Jennifer Lawrence has become the mistress of pretaped talk show appearances. I don’t know how I feel about that. Part of the fun of covering talk show clips is seeing a celebrity pose it up outside a studio a few hours before the show airs. JLaw is very busy and very in demand. She works constantly, so it makes sense that shows would work around her schedule. She taped a new GMA segment that hasn’t aired yet, and this newest taping for Late Night with Seth Meyers won’t air for weeks. Luckily, we’re able to catch some glimpses of her flipping off the paps. I feel a little guilty enjoying those photos because JLaw wasn’t into them. She’s done with the paparazzi, but they aren’t done with her.
This new story surfaces from a report within Seth Meyer’s audience. Jennifer admitted to being fall-down drunk at an Oscar afterparty. She’d already tripped on the red carpet, and yeah …. she was probably tipsy at that point. A little glass of wine to shake things up can turn into trouble. The built-in punchline for this story (which involves vomit) is that you know you’re in trouble when Miley Cyrus comments upon your drunkenness:
You know you’ve had a crazy night when Miley Cyrus tells you to pull it together. During an April 21 taping of NBC’s Late Night With Seth Meyers (for an episode airing May 21), Jennifer Lawrence recalled having a little too much fun at this year’s Oscars, which she attended with BFF Laura Simpson.
The 23-year-old Hunger Games: Catching Fire star, who was nominated for a Best Supporting Actress Academy Award for her role in American Hustle, told Meyers she was “wasted” at the March 2 ceremony in L.A. She was so out of it, she said, that she got sick at a post-show bash–and Cyrus witnessed the whole thing.
“Jen said she was so drunk, she puked on the stairs at Madonna’s after-party, and Miley walked by and said something like, ‘Get it together, girl!'” a Late Night audience member shares in the new issue of Us Weekly.
Lawrence–whose red carpet antics (such as falling and photobombing) have endeared her to moviegoers everywhere–also shared a story about hanging out with Brad Pitt at the show. (Angelina Jolie’s fiance was there in support of his Best Picture-winning movie 12 Years a Slave.)
“Jen said he smelled like sandalwood,” the audience member tells Us of Lawrence, who lost to Pitt’s costar Lupita Nyong’o. “She was so fun!”
[From Us Weekly]
Ahh, the days of drinking and puking. It’s been awhile for most of us, but JLaw is still very young. She’s 23 and can’t hold her liquor. It’s fine. It was a post-Oscar party! She’ll learn to manage her alcohol intake and maintain a fine buzz in the years to come. I tossed my cookies for the last time in someone’s front yard at age 28 (and I will never drink Peppermint Schnapps again). If this becomes a pattern or interferes with her on-set work, then it’s a problem. Anyway, why did JLaw go to Madonna’s afterparty? She left the Vanity Fair party early to hobnob with Madge. Weird. Don’t ask me why Miley was there.
Here’s a bit of side news: Jennifer dethroned Mila Kunis as FHM’s Sexiest Woman of the Year. The full list is here and contains many of the usual suspects. This must be the year that talking about sh-tting your pants on Letterman is sexy.
Here are some new-ish photos of Jennifer with Nicholas Hoult in London. She did not want her photo taken at all.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News & WENN
If I only was 23 again! I could drink all night go to bed at 5 am up at 8 and straight to uni until evening and then serve table at a restaurant.
If I’d do it now I’d need at least a week off work. Hangover is the worst these days…I’d rather not drink at all.
My first and only liquor induced vomiting occurred for me at 23 during a Halloween party after killing 3/4 of a Jack Daniels bottle with ginger ale. I managed to make it just outside my friend’s new car once he pulled over. I still love my Jack but vowed to never get that ridiculous again. *shudders*
My experience with tequila was almost Lovecraftian in it;s horror. Oh, god to this day I can’t stand to even smell it. And that was my first year of college. I dunno-Jlaw seems very frazzled-she does work tons-like the female version of Cumby. I hope she gets a bit more balanced. I’m not in awe of her, but she at least doesn’t seem rotten to the core like some of these a-holes.
ya’ll: Terminal Long Island Iced teas….. Never again will i ever in my sordid ass life play myself like i Played myself The Night before Thanksgiving 2007 (or was it 08?!). That was for the books!! Both ends all day until i had to go see a dr and be put under a sedative
QQ, I remember drinking Long Island Ice Teas, around 4 or 5. never tasted the alcohol. I didn’t realize alcohol was in it…. but the porcelain god was my best friend the next day…..
