Kim Kardashian complains about French weather: please, clouds, make it rain!


By my count, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian had three major costume changes yesterday in Paris. First appearance: Kim in this beige suede dress while visiting the Martin Margiela showroom. People think Kim is going to wear Martin Margiela now, but I doubt it. Margiela made a lot of masks Kanye wore during his Yeezus tour, so I think it’s far more likely that Kanye will be wearing Margiela. Anyway, after that appearance, Kimye went to the gym together. Then another costume change for dinner – Kim in that black dress. As for the wedding stuff…

La belle vie! Ahead of their upcoming nuptials, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West shopped in Paris, scoping out designer threads on Wednesday, May 21. The engaged couple was spotted perusing stores in the City of Light, making a stop at the Maison Martin Margiela showroom. Armfuls of Valentino garment bags were also seen being delivered to Kimye’s apartment.

“Kanye is super calm and is so, so in love with Kim,” an insider tells Us. “This is his fairy tale. He adores Kim — it’s amazing to watch. He gets giddy around her and just smiles when she walks into a room. He is so excited to marry her.”

While details surrounding the ceremony are still fuzzy, the parents to daughter North West, 11 months, are expected to tie the knot somewhere in Europe on Saturday, May 24.

[From Us Weekly]

Another Us Weekly story has the pre-wedding rehearsal dinner going down on Friday at Versailles, and it will be a “theme” dinner where everyone will have to wear vintage French royalty attire (how tedious). Kim and Kanye have apparently been bitching loudly about the weather in France too – apparently it’s been damp and overcast this week? A witness says: “Kim made it clear that this bad weather is really getting to her. She’s clearly spending millions getting married in Europe, and if it all turns into a wash-out she will be really unhappy.” Dear clouds: please make it rain!!!!

And finally… guess who’s on the guest list? I mean, we know Kanye really, really wants Jay-Z and Beyonce to show up, but did you know Kim also invited Rachel Roy? Roy was apparently (allegedly) “the reason” why Solange went crazy on Jay-Z in the elevator – because Rachel and Jay might have been flirting or whatever. But it will probably be no biggie – after all, Solange isn’t invited, is she? IS SHE?!



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  1. Crank says:

    I think it’d be hilarious if Solange showed up and made a scene during the vows lol

  2. dorothy says:

    He get’s giddy and smiles when she’s around? Really? Haven’t seen that with him yet. He always looks like he’s just been sentenced to hard labor.

    I’m still hoping the sewage plant next to the venue has a mechanical breakdown the day of the wedding.

  3. Tracy says:

    What has she done to her face now? That top photo… what?!?

  4. Patricia says:

    That bitch loves some suede on her ass, right?

  5. eliza says:

    This entire spectacle is one giant farce. How unique, a theme party wearing Royal French Attire. YAAAAAAWN. Like that has not been done a time or 1, 000, 000 before.

    I read someplace where several Humphries/Kardashian wedding guests were not invited to this affair and they were people associated with Kim only not Humphries, most notably Ryan Seacrest. Lol. Wonder how that will play when contract negotiations happen with Seacrest productions in the future.

    • SpookySpooks says:

      What is a rehearsal dinner anyway?

      • elisa says:

        I don’t know about the Kardashians, of course, but when I married, we had a rehearsal dinner the day before the wedding. After the wedding party visited the church and met with our priest one last time to rehearse placements, etc., the wedding party plus our priest had a dinner at an Italian restaurant everyone loved. It was just a time to relax and chat and a bit of fun before the stress of the actual wedding day.

        This is basically the tradition of my family (Anglo-Canadian) and my husband’s (American).

        So, I’m sure it is nothing like Kimye’s version of a rehearsal dinner. Parading around like you are French royalty doesn’t seem relaxing to me in the slightest. lol But then my husband and myself are not much for partying.

      • SpookySpooks says:

        Oh, we don’t have that here. Mainly because we don’t really have a wedding party, just the best man and maid of honour, so everybody knows where to stand.

        Out of curiosity, how long does a wedding last? When is it over?

