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Blake Fielder-Civil, that greasy, snaggle-toothed manchild who proudly claimed responsibility for turning wife Amy Winehouse on to hard drugs, is now a free man. Ladies, rejoice! Yes, that’s right - Blake is free and single and ready to mingle. Having served his year in prison for “perverting the course of justice” (read: witness tampering), Civil was met outside the prison by his very classy mum, who was photographed hugging her son and giving him his trademark trilby hat. Vomit!
The estranged husband of AMY WINEHOUSE was freed from Edmunds Hill Prison in Suffolk at 10am this morning.
Georgette greeted her son by putting his trademark trilby hat back on his head.
The pair then walked arm-in-arm to the prison car park where a silver BMW was waiting to take them away.
Blake was jailed for 27 months last July for assaulting a pub landlord and attempting to pervert the course of justice.
He was freed into rehab last November, but was sent back to jail to complete his sentence a month later after failing a drugs test.
Now that Blake is out of the clink, the big question is, how long will it take for him to sucker Amy in again? It’s not as though she’s been pulling herself together in his absence - she’s an even bigger train wreck and seems more vulnerable than ever right now. Without Amy, how will Blake support his drug habit? It’s not as though Civil has any kind of marketable job skills, and Amy was always his gravy train. He can’t even beat up a guy or bribe a witness without getting caught. Amateur. Maybe he will design his own line of hobo couture. Pete Doherty could be the spokesmodel.
Sad as it would be, I would not be at all surprised to see these two staggering around Camden again, arm-in-arm, in a drunken, drugged out stupor, just like the good old days.
Special thanks to Kaiser for coming up with the “Blake Paroled” nickname…readers, what do you think we should call Blake now that he’s no longer Incarcerated?
Blake is pictured in his dressiest court clothes in November 2008, when he attempted to appeal his sentence. Photo credits: Newscom/UPI.
Written by MSat
Posted in Amy Winehouse, Blake Fielder-Civil
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13 Responses to “Blake Incarcerated is now Blake Paroled”
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Blake Cremated. Too far? Sorry.
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Douchey McTool-Uncivil.
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gg, can’t stop laughing, can’t top that; thanks!
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Quick England. Hide all of your crack!
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How is Amy a bigger train wreck in his absence? She’s put some weight on, is exercising and isn’t doing as many hard drugs. Admittedly she slid further down at the beginning of his incarceration, but she’s seemed quite a bit better of late. Too bad he wasn’t in there longer…
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I like Blake the Snake! Sly slippery one he is.
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Blake Unleashed. Even with a thesaurus in front of me I can’t beat gg! Blake the Snake conjures up an image that I’d like to have burned out of my brain. Eeewww!!!!
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Blake Re-Incarcerated in 5…4..3..2..
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If he’s on parole, then it shouldn’t be long before he reverts back to Blake-in-the-Box.
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I love ‘em all!
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I quite liked greasy, snaggle-toothed manchild!
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