Amber Heard Depp and Johnny Depp are in Venice for his and her films, both of which are receiving some excellent reviews. Johnny’s Black Mass may reboot his career at the box office and with critics. I’m still not sure why he had to joke about eating his dogs while promoting the film, but oh, that Johnny. Always such a wacky outcast.
Now it’s Amber’s time to shine, and she looks so much better at this premiere than last time. Not only does is her dress gorgeous, but her makeup looks incredible. Her Black Mass look was straight-up tired. She wore a drab Stella McCartney dress and seemed exhausted. Maybe that was the plan? Don’t tear attention from your man at his event, and then turn it back on when the time is right. Unfortunately, Johnny’s shoes are tearing attention away from both his serious Dior Homme suit and Amber’s entire ensemble.
Amber’s dress here is Alexander McQueen, and she looks stunning in it. The dress is a little too ruffly and lampshadey for my usual tastes, but she pulls it off. Amber does have a presence on the red carpet, even if that doesn’t always translate when she’s on screen. She and Johnny kissed on the red carpet, and he was smoking up a storm. I don’t know why he couldn’t wait until leaving the red carpet to light up. He’s practically blowing smoke in people’s faces, which is so rude, but Amber’s gotta be used to it. Maybe the nicotine urge was that strong, but it feels like he’s still trying to look like a rebel.
Photos courtesy of WENN
Johnny has gone Full Brando.
Yeah..but Brando had Charisma. Johnny now looks like the embalmed version of a scared Edward Scissors’ hands.
Oh please, Johnny oozes charisma.
No Jasmine. Johnny just looks to ooze 3 day old body sweat mixed with the sweet scent of stale cigars and mothballs.
Don’t use the word ooze to describe him… vomit.
Agreed paola he oozes greasy alcohol bloated douche bagness.
Nope. He oozes charisma, talent, humility, and everyone who has met him says he smells amazing.
Lol Johnny is still hot IMO, even w a bit of puffiness.
Amber is stunning, IMO, Gorgeous lady.
yeah I agree her beauty is hard to deny even if her acting is mediocre
Amber looks gorgeous…great dress, great shoes (but how does anyone walk in 7″ stilts).
WTH kind of shoes is JP wearing…platforms for men?
I noticed him wearing huge-ass shoes in another event too. Weird. . I can’t understand what’s going on with that heavy makeup he is wearing- he looks like a wax figure.
I’m sorry, but he looks absolutely awful to me. I know that is unkind but he looks unhealthy and it’s not because of his weight. He has a very odd looking bloat that screams heart attack. He looks very unwell,unhappy and agitated.
I’m sure he is surrounded by “yes” people.. but I hope there is someone begging him to get whatever help he needs.
Johnny Depp is actually pretty short. He’s wearing shoes that make him look taller next to his wife in her sky high heels.
7″ stilts = nice gastrocnemius.
As much as was really sad to see what Brando did to himself with food that man was always aware of world issues and humanitarian situations
Johnny could not even apologise for endangering the Australian Wildlife with his stupid dog stunt…..
I also was sad for Brando’s demise physically but he never lost his talent…As someone has said recently it seems Johnny seems to need to dress up and can’t be himself physically…
I think his addictions are taking a toll.
So we are forgetting about Johnny’s humanitarian and charitable work and hospital visits now? He is an intelligent man who is actually very socially aware.
All Johnny did was strike back at Barnaby Joyce for disrespecting him publicly. He did not really address that whole thing. Watch the video. Why should he apologize to anyone? Didn’t they get the dogs out immediately? It’s not his fault they made a huge deal out it just for publicity.
Johnny is as incredibly talented as ever, Black Mass, which he is getting raves for, just proves that.
And he is always himself, you would know this if you watched interviews with him.
Jasmine, showing up to a hospital is not being a humanitarian. His interviews over the years prove that he is a phony lying hypocrite. Isn’t this the same guy who complained about having to kiss Keira Knightley because she was so young? He married someone even younger. He should apologize for breaking the law that could have endangered the lives of millions of people.
