Jessica Simpson was really drunk last night on the Home Shopping Network

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Jessica Simpson has been a boozy mess for a while. I mean, I doubt she was drinking during her back-to-back pregnancies, but other than that, Jessica has always loved to get boozy. Chica loves wine. She loves Scotch. She loves whiskey. She probably loves vodka too. So, there’s her history of loving the booze – set that aside for a moment. There’s also Jessica’s whole persona of the ditzy, mush-mouthed blonde. Even if she’s not drunk, she usually sounds drunk, like she’s struggling to really form words. Personally, I’ve always found that part of Jessica’s charm – even if she’s not a mess at one particular moment, she often SOUNDS and acts like a mess because she’s so ditzy and she has such a sloppy mouth.

So, Jessica appeared on the Home Shopping Network last night to shill some stuff from her Jessica Simpson Collection. The problem, perhaps, was that Jessica was asked to appear at night, prime drinking hours. I don’t know if she was tired (she wasn’t tired) or perhaps punch-drunk in the weird vacuum of HSN (she wasn’t), but she came across as… well, pretty drunk. She was slurring words, those are some drunk hands, and she was just a mess as she tried to describe the color grey as “sexy.”

I mean… I’m actually laughing. Is it unprofessional? Sure. But those poor HSN people have seen a lot worse. They’ve dealt with people like Mariah Carey before, you know? Jessica Simpson drunk on live HSN = not that bad, actually. She was maintaining even though she was pretty bombed. So… is this fine? It’s HSN, not PBS, you know? Jessica getting sh-tfaced on the Home Shopping Network was probably the highlight of their week.

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  1. MrsB says:

    I don’t really understand why she always gets a pass for being wasted in public. It’s one thing to be photographed stumbling out of clubs repeatedly, but she showed up to work hammered. Instead of everybody treating this as, “she’s so funny” maybe its time to wonder if she has a serious problem?

    • Josephine says:

      Yeah, I don’t get why being drunk on the job or out in public is deemed charming and funny just because she seems like a happy drunk. Unless you’re a teen trying to figure out or it’s a rare occasion, I don’t get getting drunk at all.

    • Melissa says:

      After watching that.. Wow. If that was a friend/neighbor/co-worker, I think each one of us would be uncomfortable and concerned. She’s not just drunk, she’s 4am wasted.

    • Artemis says:

      Not only does she get a pass, she is still lauded by many as a business woman *snicker*. With all the farting, drunkenness and general stupidity, some actually think this woman runs a company even though it’s a fact that she doesn’t. I think it’s fine to like her but this woman is shallow and dumb as hell so I don’t know how people still think she’s this amazing business woman behind the scenes LMAO

    • funcakes says:

      Celebrities get a pass. The rest of us get fired.

      • lisa says:

        yes, im not sure why some people think this is cute unless her bar is set so low that just leaving the house is considered an accomplishment

    • JudyK says:

      Agree with your comment and the others following it. Found nothing charming about this wasted performance, either. She’s supposed to be a professional marketing her wares on a highly-watched network. Not exactly a role model for what the younger crowd who follow her should be aspiring to.

      Agree that she comes across as dumb as a rock.

      • SNAP says:

        I can’t stand to hear her speak…it hurts my ears and i cringe. Can’t stand this ditz…i liked her better when we didn’t get posts of her.

      • Arock says:

        It’s not like she was reading the news, she was on Hsn shilling tacky clothes. And it’s Jessica Simpson, this is haha ridiculous not OMG revolting.

      • Lucy2 says:

        This is a professional event for her “billion dollar company” as the media likes to always remind us. When you’re the face of something like that, you can’t show up inebriated.

    • hadlyB says:

      She’s not drunk she’s on pills. Its how she got thin, how she stays thin and how she deals with her life.

      I wouldn’t be surprised if she was on Adderall, anxiety, depression meds, pain killers and who knows what else all at once.

      She will end up in rehab in less than 2 or have a major break down soon. After rehab she will gain all the weight back.. do another ” I love my curves” spread, get another weight loss deal and be back on some meds to lose it and be back on the hamster wheel. Its never ending with these celebs. I see a Liz Taylor life for this one.

