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What’s a man to do when his famous gristly ex-wife moves her 22-year-old plaything into her apartment? Go out on a date with a supermodel of course. And that’s exactly what Guy Ritchie did on Monday night. According to the Daily Mail, Ritchie took Elle Macpherson to Notting Hill Brasserie – and the pair didn’t leave the restaurant until 12:30 in the morning. You know Madonna would never have stayed in a restaurant so long – she’d need to schedule at least one weight lifting routine in there.
Guy Ritchie might not have been overly happy about the news that Madonna is now living with her toyboy lover – but he hit back in spectacular fashion last night.
Not to be outdone, the Sherlock Holmes director hit the town last night with Australian supermodel Elle Macpherson.
He took the 44-year-old bachelorette – known in her heyday as The Body – for dinner at the Notting hill Brasserie.
Guy and Elle must have had a lot to talk about, as the pair stayed in each other’s company until 12.30am – leaving separately to avoid being photographed together.
And judging by the smirks on their faces, the night went rather well.
[From the Daily Mail]
Elle Macpherson? Not too shabby. Definitely a classier date that Jesus Luz… or Alex Rodriguez, for that matter. The Daily Mail points out that Guy has also been linked to British heiress/socialite Jemima Khan. I was afraid he had a thing for overly-muscled, ball-busting women, but it appears Madonna wasn’t really his type. No surprise. An she wasn’t quite so gristly when they first got together, but definitely grew more obsessive about her gym time as their marriage progressed.
I like the idea of Guy and Elle. They just look good together. And after someone as overly-complex/issue-ridden as Madonna, I bet Guy would prefer a woman who’s capable of being light-hearted and fun. And she’s not exactly hard on the eyes, I’ll give her that.
Here’s Guy Ritchie and Ell Macpherson entering the Notting Hill Brasserie on Monday night. Images thanks to WENN.com.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Dating, Elle Macpherson, Guy Ritchie
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Good for him! It’s about time he spent time with a woman who looked like a woman, rather than Ms. Gristle. Doesn’t matter if this doesn’t turn into the romance of the century; it’s probably just really good for him to spend some time with someone attractive again.
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Octo mom would be a step up. ANYBODY with a heartbeat! is a step up from cold narcissism
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I bet ‘It’ won’t be happy.
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Upgrade! Although I don’t hate Madonna like the regular poster seems to, I do find her latest ‘Jesus’ move to be simply embarrassing for her. And she is very gristled.
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LOL, wench!
It’s a step up for Guy, in my opinion! And not only in the looks dept!
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Good for him, she’s lovely, bet it’s a whole new world for him to be out with someone who knows how to relax and enjoy herself.
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There goes my hopes of Elle and George Clooney hooking up.
Good for guy though. Madonna’s antics have become tiring and ages her.
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LOL wench
Pixie, There’s a whole generation who grew up with her being slightly older to somewhat older than us. Poor children of the 80′s(we got shafted man). Madonna and Micheal Jackson are where we started. So as we’ve aged she’s really just become an embarrassment. I think some of the anger you see comes from a former trendsetting idol, who in an effort to remain relevant has managed to make folks regret the bangle bracelets and big hair more than they already did. She just become an embarrassment. Had she stopped flashing her crotch maybe 10 years ago, I doubt you’d have the backlash of today. Susan Sarandon, Linda Hamilton, Sigourney Weaver, Elle McPherson all have rockin bods. No denying that. They look incredible AND act age appropriate. I’m rambling, but I think that’s where some of the anger comes from.
Way to go Guy! (What’s the matter with his face?)
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I love Elle – she is gorgeous and I thought so for years. In fact, I think she is one of the most beautiful supermodels EVER. I guess I just don’t see the appeal of Guy Ritchie. And I am certain he comes with a lot of baggage!
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Yea Guy! I would say a nice, age appropriate supermodel is a HUGE improvement. Madonna may be so steamed at being one-upped in the good publicity department she could be in danger of dissolving into a puddle of hissing green goo.
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@ Lem,
I think you make a good point. The seemingly ruthless search for relevance is a bit sad. It does date her as well. As a child of the ’80s I have fond memories of her music but I think it was her attitude (flippant, defiant, reckless) that appealed to me more. It seems as if she’s still trying to retain that youthful attitude (and body) but it’s coming across as shrill or something. I feel bad for her. But I’m also glad I’m not friends with her – she seems scary.
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“ANYBODY with a heartbeat! is a step up from cold narcissism”
that was brilliant dinigi!
Good for Guy. I’m all for older women dating younger men but Madge has become as ridiculous as Hefner.
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She’s not meee! She’s not meee!
I just wanna be there when you discover
You wake up in the morning
Next to your new lover
She might cock you breakfast
And love you in the shower
The flavor of the moment
Couse she don’t have what’s ours
She’s not me
She doesn’t have my name
She’ll never have what I have
It wont be the same
(You Wont be the same)
I should seen the signs
That you were here
And in s different light
It’s also clear
She was stilein, stilein, stilein
And now you feelin’ feelin’ feelin’
She’s start dyeing her hair
And wear the same perfume as me
She’s start reading my books
And stealing my looks and lingerie
I just wanna be there when you discover
You wake up in the morning
Next to your new lover
She might make you breakfast
And love you in the shower
The feel is momentary
‘Couse she don’t have what’s ours
She’s not me
She doesn’t have my name
She’ll never have what I have
It wont be the same
(You Wont be the same)
She is licking her lips
And she is rolling her eyes
She’s not me
She’s got legs up to there
and such beautiful hair
She’s not me
Oh, devoted for life
Make your beautiful wife
She’s not me
If you spend some more time
I guarantee you’ll find
She’s not me
I know I can do it better
If some one want to pimp your style
And hang with you little while
And make up all the things you lack
You gonna have to want…
She’s not me
She doesn’t have my name
She’ll never have what I have
It wont be the same
(You Wont be the same)
Never let you forget
She’s not me
She’s not me
And she’ll never be
Never let you forget
She’s not me
She’s not me
And she’ll never be
She’s not me
She’s not me
And she’ll never be
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jay_
since you seem to be on the payroll I’m assuming those are Madonna lyrics?
‘cock’ I hope is a typo
‘She’s start dyeing her hair
And wear the same perfume as me
She’s start reading my books
And stealing my looks and lingerie’ HA SNORT
‘She’s got legs up to there
and such beautiful hair
She’s not me’ YEP!!
I think that’s the point
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oh sorry
“she’s not me”
I think THAT’S the point
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Definite upgrade on Guy’s part. Elle is incredibly stunning.
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Maybe it was a business dinner and not a date.
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“UPGRAAADDDEE!!!”
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Now you’re talking, Guy! Finally the man has developed some taste, his eyes and nose appear to be working after a long absence.
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Good for him. That’s a real upgrade!
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Way to trade up!
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i have friends who have waited on elle and they said she was high maintenance, diva. hopefully she has mellowed since then.
guy- try a nice, non-famous girl for once.
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Sorry, can’t stand the terribly overrated Elle (Eurotrash) McPherson who happens to have shoulders the width of a grid iron footballer. It appears he does like the masculine types after all.
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*as wide as a grid iron footballer* sounds better.
Oh she’s notoriously diva-ish, I’ve read about it in a fairly respectable publication. I will also never forget the comment she famously made to Kylie Minogue when she sniffed ‘I can get any man I want’.
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Say what you want but I’d act like an effin diva if I looked as good as she does in a bikini at 44!! DON’T JUDGE ME!! LOL!
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