Amy, spending hours at a sick children’s hospitals and making theirs lives is being an amazing human being. How exactly is he a “phony lying hypocrite” ? He said that it was awkward to kiss Keira at the time because she was 17/8, Amber is almost 30..
He is not even the one who brought the dogs in, they are Amber’s dogs and that’s why she’s the one going to court.
Oh Jasmine or should I say Willy Billy? Showing up to a children’s hospital once every 5 years doesn’t make you a humanitarian. Keira was 20/21 when they filmed and Amber was 22/23 when they cheated on their partners in 2009. Do you know what a hypocrite is? A person who says one thing but their actions are different. That’s Johnny Depp. It’s finally being shown that he is one of the fakest people ever in Hollywood.
Jasmine, any G-listed celeb worth their salt does children’s hospital visits. Big deal. I have never once heard of him doing anything remotely humanitarian. Get back to me when he helps build a well with his hands in a war impoverished country or advocates for refugees.
RainbowBrite, but what are YOU doing to make the world a better place? At least he does charity, visits sick children’s hospitals, is always very sweet and generous to fans, etc.
hahahahahahaha oh my, I came here to say he is oficially fat, but you said it much better! and I wouldn’t care about the weight gain if he wasn’t trying to pretend he is the same as he was 30years ago…
How exactly is he pretending he is the same as 30 years ago? He refers to himself as an old man..
LOL! That’s the best description of what Depp looks like now.
He looks like an embalmed 2 day old corpse.
I feel like he looks a *little* bit less like a corpse than he did at the Black Mass premiere, but it’s still bad. Just when I thought things were starting to improve. You can see the glass in his eyes from a mile away. Of course Amber is gorgeous, but I can’t forgive her for that ridiculous, ear-nibbling show she put on at the Mass premiere quite yet. Her personality always dims her beauty, for me.
He def looks like the debalming fluid debloated him a bit in these pics.
That’s right.His hair has been washed and suitably died. He looks younger and fitter than the previous night. The outfit is fine and the platform shoes are clean and shiny. Definitely less preposterously tall and dusty than the ones worn at his film’s première.
You can clearly see the hair has been dyed. I think he should cut it short and wash it more often. Some grey hair would do him good.
Mmm, Paola, thank you for the mental image of a still-hot, salt-and-pepper Johnny. I needed it to distract me from the walking dead up here.
He could completely rock the silver fox
Sorry to say this but he looks like Amber’s pervy uncle.
And what the hell… his teeth?? Can’t he spend some money on a dentist rather than on scarves and horrible rings??
Admit it, you totally want to kiss him. With tongue.
I can’t take the picture i sent you off my mind. I don’t know how she shags THAT.
I know you have it blown up an taped to your ceiling. It’s okay, Paolanqwarg, I’m here for you.
Oh mimif…. if you only knew… I never liked him in his good days.. I always thought he was dirty and his dirty nails never helped to change my mind about it.
I’m sure he reeks of unwashed hair and sweaty bum.
Did I say Reek?
I did.
HODOR!
GIANTSBANE!
I would rather make out with an IRS agent.
Paola: Johnny Depp never did it for me either. And now? He looks like he’s been sleeping in the kennel with Theon.
Bridget: Poor Theon..he was forced to become what he has become.. While Johnny..well he chose it.
He should give all his money away (to me) because he’s not taking advantage of his situation. that should be illegal!
If you’re rich you have to face mandatory showers, teeth bleaching, high standard hair dye and a manicure once in a while. Even if you’re a man. Just to take the dirt off your nails.
Geeesh Johnny. You landed a nice wife, try to keep her now.
But don’t you know he’s too cool to worry about your showers?
Thanks … you all are cracking me up … Johnny Depp’s appeal has utterly escaped me …
He actually has a bunch of gold teeth so that plus nicotine stains render him totally unkissable in my books.
