You know how I always say that Kim Kardashian should avoid posing with her Jenner-girl half-sisters because the comparison is just not flattering for their body types? I think we need a new rule for Khloe Kardashian – she should not go out with her pregnant sister Kourtney Kardashian, because Kourtney’s third-trimester bump looks like it’s the same size as Khloe’s Pinocchio Butt. To be fair, the Pinocchio Butt has decreased in size over the past few months, either because the butt implants have settled or because Khloe has been working out and dieting like crazy. You choose. You can see more photos of Khloe and Kourtney here.
So, what else is going on with Khloe? Nothing much, just boy dramz. TMZ says that Khloe is definitely back with French Montana. French and Khloe went to Kendall’s birthday party together this week and TMZ’s sources say Khloe and French have been back on for a week. Khloe also has drama with her still-estranged husband (he still hasn’t signed those divorce papers!) Lamar Odom.
Does Khloe need closure? Khloe Kardashian shared an emotional quote about closure and love on Thursday, Nov. 6, a date that could be significant since it’s her ex Lamar Odom’s birthday. The reality TV star, 30, shared the cryptic and emotionally charged quote with followers via Instagram, captioned simply with a heart emoji.
“Like time suspended, a wound unmended—you and I. We had no ending, no said goodbye. For all my life, I’ll wonder why,” the image read. And despite the lack of context, the date — late in the evening of her estranged husband’s 35th birthday — seems like it could well be relevant.
As Us Weekly previously reported, the former couple are locked in a bitter divorce battle, with Odom refusing to sign divorce papers which were filed over 10 months ago. A source who observed Kardashian filming KUWTK on location yesterday revealed the curvaceous reality star was feeling glum.
“Khloe clearly was not in a good mood,” the source told Us. “She stood in the corner aggressively texting someone and hardly looked up unless she was filming, she seemed stressed.”
People always yell at me for taking reality show plotlines seriously, but I tend to think that Khloe does NOT have closure with Lamar and it’s haunting her. She still has feelings for and about him. French Montana is a just-for-now guy, someone “easy” so she doesn’t have to go through some awful relationship again.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
Why are absurdly fake butts a thing now? I wonder what happens to them when their owners age.
It’s not a fake ass, it’s just craftily applied lip liner (that’s the new Kardashian-Jenner cosmetic surgery line, right?).
Not fake butt, she’s deformed and that’s her pregnancy belly
Every time I see her butt of lies I can’t help but wince. It just *looks* like it’s painful to sit on.
Haha Paris Hilton probably whispers this to Kim and Khloe every time she sees them (and the same scene ensues): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY4bUP48RE8
It really does look painful.
The whole family always looks so uncomfortable to me. Feet crammed into ridiculous shoes, bodies spanxed to death and then wrapped in too tight clothing, huge fake butts, piles of makeup, plus a few of them look like they can’t even blink, their faces are so plastic. Who would want to live that way?
*whispers from hiding place in mind palace*I t’s never going to stop, is it? They will never, ever crawl back under that rock, will they……
Maybe they could crawl under Cisco Adler’s balls. That would be fitting.
OMG…you SLAY me!
oh, and EWWWWWWW….
Right? They’re like the ridiculous saggy pants trend which lasted way longer than I ever expected it would.
If she really wanted to be divorced, the court would grant her that. She doesn’t HAVE to have his signature, especially if he’s hiding out.
I was wondering what happens if someone refuses to sign divorce papers?surely something can be done.
Yes that is true. She can get a divorce without his signature. I think this family just loves drama.
But then she couldn’t squeeze a couple of episodes out of the whole thing.
If he did not answer her Petiton for Dissoution of Marriage with 30 days of being served the papers, she could have taken his default in CA, and gotten anything she was asking for in her papers, with Court approval of course. He is not going to strip Lamar of all his money and belongings. Lamar probably figures it will be cheaper to just give her the 2 million per their pre-nup, than hiring an attorney himself for another huge sum of money, and ending up giving her what she was due anyway.
I often feel desperately sorry for Khloe. She’s some kind of Frankenstein’s creature that Pimp Mama Kris is trying to force into becoming a clone of the bigger cash cow. She always looks vaguely ridiculous and completely uncomfortable.
A little tacky but her body really looks good. Well, except for that ridiculous butt.
When I look at these pictures, all I can think about is Sir-mix-a lot!
They all need psychiatric help. And I am not kidding.
I want/need to believe those are butt pads. Right? Butt pads? Please tell me she’s just wearing some specially designed underwear with giant, freakish, clown like butt pads in it. Because if her poor skin is stretched to that limit…shudder.
At this point, she looks prettier than Kim…she just needs to stop with the ridiculous implants and leave her face alone.
I’m, uh, going with tacky.
HOW can she think this is a good idea?!?
I remember back in the 90’s when Pamela Anderson was everywhere & thinking her tits looked so strange and cartoonish. But I’ve gotten so used to seeing boob jobs that they no longer faze me. However, I wonder if ten years from now the fake bums will stop looking so out of place. I love a great ass. My ex boyfriend could balance a shot glass on his. I enjoyed looking at it every day.
These sKanKy women live a shallow and moronic existence.
Gosh she really did ruin herself with those fake lips and fake butt. She looks extremely tacky and so big next to little Kourtney. Truly she is strating to look like a cartoon as is Kim. I will say that at least she doesn’t look orange like Kim.
The ill-fitting clothes she adores give her a terribly unflattering “this looked better before I went She-Hulk” vibe. Dress to flatter, honey, not to keep up with the Kardashians.
THIS JUST IN: Breaking news report confirms Khloe Kardashian first woman in history to successfully become impregnated using her gluteus maximus as an artificial womb. Twins are expected to be delivered via b-section by the end of December.
LOL. That is all.
Not only is the dress tacky – it makes her legs look really, really fat.
Kourtney always looks so effortlessly nice while comfortable compared to her sisters, pregnant or not.
that last nose job combined with her anus lips makes her look like a cartoon
I just wish they’d stop wearing shoes that hit them at the ankle. Especially Kourtney.
Their legs are just not right for those kinds of shoes. They could elongate their legs and look so much more attractive with a strapless shoe that doesn’t cut them off right there.
She’s a man, baby!
I actually really like the dress on her, but the point of the fake butt continues to elude me. I think I would have gone with regular pumps, as well.