Amal Clooney in gold Vionnet at Ibiza Casamigos Tequila launch: showgirl-sexy?

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I already covered the photos of George and Amal Clooney out to dinner in Ibiza on Saturday night – go here to see. These photos are from Sunday night, also in Ibiza, at the “official launch of Casamigos Tequila” at the Ushuaia Ibiza Beach Hotel. The Clooneys were joined by Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford, of course. The guest list for this launch included Mario Testino, Avicii (who was the DJ), James Blunt and makeup artist Charlotte Tilbury (Tilbury did Amal’s makeup on her wedding day).

As for Amal’s look… the gold dress is Vionnet. I guess Amal wanted to make sure that everyone knows she’s not a one-designer gal, especially if that designer is John Galliano or Stella McCartney. The Vionnet dress is cute and occasion-appropriate and it sort of reminds me of the fact that George likes his ladies to look a bit like showgirls. Like, he enjoys some Vegas glamour. I also think he asked Amal to get breast implants, because her tatas are certainly “sitting up” in a different way. Amal’s heels are either Dior or Jimmy Choo (different sites are going with different IDs)… I kind of think they’re Dior.

We’re coming up on Amal and George’s first wedding anniversary. Do you think we’ll get a pregnancy announcement in the months to come? I think we might. I’m not sure if she’s got a small bump now or if the dress just has some weird folds in the midsection.

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  1. Samtha says:

    Am I hallucinating or can you see her underwear through that dress?

    I think she looks good. Her hair, per usual, looks fantastic.

    • Starrywonder says:

      I like it too. I do not think she had breast implants.

      • Sabrine says:

        Implants? No. She’s too small. Nobody gets implants in an A cup.

      • TrixC says:

        There’s no way she’s an A cup, I’ve thought she had implants for a while because they’ve always seemed big for her frame and sort of rigid looking.

      • Hally says:

        Nicole Kidman, Gwenyth, and kate Hudson all have smallish implants. So does Taylor swift. Not many people who want to be taken seriously go for the larger implants anymore.

      • raincoaster says:

        I think she just taped them in place. They use gaffer’s tape (Don’t use duct tape unless you pre-test it on a towel so it gets a protective layer of lint). I’ve done it and it works well with A-C but once you get farther down the alphabet it becomes more complex engineering.

    • LadyMTL says:

      I think you can…I didn’t notice it at first but yeah, it looks like the fabric is sort of sheer. If it’s not her underwear then it’s the weirdest shadows ever.

      I don’t hate the look overall but it seems a tiny bit too “look at me, I’m in a gold dress!” flashy, at least for my tastes.

      • Sabrine says:

        She looks lovely, such a nice smile too.

      • Selena Castle says:

        Why on earth would you wear white knickers with this dress, right? First thing I noticed. That is one dress where I would definitely go for that piece of string. Mind you in my case it would have to be industrial sized rope 🙂

    • Caitlin Bruce says:

      Yeah you can totally see her white knickers. But it’s fine because she’s a human rights lawyer so it’s still classy 😳😳😳😳😳

    • Jules says:

      I can see her underware and I believe she has implants. And why so overdressed?

    • NYer says:

      All that money and she can’t get a pair of nude panties?

      • Christin says:

        And yet she supposedly has special lighting and mirrors to check her appearance.

      • Chrissy says:

        No kidding! I’m no fashion icon and even i know that! I guess she wanted someone to talk about her. It worked.

    • SideEye Sally says:

      I agree – she needed nude underwear…and she has breast implants.

    • Jib says:

      I think the dress is WAY too young for her and way too “showgirl” for such a serious “human rights lawyer.” (Haha!!!)

      Of course, women can wear whatever they want, but generally, serious attorneys close to 40 years old don’t dress like Vegas showgirls.

    • Dottie Goldfinger says:

      She looks like a mousy office chick with a hooker role play fantasy. You know the type.