Oh god you have to see a pic i’ve found yesterday
http://www.blitzquotidiano.it/foto-notizie/johnny-depp-grasso-e-sciatto-si-e-ridotto-cosi-2267277/
@Paola…Dios mio I’m going to have nightmares from now on….
I know darling, I’m sorry.
I can’t stress this enough.. but did you flick through the pics?
Pay extra attention to pic n.3
@Paola… Dear God, he looks like he has meth mouth. Just like Lindsey Lohan before she got her teeth capped.
@ Paola, thank you for sharing. I was amazed to read that the Italians have been so critical of his appearance at the Venice Film Festival. I thought they would be all right with a rich, old guy with a blonde goddess half his age on his arm, since that is so common in Italy. But apparently the Italian women are not having it and they demand that their (former) male idols look at least well groomed.
He actually looks quite jaundiced in those photos.
@SilkyP
It’s not very common to see an old guy with a woman half his age on his arm.
Even if Berlusconi tried to make it normality, it is still disgusting as seen from a female point of view and ot very common at all.
Johnny was ever considered super hot and very sexy along with Brad Pitt and George Clooney.. but he was made fun of because he looked bloated and dirty.
There was a piece online yesterday written by en ex Johnny fan, written in Itanglish and it was super funny.
The last line goes like this: ‘Johnny we all loved you in ‘Chocolat’ but after seeing these pics you loved Chocolat more than us.
😀
@ Paola Yes that letter in Itanglish is hilarious, it was included below the pictures you linked to (and apparently it was shared 96000 times on FB). I am glad that women in Italy – and everywhere else – have a voice now through the internet and social media! It is not just guys like Berlusconi anymore who influence public opinion (and make people think it is the norm for beautiful young women to chain themselves to rich, old powerful guys) 🙂
I don’t think Berlusconi ever influenced people’s opinion.
He owned pretty much all the media in Italy so He tried to, but women had their voices heard for a very long time, before his office, during and even after.
Berlusconi is indeed a delusional fool and a joke and we finally gor rid of him.
I’ve seen the old ugly guy+20 years old blonde bomb formula everywhere in the world. France, Russia, Uk, United States, Venezuela. I don’t think it’s very italian and I don’t think it’s the norm anywhere else.
I just call it bad taste.
Agreed Paola, though I don’t dislike young women getting with older guys per se. It’s when there seems to be a very visible ‘deal’ going on (i.e. ‘I will trade my youth and prettiness for your money and power’) that it becomes unpleasant to me. The same goes for rich old women with young and sexy men and for homosexual couples. I do realize that one never really knows what’s going on inside relationship, but well – it IS very tempting to speculate…
The best sausage I have ever had came from a market in Florence, it was seriously mind blowing. And yes that might be a euphemism for banging my über hot taxi driver after returning from said market.
mimif I already know you’re a sex bomb.. but how old was he??in his 70s?
He was in his late 300’s and I was only a Protozoa in a primordial pond, so alas it did not work out. Otherwise we would be neighbors!
Who would you rather: current day Johnny Depp or current day Leonardo DiCaprio?
I’d say DiCaprio just because you know it would be over with quickly. And then he could show you his sweet karate kicks.
Di Caprio. At least he looks clean. Unkept but clean.
I can smell Johnny from here.
Oh my god, worst face off EVER. I’d do them both, at the same time, just as payback in maximum grossness for Bridget postulating such a scenario.
ahah mimif you’re such a douchecanoe!
🚣🏽🚣🏽🚣🏽
I don’t qualify. I’m in my 30’s.
Current day Johnny Depp any day.
Wow Those photos those teeth or lack of just noooo
I think her hair is bad and she looks washed out.
Oh god, next to him she looks like Miss universe and all the galaxies combined together.
His gross gross GROSS.
But kind of sexy, right?
WHERE!!
You want to run your delicate fingers through his pizza greasy hair.
You can’t say pizza! You know you can’t say pizza!
