Let’s be honest: of all the ugly celebs (and there are plenty, everything considered), Janice Dickinson is probably the ugliest. At least when you factor in her constant assertion that she was the world’s first supermodel. I mean she’s just begging the public to pick her apart. And she’s such a raging, self-righteous, critical bitch. So really, Janice is one of the few celebrities I don’t feel badly about absolutely tearing to shreds. Which is why that evil part of me celebrated by throwing confetti in the air after hearing about a little paparazzi kerfuffle Janice got herself in yesterday.
Janice Dickinson is harrassed [sic] by photographers as she walks back to her car in the Sunset Plaza. One photographer asks her if she has had a sex change operation and another attempts to photograph down her shirt.
Thankfully there are photos of Janice’s freakout. TMZ points out that she actually thought a photographer tried to take a picture up her skirt, which would be a greater violation. Mostly because she was wearing a dress that had her 53-year-old supermodel breasts thrust out as far as possible. It would have been hard not to take a picture “down her shirt.”
And the guy trying to photograph up Janice’s skirt was probably just trying to answer the sex change question. I personally don’t thinks he’s had one. I’m guessing she’s still tucking. Nonetheless, I want to find and marry the photographer who asked her that question. That dude is my soul mate.
Images thanks to WENN.com.