  2. Lilacflowers says:

    They are not dressed for the same event and if he expected her to get all dolled up for the occasion, while just pulling on what my dad would wear to mow the lawn, he’s insulting her.

    • MG says:

      +1

      But if you look at the group, Amal is the one that stands out. Rande, Cindy and George all have the same vibe.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      Right? Could he at least shave? They look ridiculous together – he’s staying home eating a pbj sandwich and she’s going to nightclub.

    • littlemissnaughty says:

      Exactly. She looks great but George … George is wearing TERRIBLE jeans and I’m sorry but at this point in his life, if he wants to still be considered hot, he needs to pay more attention to his clothes. If he doesn’t care, fine. Then the outfit is spot-on.

    • frisbee says:

      Says a lot about the power dynamic in the relationship he wants to project. Regardless of her education, achievements and potential, she’s an accessory to his so much more important life.

      • nicole says:

        I thought the dress was Versace, but its not. Its a look at me dress, so tryhard, and not classy at all, particularly when your white pants are showing. She so wants to be the big star and centre of attention, shes not one bit classy or elegant, she is tacky like her sister and mother, there all alike that clan. As for George he looks like an old prune, hes gross looking now, I bet he stinks of alcohal, yuck.

      • Birdix says:

        Agreed. I was trying to figure out why this was depressing. The fake face smudging photo and the shilling of tequila in the flashy gold dress–eek.

    • meme says:

      I will never understand why women get all dressed up and their men look like slobs. That dress is tacky tacky tacky and seeing her white undies is such a rookie mistake. And SHE is VF’s most stylish woman in the world?

    • vauvert says:

      I don’t know… we just came home from dinner at a super hot restaurant/club (in Europe). Hubby wore a polo shirt and fitted jeans, I was in a dress. All the couples around us were dressed similarly, most men in jeans with an open neck shirt, a few in slacks with an open neck shirt and most wearing some jewelry. (My fashion plate relative who wears custom made Italian suits wore red Todd’s with a matching belt which I thought was way too.. ostentatious and he called me boring and old school.)

      With a gold dress like that (I had a similar thing in my twenties, would not dare to wear it now) what should George wear? To me this is clubbing fashion for adults – but I don’t consider myself a fashionista anymore 🙂

      That being said, love her hair and dress but I would have chosen strappy sandals for the weather/dress/event, not those clunks.

      And seriously what is going on with Cindy, that outfit is so awful.

  3. MaggieGrace says:

    Too, too much. She is really unappealing, to me. Grotesque in a way.

    • nicole says:

      Shes a wannabe tryhard, no class or style.

    • emmet says:

      The clothes wear her.

      The 2nd nose job and makeup look good.
      (she looks to have had one before they got married and another one since – check the photos)

      • Suzanne says:

        Ya know…I scanned all these comments JUST because the first thing that hit me was her nose looked very different. Like the tip that went down before…is now gone. More pinched. And yes, cheekbones look different too. Definitely a different look. Not so vanish. I wanted to see if ANYONE else noticed and commented on a nose job. Sure enough…Emmet, you saw what I saw. They said in the early tabloids that she’s had a nose job and teeth work done…and there were pics on the internet to verify that is true. NOW I’d like to see a side by side of her profile…before wedding and after. THAT could explain why she hasn’t been papped in a good long while….after she’d been in the headlines about every week there for a while. NOW it’s making sense why they’ve been absent. Had two black eyes to get rid of.

      • boredblond says:

        Suzanne..blind items hinted she had second nose and boobs done in L.A. before their Christmas mex trip. From a couple years ago.. https://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1370/700/original.jpg

      • Dari says:

        Thank you so much. I’ve been saying her face looks different. Yes plastic surgery all the way. She is too old for that dress, not dressed appropriately for this event yet again!!!

    • LeAnn Stinks says:

      Her face looks like she sucked on a lemon. Why am I not surprised she had two nose jobs? The most superficial “human rights” lawyer I have ever seen.

