You guys might have noticed this, but I’ve just realized that I’ve become increasingly obsessed with Ariana Grande. She’s young, she has controversial talent (some people swear they hate her voice), she’s cute in a baby-rabbit sort of way and she’s got the good girl/bad girl dichotomy down. So, while you might not like her music, do you at least like to laugh at her interviews? Because her interviews are crazy, and she’s got that thing that’s so typical of the younger generation – she’s compulsively self-defining, almost profoundly insular and self-obsessed. Ariana covers the new issue of Billboard (you can read the full piece here) and in between all of the ass-kissy stuff about how she’s the next big pop star, there are some amazing gems. Some highlights:
Her image: “I think people see me as a little cutesy thing. But I’m literally the most sardonic person you’ve ever met.”
She was “a very weird little girl” in Boca Raton, Fla.: “Dark and deranged. I always wanted to have skeleton face paint on or be wearing a Freddy Krueger mask, and I would carry a hockey stick around. I was like a mini-Helena Bonham Carter. For my fifth birthday party we had a Jaws theme and all my friends left crying. I mean, I still am that way. But when I was little it was more concerning. There was a stage, when I was 3 or 4, where my mom thought I might grow up to be a serial killer.”
She’s a hummingbird: “I am hypoglycemic so sometimes I’ll get anxious if I forget to eat. When I was a little girl, I would turn into the Tasmanian devil.”
She compulsively self-defines: “I’m a micromanaging workhorse. Absolutely an obsessive-compulsive workaholic.”
She’s a grandparent’s dream: “I have an obsession with all things vintage and classic and old-school, everything from Marlene Dietrich to Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons to Connie Francis. My grandpa was always telling me I should sing songs from the Great American Songbook.”
She loves Madonna: “She is strength, she is freedom, she is wisdom beyond anybody’s comprehension.”
Religion: Grande was raised Catholic but “departed from that and started practicing my own things when I was around 12 years old,” she says. Now, like Madonna, Grande practices Kabbalah. “As a fellow Kabbalist, I know how hard it is to exercise those tools in your everyday life. Especially in a world where everything is so egocentric and all you do is talk about yourself and promote yourself.”
Do you believe that cutesy, anal retentive Ariana was a ghoulish little girl obsessed with skeletons and such? Not really. She probably watched a lot of Tim Burton movies, but who doesn’t? Anyway, I think Ariana is pretty harmless as a person but I’m endlessly amused to see her try to navigate her fame and define herself. People seem to love her and quite honestly, there are much worse pop stars out there.
You know what I wonder? I wonder what Mariah Carey thinks of Ariana. Mariah’s album I Am Mariah… The Elusive Chanteuse flopped, Mariah just fired Jermaine Dupri (her longtime producer) and Mariah hasn’t had a #1 hit in a really long time. I’m wondering if Mariah looks at Ariana and thinks, “Why her and not me?”
Photos courtesy of Austin Hargrave/Billboard.
Count me as one who doesn’t like her voice. That “Problems” song came on and my soul left my body.
Did it literally leave your body?
Yes. I just recovered it.
Literally! haha.. I can’t with this word.. They use it way too much
Im LITERALLY sick of seeing this pre-crier too you guyses! Like Literally sick of hearing her underenunciating ass…. Could be the diarreah but Im going with Grandesis
@QQ – you literally nailed it. She literally IS the pre-crier.
I am “literally” so sick of the gratuitous use of the word “literally” and also the gratuitous playing of THAT song. “As a fellow Kabbalist” was just used in a sentence by Ariana Grande. Help me. She also thinks Madonna is beyond in wisdom, which says….she is not. That’s a real problem.
