Justin Bieber’s still trolling Orlando Bloom on Instagram: funny or sad?


Justin Bieber posted this ^^ on his Instagram last night. And unlike the Miranda Kerr photo he posted the night before, Beibs didn’t take this one down within an hour. Bieber wants everybody to know that he thinks Orlando Bloom is a teary, sad-faced cuckold. And this is why I still think Orlando was stupid to throw a punch at Beiber: it’s now given Bieber an excuse to draw this out and troll Orlando on social media. Orly, this is not good.

Meanwhile, Page Six has taken this opportunity to rehash the rumors of Miranda’s 2012 fling with Bieber. Sources say Orlando believed Miranda did bang the Biebs and Orly could never look at her the same way again (I’m with you there, Orly):

Orlando Bloom’s clumsy bid to slug Justin Bieber was spurred by the fact that the “Lord of the Rings” star could no longer face his wife, Miranda Kerr, after Bieber got cozy with her at a 2012 Victoria’s Secret modeling show, The Post has learned.

“He never looked at her the same,” a Bloom pal told The Post.

…Bloom and Bieber went to war early Wednesday when their paths crossed at a celebrity packed nightclub on the Spanish party isle of Ibiza. Sources told The Post that Bloom flew into a rage when Bieber taunted him by saying “She was good” — a clear reference to his mysterious hook-up with Kerr at the 2012 modeling show.

[From Page Six]

I could see this, although I think Orly needs to have a conversation with his ex-wife rather than take it out on a drunk toddler. And Us Weekly has yet another rundown of what happened in the lead-up to Orly’s punch:

There’s bad blood between Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom. The two got into a tiff at Ibiza hotspot Cipriani July 30, after Bieber mentioned Bloom’s ex-wife Miranda Kerr, sources tell Us Weekly.

“Bieber went to say ‘Hi’ to Leonardo DiCaprio,” an eyewitness tells Us. “Leo was sitting next to Orlando. Bieber reached out his hand to shake Orlando’s hand and Orlando just looked at him and avoided him.”

After getting snubbed by the 37-year-old Pirates of the Caribbean actor, the “Boyfriend” singer, 20, blurted to Bloom, according to the source, “Tell Miranda ‘What’s up.’” Kerr, who separated from Bloom in 2013, is a touchy subject: back in 2012, rumors swirled that Bieber and the model had flirted at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

Bloom apparently did not appreciate Bieber’s comment, and took a swipe at the singer. “Bieber ducked the punch,” says another insider. “He didn’t get hit. Justin’s boys eventually jumped in and got him away.”

[From Us Weekly]

UGH. Bieber is so hard, yo. He managed to duck an elf-pirate’s punch because he’s so tough and manly.



Photos courtesy of Bieber’s Instagram, Fame/Flynet.

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  1. GiGi says:

    I don’t even really get this. I mean, what adult person would actually sleep with Justin Bieber? And why would Orlando Bloom even justify any of this BS? So ridiculous.

    • Nick says:

      Kerr looks pathetic in all this too. Her name is being splashed everywhere saying that she slept with a real elf & she’s not denying it! If I were her I would be putting up billboards, commercials and ads denying it.

    • Original N says:

      Morning, Gigi! I agree…I actually completely dismissed the rumors ages ago because my immediate response was, ‘who would sleep with Justin Bieber unless he was paying them to do it and they really needed/wanted the money?!’

      That said, having had my parents divorce over my mum’s infidelity … I can say that WHO your spouse has cheated with definitely affects your self-confidence and response to the situation when that person is of questionable character, at least for my Dad…

    • Nessa says:

      Miranda Kerr is a joke. This explains why all the other VS girls hated her, too.

    • alexia says:

      Why should Bloom justify what? Mirranda can do whatever she wants, she does not need permission for anything!
      And what about all these rumors about Bloom being a drinker…? Maybe he isn’t the nice guy we think he is only because he played an Elf in LOTR? I just want to say that we should step a little bit and maybe take another perspective and not always jump on the train: the woman is a whore.
      Nobody says “ERRR” about the fact that Bloom dated (and maybe even slept with) Selena. She also looks a a child in my eyes. Why would any adult men want to sleep with Selena?, would be my question.
      But here we are criticizing again the woman for her decision and calling her names.

      • Emma says:

        Miranda was married to Orlando when she (allegedly) slept with Justin. That’s why it isn’t okay. At all. Orlando was (allegedly) with Selena after he and Miranda divorced. It’s not the same.

      • HappyMom says:

        She was married to him and cheating. She also apparently slept with Leo DiCaprio and lots of other guys. That’s the scandal. Orly Bloom was with Selena Gomez after his marriage broke up.

      • Dani says:

        Uhh I didn’t know that cheating on your significant other was okay while married?

      • SW says:

        Most of us aren’t slut shaming MK. We’re saying beiber is gross. It’s not actually about his age, it’s about his douchiness. Bloom probably WAS drinking, that also doesn’t make him a bad guy. From what we know of this situation Bloom looks the least bad, IMO. Beiber is a brat. MK was *allegedly* cheating on her husband….Bebs mocked Bloom about f+ck!ng his (then) wife…. Who wouldn’t react to that??

      • pleaseicu says:

        Not much of a Bloom fan but he and Selena never dated. They shared one cigarette at one event one time that paparazzi got a few pics of and ran with as “revenge” or something for Justin/Miranda hooking up. They’ve never been spotted together before or since that one event.