  4. Saywhatwhen says:

    Stripper-Chic.

    There is a way to display lovely legs. Hers are lovely and yet…

    Hair and make-up on point, though.

    • Lara K says:

      Nope she always looks like she needs to pee.

      • Belle Epoch says:

        She DOES look like she needs to pee! What’s with that? The dress is also hiked up right in the middle, almost to her hoo-ha. Exhibitionist.

        Cindy Crawford is kind of dialing it in. Her dress is awful and she looks awkward in those shoes. What happened?

    • Reeely?? says:

      In my day I didn’t care about “an occasion”. If I wanted to wear a tiny dress with my big hair-i did exactly that and confidence was my only accessory. Her body looks hot, she’s sex on a platter and looks great

    • Joy says:

      If I had her legs I’d probably wear short skirts too but not that short. I’d be in fear of flashing my no no parts. Also those shoes are terrible and don’t go with that dress.

    • WinnieCoopersMom says:

      Agree. Great legs, hair and makeup. Awkward dress..and wtf is she doing with her legs in the top pic? Very awkward. Amal, you are not a gangly jr high girl putting on her uniform skirt for the first time. Please dont bow your legs inward like that!! Ugh what the hell

    • Pandy says:

      Legs are a bit thin to me, as she is. I thought the dress looked like his typical thing – wrestler/hostess/waitress chic. It feels very showmance to me. Cindy should step it up a bit – but maybe this is a subtle dig at Amal?

  5. Granger says:

    What is going on with Cindy Crawford’s left leg in that bottom photo? Is it just me, or does it look really strange?

    • dontgiveuptheship says:

      Yes! Noticed that too. Looks like a tree trunk.

      • Jayna says:

        It’s the shoes. The high strap is unflattering to her leg and ankle. A side shot they look better. But face on, I’m not fond of that kind of shoe on many women’s legs.

      • WinnieCoopersMom says:

        Yeah, looks like cankles.

    • Embee says:

      I think part of it is that Cindy is really fit. She has developed her soleus over years of training and so she doesn’t have that pin-thin lower calf that Amal has.

  6. Caitlin Bruce says:

    I just don’t understand this marriage is it real or fake because it’s giving me major Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise vibes. They are trying way to hard to show us how “in love” they are.

    • Don't kill me I'm French says:

      +1
      Maybe just a RP stunt to sell his tequila

    • Gea says:

      Yes, you are right. And her dress, om no comment.

    • Gea says:

      Yes, very much Cruz/Holmes over the top in love display. As for Amal dress, om…no comment.

    • kibbles says:

      I kept thinking that this must be the common icky feeling I get when I see a young woman with a much older man, but there is something more to this relationship that I couldn’t put my finger on until now. Yes, now I can see it. Amal and George definitely have strong similarities to Kate and Tom in the early days of their relationship before she looked absolutely miserable. And we all know how that ended.

    • nicole says:

      Its a major publicity stunt, on Lainey gossip she said they told the press on Friday about this, so they would get lots of media attention. Theres a photo of George and her kissing eachother on the nose, and she says there was a photograper only 3 feet away! This marriage is the biggest scam ever, and I cant beleive people still buy it.

      • boredblond says:

        Even in his little Kentucky town, they had to ask someone to take their picture..her job is to pimp clothes for anyone who offers them,,period. The Kloony show is one long sales pitch.

    • Reb says:

      @Caitlin Bruce They review public sentiment and adjust their behaviour accordingly. Lately the blog comments have said a lot about their “fake/sham” marriage, so here we go with the PDA photos. These two are obsessed with their public image. It’s so obvious how they adjust their behaviour accordingly and how George has to rebut what people are saying about them in his interviews (e.g., she does not have a stylist, her dress sense is eccentric, etc etc).