      • parissucksliterally says:

        Bingo!

      • bettyrose says:

        Crap, even allergy pills can do this to a person. Any y’all gone to work on a Sudafed high before? I’m just grateful I don’t work on camera.

      • captain says:

        Yes, and while she gets a pass for being totally drunk or high, please remember that she DIDN’T get a pass for being fat. Even though it was after the pregnancy. The president of US personally talked about how fat she is. So when you discuss her pill addiction, perhaps remember, who pushed her to it.

      • Bridget says:

        @captain: she signed a multi million dollar deal with Weight Watchers. It was literally her job to have people talk about her weight. No one forced her to do that.

      • Zwella Ingrid says:

        I’m going to disagree here that she lost weight on pills. She is cut, and that doesn’t come from pill weight loss, that comes from working out, and working out hard. Whatever else you want to say about her, you have to give her credit for being in shape via exercise. That kind of muscle definition does not come any other way.

    • Belle says:

      Yes! Johnny Depp showed up for an event slurring and drunk-hands-ing all over the shop and people were ready to throw him in rehab. Jessica Simpson does the same and she’s cute and charming?

      Showing up for work drunk isn’t cute or charming, it’s disrespectful to whoever is employing you and it’s a sign of a very serious drinking problem.

    • Elisha says:

      Exactly. My mom is an alcoholic and this is not funny or cute. She has a problem. She is trying to portray herself as a businesswoman (even though we all know she doesn’t run the clothing line, she wants us to think she does), and worse still, she has two little ones at home. I can empathize with her children.

      • pk says:

        You are right Elisha, having an alcoholic mother is absolute hell. I’ve been there and I wouldn’t wish that on anybody.

  2. PunkyMomma says:

    I rather enjoy the comedy line-up HSN offers. Simpson has no filter, so she’s always good for giggles, but no one tops a Mariah Carey’s weep fest.

    • Janie says:

      I actually thought I was seeing things? At one point she left the set? Her mom helped her out. She sold out nearly everything, even the hooker heels! Lol!

  3. sassy says:

    the slurriness to me is more from pills than booze but what do i know….aren’t there rumours she has issues with both ?

    • BRE says:

      I don’t know but there is something up. If I went to work like that I would be fired in a second but if your a celeb it’s all cool I guess

    • Kitten says:

      She sounds like she mixed pills with a glass or two of wine.

    • Zapp Brannigan says:

      I was thinking pills mixed with booze. I keep hearing chatter about her and adderall for weight loss.

      • bella says:

        yeah, she’s too peppy for it to be just booze.
        definitely pills in the mix.
        i have a soft spot for jessica so i hope she’s able to get whatever is going on under wraps.
        but it seems to have been going on for some time now…

      • Brittney B. says:

        Adderall + booze doesn’t make you slur your words… if anything, Adderall takes some of alcohol’s effect away, making you more alert. It can be dangerous in that way, because you drink more without realizing you’ve had too much.

        If this is due to pills, it’s definitely downers. Maybe she was nervous and took a Xanax or two? Her movements are a little like mine when I take a Xanax before a party, then forget and accept a drink and wonder why I feel so loopy.

      • Kitten says:

        @Brittney-Yeah, I was thinking opiates, not Adderall.

    • Pandy says:

      I’m guessing pills as well. I think that’s her weight loss/maintenance secret.

    • Deb says:

      I know blind items aren’t always reliable, but Blind Gossip is hinting she has a pill problem.

  4. tracking says:

    She seemed great and happy and having the two kids, but seems very off lately.

    • Swofty says:

      I dont have THE luxoury of having lots of money and choosing to treat my depression with pils and booze.
      Life can be such a struggle to the most of us..that THE depression just vanishes, is here to stay are kills Them.
      #preasure #succeeding #failing #notfeelinggoodenough
      #realworldproblems

      • Ally.M says:

        Glad it wasn’t just me bella.

