Kylie & Kendall Jenner at the ESPYs: whose dress is better?

Kendall Jenner

Kylie and Kendall Jenner made quite the splash at last night’s ESPYs. Kylie made a point to post a photo of their butts on Instagram because, well, I don’t know why. Let’s talk fashion instead. Kendall wore an Alexandre Valtheir couture dress that looked great on her body, despite all the sheer peekaboo panels that could have resulted in a wardrobe malfunction. Kendall works the gown just like the runaway version because she’s so tall and statuesque. I’d like to see her go for a different hairstyle sometime. She always favors stick-straight locks, which is her go-to look, but mixing it up would be fun.

Kendall Jenner

Kylie covered up in a full-length, gold Shady Zeineldine gown that resembled an Oscar statuette. The body-hugging effect of this dress was evident, and Kylie knew what she was doing. I can’t imagine wearing something so constraining for an entire evening, especially in July, but LA isn’t as hot as the rest of the country. I think Kylie looks too mature in this dress, but her parents have treated her as an adult for years. So this is more of the same. Nothing about the Kardashian Klan is realistic, but young girls look up to Kendall and Kylie. Teens have emulated Kylie to disasterous effect. Kendall is technically an adult, but they both grew up so fast.

Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner

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  1. sigghh says:

    They look beautiful. Kylie looks really shapely and Kendall’s skin looks flawless. Gorg!

  2. meme says:

    I feel sorry for anyone out there trying to raise a teenage girl in this day and age. That is all.

    • Blackcat says:

      Kendall’s dress is awful. She looks S & M party bound.

      • bettyboop says:

        Pretty sure that was the intention…. illuminati whores doing what illuminatti whores do.

    • Michelle says:

      My 15 year daughter and her besties all think these two along with the whole Kartrashian clan are a waste of breath. They all believe that less is more and the motto of ‘if it ain’t for sale, don’t put it in the window’. I must be doing something right…

      And yes, I used the word ain’t. I’m from the South…

      • meme says:

        Good for them and you! You raising them youngings up real good now LOL

      • lkaye says:

        Thank goodness!!! I am so glad to hear this!!!

      • Otaku Fairy says:

        @Michelle: No offense to you or your daughters, I’m sure you weren’t a bad parent at all, but I don’t think internalized victim-blaming or slut-shaming attitudes in teenagers are any more worthy of praise than underage Kylie Jenner’s fake lips. Feeling more comfortable in conservative clothing and not feeling the need to dress super-sexy against your wishes for someone else is totally fine and healthy, but I hope they don’t buy into the “it’s natural for a man to touch anything he sees’ myth or the ‘a woman should only show what she’s willing to give/sell” myth, because those attitudes aren’t any healthier than Kylie’s.

    • Franca says:

      I don’t know any teens that look up to reality stars. My sister is 17 and ocasionally watches KUWTK for fun and she thinks they’re all idiots.

    • BooBooLaRue says:

      Testify. Okay, in a moment of weakness I actually watched KUWTK last night. . .omg, such trite, trivial, not entertaining, and yes, dumb people. That is all. *shuffles off in shame*

    • katie says:

      I’m glad my daughter is out of HS now. I know one thing, she would NEVER step foot out the front door of our house wearing *anything* that Marla Hooch has been seen wearing, including this dress. But then again I’ve actually RAISED my daughter, and she wouldn’t wear any of that crap. She has more class and respect for herself and her body.

      • Otaku Fairy says:

        No offense to your daughters, I’m sure they’re good people, but in general, just because a person rejects modesty doesn’t mean they lack respect for body and self any more than accepting modesty means they automatically do. We are all worth so much more as human beings than how much of our bodies and sexualities we choose to keep preserved for a future husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, or lover. Peace.

  3. Dawn says:

    Kylie looks like she is thirty. How sad.

  4. InvaderTak says:

    They both look tweaked. And orange.

  5. Shelley says:

    Kylie…no comment on her. She is a tragedy in the making. How true are those stories about Lucifer training her for the Dubai circuit? *weeps*
    Kendall…..whyyy?..She is beautiful on her own. I blame Lucifer again. I do at least appreciate the fact that she tries to have a career of sorts even though it is mostly because of who she is.

  6. The Eternal Side-Eye says:

    Didn’t Kylie wear a dress just like this before? I feel like I remember some other gold sequined monstrosity on her before.

    As for Kendall…maybe the effect is lost on my small screen but I’m unimpressed. Props on her subtle lip plumping though, apparently she didn’t quite want the balloon effect Kylie has.

  7. Elyse says:

    If Kendall wasn’t so try hard, she’d be pretty. But heaven forbid she attend an event, and not dress trashy. Both girls are way too orange for it to be natural.

  8. Vava says:

    I don’t care for either gown, they are both too attention grabbing on an evening that was intended to highlight their parent. It had to have been a difficult night for both of them, but anyone with a sliver of good taste would have opted for something less revealing and/or glitzy.

  9. savu says:

    Can I decide I hate both looks? If anything, Kendal pulls hers off. I mean, girl does have that model quality. I can see why she keeps getting contracts and jobs.

    • Franca says:

      I don’t see any model quality in Kendall. She does the same boring and vapid expression in all photots. I get someone like Cara D, who at least in pictures looks interesting.

      Out of all the Kardashians and Jenners, Kylie has by far the best body. If she dressed better and stopped with the heavy makeup, she’d be the prettiest out of them, easily.

