Over the past few years, there’s been a rash of celebrities trying to trademark certain names or phrases that really have no business being trademarked. My favorite example is Taylor Swift trying to trademark “Welcome to New York,” which is the name of one of her songs, of course, but it’s also a greeting that the state (and city) of New York pretty much owns. So, what fresh hell awaits us today? Oh, nothing much. Just Kris Jenner trying to trademark the word MOMAGER.
Kris Jenner is so cunning she now wants a legal lock on the very name that has been sometimes used to disparage her … momager! We found out Kris has filed legal docs to trademark the name “momager” in the world of entertainment, which means anyone else who wants to use the description would need her permission, or else she could sue them.
It looks like she’ll get what she’s gunning for, because Kris has already locked down trademarks for the term “momager” for personal management services and for use in her reality show. Apparently, Kris doesn’t like imitators like Dina Lohan and Tina Knowles. They’ve been warned.
I guess I don’t understand how this works. If I’m talking about Dina Lohan and I mention that she’s a cracked-out, failed Momager™, does that mean Kris Jenner could sue for unfair usage? And what will Kris Jenner trademark next?
Lucifer’s Homegirl™
Pinocchio Butt™
Ass of Lies™
Famewhore™
Spawn of Satan™
Sad Doll™
Would Have Been Better Off Being Raised By Wolves™
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
celebitchy should trademark ‘Pimp Mama Kris’ then, just saying.
Also, how sad Khloé looks in that picture, my gosh.
I think it was Michael K who came up with that one.
“And what will Kris Jenner trademark next?”
You forgot “PMK” !!!!
My favorite though, for some reason, is Ass of Lies. LOL
Those Krapashians sure knows how to kash.
She didn’t create that term. She has no business trademarking it.
Right? I don’t get this–the term existed before she really moved into the public eye.
Exactly. As usual the Kardashians trying to take ownership of something they didn’t create. I mean how many times have they been sued for copying designs, ideas and other ventures Or just outright taking them ? Now she’s going to trademark a word she didn’t even come up with? Not to mention it’s not exactly a compliment.
Exactly!! Which is why Taylor Swift trying to trademark “Welcome to New York” is the worst, most arrogant part of this story to me. Are you effing kidding me!? So arrogant.
There are a lot of other women called “momager”. She really needs to get over herself!
Lmfao. I needed this laugh, between the Duggars and my sadness over the demise of Johnny Depp’s hotness.
Also: Momager is not a compliment? The dumbassery is real.
It’s really sad that she cares more about being a manager than an actual mother. Kris is so ratchet, and that is the first & last time that I’ll ever use that word.
Ratchet Momager ™
Enough with these people!
Famewhore is the one that applies to this species, I swear they’re not humans
Can you trademark a technique?
If so she needs to trademark how to mentally devastate and withhold affection from your children in order to bully them into exposing their bodies/lives/relationships and then being there to coo and call yourself family when everything they love predictably implodes.
Because that, THAT is all Kris Jenner.
Lol the fresh hell comment cracked me up. http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvvhmeYP8a1qhnavvo1_500.gif
This is apparently the next wave of the Kartrashians’ money-making scheme: trademark everything and anything. Her daughters are all trying to trademark their first names (yes, that means that anyone in entertainment with the first names Kendall or Kylie would have to pay up to use their own names or risk being sued). I hope someone opposes this and slaps them all down.
The original Kylie (yes I am a child of the 80’s) Miss Minogue may have something to say about this.
Agree. I remember when Kanye was going to trademark North and was all upset that he couldn’t. These people are just stuck on greedy and vile.
She looks just horrible.
Now I can’t call her momager, because she loves it. Pimpager it is.
LOL!
You nail it!
“Demon Mother” should be added to the list
Forget Spawn of Lucifer. She is Lucifer.
Kris Jenner to also trademark the phrase . . . Kween Kardashian K**t (rhymes with punt)
She should just go ahead and take Lucifer’s Homegirl, Lucifer’s Bride, and Spawn of Lucifer (for the girls, of course)!