Do you realize how long it’s been since Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban walked a red carpet together? It’s been a LONG time. By my records, the last time was… June 2013? How can that be? For most of their marriage, he comes to her movie awards shows and she comes to his music awards shows. This is not to say that Nicole and Keith haven’t been spotted together since June of last year – they have. There are the occasional pap walks with the kids, looking like a happy family. Still, I don’t know what to do with the sudden realization that Nicole and Keith might be in trouble. Star Magazine doesn’t know either, but they’re throwing everything against the wall to see what sticks: JEALOUS RAGES. NO SEX. BOTOX BINGES. Yikes.
Keith Urban has been racking up the frequent flier miles! After working two days a week on American Idol, he’s been regularly hopping on an airplane for 14 hours to visit his wife Nicole Kidman, who’s living with their two daughters in Sydney, Australia.
For the country singer, spending time with his family right now may be crucial. In fact, sources close to the couple tell Star that the Aussies have been struggling with their marriage lately. For the past six months, they’ve been spending most of their time on different continents, and the time apart will continue now that Keith has extended his tour into the summer.
According to our insiders, the separation has left the actress fuming, which is what’s led her husband of seven years to constantly be taking the grueling trip Down Under.
“He’s groveling,” the source explains. “He told her that he wants to put their family first and get their marriage back on track.”
Distance isn’t the only factor, either – Keith’s flirting and Nicole’s jealousy has also become an issue, and all the trouble is weighing heavily on the Grace of Monaco star. “She has nightmares about being on her own again — especially after she was so badly hurt when Tom [Cruise] ditched her,” the insider adds. “She dreads what might be around the corner.”
Apparently, Nicole is jealous of Keith’s flirtations with Jennifer Lopez, which is just weird. J.Lo isn’t Keith’s type and Keith isn’t J.Lo’s type. Star also says that Nicole “feels like a single mom.” Blah. I wish/hope that someone brings up the fact that Keith looks just as Botoxed and “filled” as Nicole. If not MORE. Now, all that being said… Nicole has been spending time in LA the past six months. I’ll buy that they both work and they have to schedule time together, but I don’t think they’re on the verge of collapse of anything.
Here’s a photo of Keith looking ‘Toxed to the Bo at the ACMs a few weeks ago:
Oh, what’s that? A photo of Nicole with a buff boy-toy…? Ha.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Why would their marriage be on the rocks because of Botox???? That’s just silly.
Unless it’s because they fight over the appointments…
“You stay with the kids, it’s MY turn to get pampered.”
“NO WAY!!!!! It’s totally *MY* turn! You were just there yesterday!”
My thoughts exactly LadySlippers. I was thinking which one is fighting over the botox
I do love Keith Urban though
I guess it depends where the botox is being injected. :Q
Oh my.
*blushes and gets googly eyed*
*snickers* I think you’re stumbled on their secret.
Right. I can see the divorce papers now:
“Reason for Divorce: Immobilized Faces”
I mean..I’m actually mad that I wasted three minutes reading this garbage. And that’s saying a lot because I literally have NOTHING to f*cking do today. Actually, I have stuff to do but I’m far too hungover to do it.
Still, I want those three minutes back to do more of nothing.
Your hungover and I’m stuck on day #2 of a terrible migraine.
Mimosa then?
Make it five, please.
Ladies, water, and more water.
Who invited this person^ to the party?
Either grab a mimosa or GTFO here and take your water with you.
This is no place for proper hydration.
Listen Vaporub, water first and then mimosa, okay?
Dying at this conversation.
P.S. I’m a hair of the dog person, myself. And a greasy breakfast (if I’m hungover, that is).
Vaporub. All the crazy kids are doing it.
@KB-I’d need three racks of bacon and several cartons of fries to make this hangover go away.
Thankfully, I have mimosas and Vaporub—my only friends.
@ the original kitten
Ugh I’m hungover too and it’s making me sad. I should know better. 🙁
Five Kitten?
Need something stronger — say whiskey?!? And B vitamins, we need to show our livers that we still adore them.
That’s funny. I’m hungover too and eating Easter candy. Busy Wednesday night for us!
Agree. The Botox comment was a bit much.
They do have two small children at home. But Red Carpet is AS important. 😉
The only two well known people that could possibly shock me now if i hear Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip have publicly separated, other than that my shock factor has died over the past few years.
Ugh, I agree so much. The last four years, my reaction to every break-up has been: “Oh really? *yawns* how sad”.
