Star: ‘Insecure’ Mila Kunis is very ‘hormonal’ & Ashton Kutcher can’t deal

OneTouch Jul 17, 2014 (1)

Star Magazine’s cover story this week is an exhaustive tale about Ashton Kutcher’s douchiness and how Mila Kunis is fed up and convinced that he’s already cheating on her. Which… hey, if history serves, he probably is. Considering Ashton’s PR team thought that Ashton sounded like a good guy when they dropped some offensive quotes to People Mag“He’s doting on her and telling her she looks beautiful. He understands she’s going through changes and he hasn’t judged her for it” – anything is truly possible. Some highlights from the Star cover story:

*Ashton & Mila have been “fighting non-stop… they’ve always been very passionate, but now that’s turning into a lot of yelling. They are both having a really hard time tolerating each other’s issues.”

*Ashton “stormed out of their house” to fly to Brazil with his boys for the World Cup. Mila had told him to sell his World Cup tickets because “there was no way she was allowing him to go.” Ashton “couldn’t believe she would tell him that he couldn’t go to an iconic event that only happens once every four years! So Ashton told Mila he was tired of her controlling his every move.”

*Mila snoops his phone. “She checks his cell phone call log, text messages and emails.” Once she got pregnant, “she became even more controlling and insecure… when ashton isn’t with her, she calls and texts him every 30 minutes from the moment he leaves the house. It’s just insane.”

*During one of their fights, he threw her phone against the wall and yelled at her.

*Mila is crazy-hormonal and she’s having intense mood swings. Ashton can’t deal with it, so he leaves her alone for hours when she starts yelling.

*Ashton has been drinking a lot and Mila yells at him about it.

*Mila’s parents are always around too and that annoys Ashton.

*Ashton is still close to Demi and Demi still calls him all the time. Mila’s not jealous of Demi, but whenever Demi calls Ashton, Mila is reminded of “Ashton’s philandering past… the thought makes Mila so insecure.”

*Mila’s friend says: “Ashton has a history of cheating, so her insecurity is justified.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Eh. It wouldn’t surprise me if Mila was feeling especially insecure and hormonal and it wouldn’t surprise me if Ashton didn’t know how to deal and spent a lot of time away from her. But I think Star is amping up the dramz. And I kind of doubt that they had some huge blowout fight about Ashton going to the World Cup. Mila seems like the kind of woman who would understand the desire for Ashton and his bros to go to the games if they had tickets. Still… I’ll buy that not everything is golden with Ashton and Mila.

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  1. TheOriginalKitten says:

    Come on, it’s Star.

    Also, I HIGHLY doubt Demi still calls Ashton. I would bet that she wants nothing to do with him at this point. I could maybe believe that he talks to her girls now and then though.

  2. Alexi says:

    Of course he can’t deal. He’s a douche.

  3. Ciria says:

    I can totally see her going crazy in a fight.

    Notice she is always singing his praises and he never says anything about her.

  4. starfan says:

    She has aged drastically since being with this douche.

  5. Talie says:

    The more interviews she does and the more famous she becomes, the more her true colors have shown. She is awful.

  6. Tiffany27 says:

    I don’t believe this story. I’m pretty sure she actually adores him which……… Yuck.

  7. Audrey says:

    Very few women are sane during pregnancy

    Ashton needs to learn to bite his tongue and be unconditionally supportive

    Most arguments during pregnancy are pointless. Even if the guy wins, he loses. She’ll just be extra pissed about being wrong.

  8. Dingo says:

    Come on about the World cup he was there with her dad!

  9. Abigail says:

    I really don’t care about Ashton and Mila, and I do not care about Giselle and Tom Brady. But this week’s Star is completely absurd. A pregnant woman hormonal! A harpy wife demanding her husband participate in chores and child-rearing. The horror! How do these poor men live??

  10. Eleonor says:

    I believe the controlling ways: the man is a douche and a serial cheater.

  11. Jamie says:

    Let’s see whether Ashton/Mila follow in Channing/Jenna’s footsteps & issue a denial! I highly doubt it, though. Star is the trashiest of tabloids & putting Ashton/Mila on the cover means more sales. For some reason, majority of folks love hearing any kind of gossip or news about this particular couple. They may not love them necessarily. No wonder paps are always chasing them everywhere, more so than any other celebrity couple, even the high-profile ones!

  12. Gretchen says:

    I dunno, he’s a douche and she knows his history, but this sounds like some sexist bull$hit to me. Pregnancy, hormones, womb things, HYSTERIA!!

    And LOL at “Ashton “couldn’t believe she would tell him that he couldn’t go to an iconic event that only happens once every four years!”… it’s like they’re talking about a solar eclipse or Halley’s Comet.

    • astra says:

      Have you ever been pregnant? It does make you crazy. Or, if you’re crazy, it makes you sane!

      But it makes no sense, what did she expect from him? You lay down with dogs, you get fleas. Why do people have these illusions about their partners, like they can be changed or will be different? Yeah, Mila, YOU can change him! He won’t treat YOU like he treated all his previous women, because YOU are special and different! HAHAHA, give me a break. I can’t really feel bad for her, you either accept him the way he is or leave. And that’s not sexist, imagine the fury and hysteria if a man tried to change a woman! It’s equal opportunity because leopards don’t change their spots, usually.

  13. babythestarsshinebrite says:

    Why do women snoop??? Why do men??? If you have the feeling that you’re being cheated on, why stay around? I mean is that fun? Don’t you deserve to feel good about your relationship? People don’t need someone elseto be happy.

    • astra says:

      Maybe they think everyone cheats. I know I do, the idea of most people (especially men) being faithful is absurd, especially in today’s “everything goes, do what you want” society. How many people do you know that resist temptation and conduct themselves appropriately and maturely? Seems like if you’re in a relationship, the best thing to do is mind your own business. Like the saying goes “Don’t look through a keyhole lest ye be vexed” (I am full of lame sayings aren’t I? Haha). Why go looking for trouble, it’s probably there so either deal with it or be alone. Especially if you’re with someone like Ashton, who never had a good reputation, what do you expect?? Fidelity? HAHAHA! I mean really. How utterly stupid is that?

  14. Ginger says:

    I still have a relationship with my former step father so it’s possible Demi’s daughters still speak to Ashton but I doubt Demi talks to him. Every relationship has drama but it’s Star, I doubt it’s that bad.

  15. captain says:

    I’m pretty sure that when his friends said she goes through changes and he understands they meant hormonal changes and not her weight!
    From what I’ve seen so far, Ashton would have stayed at home if Mila just ever so slightly hinted that that’s what she wants. I’m sure she knew he wanted to go and told him to do so. The whole story is over the top, but the Demi part is just stupid really.

  16. Nathan says:

    I hate her being with this douche. But this story is so full of sh-t. Mila may be the most secure woman ever. If anything i could see Mila being happy for a week of alone time and Ashton being upset that Mila didn’t go with him. People keep assuming that he’s the bad guy in this relationship and that he’s going to do something to mess it up. I’m telling you, it’s her that people should be talking about. She clearly wears the pants in their relationship. If the relationship ends it will be because of her.

  17. Pandy says:

    I’m looking forward to watching them implode.

  18. ataylor says:

    Well they got one thing right for sure. She has a temper, pregnant or not.