      • elisa says:

        @SpookySpooks. In Toronto, where I married, the actual wedding ceremony was about 45 minutes long, but I’m Catholic and we had a wedding Mass. My sister’s wedding (without a Mass) ran about 20 minutes. It is entirely dependent on the preferences of the bride and groom and the church/temple, etc. if you go the religious route.

        The reception after our wedding lasted about two hours, but my in-laws wanted a full dinner service at the reception (which they paid for). Hubby and I just wanted cake and light refreshments and then on to the honeymoon!

      • SpookySpooks says:

        2 hours? Dear God.
        Here the gathering starts at 3 PM, then Mass at 5 or 6, then the reception starts around 8 and last at least until 6 in the morning. And the bride and groom don’t get to go home until everybody’s gone. Then the next day family and close friends gather for the “repeat”. They go to the honeymoon the next day.
        A lot of food and drink are there throughout the night.

      • elisa says:


        That is a long reception! And I thought mine was long. Where I’m from the bride and groom tend to be the first people to leave the reception, with the wedding guests surrounding them, throwing birdseed as they leave for the honeymoon.

    • Michelle says:

      Ryan was probably relived NOT to be invited to this farce. I think the guest list is small, 150 I read somewhere.

  6. Ollyholly says:

    Her face looks jacked up, but I love both dresses she’s wearing.

  7. paola says:

    ‘He gets giddy around her and just smiles when she walks into a room’

    Ehrr.. i think he smiles in the inside because he has a face like a smacked arse everytime he’s with her.

    And how stupid is to complain about the weather? she lives in LA where is sunny almost every day.. but Europe (as well as almost the rest of the world) has seasons and April and May are really unpredictable months. I hate people who complain about the weather. get a grip. That’s why in France or in Italy people get married mostly between june and september.. it rarely rains during the summer.

  8. Jaderu says:

    How very interesting if Jay Z shows up WITHOUT Queen B and Rachel Roy is there.
    More interesting than Kimye anyway.

  9. Tiffany27 says:

    Just get married already and end this foolishness.

  10. Ag says:

    if it’s so damp/cold/rainy/whatever, she should start dressing for the weather. maybe it’s the sausage casings she’s wearing that are making her uncomfortable.

  11. snowflake says:

    well, you know, she’s like the american version of princess kate, so like everything should be like totally perfect. free lipo for all guests! if you’re not botoxed, don’t bother coming,

  12. Nicolette says:

    Wait, what? You can’t control the weather Kim? In every life a little rain must fall. Golden showers, rain showers it’s all good right?

  13. redsox says:

    Who cares if she spent millions to get married in Europe – there will always be a next wedding for her.

  14. jwoolman says:

    Explain again please-.why exactly would anyone have the rehearsal in a whole different country than the wedding?

    I’m also trying to imagine who would be willing to show up in vintage French royalty attire…

    • swack says:

      This must be a new thing because first reports said cocktail attire.

    • Belle says:

      In their efforts to have the most grand and fabulous wedding EVER, it seems like they will be TORTURING their guests. I will never understand people who think that their wedding guests should bow before them, thanking their lucky stars that they are ALLOWED to attend.

      I must be a freak or something because I have always felt that you should be truly thankful that your invited guests choose to be a part of your special day, and honor you with their presence. Yes, the wedding is about the couple getting married, but IMO, if you are having guests, they should be treated with care and respect. Making them jump through hoop after hoop is disgusting.

      • swack says:

        You are not a freak as I believe the same way. But they don’t seem to understand what being grateful is and that may (or maynot) be because they have money and have never wanted for anything and therefore don’t understand what being grateful means.

      • Jackson says:

        Spot on, Belle. I cannot imagine being a guest at that wedding. Exhausting!
        I remember selecting a venue for my wedding reception. I had two places in mind, both very nice but one was about an hour drive away. It was a little fancier and frou frou and I kind of preferred it, but in the end I thought ‘what about all of my elderly relatives?’ I was blessed at that time to have them all still with me and I thought, geez, am I really going to make them drive all that way and then back home, after a really long day, and in the dark? So, I opted for closer to home. Funny, because years later my SIL had her reception at the frou frou place and nope, I liked mine better anyway! Just my trip down memory lane, lol.

