Adam Levine’s marriage is in trouble because he’s still acting like a single guy

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Is “Adam Levine looks constipated” already a meme? If it’s not, it should be. I don’t think I’ve ever noticed it before, but there definitely seems to be some ConstipationFace happening, especially when he stands next to his wife Behati Pinsloo, the winner winner chicken dinner of Which Supermodel Wants to Marry A Douche? Adam and Behati were married last year after a wild courtship that began shortly after his breakup with Anne V and somehow came back “on” after one major breakup and his whirlwind affair with Nina Agdal. It always seemed like Levine and Prinsloo just got engaged on a whim, like they had one really good weekend of reunion sex and thought “Sure, let’s get engaged!” But the wedding did happen and now everything has allegedly gone to hell. Who would have thought?

The honeymoon’s over! After just one year of marriage, Adam Levine and supermodel wife Behati Prinsloo’s relationship is reportedly on the rocks. Ironically, Levine was once quoted saying he’d never get married.

According to new reports, the Maroon 5 front man and the Victoria’s Secret model have recently “hit a rough patch in their marriage.”

On source said: “Adam’s acting like the same playboy he was before they wed, and that’s a problem for his wife. He goes out all the time and hangs out with other models. Recently, Adam had a guys’ night out and Behati found out he was chatting up girls. She was livid and they had a huge fight. It’s a sore spot for her.”

When the couple broke up briefly in 2013, Levine had a short-lived fling with model Nina Agdal before getting back together with – and engaged to – Prinsloo.

“Behati has had trust issues. She never wanted to be that nagging wife, but now she is, constantly calling or texting Adam to see where he’s at. It’s driving him crazy – and pushing him further away.”

With tensions building for months, the couple is rumored to be heading for a full-on break up.

“Adam’s not a bad guy,” the source defended the rocker. “He just loves being with women. But he promised Behati that after they got married things would change – and they haven’t.”

[From Radar]

“She never wanted to be that nagging wife” – then why in the world would she marry Adam Levine? It’s not like she married Mr. Stability McTakesOutTheGarbage. He’s in a successful band, he’s on one of the biggest reality competition shows and he was always a well-known player and womanizer. If only Behati could have possibly known all that when they married, right? So yes, I believe this.

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  1. Stephanie says:

    I would not touch that guy’s dong with a ten foot pole.

    • Dewdrop says:

      +1. Not even if the pole was spraying Lysol like a sprinkler wand.

      • JWQ says:

        Thanks for both pictures! I won’ t be able to think of anything but his bacterial infested dong being sprayed with Lysol for the rest of the day! O__O

        Anyway, agreed!

      • belle de jour says:

        Gah! One of my favorite images ever. Thanks.

      • DrM says:

        KILLING myself laughing at this!!! Had to tell my husband even LOLZ!

    • Dani L. says:

      +2 not even for a million dollars would I go near that thing

      • Stephanie says:

        Not even if he autoclaved it. Twice. Lol. 😂

        Why do women love these douche guys? Because they’re “hot”? WTF?

    • CG says:

      +3. And I’m going to make the same comment on this that I made on the original “Ben Affleck’s boning the nanny” report: Surprising exactly nobody …

    • MonicaQ says:

      Same. They could promise to wipe out my student loans and I’d be like, “Nope. Crippling life time debt > syphilis.”

    • Gea says:

      Seriously, I don’t get his appeal.

      • AG-UK says:

        Me either. he doesn’t do it for me. And that shoe polish beard I can’t take.

      • minx says:

        I don’t either. He is very average looking but seems to be an egomaniac.
        Why would he get married, though? He didn’t have to, he must have really wanted to at the time.

      • elle says:

        Signing here. He makes the most douche-tastic faces when he “sings.”

        Also, earlier in the year, one of the men’s fitness mags did a cover story on him, full of the typical ass-kissery. But at the end the writer reveals that Levine asked him to, “Make me look cool.” (Said no cool person EVER). I took that as the writer’s sole act of rebellion and my heart leapt with joy.

      • speshul says:

        Srsly. The dude cant even ‘sing’ which makes his being on a show called The Voice even funnier. He always sounds like a bleating sheep on record. And his being ‘hot’ has more to do with fronting a successful band and hanging around models like he’s Rod Stewart or something than any actual discernible hotness.

      • EN says:

        I was going to say the same thing. What is it? I heard him singing once on TV and he sounded like a cat skinned alive. And he has “douchebag” written on his forehead.

      • Kosmos says:

        I’ve never understood his appeal either….if he were not part of the band, I don’t think he would stand out. I’m totally not surprised that this marriage isn’t working out. Judging from his relationships, he has issues with women. I do not blame his wife for not being happy with his social life. I can’t blame her at all, but I think she knew his ways already and perhaps he will forever be looking at the next woman. For some men, it’s the conquest, and then it’s kind of over for them. They need constant new female stimulation. Adam somehow strikes me as not being mature enough for marriage.

