“Justin Bieber got two years’ probation & anger management classes” links

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Justin Bieber gets two years’ probation & anger management classes. [Evil Beet]
Matthew McConaughey is a sure thing. [Starcasm]
Blind item! Which A-lister is banging her makeup artist? [CDAN]
Harper Beckham is already 3 years old! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
NSFW pics of Michael Phelps from ESPN Mag. [OMG Blog]
Helen Mirren & Oprah chat about life & love. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Ashley Greene got pap’d in flats. [Celebslam]
Un-autotuned Britney Spears track leaks. My God. [PopBytes]
Tori Spelling & Dean are staying together for the kids. [Bitten & Bound]
Adult sleepovers at the Museum of Natural History. [The Frisky]
African-American ladies are doing really well in school these days. [Bossip]
Poppy Montgomery is knocked up again. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Tori Spelling & Jennie Garth are still mean-girling Shannen Doherty. [Life & Style]

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78 Responses to ““Justin Bieber got two years’ probation & anger management classes” links”

  1. InvaderTak says:

    Nooo That means he has to stay in the USA!

  2. Anastasia says:

    He looks like he needs to tinkle in that last pic.

    That’s all I’ve got.

  3. Jaderu says:

    JFC I can grow a better mustache than that.

  4. QQ says:

    Why did people imagine Britney was going to sound any different though?

    • Candy Love says:

      This all day every day .

    • HoolooPie says:

      Ahahahaha, I love it. For years, people have looked at me like I’m crazy for my utter disbelief that they actually like her, um “singing”. Even compared to the other iffy “singers” (Rihanna, Katy Perry), Britney has always been the worst of the worst.

    • Lucy2 says:

      Yeah, it was about what I expected. Maybe even a little worse. What’s the point of even having her sing anymore?

    • msw says:

      She knows it, too. Once, after SP was born, she said she was practicing singing to him and realized she actually could sing a little bit. She is well aware she has a career for reasons that have nothing to do with her singing.

      I’ve seen that video of her of Star Search or whatever from when she was little, or maybe it was something from the Mickey Mouse club. She wasn’t bad. She just never got better…. Maybe she even got worse.

    • FLORC says:

      QQ
      Because ages ago she did sound different. Around the time of her addictions and bad company was when the greater need to rely on producttion and editting emerged.

      • Steph says:

        Maybe once she went through all that she stopped taking lessons/practicing regularly or something.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        I disagree. She has always heavily relied on autotune and “back-up” singers dominating the mix of her songs. For example, she probably didn’t sing the hook on Toxic. Not that it was autotuned, but that it wasn’t her voice at all.

      • FLORC says:

        I only remember this well because I saw her in person (during my highschool days our district won some contest). A few acoustic instruments and it could be classified as an “unplugged” event I suppose. She sang classics with a few of her easily converted to acoustic songs from the time. And while her voice wasn’t perfection, but it was pretty amazing. No where near this audio!

        I heard her voice work and workouts were also very intense back then. Voice work for hours a day then full voice rest with intense workouts. And to not glorify a memory I had to cross check with a high school friend that also saw this. She could sing without assistance.

        I do believe she has had autotune for years and years now.

    • Happy21 says:

      I agree 100%

      I posted the link to this on my FB yesterday because, despite being in our mid-late 30′s now I have friends who really think that Britney is a good singer! I had to put it out there. Now she is (or is that was) a great entertainer and dancer but really that’s all I can give her. Girl can’t sing. She used to be able to hold a tune in a bucket but now she can’t even do that.

  5. Audrey says:

    Thanks for not deporting him

    Love,
    Canada

  6. Tiffany27 says:

    Why do we as a society allow Justin Bieber?

  7. kellyinseattle says:

    He needs a spanking….but he’d like it….

  8. Elise says:

    Way to go, LA County justice system! You really showed him… He’s such an entitled brat. And I’m really surprised that Kaiser didn’t cover Selena Gomez’s alleged boob job/cry for Beiber’s attention. Ugh.

  9. sonalaceae (Nighty) says:

    Finnally some sort of punishment? Doubt it’ll work, but it’s better than nothing..

  10. Jenna says:

    Can someone please stop me from stupidly hitting play on ‘unedited tracks’? That was… brutal. And now my poor Pandora is hiding in her fabric cave under my serger and she won’t come out for all the treats I keep rattling for her. The cat is traumatized – and so am I. I knew she wasn’t a great singer, her real ‘talent’ always was her performance ability (less these days, but to be fair, my knees are shot now that I’ve left my 20′s behind, and I did the merest fraction of damage to my body she must have done to hers from decades of dance and touring. But in the day, she could/did dance & put on a great show) and team of song writers attached to her, far less her vocals. But still. That was just… gah.

  11. Tippy says:

    I seriously doubt that Bieber will be able to stay out of trouble for the next two years. He also has unresolved legal issues in Florida.

  12. sonalaceae (Nighty) says:

    Oh lol… but the stars… I knew she wasn’t any good, but, this is … whatever..

  13. Allie says:

    Is it sad I’m jealous of a three year old? Harper Beckham is so precious and get family is so gorgeous.

  14. Esti says:

    That sounds about right as far as punishment for misdemeanor vandalism. Yeah, he’s a douche and he’s got other legal issues, but egging your neighbors house probably shouldn’t result in jail time.

  15. dorothy says:

    I think everyone was for deportation. Really, haven’t we suffered enough with this adolescent douchebag?