      • Ange says:


        I went to a friend’s wedding once where they had a beautiful outdoor venue selected for the ceremony. It was lovely but you could only access it by special buses so we all got shipped out there an hour before the ceremony started only to find there were no toilets. There were little kids and pregnant ladies and everything. So we sat through the ceremony then the bride and groom made us all stand around and watch while they took photos – still no toilets, still little kids, still pregnant ladies and regular ladies like me who were dying to go and now the sun was going so it was getting really cold. Another hour later they finally announced we could leave but the wedding party got the first bus and they weren’t sharing. The buses had been waiting up the road the whole time but had been told not to come down until the B & Gs say so.

        It got worse at the reception. We got shipped straight there and it’d been hours since anyone could eat, we all had to skip lunch due to the timings of the buses and ceremony. We got nibbles but they wouldn’t serve a full meal until the speeches were done and they took an hour and a half. An hour. and a half. Then when they finally served dinner at 9.30pm we had to do a quiz on the bride and groom while we ate. They also made the band stop playing constantly so they could make all the guests go get photos. That wedding cost us a bundle to attend (because of course they picked a venue where you had no other option but to stay there and it was really pricey) and it wasn’t a wedding as much as a hostage situation. I’ve never seen such an egomaniacal affair and I hope I never do again.

      • Belle says:

        ANGE… OMFG, hostage situation describes that wedding perfectly! ZERO consideration for the guests. I would have freaked being stuck somewhere without a bathroom! Some people have health issues where delaying meals is not only uncomfortable but dangerous. Sheesh, I’m practically having a panic attack just imagining this scenario!

        Did they seriously not give any advance notice about the facilities (or lack thereof)?? Selfish, irresponsible and careless. At the very least, invitations should have provided more details so that people could plan accordingly… such as bringing a healthy snack along, opting not to bring children, or even skipping the wedding. If you are going to put people in a situation where they are stranded, they should be made aware of it AND you damn well better be providing the basics. :(

        Gah! I’m actually angry about this… LOL

      • Ange says:

        Belle no we had no idea about the situation at all. We were told about the buses and where to meet them and that was it. Nobody had any idea about the delay between arriving and the ceremony or that they would be forced to watch a photo session (that none of the guests were even included in) afterward and certainly nothing was said about the lack of toilets. One thing I didn’t mention was that the wedding party took the bus to their next photo session so we were stuck waiting for multiple bus trips when we could have all gone back together in 2 buses much earlier if they’d let us. Not letting anyone leave when they knew there were no facilities then leaving before everyone else really made me rethink my friendship with the bride to be honest.

      • ickythump says:

        ANGE – I am outraged on ur behalf – that is dreadful – I remember when a wedding was a joyous occasion when everyone who loved the bride and groom came together to enjoy a wonderful day when the couple would commit themselves to each other and everyone there supported them in their new life together, old and young, family and friends – and the elderly relatives especially were always looked after and made to feel special. That all changed when “celebrities” who were “A” list and otherwise started to sell their weddings to the highest bidder – the bride and groom became the King and Queen of the day and it was all about them and the venue and what they wore/ate/etc. The “guests” were invited for coverage only – the more “A” listers you can get the more money you will make. Problem is some ordinary people think they should emulate them (and almost bankrupt themselves in the process). A wedding should be a celebration of love shared by everyone who is there. This pair are the antithesis of what a wedding is all about.

      • Ange says:

        My thoughts exactly icky, it’s a day where you are fortunate to have people who want to share your joy and they should be treated accordingly. Guests aren’t there just to make you look good. At least it helped with my wedding planning for later that year, I just did the exact opposite of everything they did lol.

  15. heebeegeebee says:

    idiot with the white shoes

  16. Sugar says:

    Big-busted girls shouldn’t wear flaps over their breasts. That beige dress looks ridiculous on her. Her shoes are completely wrong in both of those pics, too.

  17. PunkyMomma says:

    Is it only me or is Kim’s face slowly morphing into Amal’s face?

  18. Tx says:

    I don’t know why Kim is worried about the weather. Kanye is a god, right? He should be able to change the weather.