      • Brittney B. says:

        The luxury of choosing to treat depression with pills…??

        Not sure why I’m even responding to this word salad, but let me tell you… depending on my antidepressants isn’t a luxury. It’s certainly a privilege — to have health insurance, mental health care, access to prescription medication — but without it, I’m not sure I’d be alive.

      • tracking says:

        If I understood correctly, I think Swofty is saying s/he doesn’t have all the advantages Simpson does, including the money to self-medicate. But depression is a struggle for the rich and non-rich. It is a great equalizer. Unfair to suggest Simpson’s struggle isn’t legitimate because she’s rich.

      • Swofty says:

        In a world without health insurance, nore THE means to get Them, you just suck iT UP, be THE friend, THE Mother, THE daughter, THE co worker, and neighbor, you need to be.
        Glad you Got THE help you needed, and get by with iT.

        I know that some of you cant even imagen THIS. But such still exists.

      • stacey says:

        lol being sad and being clinically depressed are two entirely different things. you are lucky you have never been depressed, otherwise you surely would never tell someone who suffers from depression to “suck it up.”

      • Brittney B. says:

        Thank you, Stacey. By its very nature, depression makes it impossible to “suck it up”… impossible to do anything productive or beneficial. It doesn’t want you to get better; it wants you to know you’re worthless, period.

        This mentality actually KILLS people, Swofty. In communities that don’t have access to mental health care, and in cultures that revolve around self-sufficiency and shame mental “weakness”, depression is deadly. Even when it doesn’t cause suicide, it causes unemployment, drug addiction, parental neglect, violence, malnutrition, and any number of self-destructive behaviors that weaken society as a whole. If you really think people CHOOSE this — choose not to “suck it up”, choose to wallow and suffer — then you have no real concept of what depression is. You can’t choose or think your way out of it; you need your mental faculties to do these things, and depression takes them away.

    • funcakes says:

      Definitely booze and dolls.

  5. Murphy says:

    With the amount of attention this is getting this morning I’m sure the people at HSN are just fine with it.

    Also she loves margaritas.

    • Wellsie says:

      I wonder if HSN encourages this sort of thing a bit. Get a bit “loose” then come on the show and peddle yer wares.

      • Brittney B. says:

        Have you seen Joel McHale skewer HSN clips on The Soup? It’s pure gold. I can’t imagine anyone taking these shows seriously… the regular hosts make absolutely no sense, just rambling for hours about whatever pops into their head. And it WORKS! People buy the stuff!

        Yeah, no one is mad about Jessica. It’s the status quo there.

      • funcakes says:

        CAN NOT wait for Joel to go back to making fun of Tyra on her new show.

  6. Loopy says:

    Lol at drunk hands. So true

  7. Imo says:

    Can Simpson, Aniston and Carey do a HSN spot together? Pleeeaase?!

    • Sullivan says:

      I’ve never watched HSN, but I’d tune-in for an Aniston-Carey-Simpson drunkathon.

    • Cricket says:

      Don’t forget about the American citizen! I’d love to add her to this mess mix. It would be TV gold!

    • Mixtape says:

      Hah! I’m not an Aniston fan, but when I envision this, she is just sipping from her SmartWater and shaking her head at the other two like an annoyed mom.

      But no, really, Simpson and Carey together is just way too much tacky cleavage for one room.

  8. Belle Epoch says:

    They can’t turn her into something she isn’t. She has always been trashy and dumb as a box of rocks – but somebody is handling her business well!

  9. Anniefannie says:

    Wow……just Wow! You know the hosts must have been nervous wrecks wondering how to handle Jessica! Because she’s never pretended to be more than she is my guess is she’ll escape this somewhat…

  10. Mispronounced Name Dropper says:

    Ugh. Not the mouth agape photo. I hate it with the fury of a thousand suns.

  11. Swofty says:

    HAHA to THE first pic, love iT.
    As for ur article…THIS has been going on for years #worldproblem ☕️🐸

  12. Palar says:

    Wow if that’s what you consider “bombed” then you wouldn’t have wanted to see me before I quit drinking!