        I don’t condemn Miranda for having sex. If I did do that, then I would be slutshaming her. I do side-eye her for cheating on her husband and definitely side eye her choice of partner to cheat on her husband and destroy her marriage with — the failure at life, entitled snotnosed brat Beiber. Miranda Kerr’s choice of Beiber to cheat on her husband with is what has me most floored. I mean…it’s Justin Beiber!

      • Nick says:

        Ugh anytime a woman is criticized (even for sleeping w/ Justin Bieber while married) someone always has to comment that it is sexist or slut shaming etc. This has gone too far.

      • MCraw says:

        She can do whatever she wants, including cheating on her husband and father of her child with another child who bragged about the conquest. And we have a right to think that is wrong and gross. Bloom and Selena share a manager. The likelihood of them sleeping together, while possible, isn’t important because he wasn’t married at that point and no one is bragging about it. Women do gross things sometimes. Kerr is GROSS for cheating on her HUSBAND with a Beiber. Is that what you want to defend?

      • GiGi says:

        Whoa, Alexia, slow your roll. I used the word justify in a “why would Bloom even let himself be bothered” sort of way. I never mentioned blame, or shame or anything. I’m saying, regardless of who’s slept with whom – everyone should just leave it alone at this point, right?

      • littlestar says:

        I don’t think it’s slut-shaming to say you don’t agree with her for cheating on her husband. Cheating is just plain wrong, imo (unless you have an open marriage, which obviously these two did not). And yes, it’s beyond nasty that she had sex with Beiber.

        This is off-topic, but I think Beiber’s fame is done with (regardless of this cheating scandal). He wasn’t able to transition successfully into an adult music career. Maybe if he had a better attitude, he could have done it, but everyone now realizes what an entitled jerk he is and is done with him. He likely has a few young girls who are still die-hard fans, but they too will eventually grow up.

      • M.A.F. says:

        Maybe you should take your advance alexia and step back from the rumors. I’ve never heard any of the drinking rumors you say are out there about Bloom. As for him & Selena because they were photograph talking on the curb that means they slept together? Did you get that theory from Lainey? Good Lord.

      • idontknowyouyoudontknowme says:

        Wow… you started off trying to comment against slut shaming but what you are doing is just as bad. Selena is perfectly legal and can’t help how young she looks… “She also looks a a child in my eyes. Why would any adult men want to sleep with Selena?, would be my question.” WTF…. so because she looks like a child according to you she should be dating 12 year olds? Ugh…

      • alexia says:

        @ M.A.F. then try to google it, his drinking problem was the final straw for MK ending the marriage. Never mind… I don’t read Lainey.
        @GiGi sorry, misunderstood you then.

        Haven’t heard that her lawyer denied the rumors about Bieber. So what do we know? There is no proof for anything. But we tend to believe MK is a **** (insert for favorite), but why? I do not agree with the stuff she did with Terry Richardson, but for the rest…? Critized for making bad decision, that we do not have a clue if the accusations are right or not?! You have a very strong opinion about her without knowing ANYTHING. But yeah, GROSS GROSS GROSS! *eyeroll*

    • fairyvexed says:

      Bieber’s……wearing lip gloss.

      I just can’t get over an ADULT supposedly sleeping with Bieber.


      • alexia says:

        @emma & happyMom:
        cheating is not ok, but it happens ;) we do not know the reasons, nor do we know what Orlando did. Only because we haven’t heard anything does not mean, he didn’t cheat as well. For men it might be a little bit easier to pay somebody to be quite ;)
        And the fact that Orlando slept with Selena is ok (after separtion, got it), although it is the same age difference like between Mirranda and Bieber? Double-standard, really.

      • TX Laney says:


        Actually if MK did sleep with Justin he would have been what….17? If Orly slept with Selena she was what 20 and the divorce had already been finalized. That is a difference

      • MCraw says:

        Alexia- What are you talking about?? So one has to do “something” worth being cheated on?! That’s what cheating men say about women all the time, so it’s unacceptable to say that Orlando must have “done something” to justify being cheated on. That’s a double standard for you. Cheating men are dogs, but cheating women must have a “reason”. Fk that! No one does something worth being beat on or cheated on. If you feel unfulfilled in your relationship, especially with the parent of your child, have the dignity and strength and self-respect to leave the relationship without stooping to the Beiber gutter.

      • Roger says:

        Maybe Selena looks like a child, but she’s 20 -Legally an adult- and Bloom is separated. If Kerr rumors are true and married, Bieber was still an adolescent.

        I don’t say Bloom is a saint -Rumours said otherwise- but unless you have real evidence alexia, your arguments have no logic or support to defend Kerr, especially when her actions speak for her in a big way. Yes, infidelity happens, but also cynism and lack of humility which happens to Kerr, known as a fame-wh*re “model” who wants to make anything to keep her status -Her current billionaire beau was her best friend’s husband and she didn’t care to damage her friendship.

        Again, I don’t want to defend Bloom, but defending Kerr in a bad way is icky.

    • Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

      Its a great beyotch fest!

    • (The original, not CDAN) Violet says:

      Bieber has always looked young for his age; when he and Kerr allegedly hooked up he looked like a prepubescent boy, which makes the whole situation even more skeevy.

      This situation makes everyone look bad, especially Kerr.

    • whateveryouwantittobe says:

      If she really did it.. for sh-ts and giggles, who the hell does that?? She obviously has some issues, I’m sure it doesn’t/won’t end at Beiber. It’s a shame she didn’t think of her family first, it’s just so disrespectful and I feel sorry for them.

      Can you imagine being a 37 year old married man and having to deal with this 20 year old little squirt who knows fucking nothing about life. Ugh, nightmare!