  19. Francesca says:

    It’s not raining. It’s crying

  20. AG-UK says:

    She should have married in LA where she can predict the weather. Also if she dressed for the season she wouldn’t complain slit dresses honey you will be cold… watch when they leave it will be sunny and warm they brought the clouds in. I can hear those Parisians now… eye rolling head shaking. I can’t wait for this to be over.

  21. Rie526 says:

    She has so much plastic surgery, she’s beginning to look like Cher.

  22. KJP says:

    I feel bad for the guests… this wedding sounds so tedious. Multiple locations, costumes, etc.

  23. LadyJane says:

    “IN PARIS: one must only wear black and camel colours. This will make us klasssy!” (on repeat in K&K’s brains – and not much else going on up there)

  24. Annie says:

    Why is Kim always opening her own car door? Even if Kanye’s not gentleman enough to do it, don’t they have a driver?

  25. NewWester says:

    I hope she wears something in yellow. That will brighten up any cloudy day. But if it rains she should be used to water and the colour yellow combined

  26. Skins says:

    Wow, I remember just a few years back she was trolling bars looking for rappers to blow. Now she struts around like she is the Queen of England (sorry England) and the world’s greatest fashionista. How times have changed. Thanks for rescuing her from obscurity Kanye, thanks a lot!

  27. Naomi says:

    Kim always looks uncomfortable when she is with him. As if she is trying not to make a mistake. Like he has told her not to look directly at the cameras. I wonder if that is partly why her face looks so odd. It’s possibly as much an expression of concentration as is feasible with all that she has done to her face. Plus she loves the cameras. Sometimes I swear she looks at them when she knows Kanyes back is turned and she looks so damned happy and relieved that they are still there. Lol.

    As for the rainy weather. A) isn’t the time of year when it likely to be rainy?; B) clothes

  28. aquarius64 says:

    French royal attire. Come on, we KNOW this is going to be a tacky mess. Look how the bride wears modern clothes – you think she’ll look decent in period? Historic accuracy will not be a factor when it comes to design (Kimye wouldn’t want to do the research or spend the money). The women will overdo the decolletage, looking more like serving wenches than royals. Calling it on an outbreak of beauty marks.

  29. Mylene - Montreal says:

    She do everything for people hate her … i hate all this mascarade .. I HATE THIS FAMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !

  30. Mylene - Montreal says:

    i’m curios to know how much hate message she receive by twitter ..

  31. idk says:

    Oh boo hoo. No one can control the weather so just deal with it Kim. Like your life isn’t perfect enough? I doubt she’s the one paying millions for this wedding. It’s a mix between the E Network, Kanye, and begging for free sh*t. If getting married was really costing Kim money, she probably wouldn’t get married so many times. Does anyone really believe this will be her final wedding?

    • Shannon1972 says:

      Nope. I predict that they will pull a “Heidi and Seal” and get married again every! single! year!
      We all know how that turned out, though all cynicism aside, I think this marriage has a chance of sticking. Kanye doesn’t like to fail at anything, so even if things went south (ha!), he would probably keep the marriage going through sheer force of (godly) will. ;)
      On the bright side, yearly wedding will be endless publicity for Kimye

  32. akavdre says:

    This wedding is mostly full of Kim’s D list pals and her family members. Hardly any A listers other then Jay-Z, Beyoncé and Lana Del Ray. Beynce might not even come since that fight between her sister and Jay-Z occured. Even Kanyes West dear friend Anna Wintour will not be coming.
    George Clooneys wedding would be filled with A listers probably. I could imagine the likes of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Matt Damon, Sandra Bullock, etc all in attendance. I bet the Kardashians are jealous of that fact that his wedding will probably get more coverage then theirs will, even tho its not until september. He is even friends with the President, so they would be seething with jealousy over that.

  33. Kitty says:

    I will be in France from tomorrow and the weather forecast is for a week of solid, torrential rain and thunder storms. Ha ha.
    Also, it snowed and rained on my wedding day apparently but I didn’t notice because I was ao happy to marry the man I love, but I don’t think that’s the case for either of them.

  34. Palermo says:

    So, so in love with Kim. Oh please … How many blinds have we read that it’s all a business arrangement. They don’t live together, my guess is they never will. I only feel for poor North.