  7. tracking says:

    Why are they so mismatched? She’s way overdressed (and even if she looks good, a little on the hoochie side), he’s way underdressed. Rande and Cindy ftw.

  8. Lucy2 says:

    Way overdressed compared to everyone else.

  9. Don't kill me I'm French says:

    The husbands go to the bowling whereas the wifes go to a Hollywood party.Amal even must go to Playboy party

  10. GlimmerBunny says:

    She looks very pretty but a bit tacky – appropriate for a tequila event. I doubt she’s pregnant though, she looks very thin to me.

  11. Jas says:

    She’s looking much healthier, she’s gained a bit of weight, it really suits her.

    • Has she? I always thought she needed to put on about 10 pounds to look her best. those legs are still a bit scrawny for me. I would let her borrow my dumbbells so that she could do some squats and build a little more muscle on those legs. I think THEN she would have the amazing legs that everyone keeps saying she has. Right now, she has these pointy knees that look like they hurt.

      • Tessy says:

        I know, she could slice somebody with those knees. Not to mention her elbows, I learned the hard way to stay away from elbows like that on the dance floor.

      • Jas says:

        She’s definitely gained about ten pounds already, she was frighteningly frail a few months ago, it was painful to look at her she was so emaciated. Now she looks nice, she could do with a few more pounds and some real strength training to build her up but she looks so much healthier than she was.

  12. Kiddo says:

    And George is still wearing the same exact outfit as in the photos with the sundress.

  13. KikiGee says:

    …’ it sort of reminds me of the fact that George likes his ladies to look a bit like showgirls’; he seems to also favor quite masculine features.
    She’s got great legs, very glam, but, I’m sorry; all I see when I look at this woman is someone who looks badly undernourished. She is much smaller than she used to be so she’s either under-eating or over-exercising. That photo where he has his hands on her hips? She has no muscular structure at all. Not healthy.

  14. lowercaselois says:

    Amal’s problem with her outfits is that she tries too hard. She is neither sophisticated, unique or timeless. She is dressed to go disco dancing, not a launch party for a liquor brand. I don’t like the folds in the dress, it doesn’t fall right on her, looks peculiar.

    • crtb says:

      I think this dress is too young for her, too short, she is too thin for it and she looks over dressed. She comes across as always trying too hard and hasn’t found “her own style”. She always looks like she wears whatever clothes designers send her for free rather than picking out what she looks comfortable wearing. When she does pick out her own clothes, they are always too ingénue or young for a woman who is supposed to look sophisticated. She should ask Kerry Washington for advice.

    • Sandy says:

      Don’t tell me these two people got dressed in the same house, much less the same room!

  15. Jayna says:

    It’s fun, type party event, so she looks nice. I wouldn’t wear it, but it’s flattering on her.

    Cindy looks really beautiful, but when I look at the photos up close of that dress it just comes across cheap. I know it isn’t. But I swear it looks cheap, not well made.

    • Jayna says:

      The Daily Mail has more photos of Cindy’s dress up close and is what I was basing my observation on. Farther away, like the photos above, it looks nice on Cindy.

  16. seesittellsit says:

    I think she looks awful, cheap and, er, hungry for attention. And she should learn how to turn her feet and legs out properly. The two of them give me the creeps.

  17. menlisa says:

    Her make up is on point!
    She looks pretty!

  18. Jayna says:

    I forgot to add, George is looking more fit and healthy. He’s standing straighter and doesn’t look he’s in pain like he did for a while. Staying at Lake Como in the summer always does him good. It would me, too.

  19. AntiSocialButterfly says:

    Too shiny, too weirdly draped after nice neckline drape… and pumps?? Yeesh, am I the only one who thinks pumps are a HUUUUGE fashion faux pas with this getup?

    Clooney’s Crawford substitute disappoints.

