As we discussed last Friday, Lindsay Lohan is still a cracked out mess. She is the Forever Cracken. I actually have to correct something, which I didn’t realize last Friday: when Lohan’s lawyer Shawn Holley appeared in court last Thursday, that was when Lindsay was supposed to be done with her 125 hours of community service. I thought Lindsay always had until the end of the month, but I was wrong. So, last week was the SECOND time Lindsay’s community service hour completion has been extended because she’s simply too cracked out. Lohan has until May 28th to do some-odd 115 hours. Yeah… that’s not going to happen.

As we said last week, Lindsay’s lawyer did say that Lindsay had done less than 10 hours. Except that TMZ says that even those meager hours are in question, because Lindsay “got credit for organizing and posting pics on the Facebook page of the London-based community service org.” Lindsay got her hands on a memory stick and she posted photos from home, and that somehow counts as community service.

Then, over the weekend, a new crack-wrinkle appeared. Lindsay’s people were saying that she was going to stop trying to complete her hours in London, and that she would go to Brooklyn to do her hours. Except that right after those claims, Lindsay went MIA:

Lindsay Lohan has a master plan to complete her community service and dodge, once again, a possible jail sentence — the only problem is she’s gone off the radar, and time is NOT on her side. Sources close to Lohan tell us she’s heading to the Brooklyn Community Center to log 6 hours a day, 7 days a week until her hearing on May 28. Sounds great, but — as usual — there are a few holes in this Lohan plan.

We did the math, and Linds would end up doing 114 hours. She needs 125 minus the hours she’s already done — 9 hours and 45 minutes … and even that is suspect. But assuming best case scenario — she’d be in the neighborhood.

However, she’s currently M.I.A. in London. The 114 hours presumes she started [Saturday], but we’re told friends and family can’t get in touch with her — and all they know is … she is NOT at the Brooklyn Community Center. We’re told Michael Lohan is already trying to set her up at rehab centers in NY to get additional hours, but that would still need approval from a judge.

Our sources say LiLo is hoping for leniency if she comes up just a few hours short by the deadline, but everyday she’s not logging hours … makes it less likely she’ll even be close to the required hours. Tick, Tock.

[From TMZ]

TMZ reported that over the weekend, but on Monday, the NY Daily News’ sources said that Lindsay was always planning to start working in Brooklyn this week. She’s apparently arriving today and starting at the Duffield Children’s Center in Fort Greene, Brooklyn tomorrow. Yes, someone somewhere thought it would be a good idea to pair the Forever Cracken with little kids. This is going to end in tragedy, and my hope is that the only tragedy is Linday’s crack butt being thrown into a jail at the end of the month.

….Cracken Sandiego…

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