    • Dawn says:

      Bless you for speaking the truth as so many people are not. 21 million reasons that she is marrying KanYe indeed! This is one big business arrangement and so is Jay and Bey attending. If KanYe hadn’t signed with him, they would never have shown up. I think these two just taint everything they touch. They just seem so dirty and disgusting and think that they are sooo important. All I ever see is the fact that they both know how to do the stroll for the paps. Nothing more nothing less. Poor North West, may she grow up to be the complete opposite of these two posers.

  35. Dani says:

    That dress is awful. It’s worse than the suede skirt she religiously wears. And beige shoes with beige dress? How about a silver, gold, red, black, blue ANY OTHER COLOR shoe?

  36. Marion says:

    This is such a shame that we have experienced a lot of sunny and warm weeks recently. Since she has set foot here, it’s been raining or overcast at the very best…
    If she wants to be the American version of Kate, then she’d better get used to rain. In Europe it’s certainly not South Califonia!
    Anyway, here we have a saying : “Mariage pluvieux, mariage heureux” (rainy wedding, happy marriage…wait, maybe that’s why she wants it so bad to be sunny)

  37. melmel says:

    Paris may be a beautiful city but the weather there can be crappy. It is not sunny like LA or south of FRance. The city gets rain. If she hates the cloudy weather maybe she should go somewhere else to celebrate her third (but not her last) nupitals

    • Josephine says:

      I agree. Paris is notorious for lousy weather, and Kayne should know that since he claims to live there part of the year. But who knows where they are getting married – it’s such an elaborate PR game. Nothing feels loving or special about this at all – it feels very manufactured and every one of them seems miserable. Shop, eat work out – the poor kid is such an afterthought.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      You can’t get married in coastal California in late May or June. It’s always foggy and gloomy. Two of my friends have had June wedding so far and it drizzled at both weddings. June is our worst month from LA to San Francisco. It’s just depressing.

      I think its funny that this idiot is likely well aware of this, yet she didn’t think to check the weather. Spring is rather mercurial in most places.

  38. ann says:

    My heavens she looks like Elvira except Elvira was in makeup and well this blimp just simply looks like her! Her face is soooo crazy long now that she’s lasered off the hair on her forehead thus making it bigger and because of her nose job. ewe

  39. HatetheletterK says:

    I guess Kanye the fashionista didn’t get the memo that the one thing Europeans HATE about Americans is white tennis shoes.

  40. grabbyhands says:

    This trick WOULD complain about the weather in one of the most beautiful cities on the planet. Maybe for her next wedding she should have someone research weather trends for the destination she will be at instead of assuming it will just do what she wants.

  41. Marion says:

    I have a thought… What if they all are in Paris to then take the Eurostar to London for the wedding? Like marrying in Westminster Abbey…??!!!

  42. Ashley says:

    It’s Paris, what do you expect? The weather’s finicky. And the weather reports never predict half of what goes down. It will be blazing sunshine in the morning, rain in the afternoon and then back to sunshine but when you walk outside cold as hell. People don’t realize it but Paris gets more rain than London.

    But of course for Kim Paris should kowtow? Delusional. I bet the French aren’t even paying attention to them. When I walk around and see photographers I just walk on, it’s not like in America where people stop and form giant crowds.

  43. Jade says:

    Please. She wishes Solange would come to the wedding and create a fuss. It would only pique more interest for her wedding special. There is no bad publicity for these ppl folks. What kills them is no publicity. That goes for Kanye too. He says he hates the paps and that North is his baby, not America’s baby. Well, let’s just see if that’s true once they are desperate to have more viewers and album sales.

  44. Tiffany says:

    She really thinks that the streets are a runway, doesn’t she. I mean to have nothing going on in your life but to dress not for photographers but for paps. Is she shallow enough to think she is an all important fashionista?

  45. Juliette says:

    I’m sorry but I am the only one that finds it incredibly tacky that there is this much hoopla over her THIRD wedding? Wearing white, huge 3 day affair, bridal registry for a third wedding. So tacky and distasteful imho.

    The entire clan reminds me of that show that was on for a while called “The Aristocrats”. Basically grifters that assume successful, wealthy people’s identities and scam everyone right in front of their faces. THAT is a Kardashian.

