Diplo: Taylor Swift has ‘an army that’s worse than North Korea’

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Diplo has been trying to start a war with Taylor Swift for a while. Well, I say that… but maybe Swifty started it? I have no idea. It’s all to do with Swifty’s War of Attrition with Katy Perry. Diplo maybe-sort-of dated Katy at some point, and I guess Diplo is more on #TeamKaty. But Diplo is also tight with Lorde, who is one of the many BFFs Taylor has collected in the past few years. Despite the seemingly divided loyalties, Diplo keeps throwing significant shade on Swifty and her fans though. In a previous interview with GQ (US), Diplo pointed out that Swifty is “very strategic” with her friends and enemies, and he called Swifty’s fans a bunch of “crazy, bizarre and disgusting” lunatics. And in a new interview, Diplo has more to say.

Diplo on Swifty’s Army: “It’s like an army that’s worse than North Korea. All I know is don’t ever get into a feud with Taylor Swift. She has like 50 million people that will die for her. You can’t step into that arena. That was something I was never prepared for … one of the biggest mistakes of my career was definitely f—king with her.”

On his friendship with Lorde: “I can go head-to-head with anybody. I don’t care who you are. I didn’t go after Lorde because she’s my friend and she’s a young girl and the one person I kept it cool with.”

[From The Daily Mail]

Eh. Diplo is a known douchebag but at this point, I think he’s just mentioning Swifty’s name because he knows it will be good for some headlines. Diplo and Swifty seemingly buried the hatchet at the Grammys last month (the Instagram photo header) and this seems like he’s still mostly dissing The Taygency more than Swifty herself. Except for the part of the controversy when he was making fun of Swifty’s flat butt. That was just rude and sexist.

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  1. Kaley says:

    They’re both childish, spoiled brats who act about fifteen years younger than their actual ages. but Diplo is insufferable.

    Never underestimate an army of middle school girls doofus.

    • Mrs. Wellen Melon says:

      + 1.

      It’s all very middle school lunch room. These people actually care who sits with Taylor and who sits with Katy.

    • Veronica says:

      They both have issues, but Taylor’s younger and had the handicap of being famous very young. What’s his excuse as a man in his forties, you know?

      • Kaley says:

        He’s not in his forties. The age difference between them isn’t that big, although her immaturity always makes her seem a lot younger so I know where you’re coming from.

      • Priya says:

        He’s 36 and looks mid 40s and has several different baby mamas. He’s just the idiot everybody tolerates when he blathers. Dude should get his life together. He’s pathetic.

    • Liv says:

      Disagree. Why is she childish and spoiled? He’s pathetic. Takes pictures with her and then picks on her again. What a loser.

  2. Lilacflowers says:

    Yet Kanye still lives

  3. Kiddo says:

    He should be in a catalog with Clint Eastwood’s son, with that romper/sailor outfit and peering out to sea. They both have such strong pose-skillz.

  4. PamelaJudy says:

    Ugh. Who had ever heard of this guy before he started on Taylor Swift? When I saw the header for this article I thought it was referring to that website that pops up on my Fb feed with random lists of life hacks.

  5. Tifygodess24 says:

    I do have to say that lately most celebrities fans/stans are way too much. Back in the day they would throw a panty or two or scream like crazy at a concert but now with social media they throw death threats , stalk people and act all types of crazy. If these kids and yes grown adults spent that much passion on something that mattered imagine what they could accomplish. The celebrities they defend could care less about their fans for the most part yet these nuts would step in front of a train for them. It’s so weird and I just can’t grasp that mentality.

  6. Katie says:

    Hollywood, enough with the hyperbolic comparisons of your privileged lives to actual atrocities visited upon people who are far less fortunate than you.

  7. Mispronounced Name Dropper says:

    North Korea is a country. Not an army.

  8. Addison says:

    Diplo who? Never heard of him. Yeah, I’m sure they’re just like the North Korean army.

  9. Cecada says:

    FEAR TAYLOR’S MIGHTY KITTY ARMY! SMELL THE PAW!!!!!!

  10. Lalala says:

    Dipshit should shut up now.. and go home. Do his work/thing. It will be better for him. I think neither katy nor Taylor care about what this guy has got to say anymore.

  11. Josephine says:

    What grown man admits to being scared of a bunch of teenagers? Seems like a douche through and through.

    • Josefa says:

      Lol, that’s exactly what I thought. Anyway, I think Diplo might be a schoolgirl himself. That would explain why he got involved in these girly dramz to begin with.

  12. lucy2 says:

    Every time I read one of these Diplo posts, I think “he’s a grown man, doesn’t he have anything better to do?”.

  13. Marianne says:

    I think its kind of rude to point out Tswifts fanbase…when there are tons of fanbases EVERYWHERE that are let’s say…..”super passionate”.

  14. dragonlady sakura says:

    Geez, is he still obsessing over Taylor? Just go buy a FlashLight and a Taylor Swift album and call it day.

  15. Lily says:

    I think T Swift started the go around with Katy Perry (Perry has kept it going), but it’s Diplo who started the fight with her. He’s just trying to become relevant. He’s upset he doesn’t have his own army so he’s whining about people that do.
    Why isn’t he talking about Bieber? One Direction? THE BEYHIVE?

    • Priya says:

      It’s probably because Taylor wouldnt date an idiot with several kids by several different women. Diplo is man trash.

  16. phlyfiremama says:

    “and yet, she is the only thing that continues to give me any relevance whatsoever so therefore I will keep bringing her up”

    • Josefa says:

      Eh, not really. Diplo’s a douche but he’s a very respected and talented producer who has been working for years and has plenty of hits in his resume. That’s what I find most puzzling about this. He doesn’t even need it!

  17. ilovesunnydaze says:

    Dont know who this guy is but his face gives me chills. Not in a good way!

  18. J Stone says:

    If the Stepford Swifties, a/k/a the SS, ever wake up and realize that they have bought into a delusional illusion of false PR there’s going to be some mighty pissed off folks – Swift would have to go into hiding. With her, what you see is NOT what you get.
    On second thought, who am I kidding. The typical SS member doesn’t have enough intelligence to figure out Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are not real.

  19. I Choose Me says:

    Strupes. He just knows dropping Taylor’s name will get him attention. Thirsty ass dude is thirsty.

  20. Pegasus says:

    What is a Diplo, and why is it scared of eighth graders?