      Also she’s an idiot if her thing in life is marrying up because now the entire world knows what she’s like.

  2. Lindy79 says:

    This just sums up this assface.

    I don’t even apologise for hoping he falls off the earth and dies so long as he doesn’t take any nice and innocent people with him.

    Orly was drunk and snapped, not big or clever but when this nappy wearing knobcheese is taunting you about sleeping with your ex wife and mother to your child…yeah I can see how he could have snapped.
    I agree though, he needs to deal with Kerr rather than dignify this skidmark with acknowledgement.

  3. Snazzy says:

    Good Lord Bieber is such a useless POS. I feel bad for Orly.
    And his ex-wife is also a stupid POS for doing the nasty with that idiot smurf

  4. Original N says:

    Sad doesn’t even come close … Pathetic and despicable is an apt description of JB’s actions!

  5. Talie says:

    Bloom and DiCaprio are in the same club as Bieber and friends… That’s the problem.

  6. Kaity says:

    So she banged him when he was what, 18??

    Suuuuuuuuuper gross

  7. eliza says:

    The only thing funny about this stunted, autotuned, brat is his chocolate milk mustache that he tries to pass off as an actual mustache.

    Bieber is on a level of repulsive that I just cannot stand.

    I look forward to him one day being forced to do autograph shows for his full time job and being off the radar like so many forgotten teen stars from days gone by.

  8. lisa2 says:

    So ridiculous.
    I don’t understand why tabloids make up stories about some celebrities when these idiots are doing dumb stuff for them to write about on the regular.
    Miranda should come out and just say nothing happened. I don’t know this is crazy.

    Orlando obviously married the wrong person. And she is posting pictures of herself smiling and enjoying it all. this whole situation makes her look bad too. And I feel for their son.

  9. Ronia says:

    Cowardly. I’m so happy I live in a country where men are still men and any Bieber would get a very good disciplining session to keep him cool for the next few years. Very sorry Orlando missed but I admire him for being a gentleman and stand up for the woman he loved, regardless what he thinks of her now. Good, Orlando.

    • Mark says:

      oh ya? a country where “men are still men”? HAHa do enlighten us. I hate him but ur obviously a stereotype-peddling 3rd world romanian or something.

    • als says:

      Orlando was sitting next to DiCaprio? And Bieber came over?

    • Original N says:

      @Mark … Your comment was unkind to Ronia.

      I actually said something similar yesterday about instinctual responses … In a situation where my friends and I were out, drinking, and having fun, and all of a sudden someone came over and started making derogatory remarks to someone, especially with that was purportedly said, most, if not all, of my friends would have responded instinctually the same way OB reacted…

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Are your friends 37-year-old fathers?

        I’m not trying to be rude or sarcastic but I would expect that kind of behavior from twenty-something hotheads, not from men who have children and are in my age group. I don’t know anyone my age who would get into a fist-fight–10 years ago, maybe, but not now. Then again, most of my friends are peace-loving folk. Maybe it just depends on one’s temper.

        Anyway, I hope Bieber gets his somehow someday and Kerr is pretty pathetic as well.

      • Ronia says:

        Thanks Original N. Yes, that’s what I meant. I pay no attention to people like Mark and their comments anyways, so no big deal. Any of my friends and my husband would have punched this POS for making such a remark without any further explanation or consideration. And I’d love them all for that. In fatc, I expect my husband and friends to do it and I personally admire it.

      • littlemissnaughty says:

        I’m 30 years old, so are most of my friends (some older) and if any of them acted like Orlando did, I would be mortified. It’s childish and not gentlemanly at all. You don’t punch children, first of all. You don’t punch anybody, really. The man is nearing 40 and should have learned to actually NOT react instinctually but use his frickin’ brain. Why would you lower yourself to the level of a baby Bieber douchebag??? That’s not manly! That’s embarrassing and can get you arrested. I don’t understand how people – in this day and age – can still think throwing punches equals chivalry.

        Having said that, Bieber makes me ragey too. Would I act on it? No. Do I have fantasies of slapping him across the country? Yes. But really, who doesn’t?

      • Original N says:

        @Ronia – you are most welcome! Mark criticized you for promoting a stereotype … Which he then did himself and insulted an entire country in the process?!

        @TOK – you have made your feelings on this subject well known, as I have made mine. We do not agree. The ages of my friends do not matter; what does matter is that my experience/perception is not the same as yours. It seems to me that reported crimes committed in the ‘heat of the moment’ or ‘with provocation’ span all ages, do they not?

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        I’m with Littlemissnaughty on this one–violence is not manly or chivalrous at all.
        Even worse when you have children and could end up in jail for assault. Terrible risk to take when you have a family.

        @OriginalN-Yeah I guess we simply don’t agree. On another note, I’m sorry if I replied to you already on the other post and forgot about it. A lot of people have similar screen names around here and I honestly just lose track of who I’ve replied to. I wasn’t trying to troll you or anything.

        As far as the crime of passion defense, I have no idea. As I said, I’ve never had a friend get arrested for assault so I know very little about violent crimes and how they relate to the law.

        Actually, I feel pretty lucky that violence simply isn’t a part of my life at all.

      • Elle Kaye says:


        I would never “expect” a man, or anyone, to commit violence on my behalf, or on behalf of anyone. If I was in mortal danger and in need, the assistance would be welcomed, and I know my husband would be there for me, but I don’t expect it.

        Is it worth it to go to jail for an idiot? Everyone knows Bieber is a fool, he proves this every day. Just let him do what he does best and enjoy laughing at him, like the rest of the world does.