    • word says:

      Americans gave the world the Kardashians, Justin is pay back. Just be happy we didn’t send a whole family…we only sent one kid.

    • Brad says:

      Everyone?? Don’t assume the rest of the U.S.A. does not have more pressing concerns than what the latest trouble Justin Bieber is getting into.. Things like unemployment, health care access, the environment, etc, etc. You know things like that.. OH right!! I keep forgetting there are plenty of people like you who only care about celebrity gossip and couldn’t care less about the serious important problems Americans face on a daily basis!! Get a life and do something with it instead of obsessing about Justin Bieber 24/7 …. By the way.. The White House said NO and treated that deportation petition with the utmost contempt it truly deserved!!

  16. Ruyana says:

    I’m happy the Bieber Baby has to pay his former neighbor $80K. I hope it stings. And I hope some man accepts the invitation he’s always sending out with his underpants out.,

    Britney – why doesn’t her Dad let her retire? Sometime recently he went to court and got his “salary” upped to something in the neighborhood of $17K per month. Is he that greedy? Does he think keeping her working all the time keeps her from losing her mind again? I feel sorry for her at this point.

    • FLORC says:

      Ruyana
      Yes! He is that greedy.
      Quick Brit back story. Her father resented her. He had alcohol addiction issues and couldn’t keep a job. She was the bread winner for her whole family. Papa Spears did not like this, but grew comfortable in the money his daughter brought in.

      Now when she is diagnosed with bipolar and a few other issues wouldn’t it be best for her to just retire? She still has loads of money coming in from just her fragrances alone. Millions per year.
      Thing is it’s like Jessica Simpson in a way. Simpson could retire and live on her wealth for her lifetime, but her working keeps other employed. Same with Brit. Her father would lose her income and be stuck with what he gets from controlling her wealth. Should he spend too much on himself he could be taken to court to explain his spending.

      Brit would beneift (imo) to be out of the spotlight. And how is it argued successfully that an adult woman that shouldn’t be in control of her own money and mental/physical health should be paraded around a Vegas show?

      Side comment.. Hearing her sing makes me feel pretty great about my singing voice:) Give me a record deal!

      • word says:

        But I would consider Jessica to be retired. When was the last time she put out a song or was in a movie? Her clothing/shoe company is run by other people. She literally has to do nothing and rakes in millions.

      • FLORC says:

        word
        Macy and WW commercials off the top of my head. And her shoe line is something she’s involved in. They don’t just use her name. She has a personal staff that assits her with day to day operations. Nothing stressful, but meetings, information, etc…

        And yes, WW could (and has) hired retired people. Jessica taking the contract with them brought paychecks to those involved with her getting her bottom to the gym and hiding the fried oreos.

        Her IMDB page isn’t too up to date, but…
        2008 was the last year it notes her doing anything acting-wise.
        2010 she had that show with her hot mess bff called “The Price Of Beauty”. Cancelled that fast.

        And I do agree. She has money coming in without lifting a finger. Still, there are those around her that she has on staff. If she only keeps them because they help her when she does work, we’ll you get what i’m saying.

      • word says:

        Oh really? I honestly thought her mom was the brains behind Jessica’s business and did most of the decision making? With regards to the Entertainment business, she is essentially retired though.

  17. Steph says:

    Who do you guys think the blind item is about? I thought maybe Halle Barry but is she really B list?

  18. Norman says:

    I am convinced with the culture of “celebrity justice ” that Justin Bieber has nothing to lose and everything to win whatever he does. He has his friends, his mom and dad, his Jesus if you know what I mean, countless screaming girls who love him no matter what he does, a quickly growing Twitter followship, and an open relationship with Selena Gomez of whom has sold her relationship with her friends, her parents, her sobriety, and her reputation with her fans for Justin Bieber with the supermodels and other hot women he’s doing on the side. He is for the lack of a better term “invincible” in the eyes of the law and his fans.

    • lucy2 says:

      I’m going to disagree, I think he is on a rapid and steady decline. His fan base is growing up or leaving in droves, and between that and his canceled/late concerts, his income has to be way down. Didn’t he have some movie that tanked a little while ago? And once the money is gone, the “friends” will go, and whatever relationship he has with his parents will be changed too.
      This is not a guy with a bright future ahead of him. The law might not deal with him properly, but life will.

  19. paola says:

    It sounds to me like Britney has forgotten how to ‘sing’. She was never a singer.. but a good performer with flawless dancing choreographies.
    Honestly that voice is bad.. but i thought her singing voice was much much worse.. Can’t wait to hear it after the post production ehehe

  20. Josefa says:

    What’s up with the old news recently? Did anyone think Britney could actually sing? She’s said in interviews herself her voice isn’t that good, 10 years ago. Nobody pays to listen to her real voice in concerts, we all go for the catchy tunes and dancing. Though I’ll give you that she hasn’t even given us that since her Blackout days. But that’s another story.

    On Matthew – I think both Kevin and Bryan are more worthy, but I wouldn’t be half mad if he won. He’s fantastic. I’m really enjoying the McCoughnaisance. I hope Cameron Diaz would do the same thing, she’s proven to be a good drama actress, I think.

  21. Faye says:

    Putting Justin Bieber in an anger-management class seems really counter-productive. It seems to me if you have anger management issues, being around Bieber for hours a day is the *last* thing you should be doing.

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