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Jessica Biel needed some good press after her disastrous showing at the Oscars, where it appeared she was wearing a satin boob-napkin accessorized by dirty, stringy hair. Hopefully, she fired her stylist and her hairdresser and called her publicist in an attempt to change the subject away from being on everyone’s worst dressed lists.
Bippity-boppity boob-napkin, we have a nice, friendly story in OK! about how Justin Timberlake’s mother just loves Jessica. This actually isn’t the first time that mama’s boy Justin’s mother has been discussed in a tabloid story about Jessica. Last year, Celebitchy reported that Justin’s mom was blocking his wedding to Jessica. Mm-hm, sure. Then there were the reports that Justin bought Jessica an engagement ring in Rome. Right. When will Jessica Biel realize that just because she leaks “impending engagement” rumors to the press, doesn’t mean Justin wants to marry her. OK! has more:
The two most important ladies in Justin Timberlake’s life, mom Lynn Harless and girlfriend Jessica Biel have become super close since the couple moved into their $2.9 million NYC duplex — which they furnished with $25,000 worth of merchandise from ABC Carpet and Home — this month.
“Lynn and Jess seem really tight,” says an insider who saw the pair at the W Hotel’s backstage lounge before Justin’s William Rast fashion show at NY Fashion Week.
Jess, 27, and Justin, 28, are planning to celebrate his success at Fashion Week with a beach vacation. And a second source tells OK!, “they ordered black his-and-hers Havaianas flip-flops with their initials.”
From OK! Magazine
I wish I could spend $25 K on home furnishings, but if you consider all of the furniture they needed, that amount is probably too small. Am I being to harsh on Jess and Justin? They just seem… there. I could understand Justin and Cameron Diaz, they made some kind of sense. Maybe he and Jessica just seem boring on purpose, as a way to avoid media attention. But if that’s the case, why do we always get these pro-Biel stories strategically leaked?
Here is Jessica Biel at the Oscars and at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party, where she also wore an ugly dress. Credit: WENN.com
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake


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21 Responses to “Justin Timberlake’s mom finally approves of Jessica Biel”
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I bet $50 that ABC Carpet and Home is the “insider”. Drrr
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the onlt relevent thing about her: her booty
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They need to have their initials on their flipflops b/c they probably have the same size feet.
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Jessica, love, run. She’ll never fully approve of you. You’re stealing “Mummy’s special little soldier” away from her.
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yeah, i don’t think Justin’s mama will ever approve….Jessica Biel just has something, i dunno, “whore-ish” about her, don’t you think? not sure if it’s her face or her body, but it just screams tramp.
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I like them a lot more than I liked Cameron/Justin.
Jessica seems more his speed. She seems more grounded and they’re more age appropriate for each other.
Though Cameron’s a big goofball from what I can perceive.
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I’ve never liked Jessica Biel. I’ve always admired Justin’s musical talent, but I can’t stand the man himself.
But I really, REALLY like this couple. Hopefully they’ll get secretly married somewhere and we won’t know until months later. And the same will go when Jess gets pregnant with crooning little Justin and Jessica jrs.
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Mairead: Lol! I was thinking the same thing. Mrs. Timberlake sounds like the textbook castrating mother. Run, indeed.
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haha, Justin’s mom wants to be the only Mrs. Timberlake in his life.
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He has a back-piece tattoo of his mother’s name. *Run away! Run away!*
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the white dress and hair didnt bother me-i kind of got her hair thing and liked it. but that purple thing?!? what the????
oh,and one shoulder numbers really dont look good on many people-i’m trying to pinpoint it-maybe you have to have small shoulders-the broad shoulers and one shoulder dress look awful to me-just doesnt allow the dress to flow,looks to square. [like kate winslets-didn't flatter her at all!!!!]
strapless works better on differet body types.
and what’s with the cinch waist look,when you are distracted by the one shoulder bit b/c it looks like a square? the whole thing does not look asymmetrical in a cool artsy way. it looks confusing like you are looking at two separte bodies. and in biel’s case,the two colors further add to the mess. I’m so confused!!!! help!!! [two colors themselves are a cool combo,maybe for a throw pillow or a bedspread.]
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i meant ‘too’ square,not ‘to’ square.
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I didn’t think the “napkin” dress was THAT bad, but the fuschia one is SO much better!
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Mama’s boy to a tee, I would run like hell if I see one. Poor jessica, she has her work cut out for her.
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I like them together better than him and Cameron. Cameron seems like a 12 year old in a womans body. Just immature and all over the place.
Jessica seems better suited to him and more down to earth.
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Any woman who decides to stick it out with a mama’s boy is in for a world of hurt. The guy’s mama will make sure you’re always second place to her and she’ll make sure you know it.
My mother was married to a mama’s boy (my dad) who made my mother’s life hell. Every time my brother or I stood up for our mom, my dad’s mama would try to make us miserable too by manipulating our dad against us.
Ugh… Just passin’ on my experience. Jessica should run if this is the case with Justin and his mother.
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Maybe it’s because Jessica looks like a BIG Grape in that purple dress……..now Mrs Timberlake can see her true colours.
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This story shoulds like Jessica PR or maybe one of her family member reported this bogus story to OK magazine
this coming Tuesday is Jessica Birthday will she run off to NYC or stay in CA
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One word for Jessica- RUN!
Run as fast as you can, sweetie. If you haven’t figured it out yet on your own, let me do you this favor.
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Aw, c’mon, be nice to her. I’d love it if they had a nice happy marriage.
Although I admit I want them together for purely selfish reasons…*whistles innocently*
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in love with that ape? well at least she doesnt have to be on foodstamps justin has enough money, but what a loser and a fug she is
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