Here are some photos of Gwyneth Paltrow wearing one of the worst outfits I’ve ever, ever seen her wear. This onesie/jumpsuit is by Emilia Wickstead. I really don’t know who could possibly wear this jumpsuit and look good. Like, even if Rosie Huntington-Whiteley attempted it, with her amazing body, it still wouldn’t look good. If a curvier woman tried to wear it, I think it would still be a mess too. Imagine this on Beyonce… ugh. Anyway, these pics are from last night’s Power Stylists Dinner, hosted by Jimmy Choo and The Hollywood Reporter. Yes, Goop wore this to an event honoring stylists!!! LOL.
Meanwhile, have you heard about the latest Gooptroversy? The Daily Mail got the ball rolling when they did a cost analysis of the food items in Gwyneth’s (self-proclaimed) daily smoothie. Gwyneth claims that she drinks a special smoothie every morning and it does wonders for her health, etc. The Daily Mail’s breakdown of the cost made it sound like Gwyneth is guzzling $223 of smoothie elitism every morning, but Vanity Fair looked further into the issue, and the Mail merely added up the cost of the total food items, regardless of how much was used in making the smoothie. The real breakdown means that Goop’s smoothie probably costs $10.52. So, there you go. She’s not drinking $223 worth of smoothie every morning.
Photos courtesy of Getty.
Is this how designers get back at celebrities? They make them wear a hideous outfit, and then, scrapbook the pictures the next day? HA hA H AHAH
LMAO. I literally burst out laughing when I saw the photos. I feel kinda bad….
She has a great body but this outfit gives KK’s camel toe a run for the money.
That’s a camel foot. Oh my God, I cannot stop laughing. And that smug look on her face just tops it off. She looks like a lamb after the shearing. 🐑🐑🐑🐑
I swear!!! My eyes literally jumped to the grandma toe, I swear it was waving to me.
It mildly surprises me when plebs like myself have a fashion faux pas, but for these glam types to do this, these people who rely on a good shot and are surrounded by minions…How?
I am telling you, Kitten…It is a conspiracy…I can picture these fashion designers sitting down on poker night using pictures as chips. Stella Mccartney, now we know why you dress celebs like this.
if you look closely its casting a shadow on rosies clutch. in the last pictures you know the girl on the left looks like “uhhh, this uncomfortable should we tell her?” and the girl on the right is all “dont tell her, just take a picture with it and move on”
Everything about that outfit is so so wrong and YET — so so wonderful!
OMG you guys are killing me lol.
“She looks like a lamb after the shearing.” lol GNAT, so true
Ba ram ewe! LMAO!
Why, Gwenyth? Why do we need to see your mons pubis?!
Answer- we don’t.
OMg, I like the outfit in theory but it just looks ridiculous on Gwyneth. LOL!
I think that camel toe has a bunion. That, or she is aspiring to a moose knuckle.
They are trolling her.
In parade speak we called this a “muff puff”.
Omg, why why why?! I feel like i have seen her naked…
Terrible! ! Really really bad. Like Mrs. Roper from three’s company bad!!
like if Mr. Roper and the Pink Power Ranger had a child and they had to make this onesie from their scraps.
the camel, he wants his toe back.
Ok, you win!!! 😂
Brahahahahahahaha!!!!!! …..wants his toe back!! LOLOLOLOL….
I can’t look away from the camel toe. It’s hypnotizing!
she looks utterly ridiculous. I’m surprised she didn’t trip since the bottoms are about 3 inches too long.
I hope it has a flap in the back ~ girls gotta pee at some point.
I notice a lot of celebs have pants that are WAY too long. I don’t get it? Are they samples that they give back and so they don’t fix the hemline? Also, can we get rid of the onsies trend.
The pants are literally just lying on the ground around her shoes
Holy camel-toe. My eyes are burning.
Holy crap, that’s a whole lot of crotch! Yuck!!!
She looks so 70’s. She does that vibe well but the outfit really is awful
Uh, great. Now you’ve reminded me of her ’70s vibe’ down there….
She’s like Mr Goodbody without all the veins and other somatic systems
Ahhhh…yes!
It’s the pink panther!
She looks like Teletubbie Goop Goop.
YOOOO!!! This spooked ass goose laugh i had me when those pics loaded, dear god that sh!t its hideous, is cameltoe, flesh colored barbie crotch situation … I dont even…
When my vag and I go to a party…
My face hurts from laughing so hard. I knew the comments would be golden but y’all have surpassed my expectations. Fetus costume, foreskin, sheared sheep lololol.
Please dear vag -steamed!
That how it looks after a steaming session
Can’t. Catch. My. Breath.
OMG that is hideous!!!!! That photo of her talking to Rosie… Dear god that is bad.
I’m reminded of the boozy talk show host Molly Shannon played on SNL who used to fall off the couch and kick her legs above her head. I love, I love, I loooove it!!!! BwahahaHAAAAAA!
Sally O’Malley! I’m FIFTY!!!!