I AM 23 (24 in 25 days booo)and I don’t have the kind of energy levels I had for drinking when I was in university. Honestly, on a work night I’m in bed by 9:30. I need my sleep. When we have drinks with friends, 2am is when I’m suuuuper tired and start feeling grumpy haha. I need to be doing something stimulating when I’m drinking or I just get sleepy.
Just thinking about how much I used to drink makes me nauseous
The brains frontal cortex, reasoning center, isn’ t fully formed until 23 or 25. It’s interesting we are culturally geared to call self-induced brain damage “partying”.
Most people have gotten crap drunk since high school, so we are living in a brain damaged society. This explains everything.
No it’s not understandable. She’s 23. She’s older than I am. Is she really this immature? I mean, getting drunk and puking is gross, but not a big deal. But at an Oscar party? Which is technically work? In a priceless dress?
Am I supposed to find this adorable?
I love this site, but the bias is sometimes incredibly annoying. If this was any other actress, you’d be all over her.
i totally agree. she is way too set on this entire “TMI/celebrities are just like us” shtick. i’m not sure why she isn’t called out on it more often, and, instead, her awful stories are seen as cute and adorable.
I agree, this woman Jennifer Lawrence should be held fully accountable for her actions!
She puked on the carpet for gawds sake! She should have puked on Madonna!
Such a waste of a perfect opportunity.
ITA. But hey, jennifer is the queen so she’ll get a pass.
You know what its actually annoying. These responses. “If it was another actress bla bla bla.” Stop whining.
yeah, some people are so butt head about it, it’s laughable lol
they always have to bring up other actresses to trash Jennifer Lawrence, it’s beyond pathetic at this point
i don’t get what they are trying to achieve really
Do they think her fans will stop liking her just because she got drunk at an oscar after party ?
Hey, Tatjana, I didn’t know you were so young! I totally get what you’re saying, but maybe she was nervous? I’m not making excuses for her because I don’t especially like her. Maybe I’m giving her a pass because I was still very immature at her age and drinking too much at inappropriate times. Idk.
I’m more annoyed at the flipping off and hiding from the paps thing. If it worked, that would be one thing, but it doesn’t. It just gives them a more interesting picture.
Hey you guys need to come to these shores this happens all the time with GROWN people 15+ years older than her. I saw a poor man yesterday going to the tube I thought he was handicaped as he kept tripping on his turned in foot then I took a good look nope just drunk, it was 430p 🙂 I wanted to see if he could actually make it down stairs.
I’ve just turned 21 and I’m not particularly mature myself, but I still think that getting drunk at a work related party is immature.
I used to love her, but as time goes by, she seems more and more fake. And I haven’t been blown away by her acting either,
She really is that immature. I agree with you.
I completely Agree, Its Beyond annoying
i do not think even, Jennifer Lawrence thinks she is mature enough herself, she is 23 yrs old and her immaturity is part of her charm IMO, it’s one of the reasons she is so crazy and entertaining in her interviews. lol
Her personality is not for everybody, she can be loud, obnoxious and extremely hyper but also, very funny and goofy too.
But, i do think she will calm down a bit after a while, she is who she is and I don’t think she pretended to be anybody else tbh.
I mean she is like an open book and does not hide things, she will talk about anything really however gross the stories are.
she is the one who smoke a blunt or weed whatever that was, on her balcony after her oscar win so i don’t think she really cares about being a role model.
Personally, I think that a lot of the things she does and says are highly calculated.
And wasn’t the whole not losing weight thing about her being a role model to girls?
Her whole image is definitely calculated. She may naturally be goofy but she plays it up for the public and people eat it up.
even if she is calculated, which nobody will ever know really, i say good for her and i think she is really talented actress if she can pull it off for such a long time and make everybody believe it lol
Not everyone believes it.
Some people relate to this kind of thing! It’s sometimes funny to look back and laugh when you’ve done something stupid. This does make her more relatable to certain types of people, my kinda people. Admit your mistake, laugh about it with buddies, learn from it, vow never to do it again, do it again, and repeat cycle. It’s how the other half lives.
