Today is Lindsay Lohan’s birthday. She’s 28 years old. Can you believe it? She made it to 28. She didn’t join The 27 Club. I’m sort of surprised, because there were some moments over the past six or seven years when I thought she would be short for this life. Happy birthday, Lindsay.
These are some photos of LL out and about in NYC yesterday. She was taking a “stroll” according to the photo agency. From a distance, I was going to say that she looked okay, but… not so much. She’s lost some weight and she doesn’t look so puffy anymore, which I’m assuming means that she’s not drinking so heavily. Lindsay had been in London for months now – I can’t even keep track, but I think she’s been in London since April. She must have come back to NYC for her birthday, so she could celebrate with Dina, Ali and her brothers. Maybe she’ll stay in NYC through the weekend – the Fourth of July is more fun in New York?
I’m assuming she’ll be returning to London shortly though. After all, she has to “rehearse” for her big role in the West End production – that will TOTALLY happen you guys – of Speed-the-Plow. Lindsay will totally star in the production for eight shows a week starting September 24th. Totally. Why would you doubt her? Besides, Lindsay apparently loves it in London and she’s getting lots of TV offers and stuff. My guess is C-list reality show stuff, but hey – a lot of C-list celebrities supplement their income with those shows.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
there have been some pics lately of her where she is starting to (sort of ) resemble her old self, but she needs to stop with the lips. If she completely quits all substances right now (including tobacco), she’s young enough that she won’t end up completely looking like a catcher’s mit once she hits 40.
Plastic surgery going overboard…
She seems ten years older trying to seem younger… What a mess of a woman.
@Lady Macbeth, I’m 38 and look younger than she does…. 🙂
sonalaceae I am fifty and look younger then she does.
Ditto on both counts, Sonalaceae.
28 is the new 48.
You kinda have to be really talented to join the 27 club…..
She’s lived a rough life to only be 28.. Sad.
Yeah, um, I don’t think 4th of July is a thing in London soooo…
If only Jim Morrison had made it………….
+1000
Her birthday gift to herself should be a 90-day stay in a good rehab center. Quit smoking, drinking, drugging and get some intense therapy to undo some of the scars that were laid down during her childhood. Have lots of massages, yoga, and acupuncture. Do nothing other than strategize ways to take care of herself in healthy, affirmative, constructive ways.
That would be a great birthday gift for her.
At a certain point, I think she crossed over into one of those people who will just keep going… even if she looks twice her age now.
+1
My eyes.oh, my eyes! To me, her face looks terrible. Like Elvis when he was older and so out of control with alc/ pills. She is lumpy and jowly like a bulldog, and at that age, she should look amazing. The skin doesn’t lie.
Like the Original Bellaluna said, she is a crackroach who will live forever.
Whoopeedoopeedoo.
The DM pictures of her yesterday in this same dress show giant bruises on her thighs and a lot of face bloat. She is not looking better.
My question is, how does she have the money to go back and forth between the US and England? Also, this could be her excuse for not doing the play – she doesn’t have the money to fly back for it.
Working.On. Yachts
Overtime
Past Yacht Season
With her Ma, probably
I’ve heard these rumors. I’ve also heard she does whatever kinky stuff that gets the job done and we all know that some men are very, very sick in the head.
There’s also a pic or two online of she and her mamma getting, ahem, a little too close.
Here’s one; make of this what you will:
http://theblemish.com/images/2011/09/0919-dina-lindsay-kiss-600×399.jpg
I believe the career at which she has found most success is mistress to very rich men.
She used to be so pretty. It’s sad she lost it all before 30.
When i see her,i think about “what happened to Baby Jane?”
This should be an epic bender
Cheers!!
Yup. She’s due for another brush with the law soon.
I love Lindsay Lohan. She makes me feel like such a young 32.
She makes me feel like a young 36.
And please don’t let her come back. I’m an American living over in the UK. I really like London, but now I’m scurred to go back!
I’m hoping she’s doing better if she’s committed to doing 8 shows a week.
she was also “doing better” when she committed to the Oprah show. and we all know how well that turned out.
she couldn’t even show up on time to a photo shoot.
in her own apartment.
It’s OT but can anyone tell me the weather in NY? I’m coming for three weeks and I have no idea what to pack? Hot and stuff? Her dress looks really comfortable (minus the shoes) for walking around.
Mostly hot and humid.
