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Jenna Jameson has decided now that she’s a mother to twin boys, she better look the part. No, that doesn’t mean bags under her eyes from sleepless nights, messy hair, or clothes with spit up on them. Because while she’s a new mommy, she’s still “former” porn star Jenna Jameson. No, the closest Jenna could come was getting rid of her cheap bleach dye job and silicone implants. She’s still a lot… I’m trying not to use the word “sk*nk,” so I’m going to say “sexier” than your average mom. But she does look classier than she used to.
Jenna Jameson’s maternal side has inspired her to ditch the silicone.
Since giving birth to twin boys in March, the former porn star has had her over-sized implants removed and has even ditched the tacky blonde look in favour of a more natural brunette hair colour.
Jenna showed off the results of her transformation by posting a snap of the new, improved Jenna in a bikini on her Myspace page.
[From Entertainmentwise]
I’m not sure why Jenna’s doing the classic “MySpace” angle. I think that’s generally meant to hide the chin and/or certain parts of the body. And Jenna’s showing ALL of her body, so it can’t be that. Maybe because lifting her arms raises the boobs a little? Her body looks amazing, especially considering she just gave birth four weeks ago. She looks much better when she’s more natural.
Obviously Jenna’s still exceptionally hot, but she doesn’t look quite as slutty anymore. If I were one of the moms in her playgroup I still wouldn’t want my husband talking to her - unless she puts on 50 pounds and gets much more jiggly. But she seems less of an obvious threat and more someone I could take sorta-almost-kinda-wink-wink seriously than before. And that’s probably the best Jenna Jameson can do.
Written by JayBird
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16 Responses to “Jenna Jameson tries to look more like a mom”
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Ya apparently the celebs and the rich get tummy tucks while in the hospital… but either way, she looks great and I’m glad she took the fake boobs out. Pamela Anderson should take note… and posh too… little kids shouldn’t see big fake mom boobs all over (or tatooed on daddy’s arm either… db)
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Not that I would ever want to, but I can’t compete with the surgically-altered celebrity. Their fake level of perfection is unattainable.
I bet she got her vag done too. That thing has been so busy and used, it could probably vacuum the house.
Oh, and she looks better.
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You can’t turn a ho into a housewife.
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Wow. Whatever she did, it worked because her tummy is ROCKIN after TWINS. Wtf? 4 weeks? Definitely right about the work being done, that shit cannot go flat naturally. I don’t care how fit you are.
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How I hate the words skank, slut and ho for any woman, no matter how sexually active she has been in her life. Also, commenting on a woman’s vagina should always be beyond the pale (unless it’s her gynecologist talking to her or it’s in The Vagina Monologues). I hope George Bush gets one tenth the shit she gets, though he deserves it far more. Why is it that the depths of degradation for a woman always has to do with her vagina and what she’s done with it? Men’s reputations have never been broken because of the penis (unless they’re rapists). Mostly a man’s reputation rests on his character and deeds and and his penis has nothing to do with it. Yes, she was a porn star (I prefer sex worker) but she can still be a good person and doesn’t deserve to be gibed at for the rest of her life. Now, if she started an unjust war, that would be a different story.
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J ferb
Take the pc crap else where. We snark here.
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What?!?! How’d she get into a bikini so fast?
No matter what she does she looks cheap. It’s nothing to do with her career choices, it’s just the way she looks.
Next time this “looks like a mom” shit comes up she best be fatter with unbrushed hair, bags under her eyes, and spit up all over her badly wrinkled shirt. That is what a mom looks like. -
She’s had her implants out for quite some time. She wrote about having them removed at least a year ago on her myspace blog.
This isn’t news.
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Cakes, my beliefs are not “pc crap.” I get the snark and enjoy it as much as the next gal, but I call out sexism where I see it, so don’t get your knickers in a twist.
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Jenna Jameson made fortune and fame off of sexism. I don’t have much sympathy for women who make a living off of telling people it’s okay to objectify women. She doesn’t want to be treated like an object? Don’t do porn.
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j ferber, your message is empowering. You’ve told it right - and better than how I try to tell it to guys all the time. Macho or not, we are in a male society. Jenna Jamesson is taking more crap than her males equivalents, that is it.
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j. ferber, love your posts !
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Just coz she made a career out of having sex doesn’t mean she is any less of a mum than a woman that shovels horse poop for a living. Not that there’s anything wrong with shoveling horse poop. A job is a job, eh?
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I love you j ferber! No matter what kind or how much a person has CONSENSUAL sex they don’t deserve to be called names for it. I have tried to adopt the word slut as positive and turn the negative conotation around. Pro-Slut!
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What does that even mean, “like a mom”? Are moms supposed to be schlubs?
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I think she got some work done on her tummy while she got her implants taken out… there is no way she went back to that after only four weeks… even if she exercised.
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