Jennifer Aniston got high & tried to praise Justin Theroux’s eyeballs & courage


A few nights ago, Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston attended a party to celebrate his August cover of Details Magazine. Well, somebody might have slipped Aniston about five mojitos, because chica decided to wax rhapsodic about her man. And it was funny. I mean, if you asked me to explain why I love Benedict Cumberbatch so much, I wouldn’t be able to be incredibly eloquent either – it would come out like “He’s sexy and unconventional and…um…his voice…mmmm…” – but Jennifer’s description of Justin is just sort of oddball. She probably was buzzed. Or perhaps she smoked a joint before the party?

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux stepped out of their comfort zone Tuesday night at a dinner at the Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar. She is normally tight-lipped when it comes to their relationship, but she let her guard down just for a bit to talk to WWD about her fiancé.

“I commend him for his courage. This is not normal for him. He’s so graceful and utterly kind and golden,” she said. Details magazine convened the dinner in Theroux’s honor to toast his August cover and his star turn on the HBO series “The Leftovers.”

“It is amazing. He’s just so beautiful and handsome to me, and I love that his eyeballs are so beautifully captured because those eyes just knock me out every day,” the actress continued, now getting poetic about her better half. “He just gets better every year. He’s just like a lost gem in the sand, and he’s just always been there and been brilliant, and now this is just in a different light.”

Theroux said he felt comfortable on the shoot, which he helped style. “They wanted me to incorporate my style. I just brought basically old T-shirts and jeans — nothing major. It’s always a bummer when you show up to a shoot, and they’re like, ‘Here’s a pink leather [piece]’ and you’re like, ‘I don’t really want to wear that.’”

The 42-year-old, in a Dior Homme suit, said he’s starting to dress more age-appropriate these days.

“I can’t wear things that are totally ripped anymore or completely beaten to s–t. That’s a young man’s game. As you get older, you have to clean it up a little bit.”

[From WWD]

“His eyeballs are so beautifully captured”… she had to be baked!! That’s the kind of sh-t you say when you’re high. “I love that your dog is so… hairy.” Or: “Bro, your chin is… epic.” Here’s what I don’t get: why was the Details cover “courageous”? I don’t understand. Truly. You could stretch and applaud him for stepping out of his comfort zone (but even then, it’s a magazine cover not “eating haggis for the first time”), but “courage” is so weirdly misapplied here.

Meanwhile, Star Magazine claims the JustJen wedding is happening… soon. Very soon.

The world’s most-anticipated wedding is all planned out — and it’s just around the corner! According to insiders, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are finally moving full-steam ahead with their plans to say “I do” on July 26 in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

The wedding will reportedly take place in an intimate ceremony at San Jose del Cabo’s stunning Flora Farm — a venue so secluded it can only be accessed by a dirt road! “It’s absolutely magnificent,” a source says of the stunning location. “There are luscious trees and greenery surrounding the entire property.”

Jen and Justin are reportedly spending nearly $2 million on their nuptials, with famous guests like Ben Stiller, Jason Bateman, Courteney Cox, Chelsea Handler and more in attendance. But, despite the expensive location, the actress wants the rest of the wedding to be low key.

“This evening for her will be all about making memories with those she loves the most,” the insider explains. “That’s what’s important to Jen now.”

[From Star Magazine]

As I keep saying, I would love if this wedding happened sooner rather than later. If they ran off and did a quick wedding in Cabo, that would be excellent. Fingers crossed, loonies.


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  1. Ag says:

    “…and I love that his eyeballs are so beautifully captured because those eyes just knock me out every day[.]” yes, she was high as hell. haha

  2. Monkey Towz says:

    For the love of God just get married already!!!

    • Emma - the JP Lover says:

      @Monkey Towz, who wrote: “For the love of God just get married already!!!”


      @Kaiser, who wrote: “As I keep saying, I would love if this wedding happened sooner rather than later. If they ran off and did a quick wedding in Cabo, that would be excellent. Fingers crossed, loonies.”