Save your Hollyweird marriage; do more red carpets? I don’t believe their marriage, in the first place. I didn’t believe Nicole and Tom, either.
Me either. A lot of celebrity marriages are not only business arrangements or convenience marriages, but many are actually contractual. It’s more likely Kidman and Urban’s marriage is a business arrangement. That doesn’t mean they don’t care about each other and that their family isn’t real, but the primary purpose is for PR and to be a “power couple”. I’ve never seen any chemistry or compatability between them – fondness, yes, and maybe even professional respect, but not attraction. Frankly, they both strike me as somewhat eunuch or asexual.
I think the same of Brad and Angelina (ducks for cover) and a few others as well.
Do not bother ducking for cover. I agree. I think Angie popped out Brad’s babies to piss off Jen with her bionic-erotic uterus. Everyone thinks Jen is boo-hooing over Brad. I doubt it. Six children is very stressful, no matter how many nanny-tutors they employ. I would rather have my freedom and drink from a margarita fountain all day long.
Keith & Nicole have seemed distant for at least 2 years. Both of them look plastic & toxic.
Eh, I wouldn’t base chemistry on whether or not they’re happy/in love together. I remember reading that Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward had ZERO chemistry together, onscreen. I won’t doubt that they had a long and happy marriage. I haven’t really seen much of Nicole and Keith, but they’ve ALWAYS seemed like a really odd match (my bias might be showing because of his highlights), because she was this well known, talented actress, and he was that stupid country singer with those stupid highlights (and is not as sexy as he thinks he is). But she’s happy with him, very low key–I don’t buy a contractual marriage. She could have any guy that she wanted, if she wanted more kids–she could’ve had them by herself/adopted…..she could’ve been the poster child for the single, successful mother….she didn’t have to get remarried.
Maggie–I remember I asked you WHY you thought the JP’s were in a business relationship (truly asked, not sarcastic or anything) and all you said was something about you being an accountant and saying that a lot of people stay together because of money, they’re a brand, etc–which is true. But again, I ask–you can say that about ANY couple in HW. All we have to go on is what we see….Brad and Angelina go out of their way to make sure their family stays together, and that if they can’t be together, that they fly 12 hours to go and see each other….with Nicole and Keith, they’ve both said that they try to not work too much, and be with each other as much as possible–they’ve never said that they take turns working (not to my knowledge, I might be remembering wrong), and Nicole has primarily moved to Nashville–I’d say that’s a big sacrifice, being that she works in LA, and is from Australia…..
And seriously–I hate it when people act like having more than three kids is this huge, epic undertaking that is somehow a hundred times more stressful than having ‘only’ a couple of kids OR like it’s somehow an entirely alien experience. I come from a family of five kids; my mom came from a family of six. It’s not THAT difficult–especially when you have money. It’s (for the most part) as stressful as you, as the parent, make it. If you have bad kids, it doesn’t matter if there 2 or 6 of them–your kids are going to be bad, and it’s going to be stressful.
VG
Maybe Nicole doesn’t want her kids to grow up without a father figure. Who knows? But I know plenty of people who are together because of money. Not a little bit of money either. We’re talking a lot of money. I come from a large family as well. We were spaced apart by four and five years so it was fine. I have my reasons for thinking the way I do regarding jolie/Pitt. I’m not going to argue about why. You are entitled to your opinion but I’m quite a bit older than you and can speak from my experiences with clients, my friends and my own life. I’m not buying it but that doesn’t mean I expect someone else to think the way I do. Have you been married? Have you raised children of your own? Have you been responsible for their education, care etc finacially? How do you form your opinion?
I think you both make good points, but there is no reason to get personal Maggie. Everyone’s experiences shape their perspectives. The fact that VG is young doesn’t make your opinion more valid than hers.
LOL I could not take a man who looks like this seriously. No wonder it’s a sexless marriage. Good Lord.
Yes. He is so effete and overdone..very weak looking. To each her own but.. yeah. Just not seeing him as remotely sexual.
I was thinking it was just me–but seriously, I could not be with a dude who highlights his hair to the point to where *I* can tell that it has highlights. Ugh. He seems way too high maintenance. I wonder how they met.
And don’t forget all the flatironing. That might kill me even more than the highlights. Seriously high maintenance and so ridiculous!
I know. They could be sisters instead of husband and wife.
JEN34 We have a winner! Sisters – haha!
You blunted my eyeliner pencil!