I am sorry, but Madonna’s after party is not work. Celebrities are allowed to cut lose and have fun at after parties. Also it doesn’t state she got her dress dirty. Not to mention you have no idea if she actually owns her after party dress. If she owns the dress she can set fire to it if she wants. Plenty of people in their 20s have drank to excess, it happens. Thus far everyone that works with her says she is kind and professional.
Totally, JessMa. Come on people, a Hollywood after party is not your typical “work-related party.” No need to get all holier than thou because a young starlet got too drunk at a Madonna party. Even if you’re her age and you would never do such a thing.
Yes, when you’re at the office from 9-to-5 with the same people day in and day out, you probably shouldn’t be puking at the resident office party. But this is Hollywood, where having sex during an “interview” and heroin are the norm.
I feel like the posters on Celebitchy actually are biased AGAINST her. No other website I frequent – reddit, Facebook, other gossip sites – has this much hatred for her. In fact, it’s the opposite. I suspect it’s the demographic here that just doesn’t really relate to her.
I so agree with you. Well, I wouldn’t say I’m all too fond of the “being so drunk that you puke” thing even besides Oscar parties- if you’re 23, you ‘should’ be past that stage. Such things are usually only funny for a year or two, and I reckon JLaw has had a few years more than that to drink legally. However, some people don’t ever grow out of that stage, or they discover it quite late, so maybe that’s the case for her. Fine then. But to do this at an Oscar’s party? Like you said, it’s part of her work and it’s extremely embarrassing to do something like that during work!
But this just adds up to the unprofessional attitude she has most of the time. I don’t really get why everyone’s so obsessed about her. Yeah, she’s a good actress, but her over-all behavior is awful. Getting too drunk at the Oscar’s isn’t the only thing.
“Such things are usually only funny for a year or two,”
It’s only been two years since she was legally able to drink in the US.
Why is everyone getting on her case? I barely ever drink, but last New Year’s I threw up, and I’m older than Jennifer. She may have been nervous or stressed, or just letting loose. It’s not a pattern, so who cares? You’re all acting like she threw up on YOUR stairs.
I don’t see the big deal. I mean I am tired of Jennifer’s awe shucks routine but she is only 23 and while it might have technically been a work-affiliated party this is a far cry from us normal people attending a work party and getting fall down drunk. I think these after Oscar parties are somewhat private and designed for celebs to unwind and hook up.
Madonna after party is NOT an official after party as the Governor’s Ball or Vanity Fair Party, so in no way it is related to her work as an actress. The party Madonna hosts every year at Guy Osseary’s house is usually the one the most celebs go as there are not paps or press (this year this was the party of choice of Sandra Bullock, Leonardo Dicaprio, Cate Blanchett and most of Hollywood elite because of the privacy). So I don’t understand how you can say it was work related, when in fact it was a private party.
Hi Tatjana, you wouldn’t like me much then. I’m 37 and constantly drunk. Although I don’t throw up much anymore, rock hard gut now!
Aaaaand it’s getting annoying. I subscribe to the Clooney-Damon-Jackman thoughts on paps; just smile and keep moving. You look like a jerk otherwise.
Or how a no-event becomes a dramatic event!
Be careful paps! JLaw is out of the street and doesn’t be photographed until her car! So the paps become crazier
About her Madonna party story,what classy story! Very interesting!( rolling eyes)
So what? I mean, who hasn’t?
I used to drink a lot when I was her age (I started when I was 18yrs old) and I never got drunk once in my life. I never liked diluted drinks at all. I’m no saint, I just didn’t like the feeling of losing control so I drank until I got a nice buzz then stopped. I’ve seen people falling down drunk, not knowing who or where they are. I’ve seen people puking all over the place. I felt embarrassed for them so I never wanted it for myself.
*rolls eyes*
With some drinks (Tequila, Jagermeister or Peppermint Schnapps) you can drink quite a bit and feel perfectly fine before it really kicks in and you are suddenly sh*t-faced drunk. That usually doesn’t happen with wine or beer. So it often takes a bit of time and experience to know your limits with different drinks. And with cocktails where the taste of alcohol is masked and you don’t know how strong the barkeeper mixed it, it’s always a bit of a gamble.
Well aren’t you a special snowflake, Rice.
Now see, why are y’all being rude to the one person who’s just stating she doesn’t get drunk? Because, you know she has to be lying *rolls eyes*. I’ve never been drunk either.