      • Ronia says:

        @littlemissnaughty Apparently I prefer a culture in which a man defends a woman and if it takes a punch, so be it. A “man” who allows another man to publicly discuss his former or present girlfriend/wife in public in a disrespectful way and just walks away is a p.ssy. Orlando is British, thank God.

        In my world “mother of my children” is a title and is respected for life. My sons are expected (and gladly doing it) to stand up and defend their girlfriends/wives and even more so – the mothers of their children. They are also expected to open doors to a woman, give up their seat in the bus, offer a hand when a woman is getting out of a car, and pull the chair for her. I don’t care if it’s a stereotype for someone or not, it’s chivalry and gentlemanlike behaviour and I haven’t met a woman to complain yet.

      • A. Key says:

        “I would expect that kind of behavior from twenty-something hotheads, not from men who have children and are in my age group”

        I don’t wanna sound rude Kitten, but that just sounds really naive. Any man who was insulted and provoked by another man who had slept with his wife would react the same, regardless of age or number of children he had produced.

        I gotta ask, why do people think having children makes you somehow wise and mature?? It doesn’t. Having sex and getting a kid isn’t a sign of wisdom. Rearing a well-brought up adult is, but not many achieve that. Even sadder, most wonderful mature people I know had neglecting losers for parents which only made them better people in the end.

        Also, Orlando willingly married Kerr and had a kid with her. I mean, look at that woman. Not physically, but look at her life choices and behavior. What mature wise man marries someone like Miranda Kerr??

    • eliza says:

      Just curious, what country would that be, if you don’t mind me asking?!

      • Ronia says:

        European Mediterranean. Which is irrelevant because, as a daughter of a diplomat, I’ve lived in different countries and my family has roots in three, so what I said would be true for four European countries and one South American, for which I can testify.

      • eliza says:

        I wasn’t trying to be rude, so I am not sure why your post has the tone that it does. You made the comment and I was asking. You said you were glad you lived in a country where men were still men. I was curious as to what country that was. You made it relevant. Not me.

        I apologize if my question offended you. I only asked out of genuine curiosity. My bad.

      • Ronia says:

        Rude? I’m sorry if it sounds rude, it may be my writing. I am not offended, I just answered a question and in the process clarified that what I said would be true about all the countries I’ve lived in. That’s all.

    • captain says:

      Don’t think he stood up for the woman he loved. Moreover he was so angry that the woman he loved and married, the mother of his son is the slut who slept around and made him a laughing stock.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      You can be gentlemanly without being violent. Orlando wasn’t defending his wife. Bieber tried to humiliate him, and he took the bait. That was childish, not manly.

      • Ronia says:

        that’s YOUR perception. Mine is different. If someone comes to my husband and says something disrespectful about ME or discusses ME and my husband punches him, I’d definitely see it as my husband defended ME not himself. In a broader sense, naturally, he’d also defend his own past (assuming we are separated at this point) but this is a broader sense indeed. In a way, standing up for a former partner is a big way towards respecting oneself as we are, accepting ourselves as we are, because our former partners were and will always be part of our life as it was, as it is, and as it will be. Which doesn’t change the fact that Bloom proved to be a gentleman.

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        If someone was trying to hurt me, my husband would use violence to stop them, and I would appreciate it. If someone said to my husband “hey Mr. GoodNames, tell Mrs. GoodNames what’s up for me” and my husband punched him, I would think he was reacting like a idiot. I don’t feel the need for this juvenile “proof” of devotion and “manliness.” My husband is a man in every sense of the word. But he’s also intelligent, rational and mature. Orlando’s ego was bruised and he struck back. Two little boys wrestling in the grass. How manly.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        +1,000,000, Goodnames.

        It’s so odd to me when people romanticize violent behavior.

        I don’t want to date a dude who gets into fist-fights PERIOD, whether it’s on my behalf or not. Fighting is SO un-sexy and if that’s what defines “manhood” for some women, then I feel incredibly sad for them.

  10. Mark says:

    ew what the hell? his tattoos are sooooooo damn disgusting.. he is a massive disgrace to this planet and I wish he would drive that damn sea-doo into a brick wall and just disappear forever already.. god.. what an immature dumb-looking nut. i would do ANYTHING it takes to just never hear his name or see pictures of his fugly random OWL tattoo ever again.

  11. hutter says:

    Funny AND sad? I mean, Bieber is utterly ridiculous but this is sooo entertaining!

  12. Abbott says:

    Justin is hard core…. when he’s miles away, behind a bunch of body guards and a computer screen, before being tucked into his trundle bed for the night. If I were Orly, I’d just keep posting that picture of Canadian Baby Alive being toddler-lifted by his bodyguard: http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201328/reg_634.justinbieber.angrypap.uk.jc.3713.jpeg

    And meanwhile, Miranda is posting partially nekkid photos inter-spliced with pics of her and her kid (taking a cue from the Bey playbook. I see what you did there, Kerr).

  13. Luca26 says:

    Isn’t that little s–t always going on about how he’s a Christian? Bragging about screwing around with a married woman and taunting the ex is beyond the everyday hypocritical born-again self righteous B.S..

  14. An says:

    Ugh, that little brat deserves a smack down. So sorry Orly missed.

  15. Lucy2 says:

    Ducked? More like his bodyguards stepped in right away. There’s video. He’d probably pee his pants and cry if he didn’t have them.
    Everyone involved looks bad here.

    • jane16 says:

      Yes, I posted a link to the video yesterday. Bloom reaches over someone to slap, poke or punch Bieber and one of Beebs bodyguards arm came up in front of beebs face and took the blow. It didn’t look like a typical punch becuz Bloom didn’t have a clear shot becuz of all the people that were standing there. But beebs bodyguard took and deflected the hit. It wasn’t that Bloom missed or beebs ducked.

