We’ve heard the rumors before now. Every so often, the tabloids recycle the same old rumor, that Lindsay Lohan is going to “write” a memoir about her cracked-out, wild-child days. We’ve been hearing that for years, and I was just going to ignore this latest story, but there are a few details that made me laugh and laugh. Enjoy:
Lindsay Lohan’s been doing more than clubbing during her English summer. The Liz & Dick star “held meetings at major publishing houses in London recently,” an insider told the UK Sun, regarding the prospects of a tell-all book with details so salacious, it might make Fifty Shades of Grey aficionados blush.
“The stories she promised the literary agents made their jaws drop.”
The source went on to say that the raspy-voiced Long Island native, 28, wouldn’t likely disappoint readers with a vanilla product.
“She’s prepared to put everything out there, and has already proved she’s not shy with the list of men she claims to have slept with,” in reference to the Wild Child’s purported Jan. 2013 celebrity roll call that included Heath Ledger, James Franco, Adam Levine, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake, Colin Farrell and Joaquin Phoenix, among others.
Currently, The Canyons starlet is in the process of “looking for a ghost writer.
“It may seem unlikely, but she thinks she’s in with a shot of getting (Fifty Shades of Grey) E.L. James to work on it — they met recently at the Chiltern Firehouse and got on well. Another pie in the sky idea was that she might persuade J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter) to work with her.”
LOL, JK Rowling. That’s has given me a serious giggle fit. I too want to write a memoir and I think Donna Tartt should work on it!! That’s also what makes me think that Lindsay is the one behind this current crop of rumors – thinking that JK Rowling would help ghost-write Lindsay’s memoir is one of the most incredible crack delusions I’ve ever heard. So, it’s Classic Lindsay. EL James wouldn’t work on it either. Lindsay should try to get whomever ghost-writes Katie Price’s books. As for the subject matter… why would we need to read a memoir about something that LL is going to give us for free, by leaking to all of the tabloids?
Photos courtesy of LL’s Instagram, Fame/Flynet.