and ex-wife, Brooke Mueller can expect an invite too, as Radar has reported, since she will be attending the wedding with their twin sons, Bob and Max.
To me this signifies that Charlie is getting married to his fourth wife soon, which means that another epic meltdown is coming. However, the sort-of good news is that Charlie is getting a prenup. (Not that I give a toss about his finances, but at least he’ll have some left over for court-ordered payments to Denise.) Charlie may invent ridiculous phrases to tout his imagined prowess, but he’s not stupid. He did say that “prenups poison marriages,” so I guess he’ll have a built-in excuse when this one inevitably goes south.
I was checking Brett Rossi’s Twitter for photos, and noticed that she just went to Paris with Charlie on a private jet. Cha-ching! I don’t wish Charlie on anyone, but I bet Lindsay Lohan is wishing she got a piece of that crazy money pie when she had a chance.
I can’t even. I can’t believe I let this sh-t infuriate me. I need to go volunteer at the soup kitchen immediately.
You completely read my mind. I need to walk around the block before going to the soup kitchen and reordering my priorities. This made me so angry!
I just realized that’s a chicken wing he’s holding I’m the first pic. I think. How perfect.
😉 you do. Not sure what she’s thinking. He’s a mentally-unstable, delusional addict. Perhaps they deserve each other. Poor Denise. The poor kids 🙁 She really tried to deal with him nicely and he shat all over her. (shit?)
Maybe, just maybe, this will be a good thing for the twins. Bret might possibly be a stabilizing force and she might, just might, have a decent head on her shoulders. Let’s all hope that somewhere in that little gold-digger head of hers is some compassion for the boys.
Doubtful she cares anything about the children. They are probably in the way of her making as much money as she can with this “marriage” . I hate myself for caring at all about this . I hope he goes bankrupt right after Denise gets a huge lump sum payment.
Highly unlikely. She went on that anti-Denise twitter rant in December. And a lot of the gossip sites reported that Brett was egging Charlie on during his public dispute with Denise last year.
Charlie’s money comes from the studios, which make money from advertisements (and syndication deals, which make money ultimately from advertisements), and advertisements are paid for by companies from money spent by people on products. So somehow I probably helped pay for this party and private jet trip to Paris. Gah, what fools we mortals be.
Do you watch his shows?
Or her shows? 😉
I do not watch either. Am I clean?!?
@mimif, Ha, funny, but you know that she isn’t paying for any of this, at least not in dollars, that is.
@Size Does Matter, You are. You’re not paying for this mess.
We’ll see what happens after they get married when he changes into a different person and threatens to kill her.
He really, really, really shouldn’t be allowed to be in a relationship with anyone.
..but how f*cking stupid is she?
I mean, why would anyone with half a brain go NEAR this ticking time bomb?
I feel like any second he’s going to explode into a giant fireball of manic depressive behavior, cocaine, and infuriating catch phrases that won’t die.
This man is like a hedonistic monster that feeds on hookers, alcohol and eight balls.
Forgive me, but I don’t see the appeal.
You answered your own questions: Less than half a brain, and an attraction to cocaine, money, alcohol and the hedonistic catch phrase lifestyle.
The attraction to the lifestyle is really just a by-product of her stupidity though—-the brainlessness is definitely the driving force behind her decision-making process.
Ultimately, the tradeoff of momentary drug-fueled debauchery for soul-sucked brokenness is simply incommensurate.
This will not end well for her. Guaranteed.
Whoosh. That was a lot of $20 words for a Sheen post. I would have thought it deserved bargain basement pricing. 🙂
Maybe Brett Rossi can become a f*ed up lifestyle guru after the crash. There seems to be a great void in celebrity opinion. She can regale everyone on thoughts about ‘unconscious coupling’.
“Blowing Through a Marriage: How to End a Union in 17 Drug-Fueled Days.”
“Hooking a Man: How to Trap an Asshole in your Snatch.”