      It didn’t look like a very violent encounter. No brawls, no beatings, no knives or guns.

      I wonder if beeber will still be able to afford those body guards when he playing the county fairs circuit in five years. They say he’s going through his money at a rate of spending 4x more than he’s making.

      Incidentally, when my husband got home from work yesterday, he said that beeber is being blacklisted. No need for Orlando to respond to beebers snotty little instagrams.

  16. Amy says:

    Way to make me grateful for my ordinary life and (relative) emotional health.

  17. Kori says:

    JB is such an ass. Maybe sleep with a guy’s wife(or at least be well aware of the rumors) and then taunt him? That is just so vile. And now the trolling? He’s just such a punk. I hope OB ignores him from here on out (though I don’t blame him for throwing a punch–I just wish he had better aim, ‘toddler’ or no JB is pretty cut and likes to show it off so it would have been poetic to see him knocked down a peg. Nothing serious but a nice smack to the jaw.). MK–nice going.

  18. Cali says:

    Miranda did a good job painting herself as this sweet, down-to-earth good girl, but it all went down the drain. Her skeletons have been spilling out of the closet over the past year or so…

    • aisuzieya says:

      went over to some celeb-blog an hour ago and the general perception of her is still the sweet innocent and “decently-intelligent” girl.. i dont know whether they are trolling or serious but some ppl really do buy the images and personas that celebrities sells.

  19. Frida_K says:

    Orly needs to just eye-roll this situation and walk on by. Really. Because from Droopy Drawers Justin’s perspective, this is probably a great thrill. Getting a rise from someone famous. Yanking the chain via instagram. Keeping his name in the press. All of it great for baby Biebie, in his opinion. Meantime, from the outside, it just all looks so pathetic.

    Orlando needs to just roll his eyes, sigh, and say, “I refuse to speak badly about the mother of my son” and then not say one more word about anything. And if he crosses paths with baby Bieb again, just shake his head and rise above.

    Someone needs to be an adult here. It clearly isn’t going to be Bieber or Miranda so it might as well be Orlando.

    • HappyMom says:

      Yes-and perhaps he needs to stop hanging out in the same clubs as Bieber and Lohan . . .

    • Amber says:

      Exactly. Either Biebs slept w/ her or no. If the toddler and cabbage patch doll hooked up, I’m not sure what this was about or for. B/c if this doesn’t die down, (and Biebs tellingly isn’t letting it) I’m fully expecting “sources” to say Bloom was just drunk and emphasize that NOTHING happened w/ Kerr, drunk Orly was just offended by the insinuations. Then I expect Kerr-Bloom to do some more pap walks w/ their son, trying to hit reset. Kerr and Bloom have circled the wagons every step of the way. I can’t imagine them letting this hang out there if Bieber doesn’t drop it. All there was to go on was Miranda and Justin “flirting” at the VSFS. There were stories, likely put out by his people, about Bieber hooking up w/ a dozen models, (there was far more reason to think Kerr was inappropriate w/ Leo. Hanging in NY for months, partying and sitting on his lap. I saw people reference Lainey’s reveal. But Lainey wasn’t even coy about the DiCaprio thing.) What seems confirmed to me is they were in the same room for a while then Bieber went for a handshake. If he didn’t sleep w/ Kerr, that drama queen, pis*y, douche was just trying to get a rise out of Bloom (like he’s doing online) for pulling a Charlize and blowing him off. So he went for the low blow, no doubt aware of the rumors about himself and Miranda, and probably Leo TOO. So now, in spite of Kerr-Bloom being so OTT in their amicable split crap, this practically confirms her hooking up w/ Bieber for many people, including E! News and other mainstream outlets. They’re all also mentioning the one moment of Bloom looking like a worse-for-wear deer in headlights with Selena, like it’s a love rectangle or something. It makes Kerr look like… well who she is. 37 year old, father partying in Ibiza with DiCaprio, takes a swipe at bodyguarded- Bieber while backed by his own entourage, (to defend his honor and his ex?), isn’t a great headline either. Bieber was being Bieber. Do you think any worse of him now than you did last week? I doubt it. This is permanent for Bloom and Kerr. This isn’t gonna’ be in Bieber’s top ten for me. Drag racing? Spitting on people, racial jokes, various legal troubles w/ paycheck friends taking the fall for him? The monkey? And who knows what tomorrow will bring. He’s not nice. This is just a footnote on his long, downward descent.

    • Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

      The most mature person of the bunch is likely Flynn.

  20. T.C. says:

    Anyone who thinks Beiber has changed from that immature little kid on video sitting around spitting racist jokes and laughing only needs to see that Instagram picture. All this does is make him look like a coward and make Selena Gomez and Miranda Kerr look gross for having sex with this twit.

  21. lem says:

    jezebel has video of the punch. beiber didn’t duck– his bodyguard/nanny blocked it.

  22. Jem says:

    I don’t think ANYBODY is going to look at Miranda the same way again. NOBODY is high-fiving that sh*t.

    Was Justin underage at the time she bing’d him? I refuse to say “bang” when referring to this kid. Hmm. We know she has a thing for the Teen Beat type. She has historys with Leo and Orly and now this kid.

  23. Stephanie says:

    Why am I NOT surprised at this.

    Also, gross, Miranda.

  24. Kiddo says:

    Everyone looks so stupid and emotionally stunted.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Seriously. I wish Orlando had just kept walking. Don’t blame him for not shaking his hand but I really hate that he gave Bieber so much ammo.