    • I agree. I was considering giving this dress a pass (she looks good in gold), but there are too many things that bug me. Definitely too short. Material is really thin and that makes it seem cheap. I HATE that the dress seems to only be gold on the front. If you look at some of he pics, it has a plain black back…like some of those “sequinned” things you find in high street shops where the manufacturer only sequins the front to keep costs down. And those shoes are WAY too heavy to be worn with that dress, unbalance the look, and oddly draw attention to her skinny, pointy knees. However, from the bustline up, she looks fantastic.

  20. kibbles says:

    There are many adjectives that can be used to describe Amal: tall, thin, accomplished, sophisticated, clever, lanky, try hard. Sexy is not one of them. Cindy Crawford looks sexy. Amal wears thousand dollar designer clothes and often looks tacky in them. This is one of those times. This is what happens when a woman marries a much older sugar daddy. He wears comfortable clothes and expects his girl to wear something like…that. The bottom pic is a joke. She looks like a showgirl standing next to him. Whatever. She knows what she is doing and is enjoying the the fame, fortune, and this entire arrangement.

  21. db says:

    She looks good. I like the dress on Amal, the shoes seem wrong though, I feel like something strappy and high heel would have better. And no to seeing the striped panties. Also, cannot stand this trend of men dressing super casual and women all dolled up.

  22. JudyK says:

    Wish her dress were about 2″ longer, but, other than that, I think she looks great, and they look in love and happy together.

  23. The Original G says:

    I miss seeing men in jeans and a crisp white shirt more often…….but not mom jeans please.

    • Jess says:

      Exactly! Those are the WORST jeans – too big, shapeless, baggy. Look like something I’d see on someone in line at Disney.

  24. Lizzieb says:

    Why does he get away with jeans and she has to wear that?

  25. MediaMaven says:

    I wonder what the dynamic between Cindy and Amal is like………we know that the two boys “get along”. 🙂

  26. Neah23 says:

    That gold dress is not only ugly and it looks like she got it from Forever21 or Deb. Not to mention the the fact that you can see her white underwear is is just tacky.

  27. Nayru says:

    She looks like she put on a few pounds and it makes a world of difference in how sickly she had looked most recently. I agree the dress should be longer, she looks silly standing knockkneed and pigeon toed, lastly the drape in the front looks like she got her dress caught in her underwear on the way from the bathroom.

  28. Jaded says:

    Las Vegas cocktail waitress. He must be missing Sarah Larson.

  29. nicegirl says:

    A real unicorn, LOL

  30. thaisajs says:

    These photos make me want to force feed her a sandwich.

  31. FingerBinger says:

    The dress is unflattering. Her shoulders are scary.

  32. InvaderTak says:

    I think cocktail shorts (as much as I hate them) and convert the gold thing to a top would work for the event. George is in jeans for cripes sakes.

  33. siri says:

    Priscilla, Queen of the Desert comes to mind…over-accentuating the feminine moves. The dress is disco attire, and it’s Ibiza, so it’s ok, I guess. The idea is to have Amal front and center, so George obviously doesn’t think he needs to make any effort. She’s his accessory, and she acts like it. Posing with that coy look of hers…no, they can’t convince me of anything. I also noticed there are no pics with only her and Cindy from the very beginning…wonder how they get along.

  34. CityGirl says:

    She needs a Burger, STAT!

  35. teacakes says:

    Sure the dress could use a lining, but I LOVE disco and the style that went with it. And slinky gold dress sounds like perfection in my book.

    Though after seeing that it’s by Vionnet, I am not surprised it looks like a bit of a hot mess and is lacking something as obvious as a lining when it’s made of partly sheer fabric. The Vionnet owner/chief designer is a bit on the tacky side herself, typical ‘former USSR oil money’ playing at being a creative with zero previous dressmaking knowledge or skills. Makes you feel bad for people like McQueen who toiled away for years as tailors and costumers before even getting their hands on enough money for a catwalk show.

  36. SideEye Sally says:

    Someone should have told Amal – before they left the villa – that her underwear was visible through the dress. Perhaps a bit of “the emperor’s new clothes”?