Was that too much? I don’t normally use the word “snatch” but it just seems like something she’d say…..
I think these chicks are attracted to the money, too. Charlie Sheen is RICH (like, he makes millions a year). I’m surprised the man hasn’t bought his own island and set up a pr0n studio there yet.
Apparently, he’s very charming and romantic in the beginning… and then after the nuptials turns into a monster. I feel sorry for this girl.
Interviewer: Should you have sex with and marry a decrepit man for money?
BR: Why not?
Excerpts from the Book: I’m a girl’s girl, “how to be best friends with all of the other women (porn stars and hookers) who have sex with your man at the same time as you do”. “Balancing excessive drug use and parties while attempting to get pregnant”. Recipe section on juicing (The Tiger-blood): 1 part a fifth of vodka, two parts crack, three parts heroin, 1 tab viagra and sprig of parsley. On body and appearance: Push your breasts out as far as they can go, while posing.
I would swap “be best friends” with “eat out” in the ‘I’m a girl’s girl’ chapter. I mean– if she hires me as her editor.
Additional to the “Body and Appearance” chapter; Pro-tip: How to keep your nostrils from caving in completely-Frequently apply Neosporin to developing scar tissue.
Chapter 7: How to Ensure Financial Success: Having A Dumbass’s Baby.
I can’t believe that you, as an editor, didn’t hawk some kind of miracle use for vaporub in this book. You’re sliding.
Well, I was going to say “apply Vick’s Vaporub to developing scar tissue” but I figured you’d yell at me for giving away the magical secrets of Vaporub.
I simply don’t know how to make you happy, kiddo….
Strippers and porn recepticles like this person are all grifters. She well knows that a fool and his money are soon parted and all she has to do for it is pretend to go along, pad her private bank account and she’s good to go.
Lmao at this entire thread. You ladies stand on your own and I salute my greasy jar of Vick’s to you… 😉
Wonder if he’ll die or run out of $$$ first?
I sincerely hope that DR has a great lawyer and has trust funds set up for those kids bc this addict is going to get bled dry by this p0rn-grifter……..and those kids are going to need therapy at the very least.
Such an ugly soul.
Yes!
Both of them
He is disgusting. Even with all the money, luxury and lifestyle that comes from being with Charlie Sheen, I don´t understand how she can be with him. I mean picture him on top of you – that thought alone makes me sick.
I just hope they don´t have any children.
Of course they’ll have children. I’m sure she’s just counting down the days until she has his kid, that way she can divorce him, but still get paid a crap ton of money every month in child support (my guess is she’s deluding herself into thinking he won’t turn on her like he turned on the others).
I imagine they are playing eachother and she won’t really give a rip when he turns on her so long as she does have a kid by him to assure her financial support and possibly shove her kid into the spotlight when he’s old enough for her to have him ride the coattails of the Sheen family into showbiz. I’d say cheers to both of them and who cares but since she’s already tryiing to manipulate him re Denise and his financial support of her, I wish her a severe case of the STDs.
Im sure to her its just an easy paycheck. why hump a bunch of men for a limited dollar amount when she can hump CS and pretty much get access to his bank account?
Im sure with her pron background she screwed worse than him…this is a cake job for her.
That said was funny and so true I hate to stay
Wonder if the court will take the amount Charlie shells out for this engagement party and upcoming wedding when Denise takes him to court for child support payments?
just imagine how jealous all her pr0n stars girlfriends are! she’s living the dream, baby! i bet she’s going along w everything right now, so that’s why its all peaches and cream. just wait until she gets married! i bet once the ring is on, the act is off! this one’s gonna be real dirty. mark my words, when she’s done with him, he’ll be at rock bottom!
I don’t think anybody can make Charlie hit rock bottom. It’s only a matter of time before he tires of her and wants her porn friends and beleive me, they will throw her under the bus w/out so much as a thought. There is no honor among thieves. She’ll fuss and he’ll BLOW UP in his usual epic style. She may get some money out of it and move on. He’ll hook(er) up w/another prostitute and the cycle will begin again. (*softly sings The Circle of Life*).