    • kri says:

      The only way i’d hit it is with a 30 foot pole. And I mean literally hit it.

    • Lara K says:

      not even with 10 full body condoms. he’s so skeezy

    • pikny says:

      why dont he and miranda lambert’s ex just come out of closet

    • pikny says:

      read that as single gay(not that there is anything wrong with that).

  2. MelissaManifesto says:

    Don’t get married if you’re having doubts PRIOR to the wedding. I never felt like they were a married couple whenever I saw their pictures together, I can’t explain it but they just don’t look right.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      Right. Never believe that marriage will change the way someone behaves. It doesn’t.

  3. Elisabeth says:

    I’ve read blinds that mention that he’s dipping his wick everywhere he can.

  4. cr says:

    But, but she was going to be the one to change him!! /snark

  5. INeedANap says:

    Do Nina Agdal and Behati Prinsloo still have to work together? Aren’t they both VS Angels? That must be weird.

    • Kat says:

      Nina’s not an angel, she’s in Sports Illustrated and not VS

      • WinnieCoopersMom says:

        Well I’m sure they still run in the same circles and have to bump into each other here and there. Awkward. Im sure a bunch of Leo’s exes have been in the same boat.

      • Serenity says:

        @ WinnieCoopersMom
        Forget in the same boat, Leo’s models could fill a whole ship! There’s so many of them now, it must no longer be awkward – they might even be all like, let’s start a club.

  6. Karen says:

    “It’s a sore spot for her.” Huh? It’s not like leaving the toilet seat up. I can’t imagine it’s not a sore spot with any partner in a marriage; you know, being upset with a flirting/cheating spouse. Are they really painting her as a nag, because she dared to complain that he’s cheating on her? Great, PR move, sure.

  7. Cheryl says:

    I don’t believe this, she posted a picture with him like 3 days ago. I doubt she will ever want to divorce, if they divorce he’ll be the one deciding to divorce. But now he keeps posting pictures and saying how much he loves her all the time, they’ll last a bit longer.

    • Kitten says:

      I wouldn’t be so quick to believe how people portray their relationship through social media.

      • Ash says:

        Exactly, Kitten.

        When people aren’t ranting and raving about the latest injustice, they post as if their lives are filled with nothing but rainbows and flowers.

        I take everything I read on social media with a block of salt.

  8. Dani L. says:

    Why people find him sexy, I’ll never know. He’s average looking, a jerk, known cheater, and has no talent. Plus he looks like he smells like spicy cologne and cigarettes.

    • nicki says:

      A lot of people who’ve hugged him say he smells really good.

    • QQ says:

      and I’d like to, in an abundance of Caution , Put an BOLO out for his Lips, If someone has seen them on the loose, do report back

  9. ldub says:

    They look like how I imagined Amy and Nick would “act”/look

  10. A says:

    they seem like a cute couple. I hope this isn’t true

  11. Twinkle says:

    I don’t want to sound … well, bitchy … but I wonder why she, out of all the other women he ‘dated’, managed to get the ring? She seems very young (in mindset).

    He’s just a dirty rocker … he’ll never change … yuck just thinking about where he has been.

    • Dash says:

      I’ve wondered this as well…when these rockstar types date a bunch of interchangeable models in their early 20s and then suddenly marry one, was it just that they thought it was time to grow up and get married?

      She won’t leave, she’ll be wanting a kid soon.

      • WinnieCoopersMom says:

        Not sure why these girls want a baby in the middle of an unstable marriage. They break up and the young mom gets stuck with the kid all the time while the dad (rocker/actor) does his thing. Not saying she is mom of the year, but look at Miranda Kerr…that must suck. Mommyhood is never the solution for a rocky marriage.

      • Veronica says:

        Some women do it thinking the child will convince the guy to stay. But with celebrities, I suspect it’s more of a guarantee that your wealthy ex-husband will be paying you child support until he’s eighteen.

    • sandy says:

      There was a line about that in the TV series Sex and the city when Carrie wonders why Mr big got married to some one else and not her. So Miranda says men are like cabs they suddenly decide they want to get married and their light tuns green, whoever (woman) is available at that time they will get married to her

  12. Idina says:

    I think they’re fine. She’s with him everywhere, tour, The Voice taping, they’re actually in Mexico celebrating their anniversary now. I don’t know where these rumours came from but i think is bs, they were spotted just last night. Funny that Jake Gyllenaal, who’s Adam’s friend since they were kids and I never knew that, said to Howard Stern last week that he never taught Adam would get married and now that Adam is married he has hopes for himself to get married one day. He also said that Adam was very happy and Behati is super cool. So I don’t want to believe this, i really like Adam and Behati as a couple.

