K-Fed seems to have joined his foolish wife in Hawaii. Here are some snaggle-tooth pictures of him talking on the phone. I know, these are thrilling. She may have kicked him out of the house, but he’s still hanging around. [via]

Update: According to British tab “The Sun,” Britney bought a 3 million house in Hawai hoping to rekindle her relationship. I can’t keep up anymore, but the girl is just trying too hard. She should have waited to get married. The same crap would have happened to me if I married any of the idiots I dated in my early twenties. [via]

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