You made my hair iron sticky!
You dropped my mascara in the toilet!
YOUR mascara? That was MY mascara!
Best comment. He does not look f***able.
I could really see her barking out directions to him during sex.
I am SO with you on this one. I just can’ t work out what is attractive about him…he looks very odd.
Oh, please. They’ve both been botox addicts since before they got together. Besides, I’ve never been under the impression that this is a marriage of great and overwhelming passion. They both wanted a high-profile partner who wasn’t chatty with the press, they get along well and have some things in common, and are willing to support each other through whatever problems they have. It’s a good arrangement for both of them, and they can avoid each other if they get on each other’s nerves. Barring a public cheating scandal, they’ll be together at least until their kids are teenagers.
I do think they are great friends though.
(Watch they prob are super duper passionate too.)
I also get the feeling that they have a really strong friendship. I don’t think they’re at all a traditional couple, but I think in their way they’re one of the happier pairs in entertainment.
That header photo – quick, hide the dalmations, she’s coming for them!
Is it just me or does Keith look like he is “transitioning” ala Bruce Jenner?
Spot on. I personally doubt he is “transitioning” but my gaydar has been off the charts for a long time with Keith. My gaydar (so far) has never been wrong! I think he might be “confused” or coming to terms with his sexuality. I believe he truly loves Nicole and truly love his family/wants a family. That could be the conflict right there. So sad! Hope they can work it out.
If that’s the case, I wish him the best. A dear friend of mine made that courageous journey and I have enormous respect for what it required of him to be able to live authentically.
Maybe the ” on the rocks” is referring to the fact both their foreheads look like polished marble and not their marriage?
Keith has definitely had some fillers as of lately, but he still cannot be compared to Kidman’s third lip and frozen forehead. Look at her back in “Far and Away.” She doesn’t even look like the same person. Her mouth is so wonky now, it’s gross.
I know! It’s so sad. I remember when she denied having anything done a while back and I was like “umm, those are not the same lips you had in Far and Away”.
I thought that was Jennifer Lawrence for a second. Like what? There’s a Nicole Kidman /j-law feud? Oh it’s Keith urban. I really don’t likethat hair cut on aanyone.
On a guy, it looks like the modern update on the comb-over.
Does anybody remember the movie Malice? It came on last week and I saw it for the first time in years. Nicole looked amazing in it!
No, I’ve never seen it, just looked it up, but Alec Baldwin looked good too. Is it worth seeing?
Its definitely worth it. A great psychological thriller that had me sitting there in shock once the movie ended.
I didn’t even recognize Nicole in it–I think that she’s still amazingly gorgeous (even with her frozen face), but she was just absolutely beautiful, and looked different. I think it’s the hair that really did her in. I wish she’d kept it curly.
VC: I no longer find her pretty because I think her face is too stiff, but I’m totally in agreement with you on the hair. She had GORGEOUS curls.
I think they’re both very strange.
Maybe it is the eyebrows, but Nicole is giving me a CarrotTop vibe on the Star cover.
Om, totally. Now I can’t unsee it! Horrific.
There was a recent blind gossip that many people guessed it was about them. It stated his (whoever is) previous relationship (engagement) ended because his fiance found out he was dating a man on the side. I remember the blind said “wonder if she knew it”… Something like that.
I don’t know if there is anything to do with this “breakup”, but botox use?! I don’t buy it.
“Angel’s advocate” from less of a cynic -why can’t Nicole move back to Nashville? Didn’t she just love the simple small towniness (compared to Sydney) of it. Gee, it seems worthwhile to save her marriage!
Let’s also not forget that her second daughter’s middle name is “Faith” because they found God through the miracle of her conception and birth. And the first kid’s name is “Sunday”.
I think I’m gonna puke now…
Wow, you don’t need to run down her beliefs because you don’t agree with them.
Still waiting for my reply !!! Doubt it will be printed because I called Celebitchy what it is GARBAGE !!!!
You’ve been mad at me for months? But how could I tell, your face never changed.
Ok, it’s really not funny. I always thought they were a weird pairing. What did they have in common but Australia? However, they had those two beautiful girls, looked happy together, so I wished them the best. I hope this is all lies, because I’d really hate to see them split. Good luck, and God Bless, guys, please hang in there and work it out.
Nicole Kidman now looks like somebody made a life-size inflatable Nicole Kidman doll, filled it with botox instead of air and then left it out in the midday sun a little bit too long.