      • Kiddo says:

        I know. This is middle school level shit. Next someone will TP the other’s house. Then the other will pull the bag o’ poop set on fire trick revenge, ring the doorbell and run. I can’t wait for the, “I’m not touching you” classic as well as, “I know you are, but what am I?” exchange.

      • eliza says:

        Hi Kitten. I agree. Wish Orly would have ignored the little troll completely and risen above the nonsense. I understand the feeling of wanting to punch Bieber, most of us feel that way, but the best thing is to ignore a troll. Bieber got the reaction he wanted.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Exactly, eliza.

        @Kiddo-hahaha…then Bieber is going to put superglue in Orly’s shampoo bottle….sigh.

        So much immaturity.

        I have a feeling that Bloom is embarrassed by his prior behavior, which is why he’s keeping quiet now. Being Baby Bieber is punishment in and of itself. Orly should just sit back and laugh like the rest of us do.

      • M.A.F. says:

        @OriginalKitten-it does seem that way doesn’t it? That Bloom is just lying low for now & not releasing any statement. I keep going back & forth of wanting his punch to have landed or having him just walk away from the situation.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        Yes, exactly! Orlando simply fed the troll. Not a good strategy!

        That being said, every time I think I can’t dislike Justin Beiber more…he finds a way to make it grow into a more intense dislike. Its his greatest talent: biggest douche in the world! He is completely stunted at 11 years old.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        @M.A.F-If Bieber is gonna get punched, I want it to be by someone who:

        #1) I don’t like or respect (because you know he’ll get dragged into Bieber’s Twitterfits plus I don’t want to be disappointed)

        #2) Is smaller than The Biebs (because that would just be f*cking funny)

      • M.A.F. says:

        @TheOriginalKitten-lets hope for the second option.

  25. Jenny12 says:

    Orly should’ve let the dis speak for itself.

  26. Greata says:

    Bieber is a POS who will ultimately self destruct. It is just a matter of when, not if,and Kerr is in my opinion shameless in her desire to be somebody, and her out of control whoring. Le Elf needs to move on, but I totally understand the desire to slap the stupid off of the little boy.Team Orly!!!!!!!

  27. Dany says:

    Would Orlando Bloom be on twitter he would have millions of new followers by now!

    Bieber will get away with it as always. His a**kissers will feed his ego till Bieber is blank or dies from drugs or so.

    Miranda has now an image damage. There are comments on twitter where people call her gross and a wh**e. Some say Miranda now needs to go in quarantine after she touched Bieber´s penis.
    Damn Bieber??? My god, why Miranda, why?

  28. maybeiamcrazy says:

    I don’t get why anyone above 15 would want to sleep with JB. You are going to cheat on your husband? Fine! ( well, not really fine but it is not the first time Miranda did it anyway) but Bieber? She is VS supermdel for f-ck’s sake. Are we really sure Miranda slept with Leo? Orly and Leo still seem to be tight.

  29. Maria says:

    just reading about it makes me angry, i dont want to know what i would do in such a situation.

    Justin is a straight up bully. he gets of humiliating people.

  30. Adrien says:

    I feel bad for little Flynn. His mom banged someone who was barely legal. If I were Orly, he should post the famous diaper Bieber photo. That one is more embarrassing.

    • Mrs. Darcy says:

      I’m beginning to wonder if she’s properly mentally not all there. What self respecting grown ass woman flirts, never mind does whatever else with a tiny little foetus brat? It’s too creepy, I can see why Orlando is humiliated enough to rise to it, it’s just so odd.

    • Original N says:

      I feel terrible for Flynn AND Orlando, honestly. This level of humiliation, to me, is on par with what Tiger’s wife had to endure. However, whilst I can understand a one-time, instinctual response to a BULLY, which is what JB is, ESPECIALLY when alcohol is involved because we all know how that impacts aggression, I do not understand an active engagement in a back-and-forth of posting IG photos or whatever, that simply isn’t an instinctual response but rather premeditated.

      • Mrs. Darcy says:

        It’s how the Bieber generation communicate. Passive aggressive social media/artistic statements via Intagram a la Beyonce/Rihanna/Miley is sadly the only means of self expression these days. Did Orlando respond on social media to any of this? I’d be surprised. He attempted to settle it in an old fashioned, pistols at dawn British sort of way, which unfortunately was physically impossible when confronted with the reality that his cyber tormentor is a stunted boy who can barely walk unaided let alone stand accountable for his bullying behavior in reality.

      • Original N says:

        @Mrs. Darcy – no, apologies for not being clear, OB hasn’t responded on social media that I know of. Sorry- I probably should have said ‘what I wouldn’t understand’ … I was responding to people saying he should react by posting a photo back, which is different to me than what happened the other night (i.e. instinctual response v active engagement).

      • Mrs. Darcy says:

        No worries, I didn’t think you meant that, was just a little confused. I’ve never even heard of Orlando being on twitter, but I haven’t exactly checked either. I’d be very surprised if he did stoop to this tween level of communication, not that (trying to )punching the runt was mature but I can see why he was gauded.

    • Dany says:

      i think Orlando has no Twitter and co. and that´s good in this case. So he will get away as the more classy one because he won´t make a twitter fight or so. Bieber can post whatever he wants but Orlando will never respond.

  31. Chris says:

    So their daughter misses out on having both parents around over Bieber? She’ll be talking to a therapist about it one day.

  32. Ra says:

    Can someone tell me what lipstick JB is wearing? Love the glossiness.