Usually this site is full of ‘no generalizations’ and don’t shame people for their personal choices! So why are we eye rolling people who didn’t make the same choices as us? Because *news flash* not everyone gets wasted every weekend. Just like not everyone has been cheated on or has lusted after another woman or whatever idiocy Cameron Diaz wants to throw at us.
I’m not shaming you for throwing up in the street, so don’t pull that special snowflake crap because I don’t.
(Stepping off soap box)
Well, I’m sorry to report that I can’t throw any stones about drunken evenings at that age, so I’ll just say I’d forgotten how pretty she looked in that red dress.
That look will always give me Hilary Clinton vibes, but she did look good that night.
Thank you for totally ruining it for me, lol
@Goodnames LOL girl, I’m sorry
Me either, but I did on one drunken night thrown stones at a street sign, does that count?
Lol, did you hit anything?
I STOLE a street sign one time…..got a hammer dropped on my face in the process, laughed my ass off cause I couldn’t feel it, woke up to a blood-covered pillow and a street sign, drank a 2-liter of Orange fanta to cure the hangover, and puked orange for a day. That’s when I swore off fanta forever. Haven’t touched the stuff since 1986.
@ GoodNames .. one of the rocks popped back and almost hit me in they eye. I am not a coordinated drunk.
I’m fairly certain I wouldn’t drink orange Fanta after that either. I bet that hurt!
EmmGee, oh my god, I was in Ireland when I was 17* and had the WORST Guinness-and-Whiskey-induced hangover in my life and drank quite a bit of orange juice the next day. A horrible idea. Orange juice puking is so not funny. I can only imagine what Fanta does.
*and for those who are wondering: Growing up in good old Europe a few years back was quite a thing. In hindsight my friends and me are still wondering why we could order (and drink) Tequila or Baileys at bars when we were 14 (!) and nobody batted an eye.
Isadora, I was actually living in Germany at the time–still too young to drink in the U.S. with its drinking age of 21–but I partied like a rock star when I moved there at barely-18. My old self would never be able to keep up with my young self ;). Good times…….good times.
Oh, Jen. *sighs*
Anyways I’m glad I got the partying thing out of my system in the first year of Uni, it got old really quickly for me.
The thing about this kind of gossip is that is not that interesting unless it’s current. She got drunk 2 months ago?
it’s easy to forget she’s so young since she plays older characters in her movies. I just watched american hustle this past weekend and I was distracted by how young she looked next to everyone else.
my last drunk barf was at age 29, at my husband’s 30th birthday party. haha. I thought I was over that life, but I wasn’t even the worst offender at that party!
My last drunk barf was about at 27 at a new year’s eve party. I drank a ridiculous amount of booze.
I love her, but she is NOT doing herself any favors with these stupid stories ALL-THE-TIME at some point they are just not funny anymore (IT HURTS SAYING THAT) Although I don’t see any big deal about puking it happens.
But why on earth did this get leaked before it even aired, is it that interesting?
It’s been commented by many Vanity Party attendees/insiders that the VF Party is overly crowded and enjoyable for a short time. The friend that went with Jen also commented that Jen was just getting bombarded with people wanting to talk with her. It’s probably a photo op stop, make a cameo appearance ,and then go somewhere else to really let loose.
Drunk and puking at Madonna’s Post Oscar Party…come on – who HASN’T done that?
If I have to talk to Madonna at a party I would probably also get drunk…
She seems nice enough otherwise, but the more she talks, the more she’s coming across as more and more unprofessional. Getting extremely drunk in private once in a while is one thing, doing it at a work event is another.
It says that this happened at an after PARTY.
That’s still technically work – photo ops, networking, etc. Similar to an office holiday party.
That’s not true. Many celebritys went to Madonna’s party because it was press and photograph-free. You can say that the Vanity Fair-party was technically work, but Madonna’s party was rather like a private party.
Nothing like an office holiday party.
However it wasn’t a work event, but a private afterparty where she did get drunk in private. We’re only hearing the story, because she’s the one spilling the beans about it.
Madonna’s party is hardly work. It’s a private party with an exclusive guest list. There are no reporters there, it’s meant for celebs to chill in piece and privacy.
And vomit in peace…;-)
Seriously, there were probably more celebritys who did drugs. I don’t think it’s cool that she vomited at Madonna’s party, but whatever, she’s 23 and that happened to most of us.
Well, I’d count this as a work related event. She’s there among other people in her industry, possibly people she’ll work with closely with in the future. It’s pretty much one of the worst times to get drunk off your ass.