Goodness gracious. Their version of Kabbalah is the pay-to-play, Hollywood guru, self-actualization red-string Kabbalah of Demi Moore and Madonna. It’s the kind of Kabbalah that probably comes with a self-help book of daily affirmations, a macrobiotic detox, and a subscription to a yogalates class, if such a thing even exists. If it makes them happy, then fine, but to claim you are a “Kabbalist” is an affront to actual Kabbalist philosphers and rabbis who devoted their lives to studying Torah, Chasidus, and Kabbalah. Has she read the Zohar or the Tanya or actually studied the origins of Kabbalisitc mysticism and the great Talmudic sages? Granted, most people who aren’t Jewish like myself won’t be familiar with these concepts, but then don’t run around calling yourself a “Kabbalist.” I certainly don’t call myself that! Pretentious much?
Lol. Good one
Why did I let my curiosity get the better of me? Had to look up Problem following your comment and holy crap. That’s a whole bunch of over hype in one space. The over-worked power vocals where no power vocals are neccessary, somehow still being completely monotonous, Iggy Azaelkjskljfoijsdasaeeaaaa (spell check?) being anywhere in general. It’s a whole lot of trying to make Fetch happen… who are either of them blowing to be rammed down our throats so badly?!
Supposedly Big Sean. Seriously, read that in a blind item.
This will be her next single, based on current head apparel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tTV0cBGbaM
It’ll be a big hit on CB, because we can use it on Aniston/Jolie threads.
Lol Kiddo!
@kri
She is literally annoying though!
Lol!!! You aren’t the only one! My husband always says she looks so dead in the eyes like she has no soul. Also she looks oddly possessed when singing because her lips don’t match with the song… Ever. So creepy
I really have no idea who she is aside from reading about her on here. I have never seen her on tv or heard her music and have no plans to.
She sounds more like a mini jackass instead of a mini Helena Bonham-Carter and since when did HBC carry around a hockey stick or paint her face like a skeleton or Freddy Krueger?
LOL!!!!!!!
Perhaps she meant she was eccentric , like HBC?
I’m with you. I gladly don’t know anything about this girl apart from what is posted here and it is already enough to find her beyond annoying. She wishes she would be anything close to a micro mini Helena Bonham Carter. Anyway, she was probably just speaking about her fantasy idea of HBC from the films she watched, she seems that basic.
Errr… I think if we’re going to compare Mariah and Ariana we should compare her to Mariah when Mariah was starting out. Absolutely no comparison. Mariah was better all around. She was the best-selling female performer of the 90’s and has more nr. 1 singles than any other solo artist. Her Unplugged show was out of this world. No way Ariana can match that. Her voice is too thin. Let’s see where Ariana is in 25 years time and then compare.
That’s pretty funny because Ariana recorded her own version of Emotions and matched Mariah note for note. If her voice isn’t as full as Mariah’s it’s only because she has way more dexterity and can pull off complicated runs and melismas with greater ease.
She was coached through that entire song. She can’t do the song live, or the whistle notes, because she’ll cause permanent damage to her voice. You can really hear how much more deeper and soulful Mariah’s version was. The reason her voice isn’t as full as Mariah is because Mariah is (was, arguably) a five-octave alto and can reach notes on the 7th octave – Ariana is a four-octave light soprano, meaning her voice is naturally thinner. She definetely can not pull of melismas, mixed voice or complicated runs better or easier than Mariah in her day.
I disagree. You can tell who is who. Ariana’s voice is really good, but not great. And her talking voice or acting voices along with her own songs and not someone elses are terrible.
I think she likes the Mariah style and comparisons and has the Mariah range but AG definitely does not have the power or vocal depth that Mariah had.
As an aside, was anyone else aware that Ariana looked and sounded like a totally different person when she started out? I read somewhere that she was Italian and I thought, really? She looks Spanish to me. Then I saw her in a Youtube montage and was like, oh man, I totally see it now. Different nose, different skin tone, and….no droopy sad eyes! Very strange. I think I still like her though.
If you Youtube “I miss the old Ariana Grande” you’ll see what I mean.
