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Lindsay Lohan is reportedly broke and living on her relatively meager appearance fees, whatever she makes from those leggings and spray tan stuff she endorses, and the cash her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, brings in as an in-demand DJ. She’s admitted that being an unemployed actress is “scary” but continues to blame other people for the fact that she’s not getting work, saying that her “dream… is all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person.” As if she doesn’t convince us of that every time she opens her mouth.
Lohan probably has enough money coming in without getting high-paid acting jobs to keep most people afloat, but she spends most of it on luxury goods and frivolous things. Many people were rolling their eyes when they heard that Lohan had a new Maserati, which could have been leased but was still completely unnecessary. It just seemed to be another example of the 22 year-old living above her means. Except neither Lindsay nor Sam paid for that car. It was supposedly lent to her by a guy who makes adult films. TMZ said it came with no strings attached. Yeah, right:
If you ever thought, “How the hell did Lindsay Lohan pay for that $115,000 Maserati?” — here’s your answer … she didn’t.
The guy crazy enough to trust the exotic ride to a person with more traffic drama than Britney Spears is Dennis DeSantis — a porn king who’s produced such legendary classics as “Origami So Horny” and “Butt Sluts.”
No word on why Dennis lent LiLo the car — but we’re told there’s no XXX catch to drive the ride. And as for the damage Lindsay’s assistant caused to the whip, we’re told Double D isn’t even sweating it — and will let Linz drive the car after it’s been repaired — an estimated $10,000 job.
[From TMZ]
How does Lindsay know this guy and why is he lending her a car worth six figures and letting her keep it even after her assistant dinged it? What does Sam think about Lindsay driving a car from some guy who makes adult films? Is this her next career move? She wouldn’t have to worry about where the money is coming from, although it would slip through her fingers just as quickly and all she’d be left with was a heaping mess of useless designer goods and some footage that she may or may not regret.
I would not be surprised if she did some sort of soft core stuff next and justified it as “art.” This guy Dennis DeSantis is probably hoping for that too.
Photo of Lindsay in the Maserati is from 3/23/09. Credit: Barnsley, Thompsett, PacificCoastNews.com. Other photos are of Lindsay out alone shopping on 3/29/09 and out with Sam on 3/28/09. Credit: Fame Pictures
Written by Celebitchy
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this girl is an addict and she’s going down the same road every addict does.
most of her money wasn’t spent on luxury goods but on drugs. she’s a heavy user, and like every heavy user she’s in denial, a pathological lier, and will excuse any behavior that supporters her addiction – even prostitution. so yeah, she will probably end up in porn… she’s probably already exchanging sexual favors for drugs – like every addict out there that ends up broke trying to keep up with an addiction…. SAD.
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Like Seinfeld says she should end up like everyone in Hollywood – spit out the bottom of the porn industry.
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Regardless of how much of a douche bag she is, it’s really becoming sad to watch her turn into Dana Plato II. I almost venture to say that she doesn’t have a prayer, what with her addictions and her disgusting excuses for parents. I hope I’m wrong.
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obviously she has friends in high places keeping her afloat.
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He’s just priming her for her future in porn. Watch and see.
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If Lindsay had “friends in high places” she would have a job, instead she’s sinking rapidly to the bottom of the barrel. Does she need to drive this car so badly? Now that the world knows it’s not hers she should just give it back.
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Cinderella: I agree.
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Awaiting mispelt twitter from Dinah Lohan on this outrageous slur on her clean-living, multi-talented daughter’s good character…
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45345, well put.
She is completely in denial land…very sad. Just wondering if she had had better role models as parents she could have been successful and maybe still in films. What a waste she is now. And how awful and sickly does she look in this photo…
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I don’t even know what to say… if you are an unemployed actress (which is an oxymoron in its truest form – except if you’ve got Lindsay Lohan attached to the end of it), you should be saving your money and living appropriately. Hell, if you’re unemployed anything! So why is she driving a freaking Maserati? Which happens to be lended by some sleazy porn bloke? My god…
And if her driving record accounts for anything, she’ll be $115,000 less richer pretty soon.
Hopefully she steers clears of trees. And all other moving objects.
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IT’S REALLY FUNNY how many of you standing there ,hitting on her back like she’s the last slot ever ! wonder how you DOING so far in your miserable life,having so much to worry about ,.and then now you even have the time to gossip . Lindsay maybe reaching out to a culminating point on her carrer ,only thing I know ,bring her to the scale as many of you will look at themselves on a mirror , we are not so different from each other .all liars ,adulterers ,fornicators and a promiscuous woman are all the same ,they’re all sinners .
Without an unrepented heart your destinatination will be the same ;Hell .
Seek him while he may be found …
as she need hand to be free,you as well soon or latter will see the need when he maybe too late !
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^^^
Wow…drugs are bad, kids…m’kaaaaaaay??
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It’s news mainly because you help to make it into information. Fox news.com has 6 links to stories similar to this on their main web page, including this one
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