  37. WinnieCoopersMom says:

    Neither of the dresses are flattering at all. Come on, you are Cindy freaking Crawford! Amal doesnt know any better but you should know better. Randy needs to get rid of the chain necklace. and George’s mom jeans..WTF?! And his shoes! Ugh. This whole group should have had stylists on hand before the event. This is just BAD BAD BAD.

  38. Sos101 says:

    Baby giraffe learning to walk, anyone?

  39. Nibbi says:

    i think vionnet is a really historic, classic fashion house, non? unless i’m mistaken… but if it’s the case, they, er, have slid waaaay down-market, bc, ew, they could have at least bothered with a liner for the skirt…
    also does anyone else notice HOW MUCH they look alike? they say couples start to resemble each other, but these guys haven’t been together very long; it’s sort of incredible. in some of the pics where they’re facing the same direction, you can see that the arch of their brows is identical, their noses have a similar angle, and their chins are perfectly-matching his-and-hers squared-off versions of each other. it’s fascinating.

    • teacakes says:

      Vionnet WAS a classic, historic fashion house….. as long as Madame Vionnet was at the helm.

      Now it’s like any other house whose founding name s dead and the licence passed to someone with more money than sense. (try googling Goga Ashkenazi and read an interview with her, if you want a picture of just how far they have fallen)

      • Nibbi says:

        Thanks for that! I had no idea …
        I read this article http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/02/goga-ashkenazi-vionnet.html
        which was interesting and well-written…
        I, er, see what you mean. The part about weaving multicolored strips of dyed fur from different animals into plaid , well, I guess it is sort of a shock to me and a huge departure from what I had understood as Madame Vionnet’s ethos.

  40. Nibbi says:

    something nice: her legs are amazing.

  41. Bread and Circuses says:

    I don’t like the dress particularly, but wow, is Amal ever a beautiful human being. (I’m still more impressed by her brains, though. 🙂 Pity she’s liking the attention so much, though; I do find that a bit off-putting.)

    • nicole says:

      Can you imagine someone like Grace kelly , Audrey Hepburn, Carolyn Bessett or Jackie Kennedy wearing a dress like this, I am only mentioning these womens name because the media would have us beleive that Amal is like these women in terms of style icons. Amal is in the league of vegas showgirls, Katie Price and the Kardashians. She should never be compared to those classy women,I mentioned above , she is trashy and this dress proves it, along with showing your knickers underneath.

      • Jayna says:

        No, Carolyn liked more muted neutral tones and always classic, tailored looks. Amal likes brighter, flashier outfits. She can mix it up with classic looks, but even then, usually with more color, but not always. George said she’s quirky, and she is.

        Now, Carolyn, perfection.

        http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/09/article-2112717-1219F615000005DC-945_233x555.jpg

      • Thick of it says:

        @ nicole

        I agree. Gold dress is a bit vegas show girl.
        Though that was some sort of show event e.g. a Tequila launch so maybe that is a fit. She did get pictured and the media dutifully reported about George’s new Tequila. So I put this one down to marketing.

        @ Jayna
        Caroly B. could only get away with showing so much decolleté because a) she didn’t have much of a balcony and certainly nothing that would wriggle without a bra and b) she worked in the fashion industry where an acceptable business outfit can be a bit more risqué. Otherwise I have seen ladies of the night covering up more.
        I am not a fan of that particular outfit though admittedly Carolyn was very stylish.

  42. Tacos and TV says:

    I do not like how she dresses.

  43. karen2 says:

    …I am loving this post…she looks stunning & everything everyone else is saying is also true….crazy crazy La La land (even in Spain.)

    • Ysohawt1 says:

      She looks like a tacky Las Vegas Escort! I just find her unattractive, cheap looking and pigeon toed needs a few burgers.
      George must be missing his Vegas days! Amal is just Becoming like the previous contracts, escorting George at events, posing for photos.