What do you think do the celebritys on partys like that? Playing board games?
lol @Liv
@Liv Was that even English? WTF?
Celebs drink and get drunk at the Golden Globes – we’ve all seen them on stage & in front of a huge tv audience intoxicated. I’d call that a work related event, not an Oscar after party. I just can’t call her unprofessional for this.
This! Everyone seemed drunk at the Globes (Leo, Jacqueline Bisset, Cate B, Emma Thompson, everyone presenting or receiving their award late, lol it was super fun). So JLaw did nothing wrong actually, considering she was at a private party where she could do as she please.
It’s unprofessional. At best. Why are so many people so willing to make excuses for her? Insert just about any other young actress into this story and everyone would be saying how unprofessional and inappropriate it was. She wants to do that? Sure, fine, whatever – on her own time. Not at an Oscar party. And what about all the people who try to hold her up as some great role model when she talks about weight issues – aren’t her same younger-aged fans going to read about this and think hey, let’s get throw-up drunk like JLaw?
Unprofessional? It was a private house party with no photographers or reporters, it wasn’t the Vanity Fair party or anything like that.
Yes, I believe it was unprofessional. Ill-advised. Juvenile. All of the above. It’s my opinion.
I don’t want to vomit in front of colleagues either, but what do you think many celebritys do on partys? Oh, just ask Zac Efron.
lol it was at an oscar after party, it’s not like it happened on set so yeah, i don’t why some people are making a big deal about it and it seems nobody knew about until she, herself told the story *shrugs eyes*
I don’t get the rationale “jeez, it was at a party” as if the standard protocol for attending a party is to get vomit level drunk rather than enjoying a little food, a little booze, great entertainment and mingling with other partygoers.
brionne, that sounds like a very sophisticated party of 30plus people, not what most people did in their early 20s.
I find the hiding her face pics more annoying than the drunk story.
A clip of that exact night was floating around tumblr and it made me cringe with the amount of paps and blinding flashes that were going off in their faces.
Huh. I think it was Lainey who said that Jen might be one step away from dumpster-diving.
TMI Shut hell up jlaw dont you dare get on my last nerve. Still love her though
Does she do anything else other than tell stale stories and fall over herself?
She’s also making millions of dollars as an Oscar-winning, critically acclaimed actress, I know how upsetting her continued success is for you 😉
Why would it be? Do you have a valid rationale? Or just oddly compelled to make personal digs at commenters who express an opinion about her that is divergent from yours?
@Brionne “Why would it be?” Um, have you seen your six or seven comments on this thread about how immature she is, how the media is biased about her. I always think it’s funny when a super invested critic tries to act like they don’t really care. You care very much brionne, own it.
LOL at the tortured logic of super invested stalker fans. There is absolutely no way to equate having criticism for a celebrity with being upset by her success.
One can criticize Prince, Beyonce, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Eric Clapton, Nicole Kidman etc, and still wish them success. To say otherwise is a giant logical leap.
@Brionne Eleven comments in and you’re still acting like you’re not an over-invested critic? Lol, okay, whatever floats your boat I guess.
My point is that you care too much Brionne and you keep proving it.
Dani why are you counting my comments? Is there a quota? And surely it hasn’t escaped your grasp that every time I make a comment about Jlaw’s BEHAVIOR you come right behind it to make a CATTY personal comment about me so you always have an equal number of comments +1?
You win! You are the most die-hard JLaw fan club president ever! Have a great day!
Nope, not a quota, just proves that you’re just as invested as the “overinvested stalker fan” (lol at you trying to act like you haven’t made catty personal comments about me)
Anyways Brionne, it’s been fun, the president of the J-Law fan club salutes the president of the J-Law fault-finder club! Deuces 🙂
LOL @ attempting to define other posters on a gossip site because you don’t like their opinions. That’s a Susan Powter level of insanity. LOL
Haha, Dani2, where can I join your club? I can’t believe that people rip her apart for “drinking at work”. And I don’t even find it cool that she vomited. I’d be super embarrassed if I were her. But please, many do drugs or worse things, this is not a big deal at all.
Brionne, I get you don’t like her but be serious. She obviously does a lot more than drink and tell stories. She stars in two huge movie franchises, and has been nominated for three Oscars at age 23(which is a record).