Depends on when you’re coming. It’s usually sunny, hot, and humid in the summer with the occasional 20-30 minute torrential downpour. http://www.weather.com gives okay forecasts for the most part. It reaches the upper 90s towards late July/early August (36-37C) and about 100-102 in heat waves (39C). Keep in mind the intense humidity.
Next week! From a very cold European country (boots, jacket and sweater today) so I can’t remember hot summer days anymore!
Alarive…just keep in mind “the three Hs”…HAZY. HOT. HUMID.
my recommendation is to HIT THE BEACH. enjoy your stay!
The way she applies her blush/bronzer/whatever really makes her look even worse. What is the idea there?!
To Create “cheekbones” where there is only heavy bloat?
What a paradox. She’s young, but she has the haggard old truck stop whore look of the Olsen twins, especially in her posture. So much boob sag for a person of her size and age.
And those ruddy boots…..what Ines de la Fressange would call ‘illogical fashion’. Anyway, tis a brief respite for London, so we can venture out once more.
+1 for an Ines de la Fressange reference. My favorite model ever.
Happy Birthday.
I dunno, she looks plenty puffy to me in those pics, or is that just the fillers?
She looked pretty good in quite a few of her London photos. She is not looking as good now. Maybe because this is full daylight, and in London, she seemed to always be on her way into or out of a club after dark?
I thought she had looked a lot better lately while she was in London. She looked a lot less bloated and her eyes looked clear. She looks bloated as hell in the face in these pictures.
Her shoes are hideous but she looks like she showered this week so yay her?
Maybe I’m being too cynical but I don’t think she looks thinner because she’s drinking less, I think it’s because while she’s been over here she has been able to party like the old days in LA, in a way, she’s not burned here the same way she is in America. People in LA used to catch her drinking/getting her friends to get her drinks/disguising vodka as water/sneaking drinks etc… While in London she’s been to the Chiltern Firehouse every-night and no one cares. I think she’s lost weight the unhealthy way (drug cocktails).
I am honest-to-God SHOCKED that she lived to see her 28th. I was so sure she was aiming to be immortalized in the 27 club so that when people would look back, her name would be amongst some of the greats. That’s how I interpreted her pathological narcissism.
I was wrong.
But then, who knows? Maybe she tried (and tried and tried) and with every attempt, she was rescued. I actually think she wants to die, the way she fumbles her way onto the edge of a proverbial cliff time and again. But I also think she gets off (like, almost orgasmically gets off) on being saved. It seems like one of the only ways she proves to herself that she’s worth something, anything, beyond her noteriety and what she must do with her body parts on a regular basis.
Yeah, it seems she must debase her whole self just to survive day to day. And fuck, there’s so much pressure and “positive reinforcement” from her sick, twisted mother that knows little ::if any:: boundaries. Living seems like such a painful process for her. Sigh. I just experienced a moment of empathy because she suffers so and I get that. I understand darkness and deep pain. But then, my second breath reminded me of who she is and what she is and immediately, that swell of feeling dissipated into disgust. She’s a user and a manipulator and I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to find out that she’s steped over a dead body to feed her starving souless addictions and her ruthless drive to be relevant.
Wait, someone tell me- HOW the Hell did she live this long??
Notoriety*
Although I don’t doubt the above-mentioned theories as to how La Lohan earns her keep, let’s not forget that settling out of court on spurious lawsuits is also a fountain of cash for the ghoul:
Lindsay Lohan is suing the makers of the “Grand Theft Auto” video games. The actress says the latest instalment used her image and created a character based on her without her permission.
Lohan’s lawsuit was filed Wednesday in a Manhattan court. “Grand Theft Auto V” game maker Take-Two Interactive Software Inc. and subsidiary Rockstar Games declined to comment.
“Grand Theft Auto V” was released in September. Sales topped $800 million on its first day.
Lohan’s suit says a character named Lacey Jonas is an “unequivocal” reference to the Mean Girls and Freaky Friday star.
The suit says Lohan’s image, voice and styles from her clothing line are depicted. It says the game features West Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont hotel, where Lohan once lived.
The character also seeks help skirting paparazzi.
This is from today’s AP. I believe though that the part about skirting paparazzi, which the real Lindsay does NOT do, will be fatal to her claim.
Speaking of cash, that is some serious, serious jewelry she has in those pictures. It may not look like much, but it’s all high-end brands, real stones and precious metals.