  44. Kaye says:

    She is way too scrawny and arch looking to be attractive, IMO.

  45. Jonathan says:

    I like the gold clutch but why did she bring her other handbag, the old leather one?

    Oh, it’s George.

  46. Bella2 says:

    Someone needs to send a memo to her…pigeon toe is NOT sexy. Stop it!

  47. Debutante says:

    That dress is sooo TACKY !!

    YES, she’s had boob implants.
    YEs, Shes had a SECOND NOSE JOB. She’s getting cheaper by yhe day.

    George is turning her into one of his cocktail waitresses.

  48. TheOriginalMe says:

    Here’s what I see: an imbalance in couple dynamic. While she is expected to glitter, he can dial it in with jeans. (And contrary to what a poster said… I lived in Europe for many years and the places I frequented, even tacky Ibiza… both the men and women dressed up.) Whereas with Rande and Cindy, regardless of whether you like their styles or not, it’s clear that she expects him to make an effort too. I see parity, equality. My guess is that George is content with a trophy and Amal is just not that into him. I also don’t care what my wealthy uncle is wearing as long as he’s picking up the tab.

    • Cassie says:

      Theorginalme.

      I am European and I agree with you, both men and women dress up when they go out together.

      The Gerbers looks like a real couple.

      George looks like an old man with his arm candy and Amal is not that into him, so she doesn’t care what he wears. I wonder how long she will stay with him?

  49. Margot says:

    Cindy Crawford looks flawlessly elegant, sexy, and intelligent, on her own and beautifully so with her husband.
    Yes, there is major undergarment show beneath gold glitter (full frontal in one of the images).
    I always found it a little insulting the way the press quoted George Clooney’s whole “I’m marrying up…” thing – as if there were no other intelligent, amazing women in his sphere – they always were there.

  50. Robin says:

    Just when you thought she couldn’t look any more ridiculous…

  51. rudy says:

    Amal looks like a bobble head doll in drag.

  52. Miran says:

    I’m getting really tired of the ‘but she’s a serious human rights lawyer!’ Like she has to wear a suit every single moment of her life. Give it a rest.

  53. Nimbolicious says:

    I’m sorry but she just looks a strange combo of snotty, awkward and self-aggrandized. Neither attractive nor impressive. And she always seems to have some sort of wack wardrobe malfunction going on. More mule than unicorn, IMHO.

  54. Reb says:

    Poor Amal. She reminds me of the drunk guy at the party who’s telling his 354th joke, thinking he’s the wittiest guy in the room, and meanwhile everyone’s ready to go home. How annoying and smug is she? And this wardrobe malfunction is really awful. It also proves she doesn’t have a full-time stylist.

  55. Adaven says:

    I had a dress similar to that gold lame dress which I wore in the 90’s, but it was silver instead. I always thought I looked both sexy and classy in it when I went out at night for drinks and dancing. I heard someone’s take that She looks a little like an Oscar statue — a very sexy Oscar indeed… And oh, that comment about her leather handbag hanging next to her!!? I think I’ll have ANOTHER Margarita.

    • Reb says:

      Oscar statues don’t feature see-through dresses or flash white panties.

      • Adaven says:

        I don’t believe Marilyn Monroe expected her skirt to blow up and show her undies either, but it did. Now they make statues of it!

      • Reb says:

        There’s a difference between spontaneous pop iconic moments and preventable, embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions.

      • Adaven says:

        Oh, there are very few women who haven’t had an embarrassing wardrobe slip, preventable or not. 🙂

  56. Sarah says:

    Taylor Swift and Gwen Stefani called, they want their astonishing ability to try hard back. Oh, and Gwen Stefani told me to say that you’ve become a hollaback girl.

    I was being facetious, tbh, I think the dress is wearing her. She’s mastered the art of trying too damn hard and manages to look basic without trying.