Now i want one.
I would look like miss universe next to him and I’m in my pj’s with bedhead and “just woke up face”
On her own though, eh I’m not digging it at all.
I agree, does anyone remember Eraserhead, or is it just me?
My only complain is the shiny. I got a migraine from the beams coming off her face.
Pouffy 90’s hair… grandma’s floral upholstered sofa for a dress (although it could be grandma’s bow window pleated ruffled valance)… not impressed. I actually thought she looked better the other day.
JD looks terrible but we have gotten used to it. Saw the trailer for Black Mass in the theatre last night and hubby thought he’d like to see it when it comes out on video, I will still pass.
You’re right. I was forgiving her the dated dress because of the sheer effort on her part to make them look acceptable, the force of will required to get him out there, dressed and presentable, must have been so time consuming that she couldn’t devote enough mind space to her own dress. The whole thing looks like it’s hanging on by a thread for these two.
@ Birdix, By conjuring up these scenes of Heard and Depp getting ready to go to the premiere (and all the hard work Heard might have had to do to get him there) you have managed to make me a little bit sorry for her. Which is no small feat.
By the way, and like Vauvert, I also think she looked much better at the Black Mass premiere. This flowered dress and updo make her look like a 1980’s socialite at a fundraiser. Strange to think she was actually born in the 1980’s.
This. My first thought was it looks like upholstery. I love those in South France but not on the red carpet.
+ 1
So he is wearing a jacket that he can barely close and irons as shoes?
Those shoes remind me of that Seinfeld episode, when Kramer wears those crazy looking sneakers, and he had gotten novicane at the dentist office, and people thought he was mentally chanllenged! That was my first thought! My second thought was, JD looks horrible! He needs to go to a long term rehab….then to a gym…then to a shower…then to a dentist…then cut his hair…then dump Amber! He looks miserable with her!
Holy $hit – that’s hilarious!
I remember that episode and was thinking the same exact thing..
“irons as shoes”. THIS made me laugh so very hard. Thank you for that!
He really looks like he’s trying to hold it together until the event is over. And she’s trying to look overenthusiastic for the two of them.
He is a new face for Dior, that is a Dior tuxedo, and it doesn’t fit him at all. Those pants!! How is Dior ok with him representing their brand like that?
The “new Dior” is very lucky to have anyone representing them at this point. Good that they have the money to pay for representation because the clothes themselves are not a bait, to say the least.
I don’t think a properly tailored suit is beyond their capabilities, even with those bizarre shoes.
But look at the female collections from the past couple of years. Raf can’t tailor a dress even for a model, what about real people with varying proportions? No, Dior cannot tailor these days.
I don’t understand how Dior or Amber would let him out of the hotel room looking like that (he must be incorrigible): hair greasy, too long and unkempt; ill-fitting tux/suit, not even hemmed properly; cheesy shoes (in the photos at the link Paolo sent, the heel of a shoe is dirty); and those teeth! And I’m more live and let live than a lot of writers/commenters on CB.
If he is so chunky, I wouldn’t even dress him in a tux…I’d look for some cool alternative outfit but definitely clean up all the other things.
BTW, I think Amber looked great in both dresses, and her hair looked great.
@coconut I think turning up like this is his way of letting people know that he doesn’t take all this ‘sh*t’ (the film festival, the premiere, the representing of the Dior brand, even his beautiful trophy wife) seriously. Which is rather hypocritical in my opinion. If he truly didn’t care, he shouldn’t have take on those obligations, which benefit him financially and otherwise.
@SilkyP Dressing up and wearing a suit like that means to you that he’s trying to send a message that he doesn’t take all of that $hit serious?
Did you read the reviews? Black Mass has better reviews that The Danish Girl but there are’t excellent. And The Danish Girl has mediocre reviews.
She looks sad to me, like her spirit is dying. I don’t particularly like her–her acting isn’t great and her personality is worse, but in these photos she looks very much like a lost little girl. I have a feeling that someday she’ll look back on this time of her life and cringe at the time she wasted trying to make this relationship work.
