Here’s the second trailer for The Avengers: Age of Ultron. [Buzzfeed]
Gary Oldman’s fourth wife filed for divorce. Spill the tea! [ICYDK]
Kourtney Kardashian is doing placenta pills too. [Wonderwall]
Here’s the trailer of House of Cards Season 3. [Evil Beet]
Kaley Cuoco was addicted to nasal spray. For real. [Bitten & Bound]
Taryn Manning’s stalker is still stalking. [CDAN]
Donald Trump doesn’t think athletes do well on his show. [Reality Tea]
Rihanna covered Madonna’s “Vogue”? Ugh. [OMG Blog]
The real problem with Dove’s “Real Beauty” campaign. [The Frisky]
Emily Ratajowski covers FHM. [IDLY]
Diane Kruger’s post-Globes party look was cute too. [RCFA]
Kaley Cuoco is tweeting braless selfies now. [Seriously OMG WTF]
This looks epic. I for one have not lost my apetite for super hero movies and can’t wait for Ultron.
And putting in PTO for that day at work…
I MARKED OUT SO HARD I HAVE NO WORDS
I did not even think about getting the day off work 😳!!!
I’m most excited for potential glimpses of Wakanda and some Widow backstory. But the whole entire thing looks bad@$$
*crosses another day off the calendar*
May is so far awayyy…….
It is all CGI but you can bet your bottom dollar I will be there at the early release date. Fan of the comis, fan of the movies.
Glad RDJ is finally getting some coverage. He’s going to be big one day.
Who is he again? Is he that short dude that pontificates a lot and stuff?
I believe he’s the one on the right. He’s new to the biz and very shy, so I wouldn’t recognize him right away. It’s really nice Thor has taken him under his wing.
What about dude on far left. Did he play the walker that fell into Hershel’s well in season 2 of TWD?
Who in the hell is RDJ? That’s Tony Stark gazing at Banner while Banner whisper dude I can feel your eyes on me and it’s making me a bit uncomfortable. You know that science bro thing is all fan fiction.
Black Widow and the man with the BIG hammer are the only ones looking at the camera. That Hawkeye dude is always on the job keeping watch. He’s surveying the area in that photo looking for bad guys.
Oh, so the RDJ guy played R2D2?!
You’re totally right, mimif! He’s Walker #289.b.45! Good eye! I hope this Avengers thing works out for them. Lord know they don’t have anything else going on.
He’s the guy who goes show shopping with Comet Sophie, isn’t he?
I think part of the reason he gets no exposure is his name is really hard to pronounce. Maybe, if he ever makes it, he can afford a vowel or two; I mean, here’s hoping.
I think it’s a cultural thing? He’s from a very tiny island called Mnhttn. Things there seem simple, understated… stark, if you will.
Yeah @Abbott, very humble beginnings.
I’ve read that he came from less than zero.
So many lolž over here 😀
Didn’t he try something before acting? Like something very different? I seem to remember him dabbling in an applied discipline that was kind of bizarre?
Listen, I have to go shoot my noisy neighbor – Kiss Kiss!
Guns are bad j.eyre! Also, I think you’re talking about that time RrrDddJjj pretended to have a wiener in his mouth cuz he was on the Swifty stuff.
Hey EVERYONE,
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Gary-Oldman-Yelling-Everyone-Leon-The-Professional.gif
I know you are on about this no-name new comer (hilarious), but an important most eligible bachelor has just come upon the market. Gary Oldman is now a free agent.
He’s so gross and I’d totally do him and Mickey Rourke at the same time. *screams and runs to her balloon*
I’d probably do Oldman from this time frame and then punch a wall to punish myself.
Mickey Rourke, I’d share eyeliner techniques with, NOTHING MORE. But now I am certain that you will have an enormous lady boner for Adam Levine. It’s inevitable.
*Starts worrying about mimif marrying Von Brow some time down the road too*
I’d be in to Sirius Black. If he promised not to talk, that is.
Are you sirius, Abot?