There are a few celebrities that I don’t like, but that doesn’t mean I have to be irrational. For example, I can’t stand Lady Gaga. I don’t like her or her music, and I don’t even bother clicking on her links. Even though I don’t like her, I acknowledge that she has sold millions of albums and that she writes a lot of her own songs.
So what’s the irrational aspect of saying I don’t find her specific behaviors of repeatedly getting drunk, tripping over herself and recounting weird tidbits on talk shows to be adorable?
There is a difference between not liking someone and finding their behaviors annoying. I have no particular dislike for her. I have no particular dislike for Kim Kardashian. I have no particular dislike for George Clooney. I have no particular dislike for Michelle Obama. Some of their behaviors annoy me. One does not have to dislike a person to be annoyed by something they did.
Brionne, be fair. She also goes to parties and sprays vomit on the floor.
LOL
I meant that you are basically saying all she does is drink and tell stories. It is obvious she is a hard working actress. She has done numerous movies and won awards. She is constantly working. You make it sound like she has nothing going on.
lol at the perfect people on this website who have never gotten drunk in their life, they are all saints i guess, let’s canonize them * rolls eyes*
she is 23 yrs old and got drunk at a private Oscar after party, no big deal *shrugs*
she was probably nervous and hadn’t eaten something so her stomach ended up not being strong enough to hold the alcohol
if she were to turn up drunk on set that is at her work place, then i think it would be unprofessional of her . jmo.
Duh, nobody’s perfect but this girl seems to get drunk, fall over herself and repeat allegedly quirky stories on talk shows with regularity. It’s become formulaic.
so what?
when she is on talk shows, she will help promote her movies by telling yes, crazy stories about herself, it’s how it has always worked.
I agree with angie. That’s how talkshows work, brionne. You have to tell storys or you have to make a fool of yourself.
Just like you’re within you’re right to believe this behaviour to be “no big deal”, so do the persons who’ve never gotten drunk or who just don’t find this behaviour to be “adorable” or “understandable” have the right to express their views. Let’s not get catty with each other because of differing views or opinions.
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Thank you. I can honestly saying I’ve never gotten drunk. Buzzed, yes, drunk, no and I’ve never drunk vomited. And I throw no shade at anyone that does. I don’t really care. Do whatever the heck you want. I just am not really a huge alcohol fan, think Most of it tastes like cat piss. Don’t canonize me. It’s just a personal choice. I’m certainly no saint.
I don’t think throwing up is ever adorable. Ever. It’s just gross. Even when my kid does it. Especially when my kid does it.
Of course you’re within your right to not be amused by drunken behavior.
BUT there is a big difference between not being impressed, and making judgmental comments like “I have never/would never do that; how embarrassing.”
People take issue with the latter because a lot of them have been there. Yes, a lot of people have been really drunk at some point in their lives, and guess what – they probably were embarrassed about it the next morning. There’s really no need to pile on the shame. (Thank you Sighs for not throwing shade at us!)
Also, none of the J.Law apologists have said that her puking was “adorable,” so I don’t understand why that adjective continues to be fake-quoted and attributed to us.
I love you.
+1,000,000
Trying to mentally go through my mind and determine if repeat drunken stories about former media darlings at age 23 would’ve been deemed adorable. Anne Hathaway? Julia Roberts? Beyonce? Zoe Saldana? Catherine Zeta Jones? Jessica Simpson? Natalie Portman? McCauley Culkin? Michael Jackson?
I tried to imagine people saying how cute and adorable each of these former media darlings would be perceived if they had been leaking their own repeatedly falling over drunk antics and flipped the paps off repeatedly at age 23. I got nothing.
I don’t see anyone saying it’s cute or adorable, just that they had similar bad judgment at her age. It would be really hard to make vomiting cute. Or adorable.
I’ve lost count at the number of times in the media and on gossip sites and magazines the exact word “adorable” has been used to describe her and her antics. It has indeed been said about her.
Oh, I thought you meant commenters on this thread.
I’m going to vomit myself if there’s one more freak who complains that her behavior is not “adorable”. Who said that she wants to be adorable or that anyone wants her to be that? I only read that adorable thing when people complain about her. Stop it.
But who said it was adorable? The creator of this post didn’t say it was and none of the comments here have said that. I can’t even remember the last time someone on this site called her “adorable”.
And thus you acknowledge that it has been said on this site. Thank you.