As for Johnny, yes he’s put on weight and looks bloated, but his tux is accentuating that because it’s not tailored well. It looks two sizes too small.
She looks like she’s been crying for hours, splashed her face with cold water, squared her shoulders, then marched out the door.
If this is a happy marriage, I’ll eat my hat.
save half that hat for meeeeeee!
Thought the same thing about these pics. She looks very sad and lost.
He’s not wearing shoes, he’s wearing small Hovercraft on his feet so he can effortlessly glide over the red carpet whilst hopefully staying upright…
http://www.trainingworld.co.uk/images/event33%20hovercraft2.JPG
Those are creepers… probably Dr Martens jeez didn’t think grown people wore those kids in my son’s secondary school where those in all black
Exactamundo, what we used to call brothel creepers, about sums up the whole catastrophe taking place here.
I didn’t think kids these days wore creepers. Only those of who lived through 90’s still rock them.
Lol @frisbee
https://www.lovethisgif.com/image/4798/cat-has-the-floating-game-down-pack
😀
Hope he doesn’t fall off his platform shoes.
What’s up with the platforms?? Not sure how tall he is, but is he sensitive about his height?? I remember Mick Jagger wore thick soles when he was out with L’Wren.
That McQueen dress is fabulous!
She has nice calves! I didn’t know that she was so strong.
Strong from propping him up.
His mouth must taste like an ashtray. Yuck. He always looks like he needs a shower. Amber can do better.
He must take a lot of showers since everyone who meets him says he smells amazing.
Amber can’t do any better than him.
Everyone can do better than Johnny Depp. He looks like sh it now. Glory days are over.
@Amy Not in the real world, hon. He’s still desired by millions of women who would die to be with him. He is the best thing Amber ever had. It’s not all about looks, you know? He is a great guy.
A great guy? Great guys don’t pretend to be something that they’re not. All the publicity bulls hit he’s done since 2011/2012 doesn’t evoke a guy who is great, you know Willy Billy. He is shady and a huge hypocrite.
And how exactly does he pretend to be something that he’s not? Everyone who has met or worked with him always goes on about what a great guy he is. You don’t know him.
He is the nicest and most humble actor in Hollywood.
Really Jasmine a person who shows no respect for the safety, security, laws and customs of an innocent country and then mocks the process is far from a ‘great guy’. He is an ahole.
All he did was strike back at Barnaby Joyce, the actual a-hole, but ok..
Oh Willy Billy, neither you nor Depp know the meaning of humble. For 25 years his words and actions set him apart from the typical Hollywood sellout crowd. Now he has become that which he was against.
Barnaby is not the a hole who broke the law and committed a crime. Depp and his trophy wife did.
YOU obviously don’t know Depp. He is shady and narcissistic as they come.
Joyce did nothing wrong. Attack the innocent victim, the minister just trying to do his job and not the worthless disrespectful arrogant yank who shit all over the rules and then rubbed it in Australia’s face – ok… This PROVES that Depp is far from humble, if he was humble, he would NEVER have disrespected Australia not once, but TWICE. So this PROVES he is the ANTITHESIS of humble. This proves it! All Joyce did did was answer a question asked of him pertaining to his portfolio as the minister in question. Depp: broke the laws, thought he was above the law, had his side-piece attack Australia, and months after it died down, HE had to bring it up again by making that comment. Rude, classless, disrespectful arrogant entitled American douche. Thankfully Joyce is too classy and respectful to strike back. Depp is a lowlife arsehole. And you are clearly a creepy fangirl trying to convince us that the worthless pos is ‘the definition if humble’? wtf? Listen to yourself! You are pathetic! Live in reality, not your delusional bubble of bullshit.
You’ve got to be joking. Depp must have killed one of your puppies for you to be defending Joyce this blindly and calling him “classy” and “respectful”.. Did you even watch the video where he told them to “bugger off” ?? You know, the one where he mentioned that Depp’s been named the sexiest man alive twice quite professionally?