    • Crumpet says:

      I like them as a couple, I too hope this is not true. I have not followed Adam Levine either before or after his marriage, so I admit I am ignorant of any reputation that he has.

    • Elisa the I. says:

      @Idina: interesting info!
      despite all the STD comments above – they both look totally antiseptic.

      • Ange says:

        I think he’s acting single because his beige bride blends into the wallpaper and he forgets she’s there.

        Seriously, plainest model ever.

    • Snappyfish says:

      I was just about to mention jake’s comments on Howard about how solid their marriage was. It struck me funny as my friends don’t feel the need to bolster my relationships when they talk to others. On another note, wasn’t really a Jake fan but I liked him in this interview.

  13. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    I wish people would stop saying “where he’s at.” That was the most upsetting thing to me in this article. The rest was completely predictable.

  14. Kit says:

    I don’t really get that hairstyle…it’s not working on her. That said, she could do a lot better than him…he seems like such a jerk.

    Leo will probably have an opening pretty soon. Why not apply there?

    • WinnieCoopersMom says:

      She will be too old and used up for him by the time she splits from Adam. He likes them young and fresh.

    • JLo says:

      She is gorgeous, but I cannot understand the center part, tightly pulled back hair, and accentuating her big ears. Not an attractive look for her at all.

  15. Insomniac says:

    That’s a typo. It should read “He left a sore spot on her”

  16. Felice. says:

    Water is wet.

  17. Samtha says:

    “Shocking!” said no one ever.

  18. Franca says:

    She’s my favourite VS model, she’s the only one who has charisma AND seems smart. I like them together.

  19. Naddie says:

    Adam Levine cheating? Don’t tell me. No sympathy for her. And if she was the one cheating, I would feel even less sympathetic for him.

  20. kri says:

    Damn. Blake is free now. Those two will be the Batman and Robin of STDs. How anyone would want either of them is so beyond me. Cannot bear the thought of it. And what woman in their right mind would believe that Adam Levine would ever be faithful? She must be as stupid as a stump.

  21. AlmondJoy says:

    Kaiser, this write up is gold 😂😂😂 I stopped breathing at “winner winner chicken dinner” and laid down in my casket at Mr Stability McTakesOutTheGarbage

  22. Kate says:

    He’s acting like an unmarried playboy, spending time with other models and “chatting up” girls, but it’s she who’s totally driving him away with her “nagging,” you guys. Poor Adam.

  23. j.eyre says:

    Ohmygosh – have you seen who did marry Mr. Stability McTakesOutTheGarbage? I’ve heard she’s a real b!tch.

    • Kitten says:

      Noooooo. Mr. Stability McTakesOutTheGarbage is off the market?

      Boo. I guess I’m stuck with his brother, Mr. McReplacesTheToiletPaper.
      Dude’s a one-trick pony 🙁

  24. Bread and Circuses says:

    Oh, don’t even bother fighting with him, girl.

    Get a P.I., get the goods on what he’s doing, get a divorce, and get that money. You’re still young and gorgeous, and he will be only a small bump in the road of your life. Cut and run. That dog is not worth it.

  25. Saks says:

    I like Behati, she seems nice and I was surprised when they got married, anyway I think this is possible.

    Also, “rocker”? Maroon 5 is a pop band no matter how many tattoos he has o how badass he thinks he is…

  26. Sarah says:

    He is such a squinty dbag. Back in the old days of Fametracker, there was a glorious thread on him circa the video for “She Will Be Loved” and his cocky behavior even way back when. Back when he was rolling around in a bed with his girlfriend at the time (on the video set) and bragging about their sex life. I don’t get his appeal whatsoever.

  27. Tiffany says:

    So she was the rebound from Anne V, then she got cheated on/ or dumped for Nina. Then when that ended the douche returned to you because GF #1 moved on from the breakup and was attempting to upstage or throw it in her face.

    Did she not have friends or loved ones tell her to, you know, maybe take a knee and think about this one.

    She is going be embarrassed and it is going to be so public. Not if, when.

  28. Veronica says:

    I am not surprised by rumors that he’s out screwing around. What would surprise me is if there hadn’t been an agreement from the start of the marriage that it was going to be open relationship, which is why I think this is BS.

    (Either way, I think she still benefitted from the marriage. I consider her one of the more generic looking models in the business – do we think she would have been as easy to name if she hasn’t married Levine?)

  29. Rockin Robin says:

    DUHHHHHH!!!!

  30. Sue says:

    I will never understand what he saw in her. Total rebound from Anne V who he was crazy in love with.