Her bio on wiki says she is of Italian descent, which could also mean she is not Italian at all. To be honest, I still don’t get why that particular detail is indicated on many bios of American artists. I was born in Italy and I will never put it on my bio lol
My point (which I didn’t clearly make in the original comment) was that if you look at pre-surgery pictures of her in her early days, you would totally believe that she’s Italian. Nowadays, she looks like a completely different person from a different background.
Holy crap you are absolutely right, she looks like a completely different person now. I wonder, why did they bother? She was very pretty before…
I felt curious and googled her and this was one of the first images I got – http://slimcelebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Ariana-Grande-Plastic-Surgery-Before-and-After-Photos-Ariana-Grande-Didnt-Take-Plastic-Surgery-2.jpg
Even though I am no expert in plastic surgery I can see she has altered literally (I know) everything! How old is this girl??? To mess up her face at such a young age to look like some permanently surprised doll? Can she make any other facial expressions?
Wow. She was so much prettier before. Why would someone so young do that to themselves?
The only reason she is compared to Mariah Carey is because they both have a five-octave range and are Tessitura Sopranos. So, Grande can hit high notes and has a broad platitude but it doesn’t necessarily mean she can sing as well as Mariah. I don’t see how their music can be compared at all. They have completely different styles in completely different eras. In the beginning Mariah was all about ballads and a bit of hip-hop/soulful music. She evolved to almost purely hip/hop (her version of hip/hop). Grande is Pop. She collaborates with rappers and has alot of big instrument sounds (sax), but her music isn’t melodious or soulful.
All of this!
Oh, sweetheart, you must not have met any of my friends.
Who taught her the word “Sardonic”?
whatever passed for “school” on the nickelodeon sound stage by the sounds of it
I had to look up the meaning. Never saw the word before.
She used “literally” incorrectly.
Master the words you have before you go learning new ones.
Her famous brother who thinks he is a celebrity. Lol.
All I know about this girl is her brother is the disgusting Frankie from Big Brother. I pity the poor thing.
Mayamae, why do you think Frankie is disgusting?
Frankie’s behaviour is pretty over the top in the Big Brother house, ORLY. It’s fine if he wants to act like that around his friends in private, but… He either forgets that he is being filmed 24/7 for the world to watch, or he is aware of it and hopes it’ll bring him attention (not knowing at this moment it is negative attention).
@ORLY, I tried to tell you, but it was moderated out. He is absolutely vile in the 24 hour feeds. Try looking it up on Jokers. In particular, look at his comments about Zach.
I don’t watch the 24hr feeds, from the show, he just seems as duplicitous as the rest of the house guests. Thanks for clarifying.
@ORLY, I’ll try to phrase things very delicately, so as not to offend. Frankie said he doesn’t want to decapitate Zach – but watch him slowly bleed out. He also said he wants to stab Zach in the heart and bathe in his blood.
I also think Zach is sexually confused and Frankie is totally playing him. I have no idea if Zach is bisexual, and I don’t think Zach knows either. Frankie constantly trying to out him on camera is especially insensitive considering Frankie is gay himself.
WOW! Mayamae, none of this is shown on the edited show and I don’t follow the blogs because I want to avoid spoilers. That stuff is pretty messed up. Is Frankie often drunk or is that his personality?
I feel bad for Zach, he has become my fav house guest after Donny.
@ORLY, I don’t believe he’s drunk when he says and does these things. The happy prancing Frankie seems to be a youtube persona. The real Frankie is extremely crude. He makes a lot of sexual comments to the players. He constantly propositions Zach, and yesterday suggested that Caleb perform oral sex on him. He’s bragged about having about two hundred (if I remember correctly) sexual partners.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who finds Frankie disgusting. He has made many, many overt sexual comments that I wouldn’t appreciate coming from any gender or sexuality. He is explicit at times beyond necessary, makes lewd comments to all the male house guests and is a pig in general. He is absolutely insufferable but BB loves him.
+1! Thank you!!
IKR? Why would you insult yourself like that?