If he was just trying to do his job he would’ve not went on national television and gave a press conference about it just to turn it into a media circus.
Joyce is the worthless arrogant yank who wanted his 15 minutes of fame out of a situation that could’ve been handled privately. Depp did not shit over anything, do not exaggerate, all he did was make a little joke about it when asked by a reporter at his critically acclaimed movie’s press conference. Joyce held a press conference, nobody asked him about anything.
And you know Depp thought he was above the law how!? You live in his mind? He did not bring it up, but Joyce sure does love to do that. That rude, classless, disrespectful, worthless, lowlife Australian redneck of a douchebag.
He has no class or any respect for anyone, he was called out by his fellow Australian ministers after that embarrassing press conference. Not to mention all the TV shows, etc. making fun of him. He’ll bring it up again to get attention and get back at Johnny. Too bad he won’t be as witty.
He’s starting to remind me of pingvin man in batman for some reason.
Err ‘Penguin’ out of Batman? I can see what you mean, he looks like he’s misplaced his neck and he is rather short and round in those photo’s and I never really noticed how truly spherical his head is before…
I like Pingvin, it’s totally working for me.
Ugh sorry …auto correct, I am on my mums iPad ( she’s scandi, pingvin means penguin in Norwegian). But yeah you get my drift…
Yeah you’re right Pingvin is loads better, from now on Pingvin it is.
frisbee yer crackin me up! 😉
Hannah, that’s awesome that you took the time to explain the Norwegian translation and how it occurred. I like pingvin, it’s working for me too mimif. 😉
Even in his prime Depp didn’t have a great body. He was always about the face. The face is still remarkable, though past its best.
She has a pretty stunning face too.
Think you are exaggerating a fair bit. In close up this is not a remarkable face.
http://defamer.gawker.com/johnny-depp-i-killed-my-dogs-and-ate-them-1729018601
Looks pretty remarkable to me.
His face was all about his gorgeous bone structure. Of which you can now see nothing of. It makes me weep to think of those beautiful bones going to waste… *sob*
http://interview.johnnydepp-zone2.com/img1994/1995_02Premiere04.jpg
Depp needs to wash his skank hair.
Johnny, get rid of those toddler shoes.
Yes! The kind that do a little “squeak” when the wee one takes a step!
Creeper shoes are called that because they were used by soldiers who then went to look for prostitutes late at night. Jesus!
He looks like he is coming off of a 3 day bender. She looks gorgeous.
Me thinks that if he lose a little weight he’ll be gorgeous again.I mean,with that face he is still a good looking man but it’s the extra pounds that make the difference.I find it very shallow that some people are body shaming him.He is 52 after all and we all have gained weight at some point of our lives.I’ll always be a fan because I think he is a very talented and kind person.Of course I love his good looks but they won’t last forever and some have to accept it.I really hope that Amber is good for him cause let’s face it we actually know nothing about their relationship overall so no one is in a place to judge them like they do.I actually think they are a very misunderstood from the public couple but that’s just my opinion.
I agree with this. He looked great a couple of years ago when he was still thin. But I also agree he shouldn’t be shamed for being a bit overweight.
BBC had a FB post in which the headline merely called her Mrs Depp, which made me snort. She has this aura of grim determination in the face of inevitable defeat/smug for no reason that grates on my nerves, when I feel I should be sympathetic, since she’s married to the hot mess express.
Yeah, poor Amber! Must be hard being married to one of the biggest and richest actors in the world. She seems very happy and in love with him. I wish I was her.
She’s in love with the camera and the fame. They have the most unnatural over the top cringe worthy PDA I’ve ever seen. You can tell even she knows this marriage won’t last.
He really doesn’t have it any more. Those shoes! Is he wearing lifts? How sad. And her smugness is awful, especially in the talent-free zone that she is. Looks like she’s copying his pretentious ‘namaste’ gesture as well. Like anyone there cares about her! What a ridiculous couple they are. One more year, tops.
