What happened today besides Paris being hauled off to jail? Not much that I can find. Oh the Joint Chiefs of Staff retired or something, not that I know what he does. Do you think the Paris news will die down in 7-10 days when the updates seem meaningless? Maybe the judge reissued the original sentence to give us all a break, like that AP Blackout in March that lasted just over a week before she got arrested for driving with a suspended license again.

– The world rejoices [Haute Gossip]
– Al Sharpton says Paris should go to jail [Bossip]
– Is Paris going through withdrawl? [Evil Beet]
– Mila Kunis in short shorts (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Cameron Diaz in Paris [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Tori Amos disses the G8 summit [popbytes]
– Avril Lavigne still a poser [yeeeah]
– Oceans 13 has more bang than Oceans 12, less witty banter [Pajiba]
– Anne Heche looking arrogant [ICYDK]
– Kate Hudson out with Ryder [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Heather Matarazzo, Dawn Weiner from Welcome to the Dollhouse looks basically the same, but with makeup and no glasses [DListed]
– Adam Brody and Hostel II star Lauren German might have something going on [The Blemish]
– Celebrities remind you to have your pets spayed or neutered [Agent Bedhead]
– The return of Mariah Carey [Hollywood Rag]
– Lil’ Kim in a questionable outfit, even stranger face [Gabsmash]
– Cartier event pictures, featuring Julianne Moore, Eva Mendes, and Djimon Hounsou [Crazy Days and Nights]
– George Michael got community service for the DUI in Britain and won’t be able to drive for two years [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Sienna Miller says she’s not a whore [CelebWarship]
– Katharine McPhee in Vegas Magazine [The Grumpiest]
– Oceans 13 premiere in Chicago [PopSugar]
– Prince and Sinead O’Connor got into a fight [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Bruce Willis says he was busted with a joint and got six months probation when he was young [CityRag]