    • bella says:

      good for you, palar!

      yeah…she’s not dropping down drunk (we’ve seen her that way before) but she’s obviously compromised.
      i feel sorry for her…something is very wrong in her life.

  13. Bishg says:

    She’s started to gain the weight back. She was really slim or fit one year ago or so, but it’s clear she’s been hitting the bottle hard. Alcohol = calories.

    I think she’s a borderline addicted. When you show up on TV so many times wasted and you don’t even care enough to deny, there’s something wrong.

  14. LauraH says:

    Yeah I’ve seen some blind items to say she has massive drug and alcohol issues and I know a lot of the time they’re total rubbish but this has made me think..

    Also doesn’t it make it worse that it’s at night? As in she’s been getting wasted all day? If it was an early morning slot Id be more forgiving but might just be me!

    Also grey jeans? Why? No.

  15. Jayna says:

    Plain and simple, it’s obvious the girl has a drinking problem when it gets to the point she can’t fulfill her professional responsibilities and keeps showing up trashed.

  16. dibba says:

    I’ve never understood her appeal or stardom. The video made me cringe.

  17. Scott says:

    Lol this is nowhere near my idea of bombed. She seemed like she had maybe 3 glasses of wine. She was holding it together. This makes me like her more.

  18. OrigialTessa says:

    Does she have anxiety about going on live tv or performing live? If so, it’s possible she took a xanax on an empty stomach.

    • KatieD says:

      That was my first thought, too, but then I was like…shouldn’t she have that under control after all these years in the spotlight? Ditzy, yes, but she’s never struck me as having crazy stage fright or looked super uncomfortable to be the center of attention.

      • OrigialTessa says:

        Sometimes pregnancy can trigger anxieties you’ve never had before… I don’t know, I’m just trying to give her the benefit of the doubt. I’d hate for Jessica to have a real problem. I’ve always rooted for her.

      • Artemis says:

        When she was a performer and famous for actually doing something, she just seemed silly. Never under the influence of something.

        If she has mental health issues, I don’t know why she is not taking care of herself as she has few public events these days.

  19. snakecharmer says:

    shes so sloppy but who cares. its like blake shelton or mariah. live and and let live. ive been a major party girl for a long time and only my recent marriage to a total squarestraightened me out. these people obviously eat and manage to keep it together so who is anyone else to judge. a vice is a vice. look at all the anorexic actressess and models. yeah its their job blah blah bla, but dont tell me they dont get something out of controlling their weight. there is a psychological basis in all forms of vice.

  20. Jess says:

    She seems to be drunk often, I was thinking maybe she gets nervous being on TV or something but then I remembered she’s an entertainer and former reality TV star, and she’s been seen stumbling out of many restaurants wasted, maybe she does have a problem. I hope she’s ok whatever it is, I find her annoyingly charming and harmless.

    • Lirko says:

      I could see her seeking out some medication to help her cope during her parents divorce…that seemed pretty rough. This, to me, looks like benzos and alcohol,which is very easy to overdo. I hope she’s okay, too.

  21. Skins says:

    This chick has always annoyed me to no end.

  22. Inconceivable! says:

    This reminds me of how “out of it” Suzanne Somers always appeared while shilling her products on HSN. I would never buy this celebrity junk for sale, but watching them get through a segment is pure comedy gold!!

  23. LL says:

    Yikes. When I’m talking like that, the room is about to start spinning. Also, she is swaying a little, so…

  24. Merritt says:

    People are always willing to give her a pass for bad behavior. If this was Britney, people would be screaming for intervention.

  25. funcakes says:

    Maybe she was nervous because of the last faux pas she made about her ex husband. Therefore,taking maybe some Adivan to chillax.

  26. suzanne says:

    Think girlfriend might need to slow down on the chemicals.

  27. jwoolman says:

    I immediately wondered if it wasn’t alcohol but rather some medication. Decades ago, I could hardly remember my own name after a prescription antihistamine at the full dose… I had to teach a physics problem session and can remember writing the famous formula F = ma(2) on the board, and had trouble getting past F = m … That was an amusing session for the students. My office partner said I acted drunk. (Cutting the dose in half was the fix, my adviser was three times my weight and was on the same full dose!)