@brionne lol what? That’s your comeback? Plenty of starlets (Kristen Stewart, Emma Stone, Mia Wasikowska) have been called adorable on this site, and in Jen’s case, I think it was back when she was doing promo for Catching Fire and it was about her friendship with Josh. It’s a little sad that you get so worked up over someone who is absolutely inconsequential in your life.
Dani I don’t need “a comeback”. I’ve expressed my opinion about Jlaw’ s latest antics on a gossip site. No “comeback” is needed or required. Whether some jlaw fan finds herself butthurt by it is meaningless to me.
@brionne You made a comeback aka a response. And lol, the only butthurt person here is you. Jennifer has said many problematic things in the past and this story is gross imo, if I were her, I wouldn’t have gotten that drunk and at the very least, I wouldn’t have talked about it. What I don’t get is how an actress can illicit such a strong reaction from you.
Dani2, why is it that there are people who really feel threatened by her? So crazy. I mean you can comment on people you don’t like, but I don’t get why people get that involved and think they know it all.
Her schtick is getting old. Does she not know how to be interesting without talking about poop or vomit or armpit vagina? And constantly flipping people off is juvenile. Imagine the flak Kristen Stewart would get for doing that.
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Oh come on. Not Kristen Stewart again. She get’s mentioned in every Jennifer Lawrence thread by someone. Yeah, Kristen Stewart would probably get flak. Because Kristen Stewart has a very specific behavior (with a certain scandal in the past) and charisma some people love and some people just can’t with.
But would Emma Stone get flak? No, she wouldn’t because she seems nice enough. Or Mila Kunis? No. Probably not even Emma Watson. So please, people need to stop mentioning Kristen Stewart.
infallible truth
i’m sure the people who had to clean up the puke will be all “oh that’s adorable, i’m cleaning Jen Law’s puke and i’m honored to do so.”
i still think that part of the “drink responsibly” message is not just about drunk driving but also about not puking and peeing all over the place. yeah yeah, the cleaners got paid to do their job, but we can be courteous and not make their job harder than it is tho. and yes, i know that maybe this is not as horrendous as Beiber peeing like a horse into a janitor’s bucket…. or maybe…
but! other people do it too!
sorry. maybe i’m just a bit touchy today.
At least she didn’t do it on purpose. Was Justin drunk when he did that?
Isn’t Justin basically high 24/7?
So, word is that she told this story herself? If this is the case, why on earth can’t she just shut up about this kind of thing??
IKR?
Hey I was 33 on my honeymoon in NOLA and everybody kept giving us free booze. Several hand grenades later…..my husband drug me out of strip club because I yelled at stripper for taking her lunch break right there in the club. I was all YOU CANT STRIP THEN EAT POPEYE’S. I woke up with my fake eyelashes stuck to my face while I laid in the floor next to a trash can full of puke. So no it’s not the best judgement but it happens. And tht was 3 years ago and I’ve not been anywhere NEAR that drunk again.
Joy that is an amazing story. I am sure your husband loves telling it.
OMFG LOL
“You cant strip then eat popeyes”
god that made my day, thank you.
Haha, Joy, what a story!
You can always eat popeye’s. It’s that good.
Lol, why can’t you strip and then eat Popeyes? I need to know your logic!
How fun! That was all kinds of amazing.
So funny!!!!! Thank you for sharing!
I think drunken fun can be a great time, but it has to be a once in a great while kind of thing. Emrill Lagassee’s Watermelon Margarita recipe is a good place to start!
So if anyone reads this you are going to laugh at me. Yesterday I helped my 80 year old neighbor with her cell phone. She offered be a glass of cider and I drank it because I did not wish to be rude. I got really dizzy and sick about an hour later and fell asleep (it was about 8). So I can not drink at all. And I am a year younger than Jennifer so that is what I should be doing. But it just feels like a torture to me so I do not see the appeal at all.
But if I was Jennifer I would not tell everybody these drinking stories as long as she stars in Hunger Games. Many of the fans are preteens.
LMAO dont be shy about it life is wonderful if you dont take things too seriously
Ahh, the days of drinking and puking. It’s been awhile for most of us, but JLaw is still very young. She’s 23 and can’t hold her liquor. It’s fine. It was a post-Oscar party! She’ll learn to manage her alcohol intake and maintain a fine buzz in the years to come.
