Wilmer Valderrama makes the moves on Rihanna


Wilmer Valderrama is one of the most legendariest manwhores in Hollywood. That’s right, he’s so legendary I had to make up a new word to describe him. Legendariest. He is the skeeziest guy around. He is so skanky and gross, and generally only dates nearly as gross women. He just oozes slime.

According to The Mirror, Wilmer was hitting on Rihanna hardcore. And she didn’t seem totally disgusted like she should have. There were absolutely no reports of her screaming “sick!” and running away from him. I find this upsetting.

If Rihanna wants to make her fella feel Browned off, she’s going the right way about it. She was seen getting “pretty cosy” with Wilmer Valderrama at the Geisha House in Hollywood last Wednesday. Wilmer, star of That 70s Show, hosts weekly karaoke nights there. We hear he made a beeline for 21-year-old Rihanna when she walked in.

Our spy says: “Rihanna looked so pretty and Wilmer could hardly take his eyes off her.

“They were chatting and laughing for ages. They looked pretty cosy and relaxed in each other’s company. Wilmer was all charm and even had a bottle of champagne for Rihanna.”

She wasn’t even put off by his impressive track record. Wilmer once dated Lindsay Lohan and has been linked to Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson and Mandy Moore. Phew! It was the second time that week that Rihanna was out partying without boyfriend Chris Brown, following their pre-Grammys bust up.

And she didn’t seem to miss him…

[From The Mirror]

It’s great Rihanna is moving past Chris Brown, but don’t go from one bad decision to another. Rihanna is so talented and beautiful. Why is she attracted to such terrible men? Someone needs to make her see that she is worthy of a man who treats her like a queen, and nothing less.

In other Rihanna news, she’s been spotted house hunting throughout the Hollywood Hills over the last few days. She’s moving up in real estate – now it’s time to upgrade the men, too.

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  1. Tia says:

    He is wayyyyyyyyyy too good for her.

  2. saffron says:

    he sure likes ‘em crazy.

  3. j. ferber says:

    A womanizer is a big step up from a woman beater, but yeah, she can do better. Maybe not in Hollywood.

  4. Maritza says:

    She’s just having fun, I don’t think he is her type, although he is quite handsome.

  5. Annie says:

    You know, I look at him and I just can’t fathom what his appeal is.

    No seriously. He screams DBag. Yet he gets serious ass.

    Can someone explain this to me because I am completely comfuzzled.

  6. caro says:

    she really would have bad taste about men!

  7. gee_gee says:

    He’s a jump off. That is his purpose in life. He’s kinda like David Spade.

  8. Sauronsarmy says:

    Didn’t he go on Howard Stern and talk about how many chicks he’s selpt with? I never got his appeal either. I guess you have to have watched that 70′s show to get it.

  9. BK says:

    Hi is the voice of Handy Manny so he can’t be all bad

  10. Beth says:

    I really don’t think he’s all that bad. Ben Affleck and Brad Pitt have worked their way around Hollywood and no one calls them manwhores. If you don’t find him attractive for whatever reason, then so be it, but he is no different than anyone else in Hollywood.

  11. mel says:

    Her self esteem must be really low. She can do better than both him and CB. I wish her luck and hope she finds someone that will treat her well.

  12. mif says:

    If she waits a little while longer, I’m sure Justin Timberlake will be free.

  13. Jamine says:

    Oh PLEASE. She is SO not with him.

    This is part of the plan to get people to respect her again because ppl were disgusted when she went back to chris. I bet she is still with Chris and all those solo trips to clubs and parties were all staged… just like this.

  14. Hieronymus Grex says:

    Get beaten up by Chris, or get used like the inside of a sausage roll by this clown. she can really pick them.

  15. lizzie says:

    He is like a lot of the men in Hollywood, except they keep it on the downlow so that people like us can focus on their careers while he seems to make a career out of it. That’s what makes him sleazy, he sleeps around for attention more than for pleasure. I also think he targets unstable women with some sort of self-esteem issue, famewhoring issue or just some kind of issue. This just adds to his sleaze, he preys on the weak.

  16. Samantha says:

    I used to have the BIGGEST crush on him. And then he went on Howard Stern and it all went away, just like that.

  17. Jenna says:

    I honestly don’t know if I like the woman enough to say how stupid she is if she is with Brown or Valderrama. She could do better but at this point it doesn’t seem like she is making that effort or acknowledging it.

  18. skins says:

    Why is this chick treated like some A-List superstar anyway? She is not a real artist. She doesn’t write her own music or play an instrument. She sings other peoples songs and was lucky enough to have a big record company behind her pushing it, and oh yeah, she goes by one name and that makes you a star nowadays. Saw one of her videos and I think some of the hacks on American Idol have more talent. Five years from now, she is gone, maybe sooner

  19. Cassandra says:

    We have to remember she’s 21. I dated a lot of DBags when I was 21, and thankfully, I grew out of it.

  20. anna says:

    I think she has really low self esteem…

  21. K says:

    So he’s slept with a few girls in Hollywood… so has George Clooney, Brad Pitt, etc etc Isn’t that what they do in Hollywood? Swap partners? They’re all manwhores! ha ha

    Seriously, Wilmer is a nice looking guy!

  22. NinaJ says:

    Oh PLEASE. If any of you are falling for this you need to go see a doctor so that he can DISLODGE YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR ASS.
    She lost the public sympathy vote after taking Chris back so soon, so surprise surprise – cue the “single girl painting the town red” at any and every photo opportunity.
    Same as when the news broke that she and Chris were recording that song together…suddenly her OWN FANS started turning against her, because Rihanna and Chris Brown were now trying to CASH IN on that horrible incident. And before you know it, all mention of the song suddenly disappears and the reps on both sides deny it vehemently. It’s all just damage control people. She’s still with Chris. Catch a wake-up and forget about Chris and his annoying lisp, as well as Rihanna and her irritating WHINY voice. They’re both off my iPod forever. Had it with these famewhores and egomaniacs.

  23. Kelly says:

    He can do a LOT better! Sick!!!!