Star cover: Brad Pitt’s sexing up the nanny, Angelina slaps him


It’s a big question as to how many nannies Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have for their brood of youngsters. Six kids for now – and Angie has admitted that they’ve hired “tutors” and artist-helper types, but how many nannies? According to Star Magazine’s cover story this week, the family has one less than they did last month.

According to a “source” that spoke exclusively to Star, Brad Pitt was getting too close to the nanny. They say “Brad was on the bed, rubbing the back of a pretty young nanny! Angie got so mad she slapped Brad and fired the girl on the spot!” And in the twins’ bedroom, no less! Star has more:

At the Oscars they looked like the picture of perfection but days later Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had their nastiest blowup yet — which ended with a stinging slap and Brad racing away on his motorcycle.

In the March 23 issue of Star — on sale now! — we exclusively report that Angelina flew into a jealous rage when she walked past the open bedroom door of 8-month-old twins, Knox and Vivienne — and didn’t like what she saw!.

And it’s not surprising, for Brad was on the bed, rubbing the back of a pretty young nanny! Angie got so mad she slapped Brad and fired the girl on the spot!

“She completely flipped out,” says the insider. “She got right in Brad’s face, screaming at the top of her lungs, and told the nanny to get out of her house and never come back!”

The explosive argument woke up the sleeping twins, who began to cry. As Brad tried to console both the twins and the nanny, Angie just snapped — and slapped! — hitting him right across the face.

“He was stunned,” reveals the insider.

From Star Magazine

Does anyone really think Brad was bangin’ the nanny? I don’t. But I will buy that Angelina has probably slapped Brad in the past, just to keep him in line. Or for sex, who knows? Brad probably likes it.

This is what I think happened: Star got their hands on a picture of Brad sitting on his motorcycle, perhaps with a red face. Viola! Star probably just built the story around that one picture. Or maybe it’s all the truth! Cue dramatic music.

Thanks to CoverAwards for the Star cover.

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  1. turth-SF says:

    oh shit, today is wednesday! It’s celebrity “Bullshit Magazine” day.

  2. Crystal says:

    Once a cheater, always a cheater.

  3. for_realz says:

    what a crock….

    anything to sells shite magazines. at least people with birds have some great material to line the cages with.

  4. big wooden spoon says:

    Reminds me of when David Beckham was caught probing the hired help – most people commented that they would too if they had to share a bed with a skeleton. Brad probably just wanted a quick reminder of what a female ass feels like.

  5. candle says:

    Brad’s not trustworthy, Angelina’s not trustworthy. They keep calling her the homewrecker but I guarantee Brad will be the one to ruin this relationship too. Good thing these two only did paperwork on the kids, not each other. Why bother?

  6. geronimo says:

    LOL! I love Star covers. They always choose brilliant ‘evidence’ pics to go with their stories. Funny.

  7. PJ says:

    There were lots of photos of Brad on his motorcycle recently.

    It’s possible that Brad could have rubbed the nanny’s shoulders and AJ had issues with that, but the truth is probably not nearly as dramatic as Star’s imagination. Star is pretty good at finding things out, though.

  8. ihateyouall says:

    hahaha, i hope this is true. what will all the brangaloonies do? so true, once a cheater, always a cheater. karma is a bitch for that skank angelina too.

  9. Lem says:

    jeez I completely forgot about the twins. I had to read it twice. Twins? what twins? oops

    Is it strange (especially with the rags taking a hammering for lying today) that I really do hope Britney and Kevin are falling in love again? They seem so welll suited.

  10. the original kate says:

    somehow i don’t believe this story, and i’m not even a brangelina fan. just seems unlikely.

  11. Because I Say So says:

    That’s hilarious. I agree with Kaiser that AJ probably slaps him often and he looooves it

  12. PJ says:

    By the way, anybody know if the Bristol Palin breakup story on the cover of Star is true?

    Star put a lot of effort into reporting from Alaska during the presidential campaign, so maybe they do have an inside track on this one.

  13. Bodhi says:

    I know, Geronimo! SO funny!

  14. Judy says:

    I am not buying this story LOl because Brad would have been wounded, not riding away on his bike.

  15. kap says:

    I said it before and I’ll say it again, How do I get a job sitting in a room making this stuff up? I’d be great at it!

  16. someone says:

    I don’t think Angelina would hire a nanny that would appeal to Brad..so even tho I don’t like Brangalina, I don’t believe this story!

  17. Baholicious says:

    Funny how people will poke fun about a woman slapping a man and then go ballistic when the situation is reversed.

    Double standard, people. Double standard.

    I’ve met men who’ve been abused by their women (one took a phone receiver upside the head and I’m talking about one of the old heavy phones) and they’d rather die than report it they are so embarrassed.