I’m younger than Jennifer Lawrence but I’ve been regressing when it comes to my alcohol tolerance. I turn 23 later this year and my relationship with alcohol gets worse every year. Between the ages of 16 and 19, I could drink pretty much anything and hold my liquor from cheap supermarket beer to hard spirits. I would always be the right side of drunk…well I definitely embarrassed myself no doubt…but I felt great, was outgoing and could stand up reasonably straight and never get sick. I’d wake up the next morning, feeling great and be able to repeat it again the next night.
Then between 20-21, I started getting nasty hangovers, even if I only had a couple of beers with my friends. In my last year of college when I was 21, I had four cans of beer, felt fine and then got a bus to a nightclub and got violently sick when we got there. It definitely wasn’t my finest moment. Then on the night of my 22nd birthday, I had a shot of tequila and knew that if I drank anymore, the night would not end well for me. I’ve spent the last year trying to find feasible employment and my social (re: drinking) life has taken a big hit due to lack of funds. It’s been months since I’ve been on a proper night out and I don’t even want to know what my tolerance is like now. Especially as I have a stag (bachelor) party coming up and I’ll be challenged into keeping up with the rest of them.
Did I mention that I’m Irish? Yeah, I don’t know who I am anymore! 😛 Did anyone else have similar problems with alcohol as they got older?
It only gets worse, my friend. Eventually, you stop drinking as much, not because it’s not fun, but because you can’t do it anymore.
Yup.
Could have six-seven drinks a night in my early 20s, go to work the next day, be totally fine, etc.
Late 20s, that decreased to about four drinks a night, but only on weekends.
Now (age 35)? two glasses of wine on a sunday night knocks me out. I will literally have a hangover from two glasses of white wine. It’s pathetic.
I know the feeling only too well. I’m 22 though, I thought I’d have a few more years left in me but clearly not!
hahaha not contrived at all
You know it’s bad when you get called out by the Queen of Twerk.
J-Law needs to slow her roll. It will get to the point that her malaprops become irritating to more people; and one super ignorant move by her will cause the press and the public to turn against her. Case in point – Kristen Stewart.
+1000
balancing TMI with leave me alone when i want to be left alone -not sure that works out for many celebrities.
Yeah, I find the hiding from the paps really childish
So tired of seeing her everywhere. I really liked her at first, but now, to me, everything seems so pushed. I agree the others that said it was unprofessional. It wasn’t a House Party, it was an Oscar post-party. Not the same thing.
Nicholas Hoult, be mine please. You beautiful, beautiful man.
Once a year I can throw down pretty good, and I am a hell of a lot closer to 40 than I am to 30 (or even 35 for that matter). I blame it on my southern roots. We southerners love to be tipsy from about Thursday evening to Sunday morning, and then once or twice a year, even well into adulthood, we go from a little tipsy to waking up in the morning thinking, “What the hell was I thinking last night?”
I haven’t had a drink in four years and don’t really miss it that much. But when I was her age I found out the hard way that Tequila and I do not get along! Therefore I give her a pass.
Oh, boy, I must truly be old now. My first thought when I read this was “I hope the stairs weren’t carpeted.”
As long as she didn’t:
1. Puke on Cumberbatch, who was also there.
2. Drive herself home
Fine.
if only she puked on madonna or miley or jared leto this would be more fun
Personally I don’t see the big deal, of course I’m guilty of vomiting after drinking, I’m not proud of it and I never want anyone to know about it, so I wouldn’t be talking about it to anyone, but that seems to be her thing, I like her movies, but I don’t care for a lot of her interviews. As for it being the Oscars, it was Madonna’s after party I’m sure Jennifer’s puking wasn’t the worst thing going on at that place, though it’s bad when Miley tells you to get it together.
agreed. such a great actress i hope she will get it together and get classier when she grow older
“The built in punchline ” “When Miley Cyrus calls you out for your drunkenness.”
Ok, why? Why is this an auto punchline? Can you list the concerts, awards shows, galas, parties, charity events, fundraiser benefits, premieres, talk shows, etc., where Miley was drunk/drugged/not in control?
On a positive note, she did not puje onstage at the Oscars:) that would have been seriously unpleasant.
I really don’t get her appeal. She’s just so try hard. The poop stories, the butt plug stories, the drunk stories, her falling down because she was thinking about food, so try hard and annoying. She’s annoyed me since that whole stupid Katniss weight crusade but now it’s -_-, stop. It’s not cute or adorable neither is it “just like me”.