She’s exhaustingly pretentious . I need a nap.
Same here. I don’t know much about her but I can’t stand her. I don’t get her appeal.
Has anyone been watching Big Brother this summer? Her brother Frankie is on and he is much the same. Except that he wants to be just as famous as his sister so bad it’s killing him but he’s trying not to show it. I liked him at first and now I can’t stand him. He talks about Ariana all the time and I get the feeling they had a childhood where they were the center (which is great) but that they haven’t yet grown out of being the center of the universe (which isn’t great at all!).
Yes…I’ve been watching Big Brother this season and I liked Frankie at first but now he’s gotten really painful to watch.
His facial expressions and movements are so exaggerated and fake and melodramatic, not natural or honest at all. He seems like he got worse once he made his big reveal about who he is or who his sister is…the way he announced it was hilarious calling himself a “media mogul” seriously??
He mentioned he wants to get a tv deal for his own show so his agenda for being on BB extends beyond supposedly winning the money to build schools in Africa…
Agreed. She’s exhausting. She has the same look in every picture.
Looks like somebody got that Word of the Day toilet paper…
Hah!
The fact that she obsessively only wants one side of her face to show is so damn weird!
I literally never noticed that about her until someone literally pointed it out the other day. It’s literally always her left side. It literally reminds me of Mariah and her right(?) side. Extremely literally weird. Literally.
I know the reason Mariah did it is because a photographer told her one side of her face was ugly. I feel bad for Ariana, because it really is just a big banner for insecurity. A symptom of a larger problem. If you aren’t comfortable showing your face in public, how can you handle being an international pop star?
Oh gee, this comes out the same week she says she’s dating Big Sean and right after they officially cancel her kids show? This is all a very contrived PR move to transition her from Disney Cutie to Sexy Adult Popstar. Snooze.
(PS – I actually like the Problems song. So what.)
It’s a great pop song.
She stepped right out of a Toddlers and Tiaras episode. Who does she think she’s kidding? And, sardonic? Ohhhh someone got a new Word of the Day calendar!
lol
speaking of, my “word of the day screensaver” popped up the word “sobriety” today. really? how is that worthy of “word of the day”?
When, oh when, will people stop abusing the word “literally”?
It’s literally going to take forever.
So she decided to ditch her badass, eccentric and sardonic self and became a Nickelodeon star. Hmm, why not?
Her Lolita shtick is so annoying.
Her songs would sound more bearable if I understood what she was singing.
hmmm… I think I missed HBC’s Freddy Kreuger mask and hockey stick stage.
Can someone explain what is up with her always being shot on the side of her face? Like, did anyone else notice that? I saw an ad on TV and shes talking straight into the camera but still angling her head toward the side? I sometimes do the head angling thing in pictures to make my nose look smaller but considering she’s already had a nose job I don’t understand it.
Super petty but just always annoys me about her!!!!!!!!!!
Yup, I noticed this too and it drives me crazy. That and her giant weave/hair piece. Her neck is going to break if she doesn’t ease up with the fake hair.
She never bothered me before seeing a Sam & Cat episode a few weeks ago. Her voice & accent were SO awful, she made it seem like the character she was playing was cognitively impaired. It was BAD!! Now I am really worried that there is something wrong with her.
That was an elaborate job interview, no? A long version of the most ridiculous question/answer combo of any job interview:
What’s your worst quality? – I’m such a perfectionist, it’s very annoying.
I am, literally, like, the baddest b in the industry. Like, ever.
*goes off to finish frosting the cupcakes*
Ahh! Me too! They need to cool before frosting though.
Lol! Weird how this is believable with Swifty but not with this one. Idk.
Lol, yeah, I’m not swallowing this.
And I literally understood five words in her song Problem because this girl does not enunciate.
She sounds like a cat being stepped on. When that song ‘Problem’ comes on the radio, I literally cannot change the station fast enough.
Probably her new nose keeps half of the sounds in.