  18. Debra says:

    So when the Nanny left the room. did the twins call Star and give them the story. I’m sure some here are eating this up. Star is such a reliable source. Well lets all take this to the bank. Don’t believe everything you read. No matter how much you want it to be true. Brad and Angie are fine. He loves this woman and his 6 kids. But I know that some of you need and want this crap to be true.. Go ahead enjoy..

  19. eve says:

    i doubt this is true. it is star magazine and you must take into account how honest their news has been.

  20. Codzilla says:

    Baho: I was thinking the same thing.

  21. hmmm says:

    oh calm down baho and codzilla. People are poking fun at this because the story seems completely implausible AND it seems highly plausible that Angelina is into S&M.

    We’re talking about slaps that are welcomed as a means of mutual sexual arousal not habitual spousal abuse.

  22. Mave says:

    I don’t know if it happened or not but I do know it will happen!

  23. Baholicious says:

    For frig sakes Hmmm, I know about spanking and slapping in the sexual context.

    Slapping someone in the face out of anger isn’t the same thing AND most people in ‘the scene’ deplore physical violence outside of ‘play.’

    If she’s into S&M, she’s not a very good ‘top’ if she can’t restrain herself in daily life.

  24. michellle says:

    Smacks of BS.

    She seems too controlling to permit an attractive female in the house in the first place.

    They supposedly have all employees sign elaborate confidentiality agreements, especially after the Mickey thing. So who exactly is the source?

    Whatever happened to Mickey’s book?

    Is “truth sf” dante or just the new dante?

  25. anastasiabeaverhausen says:

    Yeah, for some reason, I doubt this story is true.

  26. Codzilla says:

    hmmmm: We’re not concerned about whether or not Brad porked the nanny. It’s the slap-him-to-keep-him-in-line “joke” that we find odd, especially in light of the (totally justified) outrage that’s been hurled at Chris Brown on this site.

  27. RAN says:

    Good point Michelle… what happened to Dante?

  28. hmmm says:

    Codzilla: The point is that the story seems implausible.

    We pretty much know that Chris Brown did way more than slap Rihanna and caused extreme bodily harm.

    The bit about slapping Brad to keep him in line seems like a joke because the story seems so incredibly wrong.

    Had there been a picture of him with like, a bloody nose or something, there would be no jokes about it. But he looks fine so it’s no biggie. There is such a thing as jokes in context.

  29. Mairead says:

    Wasn’t this a plot-line on Falcon Crest? Are Brangelina are the new Cole and Melissa? Will they split over this dramatic plot twist? And who will gain control over the Gioberti winery?!?!?!? 😯

  30. yasmin says:

    Uh-huh. Imagine if it was true – and she slapped him out of jealousy, then he beat the sh-t outta her. It would be a complete UPROAR!! It’s almost the same situation as Rihanna’s – cheating, jealousy, possible slapping – and yet ppl can’t see that it wasn’t rihanna’s fault. (granted most ppl on this site aren’t stupid but there’s a few of em).

  31. guest says:

    too bad it’s probably just bs, but karma can be a beyotch.

  32. Codzilla says:

    hmmmm: You’re right, there is such a thing as taking a joke in context. So why was Jeffrey Dean Morgan crucified for a seemingly harmless comment about filming a rape scene for Watchmen? He didn’t condone or glorify the act of rape, he was simply answering a reporter’s question about filming the scene, and trying to inject a little humor. But Kaiser et al laid into him quite harshly. I’m not saying their reaction was right or wrong, I just don’t understand why those who question a joke about Angie slapping Brad to “keep him in line” are dismissed as being overly critical by many of the same people who jumped on JDM.

  33. Maritza says:

    Angelina should hire only ugly old women if she doesn’t want Brad to fool around with them.

  34. Baholicious says:

    Codzilla, the Holiest of the Holy couple could turn out to be a pair of serial killers and the usual suspects would just chuckle and wag their fingers saying “oh, now stop that you crazy kids!”

    Besides, they’re too PERFECT for something like this to occur, that’s why the story is “implausible?”

    Give. me. a. break. Nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors in any relationship.

  35. Lily says:

    if you’re IQ is around 100…you may read Star…if a peron’s IQ is in the 90’s, then one believes everything they read in Star…. and if one’s IQ is in the 80’s you are a subscriber. It’s a great magazine to test the public’s IQ.

  36. hmmm says:

    For me it seems implausible for any couple to be regularly physically beating each other up because it isn’t “normal” behavior to do so. That’s why I find it implausible. I don’t like these two in the slightest but I think it’s weird to think that she’d slap him for rubbing some lady’s shoulders.