    It just seems unlikely that she deliberately got drunk just before a TV appearance to peddle her stuff. If she had a small amount of alcohol with something that ordinarily was safe, that could also make her quite loopy in some cases. Or she was taking something new and the dose was wrong for her.

  28. cakecakecake says:

    its not cute, she thinks she’s still in her “chicken of the sea days” where eeeverything she did was deemed cute.

    she probably has a serious problem.
    She’s the boss, so fly eagle fly, I guess. –shrugs

  29. Nik says:

    Omg that was Effin awesome last night. She tried to talk. Her interviews lately have been all drunk talks. I love it she is so entertaining to me. She and I definitely do NOT have a problem with her drinking. Rage on Sister!

  30. someone says:

    Let’s use the Nicki Minaj VMA argument on this one: people only find Jessica’s drunken pill antics funny because she is skinny and white. If she was fat or any other ethnicity no one would be laughing with her, they’d be laughing at her. People need to stop giving Jessica a pass on this.

    • pk says:

      While I agree that Jessica may get a pass on her antics, I tend to think it’s because she is not controversial and offensive to people. There are plenty of “skinny white” girls that are laughed at …Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, just to name a few.
      People need to stop bringing race into everything.

      • Elisa the I. says:

        @someone: I for one am laughing AT her. And from what I see in the other comments, I’m not alone.
        And she is def not skinny – why do you think so many are commenting on her weight here / that she is on pills bc she does not want to get bigger?

    • Caz says:

      Skin colour isn’t a part of this problem or conversation.

  31. Chloe says:

    Umm…did she mistake her sister’s mother-in-law as “Cher” (I’m sure she just said that?) instead of Diana Ross? ha!

  32. Anon says:

    Tmz. Just retracted there story which Is pretty unusual for TMZ to retract anything . Believe it not believe it but if anyone in all honestly has followed Jessica truly followed her other then just tabloids this retraction makes total sense and sounds very true.

    Also People mag has very much the same.. A small clip out of a whole program creates just what we have going on right now..hits for drama, hate and no real sense of who Jessica is..nope I am not nieve but have followed Jessica for many many years

  33. Anon says:

    Very amazing that everyone jumps all over negative tweets and the drama but choose to ignore the positive ones and encouragement.. It was pretty balanced last nite in many areas

    HSN has commented

    • t says:

      Are you referring to the TMZ article that sounds like it was written by Jessica’s pr person that refers to a HSN source who ” says she was not drunk”?

      Ok, she wasn’t drunk. The slurring, swaying, and bizarre comments were the result of a combination of Jessica’s stupidity and drug use.

  34. Jessica says:

    If Jessica does not get this under control she will end up like Anna Nicole Smith.

    I don’t like Jessica at all now, (I used to back when she was still with nick) but it seems to me she has a very real problem and that is nothing to be happy about.

    People are already making excuses for her like “This is how she has always been” etc.

    No, this ISN’T how she has always been and she NEVER acted like this when she was starting her early career. (circa 1999).

    Does anybody remember the Elle magazine interview she did where she mentioned that she was going to go “all day drinking” at the beach with eric but then she found out she was pregnant?

  35. Loves Gossip says:

    Is that Jessica’s mother standing next to her?

  36. dibba says:

    eye liner and peroxide poisoning

  37. iheartgossip says:

    She’s a blond Kardashian

  38. Byte Me says:

    Jessica has more of a pill problem than a booze problem.

  39. HoustonGrl says:

    If I had to go on HSN I’d get hammered too.

  40. Tracy says:

    Maybe she’s tired, she has two kids afterall. Maybe she hasn’t left her house in awhile & they plied her with white wine before the show. Maybe she drinks or takes pills to ease her anxiety. HTF do I know? It’s not cute or acceptable but she’s human. WTF am I to judge really?

  41. ugh says:

    she is a huge success. Love her.