  33. Tippy says:

    ” Bieber wants everybody to know that he thinks Orlando Bloom is a teary, sad-faced cuckold.”

    Maybe Celebrity Cuckold will become the next big reality show.

  34. Mrs. Darcy says:

    Little turd man will never grow over 5’2″, let’s just treat him like the infant he is and ignore his sad little internet taunts to impress the 12 yr old fanbase he will never outgrow. Rise above it Orlando before it becomes even more of a farce.

  35. Delta Juliet says:

    Someday he will get his comeuppance and it will be glorious! You can’t treat so many people so badly and not get yours eventually.

  36. sonalaceae (Nighty) says:

    I’m sorry OB didn’t hit the idiot and broke his nose or gave him a black eye… Though I don’t like violence, I think JB is asking for a nice beating and one day he’ll get it… Karma does exist..
    MK is an idiot if she actually slept with a kid… Really? JB?? I would puke…

    • Lady Macbeth (Hiddles F) says:

      MK became revolting in one day.. How can you sleep with Bieber? Ugh, ugh, ugh, endless ugh!

      On another note, I can get to understand how OB felt and he didn’t have his temper in check at that moment but his reaction became fuel on fire with dumbass Bieber…. Biebs is not going to stop the idiocy.

      Do I appear bad if I wish Bieber to disappear from the planet? Oh wait I am lady Macbeth,
      I am already bad….

  37. bubulle says:

    Bieber is definitely a turd, can’t really blame Orlando for losing his cool he is human and Bieber is beyond obnoxious. Side eyeing him for still hanging out with Leo, this guy banged his wife how is he Ok with that, maybe he is hoping he is gonna find him a part out of guilt

  38. aenflex says:

    Well, where Beiber is concerned – he’s got it coming. The lack of discipline in his early life easily explains much of his behavior currently.
    This utterly peaceful, respect-driven utopia that so many people are crying for just doesn’t exist. It can’t. It goes directly against nature, and human nature and survival of species.
    I’m not condoning violence, but at the same time – I’m a realist.

    • EscapedConvent says:

      But it’s 2014 now, & cavemen & cavewomen don’t need to fight over precious resources like Bieber. Let’s show a bit of restraint!

      I don’t blame Orlando Bloom at all for getting mad as hell & trying to pop the little tit. Maybe if he had been completely sober he might have let it go or given the child a verbal smackdown, which is always more satisfying. It wouldn’t take much to out-maneuver Bieber verbally—this is the idiot who thinks the Sistine Chapel is “the sixteenth chapel.”

      At any rate, some people manage to go their whole lives without getting into a physical fight, & to them I say Bravo.

    • Ronia says:

      “This utterly peaceful, respect-driven utopia that so many people are crying for just doesn’t exist. It can’t. It goes directly against nature, and human nature and survival of species.” Amen. And Thank God.

  39. Ag says:

    Bieber has got a major case of the Internet balls.

    BUT, Kerr doesn’t need men “fighting over her.” She’s not a piece of property, but an autonomous human being. She allegedly made some very poor decisions that possibly led to the end of her marriage. She doesn’t need her ex-husband and ex-whatever fighting over her honor.

  40. dorothy says:

    The person in all of this that should be humiliated is Kerr. My god, not only was she married at the time, Beiber was practically still in diapers when it happened.

  41. Dani says:

    Of all the young unremarkable entertainers in this day and age she decided to get with Bieber? Someone get her to an eye doctor, stat. Shame Orly didn’t break his nose.

  42. Anastasia says:

    The only reason I read Bieber stories is I’m waiting and watching for his inevitable complete downfall. May it be public, pathetic, painful, and prolonged.


  43. Izzy says:

    I don’t even feel bad for wishing that someday, someone will do us all a solid and pound this little sh!t into oblivion.

    Dear Orly: next time, answer with: “Tell her yourself, when you’re giving her another one of your STDs.”

  44. Jaded says:

    That little pencil-dick is skating on thin ice. One of these days his bodyguard is going to step aside and he’s going to get the beat-down of his life, and a well deserved one at that.

  45. smee says:

    I know it’s wrong, but I hope something shizzy happens to this “kid”. He’s just so full of himself – he really deserves his comeuppance.

    M Kerr is a real piece of work. Wasn’t there a story about a couple of Australian billionaires fighting over her? She’ll find out the hard way – your good looks don’t last forever and one day guys won’t be embarrassing themselves bc of you………

    • littlestar says:

      The only thing I want to happen to Beiber is that he loses the adoration of the few fans he has left, because after that, his career will be in the toilet for good. I have no doubt he is blowing through his money very fast, what with his massive entourage and partying and toys.

  46. Josefa says:

    I totally understand Orlando’s reaction, still. He was being provoked, and has apparently shown remorse for it (be it for acting violently or giving him so much attention). Bieber is a douchebag and an immature brat, but I think that only makes it more easy for one to react like that. And 20 is not 12… Biebs may have a mental age of 4, but it’s not like we can say he was physically handicapped or anything.

  47. Miranda says:

    Can’t stand Miranda. Why she’s considered hot is beyond me. She’s skin and bones with fake boobs, helium voice which would drive me up the wall and her attention whoring is so trashy. She slept with this little twerp? Who knew she’s a lesbian?!

  48. Dawn says:

    I find this all very sad. JB has his own head so far up his ass that when it all comes crashing down this entitled kid won’t know what hit him. As for OB like it or not Miranda is the mother of his gorgeous little son and I can see why he might want to hit the little b*tch that is JB and I do wish he would have connected his punch. JB needs little girls to love his music, once they move on he will no longer have an audience and that is what OB has over that dumb kid. He can act until the day he dies.