      • Whatwhatnot says:

        Kylie went through a complete renovation of her figure with implants, fat transfers and but injections. I prefer Kendall who hasn’t seemed to cave into the pressure to inflate herself.

      • Franca says:

        Even if she did, her body still looks the best. I would be fine with it if she wasn’t so young.

        Kendall did fix things on her face, though.

  10. Kingsbury says:

    It’s unnecessarily sexual to call that picture “a picture of their butts”, especially considering that Kylie is a child. It’s a full length shot of their gowns, taken from behind, and she didn’t make any special point of it – she posted several pictures of herself from the event. Caitlyn wasn’t in any of them, though, which is weird.

    • Lynnie says:

      That’s what it was though. Kylie is notorious for posting pictures of herself from strategic angles highlighting their “assets.”

    • Tifygodess says:

      That would be true if it wasn’t for the fact kylie loves to post photos on her Instagram of her butt…her boobs….her lips…..So yes that photos purpose was to show off her a$$. This 17year old has been acting overly sexualized for a long time. Sad.

    • Dawn says:

      We really can’t call Kylie a child anymore when she owns her house and lives with her 26 year old father of one. She quit being a child the day she started getting her butt filled, her lips filled and her new set of boobs. I feel extremely sorry for her because one day she will realize what she threw away to be with that loser TY-GA. Shame on Bruce and Kris for letting her go down this path. They are her parents and could have stopped it all had they wanted to.

  11. Sue says:

    Are there any pictures of what Khloe was wearing?

  12. Sarah says:

    And Kylie changed before the show. That gown was just for the red carpet. LOL! Caitlyn didn’t walk the carpet. She waited to make her grand entrance.

    • word says:

      Isn’t it odd that Bruce always hated the cameras but Caitlyn loves them. She finally has something in common with the Kardashians ! I remember the days when Bruce use to give the paps the middle finger…now she poses for them !

  13. stinky says:

    Somewhere along the way, Kylie morphed into J-Woww.
    It’s not just make-up tricks.
    (and itsvnot a good thing)

  14. Shasta (I'm a man, that's my name) says:

    I truly wish Kendall Jenner wasn’t a thing. She’s so bland in everything she is and does it’s painful.

  15. Robin says:

    Kylie’s dress is better, and looks nice on her, but maybe too much for the occasion. Kendall’s dress is ridiculous. Neither of them looks happy to be there.

  16. lulu1 says:

    Stage 1 – sad eyes

    I think Kylie looks amazing. But both girls have really sad eyes now in almost all their photos.

    Stage 2 – mad lips

    As for the others including Kourtney, the lips and other facial changes are just awful.

    Finally, Stage 3 – insanity

    Kris looks more and more insane recently….

    Is this what’s in store for all of them?

  17. Norman Bates' Mother says:

    Kendall is very pretty but this dress is completely inappropriate – she was there to honor her father and she decided that the dress with more sheer panels than fabric is just perfect for the occasion? That’s the result of their upbringing.

  18. Vvandi says:

    I remember when the Kim K lip was all the rage. Mac stripdown with angel and NARS Turkish delight. Now it’s the Kylie lip.

    I don’t know why Kendall was the one that got a makeup gig.

  19. Naddie says:

    I can’t believe anyone thinks Kylie’s dress is nice. It looks cheap and like a candy papper. I was wondering if she reads what we post.

    • swack says:

      But at least she is covered up. Kendall on the other hand was trying to show as much skin as possible.

  20. Cecizahn says:

    I just hope their dad’s (because Caitlyn is their dad or mom…omg, THIS is the tricky part, please don’t be offended) speech, that was so powerful really help this kids.
    Caitlyn said that beeing in the spotlight gives responsability for the behavior, you have a platform that not all the people have.
    I really hope the this two stop the stupid driving, and vapid lifes their are living.

    • Norman Bates' Mother says:

      I understand the confusion, so to make it clear – Caitlyn identifies as a woman, but remains their dad. She said on Twitter herself that her children can always call her dad. Also, the children were conceived from her (then-Bruce’s) sperm and were raised knowing her as a father figure, and it won’t ever change. Same with her athletic accomplishments – it won’t automatically make her a former women’s decathlon champion (it didn’t even exist back then) or female Olympic gold medalist, because she won her medals as a man.

      • katie says:

        I’m picturing Chandler and Monica in Vegas at the club where Chandlers Dad is host and headlines a drag show. Chandler stuttering when he says. ” d-d-d-dad”. Lmao

  21. CelebSnitchy says:

    Can we please discuss a possible Kylie Pinocchio butt? Has no one else noticed this?

  22. RhoSue says:

    I truly believe that the media is the one with the obsession over these freaks. I’ve yet to meet one person who has actually seen the show. Even fewer I know have ever heard of them. Too bad the media has push their trashy icons onto the rest of us.

  23. angela says:

    They always look so dead in the eyes…

  24. My Two Cents says:

    Ugh neither look great? Kylie’s butt seems to be sticking out further from the side all of a sudden. Kendall looks more natural to me. Kylie looks like a 30 year old which would be great if she was 30! The older girls don’t look that great any more. Even with all the artificial stuff. Like somebody said above the media are the ones pushing them down our throats. They wouldn’t show up anywhere if it was by popular demand.

  25. Otaku Fairy says:

    I don’t care for Kylie’s dress, but I like Kendall’s.

  26. serena says:

    Kendall looks amazing, while Kylie.. too much foundation, the no-lips effect and that turtleneck dress .. nope, not a good choice but so Kimesque.