He sure does still have it when it comes to acting, he gives the best performance of his career in Black Mass.
And don’t be sure about them getting divorced in a year.. They’ll last.
Right?! Her smugness is down right disgusting. She’s done nothing impressive in Hollywood after 13 years. You can be a bitch AFTER you prove yourself and pay your dos. She’s just a fame loving hoe.
Was this weight gain for the film? For some reason I thought he had a fake paunch in some of the set pics. It is hard to lose it when you get older, and Johnny isn’t really the health nut type. THAT said I’d rather he’s a little chubby/not doing any other bad stuff, the weight indicates he’s maybe still boozing though I guess. The three piece suit is no longer his friend, his style has always been hit and miss but he really is dressing like a Grandpa in these ill fitting suits, I’d almost rather see him back in his raggedy fedora and scarves!
She just has no elegance or class, sorry, yes she’s pretty, but talentless, with delusions of talent, the utter worst combo. Of all his women, she seems the most uncomfortable fit, she will never look natural with him the way Vanessa did.
Mrs. Darcy, yes I think he did gain weight for the role. Age is a reason many people gain weight and it can be difficult to shift, but it is not an excuse (I keep telling myself that, anyway).
Oh I feel you, I cannot lose weight like I used to (or at all!). I can see Johnny embracing it/going the Jack Nicholson character roles route. He was never comfortable using his looks when he was young and beautiful, never went for pretty boy parts like Brad Pitt. I guess it depends on what shape he needs to be in for his next role. People are acting like he’s huge though, he’s not THAT fat, probably would look fine if he lost 15 or 20 lbs. Plus he’s standing next to a woman who is tall and thin and 25 yrs younger, ah poor Johnny the price you pay!
Depp has lost all his hot for me. Amber looks lovely and he just looks like her skanky, pervy uncle. I don’t think washing his hair and losing weight would fix things. He looks stoned.
Is it me or is Venice more about the red carpet fashion and Telluride more about the critical reviews?? Looking at twitter, that seems to be the focus of each.
Telluride has me all kinds of excited about seeing Room, Spotlight and Jobs. I’m more excited about Black Mass now that reviews are coming in.
Every time I see a pic of her, all I can think is “So much thirst!” It’s really no wonder CA is in a drought.
In other news, what is the over/under that she will do any jail time in Oz for bringing the dogs in illegally and falsifying the customs papers?
My 1993 self is shaking her head that the thought of sex with Johnny Depp would ever make me nauseaus.
My 2003 self is also confused about what happened here.
I am a little disappointed in Johnny Depp , Amber Heard seems a little hard,,,and a little ordinary to me….
This man is seriously ill. Either drugs, alcohol or a illness. In the link of pics from Italy he has yellow jaundice discoloration under his eyes. His skin parlor is grey. He is bloated. Poor Johnny.
I just looked at those pics. They are quite shocking. He looks seriously ill.
The word jaundice occurred to me as well when I was looking at those pics. Not good…
Here’s hoping he gets into rehab sometime soon.
Johnny looks like he has alcohol/coke bloat. He needs help.
She looks beautiful! If she wore a traditional dress everyone would complain. She wears a different dress everyone complains.
It’s impossible to make her look bad; she’s so beautiful. I don’t love the dress, but it’s a pretty choice.
She looks good in that dress.
[*He, on the other hand, looks like a damn fool.*]
She’s doing the Angelina Jolie leg thing! Girl, you’re basicness is showing.
He was only smoking when he came out of the car and he always do that when he arrives to premieres, comes inside the car smoking. I guess Amber isn’t bothered by it or she understand that he’s an addict to nicotine and doesn’t want to complaint for something like this, even if i noticed in the past that he’s often seen with a vaporizer since he’s with her (because, contrary to Vanessa, Amber doesn’t smoke)
Maybe if she get pregnant Johnny has a good excuse to try to quit this bad habit
And he has been wearing those creepers for years, only that now seems more justified as Amber, that wears those super high heels, looks taller than him in the red carpet (even if for real, she isn’t taller than him)
My God, you lot are exaggerating. He looks fine for a 52 year old man. Let’s not pretend that men his age look better than he does.