    You can put lipstick on a pig. It will still be a pig in lipstick!!

  46. Fifi says:

    Bitch should be happy that the weather she has in Paris is nothing compared to what Eastern Europe is experiencing; flooding in Serbia, Bosnia and Croatia. I have no sympathy, empathy or time for her or her family.

  47. jwoolman says:

    Kim can still smile – in a previous Kimye story, one pic showed her smiling. I don’t know why she looks so grim most of the time. She wasn’t even smiling at her daughter as far as I can remember. Maybe what Kanye has is contagious. Have a hard time believing the “inside source” (aka Kim’s demon mother) that Kanye is all smiles when Kim or Nori are around at home. You would think some of that would break through in public in an unguarded moment. He doesn’t seem to want to even touch the baby. We see other dads carrying their babies often enough, looking quite natural doing it. And if they had pictures of Kim or Kanye holding and smiling with the baby (and the baby laughing back at them), you know they would have posted them online by now. Instead we see stranger danger pics of the poor kid with her alleged parents even in her own home- except when she’s sitting by herself laughing at whoever is holding the camera (my bet is the nanny).

  48. MediaMaven says:

    maybe she’s afraid that the rain will melt her face?

  49. Jade says:

    My theory is she doesn’t smile anymore because she wants to be seen as a ‘sophisticated oh look at all this wretched papparazi’ person with credibility. So it doesn’t look as if she courts papparazi, instead it’s the other way around. I think this is Kanye’s way of making her ‘brand’ look sophisticated and serious. He always thinks he is a serious artist who doesn’t need paps so Kim must adopt the same mentality. She is a serious artist and fashionista too! She has pushed the reality tv envelope! They are bigger than Brangelina and the Beckhams! I imagine this is what is in their heads.

    • Almondey says:

      OMG @Jade- you took the words out of my mouth! That’s exactly what I think too! It’s like now if she keeps a stern face it’s like she’s above the paparazzi and they’re a nuisance rather than the whole reason for her…existence.

  50. Jayna says:

    Kim doesn’t smile since Kanye because she thinks it’s more the style of an A-lister, sophisticated, fashion style icon when papped to do her serious face It’s her new persona She is such a phony.

  51. ZenB!tch says:

    I’ve been trying to avoid the Kartrashians as much as possible but after seeing her on Extra or something last night I had to come here to ask my fellow b!tches…


    She was wearing some black dress, maybe this one sans le trench and her hips looked HUGE compared to the rest of her. She was giving Nicki Minaj competition and we all know she Nicki bought hers.

    Can it just be child birth? Thoughts?

  52. tricklady says:

    I can NOT wait to see the wedding dress he makes her wear!

  53. bettyrose says:

    How can anyone even be sure that’s actually Kim Kardashian? Her face looks completely different than the last round of pictures. Do we have finger print confirmation?

  54. boo says:

    This over the top circus of a wedding is just atrocious. I really do think, as some of you have pointed out, that these two and their fam think that they are IT. Also, Kim thinks if she doesn’t smile she’s somehow a sophisticate, when we all know how she got famous, by laying there while some guy poked her from behind and then peed on her. How classy. These are the worst people ever, I just want this to be over with, because right now when I go to the supermarket all I see are magazines with their mugs on them. Although, I must point out, not all the magazines carried the wedding news, which was kind of funny, because her last wedding was everwhere, but not now, only a couple of magazines have talked about the wedding. An example is that Angelina Jolie is on the latest People and not Kim and her ilk. Oh please God if you hear this prayer, please make them go away NOW.

  55. caz says:

    Boycott all tabloids featuring this wedding. We’ll continue laughing at them online for free.

  56. ickythump says:

    As my old granny used to say “you cant make a silk purse out of a sow’ s ear” – still they insist on trying. I’m stil trying to get my head around someone becoming rich and famous for having sex with some guy n getting peed on…and her mother selling th tape? Beyond horrendous…shoudnt pimping out ur own daughter b a criminal offence?. And wen do they tell Nori how mommy got famous? God help that child.

  57. Godwina says:

    Run, Europe, run!

    Poor, poor Europe.