  49. portlandjan says:

    The Bieberling reminds me more and more of Lonesome Rhoades, the Andy Griffith character in “A Face In The Crowd”. There’s one difference though: Lonesome actually had talent.

  50. Catriona says:

    Euch. Just when I think Justin Bieber cannot sink any lower, he manages to be an even bigger douche than I thought. EVERY. TIME.

  51. Elisa the I. says:

    So so funny! Today at the office it was all about “what’s up b****?” Bieber is clearly winning this…

  52. LC says:

    Sad. Sad sad. Bieber needs to quit reaching for any way to stay relevant. He’s going to draw this out hidden behind his Leap Pad screen so that he can get the reassurance of his 13 year old fans saying “we still love you justin! Justin forever! Orlando should die!” The fact that the only people this brat can relate to are in middle school is telling.
    On another note: wasn’t the whole rumor that Kerr slept with DiCaprio and Bieber in the same weekend? And yet Orlando was sitting next to one of them and punched the other in the face? I know Bieber was being extra douchey but still. I’m confused.

  53. kri says:

    How in the hell is that tiny dancer getting away with everything!? Those racist videos, reckless driving, substance possesion….wow. I mean come on, karma-time to pay a visit. Honestly, I cannot believe Kerr in all of this. What kind of freak willingly beds Baby Biebs? Or did he pay her or give her his Amex black card? I can see her hooking for it for sure. But to bang a kid for funsises? Just gross. Orlando, go do some work, find a worthy chick(at this point, Tara Ried is better than MK) and forget about this. I hope Bieber’s fans are growing up a bit and realizing how pathetic he is.

  54. Jayna says:

    Does Justin make music anymore or what he called his auto-tuned vocals music anyway?

  55. mia says:

    “Treasure yourself” Miranda Kerr

  56. lunchcoma says:

    I feel sorry for Orlando and can understand him losing his temper this once, but I think things would have gone much better for him if he’d been able to flinch and keep walking. Now a much larger group of people know what happened. It’s actually kind of lucky that the punch didn’t land, because then he may have been dealing with an arrest or lawsuit that would make it harder for this to die down.

  57. littlestar says:

    WTF was Bloom thinking when he swiped at Beiber??? He should have walked away from Beiber’s taunts – now he’s getting nothing but being sucked into this terrible publicity.

  58. M.A.F. says:

    I still find this all too comical but oh how I now wish Bloom just would have walked away since Bieber has taken this to social media.

    Also, some of you are only getting on her about her cheating. There have been rumors about Bloom stepping out on her as well, one was w/a airline stewardess.

  59. Alex says:

    Bieber didn’t really duck. At least from the video that shows Orlando taking the actual swing at him. Orlando would’ve gotten him had it not been for Bieber’s security guard sort of throwing himself in the middle. So yea Bieber you’re “so tough”.
    Plus I think this makes Beiber look worse, he’s trolling people on social media!??? That’s SO HIGH SCHOOL. LAME HIGH SCHOOL. lol I didn’t even do that in high school haha

  60. gilmore says:

    I don’t condone violence, but surely you really don’t think Orly’s reaction wasn’t a natural one? Necessary? No but he’s a human being who was being taunted about a sensitive subject to his face. If i was in the situation where the gross, punk who helped wreck my marriage threw it in my face i’d probably feel the same way. Either way with swaggy douche making these punk ass instagram post from his safe hotel rooom orly still looks better in this situation than him.

  61. portlandjan says:

    I’d like to know who looked up the word “cuckold” for him. No WAY is he literate enough to bandy that term around on his own.

  62. guest says:

    beiber is a punk. punks turn into lilo. maybe with more money, so i guess we will call all future punks jubeis. orlando is raising a child with the woman, so the punk should STFU.

  63. Naomi says:

    Ugh. He is a Joffrey in need of a Tyrion and one proper bitch slap.

  64. Shan says:

    Biebs is a punk ass toddler coward who hides behind his paid bodyguards! He teases and taunts like the little punk he is and will try everything to not be caught without his babysitters. If he does, a beatdown he will get and the World will celebrate and laugh at his bully ass!

  65. jane16 says:

    Michael K over on Dlisted has a funny new post up about this with some new details from a Spanish journalist that was there:

    “Anastasia put it like this:
    “Justin said something when he came in which was aimed at Orlando, who then jumped onto a sofa to try and get at Justin. When Orlando punched Bieber, everyone started clapping. Lindsay was laughing. It was amazing. The whole table he and DiCaprio were on were clapping. Afterwards, I don’t know if people were congratulating Orlando or trying to calm him down. When security saw that when they got separated, Bieber and Orlando tried to punch each other again, security were like, ‘Bieber came, Bieber provoked this fight’, so they took his hands behind his back and took him away from the restaurant.”


  66. kitty-bye says:

    Even diapers on a Jet Ski?

  67. Jay says:

    Justin Bieber is a petty, self centered, spoiled, uncouth, rude little bragging jerk. Why people support him financially, Ill never know. Shame on Miranda Kerr. Bloom is much better than either of them, and he is better off without her. She is trash, just like Bieber. Unfortunately, Bloom has a child by her.

  68. Vilodemeanus says:

    What has happened, is EVERYONE stood up for Orlando, and EVERYONE turned on Bieber. No one but his security who caught the punch, and his paid friends will have much to do with him. We are almost Beiber free people. He’s going to be broke at the rate he’s spending, and even people who used to try to defend him as a kid, are long gone.