    Beside that, I had no idea about this Jeffery Dean fellow or what he said. Rape is a tricky subject in general and there really is no context in which a rape joke is funny. Rape, to me, is never funny. The only context where I could see it being almost funny is if someone were making a joke about someone who likes rape-fantasy sex play and even then it’d be hard to get away with it.

    Of course, this is all just in my personal opinion.

  37. turth-SF says:

    michellle:
    March 11th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Is “truth sf” dante or just the new dante?

    ========================================

    1. Who is dante?

    2. Why would you even think i’m someone else based on my comment on tabloids bulls-it?

  38. wouldn't suprise me but... says:

    This sounds like crap, but I would find it absolutely HILARIOUS if it were true. Karma and all that. Too bad there’s children that would be involved. You know that they can’t split up. The media and the world in general would eat them alive.

    I would love to see both of these people be disliked by the media and the world, because then maybe the whole stupid jen/brad/angelina crap would stop.

  39. mojoman says:

    Pffft, yeah right! bet Maddox himself called the Star as “the source” *roll eyes*

  40. Baholicious says:

    Who is ‘Boho?’

    GAH.

    I’m assuming Ter is addressing me. WHERE did I say hitting was okay? Have you read my posts? Apparently not.

  41. trish says:

    Everytime Brad’s on a motorcycle, Star claims they had a fight.
    Too funny!

  42. citmyway says:

    I read on someone’s comment that she would never hire a nanny that would be attractive. That was my first thought when I read this story! Everyone knows she doesn’t have any girlfriends so she obviously has a problem with women in general and to hire a nanny that actually looked decent, don’t see it! I call complete BS on this story. As much as I would like for it to be true! Karma is a bitch but this is not it!

  43. Pufft says:

    Someone actually gets paid to write this BS?

    I can image the mag didn’t have a lead story, scattered through their pics and the rest is imagination.

    I’ll give them points for being smart though… everyone knows a story of Brangelina sells mags.

    The reporter could have done better though. If he/she had called me, I guarentee I would hve been a better source. I would have told them that AJ slapped the sh!t out of BP after she caught the nanny giving her man a blow-job.

    I can’t believe I wasted my time reading this crap

  44. trish says:

    Every time Star sees Brad on a motorcycle they write that he had a fight with angie.
    EVERY time!

  45. Ned says:

    Angelina is very insecure, and threatened by other women, so I assume as others, that the nanny was not nearly attractive.

    I assume Angelina did have another tantrum, and that she might be irrationally jealous.

    She was cheated by Billy Bob Thornton, so even if Brad would just be nice “too much” to one of the assistants, Angie’s insecurities might cause her to flip out.

  46. Ned says:

    I don’t think Brad cheated, but if Angelina did slap him, he shouldn’t stay in the relationship.

    There is no excuse for violence.
    Anglina should have worked on her issues instead of filming another movie and having 6 children within 2.5 years.

  47. Pufft says:

    Also, I would very much like to see a picture of the nanny they are talking about.

    When a Brittish tabloid (I believe it was the Sun) broke the story that David Beckham cheated on Victoria with another woman, at least they had a picture of the ‘other’ woman to back up their claims.

    Really, show me the nanny that was lucky enough to get a massage from Brad

  48. cassie says:

    The story claims this happened several days after the Oscars at the Los Feliz home but there are pics of them in NY 2 days after the Oscars ,They went to see Little Mermaid that Wed after the Oscars with the kids and pics of Angie Tue. on the set of her movie

  49. anon says:

    TOP BLAMING ANGELINA JOLIE FOR EVERYTHING!
    it really bothers me because she didnt do anything. in fact, while i know i dont know her at all, all evidence points to her being a really good person.
    and i doubt this story is even true… but if it is its HIS fault NOT HERS

  50. Sissy says:

    I believe it her fathers right his daughter is mentally unstable, come on
    6 Children in 2.5 years?
    Enough said!

  51. Z says:

    Very funny! The star cover and CB’s coverage. I got a good laugh – need at least one a day, right? 🙂

  52. shosho says:

    I bet Jennifer Aniston laughing out loud while hearing this news and say: ” At least I didn’t have any kids and nanny when it happened” :p

  53. charlie says:

    stop speadin shit shitheads brad loves angelina and there kids why would he loose all that for the nanny ‘PLEASE COME ON’

  54. Marjorie says:

    Good! And there will be so manny nannies still to come. I hope it is true because this is what these two phonies deserve!!!

  55. CATHY says:

    THIS NEWS IS CREATED FROM JENIFER ANISTON’S ASSISTANTS AFTER JEN AND JOHN BREAK-UP. WHO IS STUPPID TO BELIEVED IT?

  56. BORE says:

    Is Star Magazine lied down under Brad and Angie bed? That why they know everything even when they make love?