      Me too! I would be thrilled to death if these two nutty kids flew down to Cabo next weekend and got hitched. This wedding could ‘not’ happen soon enough for me. Fingers ‘and’ toes crossed! :)

  3. Kiddo says:

    I was thinking Wizard of Oz, “Ca-ca-courage”. Who the hell calls their boyfriend a diamond in the rough, essentially? She may have been stoned, but the comments on him seem a bit…removed? The use of eyeballs versus eyes is hilarious. Hopefully, this was not a prepared speech. lol.

  4. Jayna says:

    I have had zero sleep working on deadlines. They seem happy. I can’t hate on her comments that come out kind of laughable. because she loves him and it comes across. He seems in love. I don’t get the hate.

    • captain says:

      I like people in love and don’t like it when they get ridiculed for being too romantic. I like Jennifer, never understood her taste in men though. They are in love and she is allowed after couple of glasses of wine to be not that articulate and more emotional than usual. I think it’s sweet she likes the guy so much.
      Personally, i detest the kind of comments that Liv Tyler made. That is just plain stupid imo, never thought one of my favourite girls in Hollywood would be so tasteless.

  5. zan says:

    Hahaha, nice one Jen!
    I love them, they’re funny
    Have a nice week-end everyone!

  6. doofus says:

    I’m laughing at her description of him.

    it’s nice that she likes him so much, but what she said reminds me of one of my favorite quotes from “Heathers”.

    Call me when the shuttle lands.

  7. TheRealMaya says:

    She is definitely high and drunk in this interview. But we can’t really blame the alcohol nor the drugs for the fact that she sounds this stupid – Jennifer is not articulate and doesn’t sound intelligent at all. Remember her infamous quote about John Mayer thinking thoughts? It’s best she sticks to her brain capacity which is talking about her hair, body and drinks.

    I sincerely hope these to get married so that the Jeniopaths might finally leave Brad and Angelina alone. Don’t think that will ever happen because Jennifer is nothing with her ex relationship with Brad and even her fans seems to know it. If it wasn’t for Brad she would have faded away from the spotlight long ago just like rest of the Friends cast.

    PS: as I mentioned on the other thread – only C listers throws a party to celebrate a magazine cover. Jennifer and Huvane are really giving everything they can to try and make this flop tv show a hit. Really funny to watch their games.

  8. mimif says:

    He does have really pretty eyeballs tho.


  9. lola says:

    At first I thought someone was joking around with that statement. So she actually said that? Wow, I’m sorry but she is dumb. A cover shoot for a magazine is courageous? Who says things like that?

  10. Josephine says:

    Her craziness and lack of eloquence aside, this dude always has so much to say about what he wears. I’ve never heard a man so obsessed with his little outfits. He actually cares about what he wears to play a role? He seems so flippin’ insecure about his image.

  11. Hissyfit says:

    Yep, she’s high. And drunk.

  12. Luca26 says:

    No doubt she was buzzed still the lady is a great business person, savvy at publicity, but not a good conversationalist and so superficial . I find it hilarious that she thinks a photoshoot is courageous- imagine the heat Goop would get for saying that.

  13. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    I actually thought it was cute and sweet. I love my husband’s nose. It’s just so beautiful, and the other night we were out with another couple and after a couple of glasses of wine, I was just captivated by his nose, and I wondered how everyone else in the room wasn’t noticing how lovely it was. Lol

  14. lower-case deb says:

    i’ve got pretty eyeballs too, but you can’t see them at the moment cuz they’re staring backwards in time…

    anyhow, i think the overall tone of the conversation is sweet. you know you love someone when you try to be poetic and laudatory and not afraid to just throw literary caution to the wind.

  15. FingerBinger says:

    Why have there been so many Justin Theroux stories lately? I didn’t realize he was that interesting.

  16. pnichols says:

    I think a few people on here need to blaze up. chill out. we’ve all said thing when drunk. be happy for them. let’s end the love triangle nonsense. let it go!

  17. bianca says:

    Would they just get married already so i can stop clicking on stories about when they’re getting married/not getting married..They’re kind of boring in actuality.

  18. Kim1 says:

    Drunk? High?
    No way
    She is “with child”

  19. tealily says:

    I have to say, this is the first time I feel like I actually “get” their relationship. I feel like I understand their dynamic now.

  20. lucy2 says:

    Well, someone was clearly having a good time at the party.