I don’t hate Le Brow enough (yet) for him to be on Že Líst. The End.
Confessions:
– I had the hots for Oldman circa Pr*ck Up Your Ears straight into Dracula days.
– I like Von Brow. I watch The Leftovers and he is good.
Please no one shoot me.
I would shoot you, mia girl, but mimif took my gun.
I had thought to stand on some form of moral platform as to why I would not with Wary OldMan, but I think the cat is already out of the bag on my having morals of any sort.
If you will excuse me, I need to unholster my finger gun and go yell “Bang Bang” at my stupid neighbor (rendering the “noisy” part of my grievances ironic – and not in an Alanis Morissette way, either)
j.eyre, Oh come off it! That sounds exactly like rain on your wedding day.
@miagirl, you can like Von Brow, you are not allowed to la jiggy jar jar do him. Ever.
@KDO, there is no spoon!
*slips j.iriemahn a Colt Python .357 stainless steel magnum, screams and runs back to her balloon*
*ugh* you are such a black fly, Kiddo – and I don’t even like Chardonnay!
oh! A gun! Now who’s not taking good advice, huh?
Did mia girl come through here with a set of eyebrows?
First thing I did was check out the shoes on these handsome men. Which ones have heels and hidden lifts and which are au natural. I’d say Renner and Ruffalo have something going on. RDJ couldn’t care less (his personality fills a room) Hemsworth is Thor–like in real life. I also love the gorgeous well fitting outfits. Everyone should have a tailor and stylist for ‘casual’ days. I think Scarlett looks lovely like this, not trussed up in a gown. Effortlessly flawless.
Paging Tom Cruise’s cobbler.
I think Renner has platform heels, too. Maybe that’s the “fraud?”
Scarlett may look flawless, but my gawd, the heels. Although she needs them in order to be able to stay in the frame with everyone else!
Yes, but Scarlett doesn’t have to walk any farther than ‘Limo-to-Lobby’, unlike the rest of us who have to schlep stuff around, open doors, fumble for keys, drive, take transport…. She doesn’t even have a handbag, someone is probably carrying that for her.
I will be there, 3D glasses in place, for the early show, but disappointed no Loki in the trailer. We know he’s in it (Thanks,Idris!), just give us a glimpse. I’m starving!
Exactly! All I see is who is missing… Without Loki I care a lot less about it. Will still be seeing it as soon as it comes out though, because superheroes. (I fly that geek flag proudly.)
lol.
Absence of Loki certainly does make us hungrier – I watched it thinking, just a teeny glimpse, a flick of dark hair & teethy smile. Gooo on. But, no. God! if I bumped into Tom tomorrow I would grab him and make us tell us how long is he in it for!
There is no gossip around these reshoots, apart from Renner who said he was on call last week. But, Ruffalo was in town briefly, then left, they are all on the other side of the world. There is no sign of Hemsworth at all, talking of which chris Hemsworth is blogging a lot of pictures of himself on instagram these days. But, he may some London promo of his new film [yawn]
well now the G/Globes are done it will be interested to see who flying over.
Tom’s stalkers on tumblr are still saying he’s home and cosy still sporting a beard, well that will have to go! Loki with a beard? nah.
To be honest I am not sure if a glimpse of Loki’s adaptable horns could make me sit through the film after watching this clip. Heavy on the CGI was a serious understatement and the dark, wooden dialogue was heavy with gloomy portent.
I shall sit back and wait for naked balcony scenes in High Rise and frosty toe chilling Canadian nudity in the Night Manager,
as long as the wooden dialogue and acting isn’t as bad as Guardians of the Galaxy and maintains the acting standard of the first Avengers, then it should be ok. I’m still undecided about watching it at the cinema, depends on how much they tease out about the new characters. I am seriously bored of RDJ/ironman. I am curious about Elizabeth Olsen’s character and her acting abilities judging her with a side eye ready for her performance in I Saw the Light.
Didn’t like the song “Vogue” the first time around,
not gonna like it the second time either.