Money can’t buy class, but in Charlie’s case if definitely buys him @ss.
disgusting wastes of space.
It’ll blow up big time and give us reading amusement for a bit. I don’t understand how Charlie’s body has not yet revolted from his massive smoking habit.
Seriuosly. Only a prOn star could stomach him in bed.
Last night, my husband and I were discussing Charlie and how he’s trying to financially cut off Denise. My husband’s initial reaction was that the huge lifestyle might be draining the finances. CS can’t be making the same money as he did just a few years ago, but he’s still living large with more kids and exes to support (with more to come, I suspect).
I don’t think his lifestyle is draining his finances. Charlie is trying to cut Denise off because he’s angry with her and he wants to punish her. The guy is loaded. Full stop.
He got a huge payout from CBS when he was fired, and his stupid FX show is guaranteed to run 100 episodes. So there’s still a lot of money, with money coming in. It’s just that money is ALL he has to offer his personal relationships, so he uses it and the threat of cutting it off to try to get his way. Did you notice in the above article that only Brett’s friends, family and co workers were mentioned to attend? That’s because Charlie has no friends and his family has cut him out. Its also why he’s getting married again, because he is pathetic and alone and the only way he can get someone to spend time with him is by waving money at them.
To clarify, I don’t think he’s broke right now, or that lack of funds is his primary reason for cutting Denise’s support. However, many a wealthy celebrity has ended up bankrupt. I think in time that will be his fate. Too much excess and too many years of support for his very young kids could greatly impact his fortune.
These two are just filth. Pure filth.
This one is gonna be his “Fatal” she will suck him dry (gag) and he will finally overdose or his body will just give out. But I’m sure Porny Brett will be helping him on the way down. As shady as Charlie is (and that MF is shady) she seems to have a agenda and money is it.
Im gonna tell you why Lohan hasnt jumped on that dick…. She thinks she is too good for him, she is delusional enough to think that he bloated, fake hair having, everyone has seen your snatch in playboy self still gets to have a rich young sexy guy and not some old troll from the yacht in the french riviera (which is the best she could hope for currently!)
Who says Lohan hasn’t already? Like that money he gave her was just out of the kindness of his heart.
True true But you know what I mean Like Permanently, she hasnt locked it down cause she thinks she is still hot enough for a hottie
Hahaha- even Charlie f’ing Sheen doesn’t want LL. Awesome
Why does he keep getting married when he specializes in screwing around??
The question is not why he keeps getting married, the question is why he keeps getting work and why he hasn’t OD’d yet.
No no! The question is how is it he keeps finding women who’ll sleep with him–$$ or no $$. It’s baffling.
“fiancée”. She is the fiancée, he is the fiancé.
Good work, Charlie, you poor excuse for a human being. I’m sure this one will stick.
His poor kids. All 5 of them.
It might be six. The rumor going around is that the little girl Denise adopted is Charlie’s.
I see where his balls are kept these days…on a fork (see header pic)!
Yeah how come Lindsay couldn’t get anything else out of him besides that one check? They seem made for each other!
Decloo said “Maybe, just maybe, this will be a good thing for the twins. Bret might possibly be a stabilizing force …”. Brooke sets the bar pretty low, so you might be right. Being in pr0n etc. doesn’t mean a person can’t be nice to kids (plenty of moms in the biz).
Can you just imagine the penicillin bills for Charlie alone, yet alone the porn Bride?? They must own stock in it. Just saying.. I wouldn’t wish anyone on either .. Though Lindsay has her own supply of Penicillian so yeah sure she’s ticked she didn’t milk any more off of him than she did.
There isn’t enough $$ in the world to get me even to sit down in the same room with him and look him in the eye. Toxic *and* revolting? A winning combo!