I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again: I wish more people cared about Naya Rivera, because she is a mess. She and Big Sean broke off their engagement, and she literally just went and found a dude and used her old wedding plans to marry some guy, Ryan Dorsey. It was gloriously tacky. She and Ryan are currently expecting their first child, and Naya has been blogging about her pregnancy for People Magazine. Her most recent blog post got some headlines this week because she talks about pregnancy sex in the second trimester and the “second trimester slump” of forgetting that you’re pregnant. You can read the full piece here. This is the relevant portion:

During my second trimester, I felt like the black cloud of extreme fatigue had lifted and I was 100 percent myself again. I was ready to hit the town in a cute outfit, grab cocktails with my girls, have wild sex with my husband … Oh, but wait, I’m still pregnant.

There were times during my second trimester when I felt so good that I forgot I was still carrying a child. This mind f— of trickery led to what I believe should be called “the second trimester slump.” Yes, it was amazing to finally not have to deal with the misery and discomfort most women face in their first trimester. But how awful is it to feel like your old self again, but not be able to participate in any of those fun activities you once took for granted?

During this time I had many a vivid dream about martinis and the occasional cigarette that felt so real I found myself panicking when I awoke thinking that I must have sleep smoked or drank. I didn’t of course, but was deeply repressing my urge for my old life.

Other things changed as well. Things like sex with my husband became a bit odd for me due to the fact that I was now limited to about two positions in order to not squash — as my husband puts it — “it’s roof” or have the baby (my belly) staring him in the face. I feel like men are constantly imagining their baby winking at them when they make love to their pregnant wives thus making sexy times more few and far between.

[From People]

Only two positions? Try harder! No, seriously, I have never been pregnant so I can’t speak to this personally, but someone give Naya a copy of the Kama Sutra so she and Ryan can figure out that there are many positions that don’t involve pressure on a woman’s abdomen/bump. There are also lots of positions that don’t involve the man being face-to-bump.

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