  21. floretta50 says:

    All the things this man have acquired since hooking up with JA, reminds me of women who pay their husbands way through medical school or until they pass the bar then he gets a younger woman and leave. That being said, you would think the way Aniston described her fiance it was something said by Jennifer lawrence, JA is pushing fifty, it’s plain to see and read why Brad Pitt had to dump her, you have to grow up get old and get wisdom sometime, JA don’t seem to be able to do that, seem as if she wants to act, look and pretend she is twenty something all of her life.

  22. Jen says:

    The World’s Most Aniticipated Wedding?

    Whoever wrote THAT was high for sure

  23. Kittykat says:

    I keep thinking she is going to pull through with some intelligence but sadly … I imagine her depth is that of a 21 sorority sister. He is just plain oily and creepy!!!!!

  24. Jen2 says:

    I know they are trying hard to make him the new IT boy, but if the best they can come up with is a variation on why women think of how great his different “balls” are, then they need to try a bit harder.

  25. pwal says:

    Man, the morning DJs really cleaned up the quote and added their personal hyperboles to make the quote more than it should be, thus proving that heading to the internet and sifting through the gossip is much better than believing them.

    Yep, she was likely high, but I don’t get the hyperbole on her end. Just saying that his eyes looked pretty would’ve been good enough. Or that she loved the cover or that the cover is her favorite picture of him would’ve worked too.

    The eyeball thing makes me think of Jeff from Coupling and one of his incessant scrambling to explain a bizarre compliment to/awkward moment with a pretty woman.

  26. Mrs McCubbins says:

    She always says things in a quirky way and is far from dumb. I think they’re cute together, a good match!

  27. DenG says:

    I guess she hasn’t seen the revealed blind item at CDAN that Theroux has had sex with models courtesy of his buddy T. Richardson. Theroux is still Smilin’ Bob of the Enzyte male enhancement ads. And we can’t forget that Aniston complimented John Mayer about the thoughts that he thinks.

  28. ann h says:

    She looks pretty gooned in these pictures and the last couple of months, her face has looked kind of non human. Her lipstick goes way beyond her lips and she looks like she could be in a horror movie (as the lead). I’ve never seen her look this awful. She would look a lot better if she lost the makeup, vodka and bud.

  29. Stella says:

    I think she though “eyeballs” was cute and endearingly funny, but made her sound ridiculous. Glad she loves him, but nevertheless, ridiculous description. “Courageous” ?!?! For what, doing a show where you are paid mega-$ and going on magazines???? That’s courage!??! She needs a vocabularly lesson if she thinks that word was the right one to use. “Out of his comfort zone”, “Taking a chance on the unknown”, ec. so many different ways to say it . So yeah, likely buzzed.

    But alas buzzed or not, Jennifer A. has NEVER been the most articullate and intelligent sounding actress. She tallks like she’s 20 and most of her talk is about hair, her friends etc. and superficial stuff in interviews. So it’s not like her brain gets much of a workout you know. The body works out, the brain, not so much. And she spends most of her time in a bikini on holidays when not making bad romcoms. Maybe she should visit a museum or do something educational once in awhile LOL, you know try using her head for something else besides her hair.

  30. theOriginalDumbDumb says:

    @Kaiser – That’s the kind of sh-t you say when you’re high. “I love that your dog is so… hairy.”Or: “Bro, your chin is… epic.”
    LOL … ultimately, Mojito Stoner epiphanies hold entertainment value (and get the award for heart) compared to narcissistic, programmed non-compliments.

  31. Deedee says:

    She seems more into him than he into her.

  32. dpatz says:

    Oh Jenni! Girl is in Looorve… what a cornball. it’s pretty adorable.

    Gotta say something here – She is not really the most articulate person, but not being articulate does not mean you are dumb. Aniston has been in this business for decades and still is A list – think that takes some smarts and biz-savvy …

  33. Ginger says:

    I like her better high. But Star Mag really? THE WORLDS MOST ANTICIPATED wedding?? Gimme a break!

  34. Bobby the K says:

    ‘…the world’s most anticipated wedding’

    Really? By who?

  35. Bobby the K says:

    The lady is reaching.