Oh mia girl, you #rebelheart. *wraps mia girl’s face with black licorice rope*
mmmm, licorice lace.
Hey, hey, hey, mia girl
Come on, Vogue?
Let you body go with the flow, hon – you know you can do it!
@j.eyer – Oh, I can FLOW, @mimif will attest to that.
But the only way I would ever Vogue would be 10 drinks down, with James McAvoy, Timothy Olyphant and Eric Bana serving as the dapper dressed guys in the video.
@mimif – Thanks for the licorice. I am hungry but lazy, so this worked out quite well. I ate and didn’t even need to lift a finger.
Can mimif apply black licorice to The Mac’s face? Actually, to all three? (I don’t know how much licorice rope we have on hand, apologies) I realize it would shift focus from doing untoward things to just really wanting ALL THE LICORICE but lazy face licking seems like it would be hot enough to work for a Tuesday.
I can apply licorice lace to anyone! I have tons left over from my latest session with Mickey Rourke. #RupertsFault
I think I am turned on.
@j.eyer – E.L. James has got nothing on you. I knew her stories were lacking. I just didn’t realize until now those books lacked some serious face-licking.
@mia girl – I like that my smut rouses in you that “huh” kind of feeling; that is what I strive for when trying to turn others on. I will double down on my next erotic novella “If You Wanna, Let’s Go Now Because the Casserole Comes Out of the Oven in 30 Minutes”
I am greatly relieved to know there is plenty of licorice rope, however, and that mimif, you, Abbott and Kiddo can go forward with your plans for a Rebel Heart Takeover and Buffet.
Come on mia girl, Beauty’s where you find it, Not just where you bump and grind it.
Not surprised about the Gary Oldman divorce. Hasn’t he admitted to being a d-bag in a relationship?
Can it ever be a surprise when a fourth marriage ends?
I think three should be the absolute limit. Then just date and maybe live together for crying out loud! Some people aren’t meant to be married and that’s fine. It’s not the 1950s!
That’s my motto too. 3 divorces = no more marriage. Stop paying for your lawyer’s new boat every few years.
To be honest, two divorces generally leaves me leery enough to avoid pursuing someone – unless there were serious external issues that caused the marriage to implode. Why be the sucker going for a third or forth go around for somebody who clearly can’t learn from their mistakes?
I need that creepy song in my life (preferably on my ipod).
Fellow Marvel ladies (and gents if you’re around…) – who do we think the lady in the rock pool area in the trailer is (which I really think is where Thor is having his angry bath from the first trailer)?
I really think we just got our first glimpse at at LEAST a Dora Milaje (Black Panther’s cadre of female bodyguards) or, more hopefully, Shuri…
Does anyone recognize the actress?
It’s Sophie Hunter.
If it is Shuri, I’m REALLY hoping it’s an unknown. That would be such an awesome role for a young actress to kick off her career with (or get well known with).
I saw a guess that it is Danai Gurira from the Walking Dead.
Yeah, but where’s Bucky?
Let’s try this without the link–this picture should look familiar, as it was all over the internet in 2012. Way to cut Loki out of the picture, guys!
Yes it is the picture where Tom towers over all of them including Chris H.
I can’t shade Kaley Cuoco’s addiction to nose spray. My Uncle had the same problem.
I am completely addicted to lip balm. So much so that I am pretty sure my lips don’t produce their own moisture anymore.
I was that way with lip balm in high school. I had to force myself to quit, and it was HARD. Harder than quitting cigarettes! I use Burt’s Bees or vaseline when I really just absolutely have to have something in winter, but I mostly try to just drink lots of water and avoid products. It took forever to return my lips back to normal. That stuff is designed to dry you out and make you buy more.
I am so geeked for Age of Ultron. I’m worried, though. This is darker and I bet an Avenger dies.
Don’t worry. There is a plan in place for the fall of an Avenger.
S.H.I.E.L.D. has the project TAHITI to revive a fallen Avenger. And it works – Coulson fell and he’s back!