Agreed. I think he’s disliked because people think he left his lovely ‘wife’ for a young gold-digger but nobody can really know what happened, and I don’t think he deserves to be mocked for not looking 25.
He looks like he is seriously ill. You can’t be that blind and deluded by a freaking actor.
I know a lot of 52 year old men in the business and out that look better than this.
I think Johnny is a good actor and a nice guy. But he doesn’t look good right now. And it is not about what he is wearing or his weight.
And most 52 year old men are far more bloated and look worse. Actually, many men in their 40s look worse than he does.
People are indeed exaggerating and making it seem like he’s on death’s doorstep or something.
He looks sweaty, bloated, has bad teeth, bad shoes, greasy hair, pasty complexion, what else is there to say? His days of overdosing on everything with his old BFF Hunter S. Thompson have definitely caught up with him.
Looks like a father/daughter or uncle/niece pairing to me. I don’t get the Amber worship. She’s a pretty enough gal, but she looks like your typical high-schooler to me. ?????
Alexander McQueen doesn’t like her.
I can’t stand either of them but truth compels me to acknowledge that I love the dress and shoes. How to do florals with sex appeal . . . (Erdem take note).
Someone needs to tell her that posing with your mouth open is NOT sexy. Their PDA was just embarrassing. What kind of newlyweds have so little chemistry? Too showy. If you’re truly happy, you don’t have to go around and prove it on cameras.
Happy couples don’t kiss on the red carpet? I guess Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman are unhappy as well.
He was not into it at all. It was all to prove to the world that they’re so happy together. He looked more interested in Dakota Johnson than his own wife. The whole thing was fake and awkward.
I want to wallpaper my bathroom in that floral. And JDs shoes look like they’re straight out of a Tim Burton film! Scary and kooky.
Wonder if it upsets him that she wears 7″ heels and piles up her hair another 4″ and he has to wear those elevator shoes just to stay in her aerial stratosphere. If she wanted to support him at his screening, she might be a little more sensitive to helping him look good. Isn’t that what couples do for each other? The shot of her beaming and standing while he’s looking up from his seat somewhat annoyed looking, and everyone is looking at her and applauding sort of speaks volumes. Whose premiere is this anyway?
He looks so bad and the make up makes him look worse.
Seriously she looks great, I absolutely love that dress but then my taste runs to vintage styles, lace etc which I guess is not everyone’s cup of tea.
He has put on weight but maybe it’s for the part? I don’t think he looks that bad here but dare I say it but I prefer his hat and scarves look 🙂
Oh and as for the shoes I don’t know why everyone is freaking out over them they’re his favourite creepers hasn’t he worn that style for years? He just likes that gothic vibe I reckon 😉
Pretty irresponsible to smoke on the R/C. Has anyone else done that? Can’t recall seeing it (not that it never happened before, just saying.)
Five years ago he was irresistible! What happened?! How does someone change so much in such a short period of time? Until that awful film The Tourist he looked fine, then everything went to hell afterwards.
Anyone besides me notice that she’s only smiling in the pics without him?
They both deserve to be miserable together.
Their genitals mattered more than his kids.
Serves them right.
She’s just posing in the few photos with him here, she’s smiling and looking very happy with him in most recent photos. She looked beyond into him at the Black Mass premiere at Venice.
They don’t deserve to be miserable, they didn’t hurt anyone and she did not break any relationship. Johnny and Vanessa broke up amicably and the kids were understanding according to Johnny. They love Amber, Jack was spotted with her at Disneyland a while ago and she goes shopping with Lily. They are all cool.
Amber and Johnny are verymuch happy together.
Johnny looks fine.