“Anyway, I think Ariana is pretty harmless as a person but I’m endlessly amused to see her try to navigate her fame and define herself. People seem to love her and quite honestly, there are much worse pop stars out there.”
This so much. I got flayed alive in other thread for saying she’s a throwback to ’90s Mariah. Eeeek. She’s obviously not at her level, but at least she sings and her music, while obviously very pop’y and made to please the masses, is far from the over-produced dance crap collabos with David Guetta and Calvin Harris, and I appreciate that. She’s been working in a really vicious industry from an early age, so I can understand why her maturity process is so strange.
I like Ariana and I wish her the best in her career.
I like her too, but maybe not her personality. I saw her interview with Ryan Seacrest to promote “Problem” and I swear, her eyes show no emotions whatsoever. Still, she can SING.
Yes! I don’t mind her music and I think she can sing but I saw an MTV interview with her and guh, she had nothing to say and used the word amazing way too many times. That and the vacant look just made me wonder if she was all there.
I think she’s harmless but I can understand why her personality can be grating at times. Her eyes are always so open and expressionless. But I think she’s just trying to figure out her schtick. I have this feeling she knows what the future of all teen idols is and has trouble trying to figure out how she’ll handle it.
@I Choose Me @Josefa: Agreed!
The fact that she looks 12 whereas she’s 20 is creepy. ( i never heard her songs)
“As a fellow Kabbalist […]” is LITERALLY all i needed to know about this girl.
So tired of people using ‘literally’ wrongfully. The cast of ‘#RichkidsofBeverlyHills’ does it all the time. Yes, watching the ‘RKOBH’ is my guilty pleasure. Don’t judge me.
Practically everyone says she has an amazing voice, but I personally can’t stand it. It’s so airy and you can’t understand a damn word of what she says.
Anyone know why Kabbalah devotees wear a red string? We wear one a red string in hinduism as well, its called Kalava.
Idk… she seems ok. Slightly annoying, yes, but much better than the rest of the autotuned crap voices on the radio. I’m glad that she actually sings and doesnt assault us with Miley-like antics. Also, I can’t get myself worked up enough to be irritated by someone the same age as my nephew lol. I see him as a kid, and I see her in the same light.
Very tired of this one, her My Little Pony hair, her interchangeable pop songs, and her nonsensical interviews. Hopefully this round of publicity is over quickly.
“My Little Pony hair” – HA! That’s what it is! I couldn’t figure out exactly why her hair looks so stupid.
Yes, Nickelodeon is such a badass anti-establishment entity, so against the MAN; Hip hop, country, this disposable pop are as corporate as the day is long – are their fans that naïve and uneducated. Without Nickelodeon this girl would be doing the local country fair talent contest; Does she write and arrange her own music?
Literally!
This is literally the only time in history when people have confused cutesy with sardonic. She is that good at hiding her sardonic self. She is literally a sardonic ninja – in a twee anthropologie outfit.
Racist! Ninja is obviously an offensive term. 🙂
Please go back to the JT thread and read the comments made about context! Thanks! 😊
She talks and sings and dresses like a damn baby. Grow up. Better yet, tell your marketing team to try a new persona for the future.
I am literally loving the snark in the comments. LMAO.
Miss Try Hard.
Oh god I think this girl is the same age I am, I seriously hope I don’t sound as asinine sadly I probably do.
Once you hear her ‘Cat’ whiny voice it’s difficult to listen to her sing. Ariana respectively has a HUGE young Nickelodeon following but Mariah has nothing to worry about. Ariana’s longevity is still debatable.
I (literally) don’t know who this person is, but I suspect she (literally) doesn’t know what “literally” means. Either that or she knows literally every single one of her readers well enough to know whom they’ve met.
(I would apologise for being pedantic if I were sorry about it.
But I am not. 😉
Using “literally” when you really mean “figuratively” is pretty cutesy …
That bottom pic makes her look like she’s got a really hairy armpit.