Did I ever even know that was her name??? I was always so transfixed with the physical comedy! And Goop is doing justice to that!!!
The pants’ hem will haunt me.
Ms. Paltrow, fire your stylist.
Holy crap. The picture where she is holding the drink really shows how unflattering that jumper is.
She’s definitely jumped the fug-shark with this one.
And the hair, it’s just always so busted.
Rosie Huntington Whiteley is literally perfect and I will not have her associating with Goop.
What a horrible colour and material and cut on that jumper tho
Is the “stylist” in the top picture responsible for this travesty? And what is the stylist wearing?
EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
That’s my only reaction to that second picture.
Does she not own a mirror????
I’m so burned out on all the bad things in the world and in the news, so thank you, Goop, for giving me a hearty chuckle this morning.
She looks so SMUG! Look at me, look at me, I’m the famous Gwyneth in a fetus costume!
Lol, this made my day. I might make it the screen saver for my iPad.
lol so funny
Holy camel toe!
a long-bodied woman should never wear a onesie. This is why.
Plus, she looks like she just had a big meal and oh, poor woman. This is not how any of us want to flatter ourselves. What is the point of working so hard at working out when this is how you clothe yourself….
That is outrageously bad. But I dislike her so much that I’m delighted this was captured for posterity. Side note: they look like they are standing in a trailer.
Dick Move – that’s what I thought too!!! It looks like they are hanging out in a double wide and Goop is certainly dressed for it. 🙂
She looks like the human-body model from the science lab of my junior high school.
And I don’t mean that as a compliment, but as the understated version of “I am seeing too much and what I see is gross”.
Hilariously bad with a huge helping of camel toe. Kaiser’s right, no one would look good in that outfit. But you also know a whole lot of people told Goop she looked great. Hahahaha.
Her fried hair. Yikes, I can see the split ends from here.
And here I thought a 5’10” woman could look good in anything. Who knew I was wrong…
My god! It looks like foreskin. Dreadful.
YESSSS. It’s foreskin, and her head is the HEAD!!
The Foreskin Onesie- hand crafted by 32nd generation Mayan shamen in the luxurious jungles of Tulum, rubbed with organic baby eel placenta and woven on conflict free diamond looms. A must for spring!! Namaste!
(All 32nd generation Mayan shamen recieve 14 pennies as profit and the chance to say the met me)
-Da Goop
Your name should be “irock” because you do.
That is just … I can’t even find the words. How long until Kanye makes a copy of that in taupe and makes poor Kim wear it? It’s that bad.
Haha, it is exactly that bad!
Looks like a 70s wannabe hipster in a pink baby onesie. And still has fried split ends.
This has got to be a joke? Right?
I barfed in my mouth a little
Oh wow. Dat camel toe. The whole thing looks horrid.
Looks like chicken skin.
Maybe, MAYBE J.Lo could have pulled it off. Only as a stage costume though.
she looks ridiculous, and there’s no body type that would this ensemble.
Earth to Gwyn: We can see your vag.
But is it steamed?
That outfit exceeds expectations! Hideous. I hope it’s super comfortable so that she gets something out of wearing such a monstrosity.
Hideous is not a strong enough word for this outfit. I’m reminded of Monster’s Ink when Sulley creates a monster suit made from chair upholstery for the little girl. The color is horrid. The fit is not flattering, and I don’t even need to address the whole crotch look thing. Seriously awful.
Note – Goop does not have the body for a body suit. She thinks she does, but she has a bit of a tummy and it shows in these types of get-ups. Very unattractive IMO.
This is the result of accepting free clothes or a check. Goop gotta hustle.
I seriously gasped out loud. That is So. Bad.
This is really awful. And no woman would look good in it, regardless of height, weight or poise.
That isn’t a camel toe, it’s a seam that most unfortunately goes right down the centre.
Yes, there is a seam; but as someone else pointed out above, the fabric is so clingy that the outline of her mons pubis—where the pelvic bones join in the groin—is visible. If it weren’t for the awful fabric texture, one might be able to count pubic hairs… or observe that there is a lack thereof.
It’s the smoothie that got me so intrigued. Is it only me who thought moon dust is moon dust? Nothing suprises me anymore about Goop. Nothing !
Somebody really hates Goopy – and this time it ain’t us!
OMG it’s Polkaroo! (a character from an old children’s TV show in Canada called Polka Dot Door) While I’m not a fan of Goop you have to go out of your way to make her look bad, and if this outfit can not only make her look bad, but conjure up images from characters in the 70s you KNOW it’s bad.
The Gwynnie has worn some particularly heinous outfits lately – has it come to this? Negative attention seeking? Better than being ignored, amirite Goopy?
Wow, I am gobsmacked. Gobsmacked. The hair (standing next to Rosie was a baaa-d idea). The crotch. The smug look. I hope she feels appropriately sheepish now. *snicker*
The other thing that stands out to me (besides the OBVIOUS) is that she looks more and more like her mother; except I don’t think her mother would be caught dead dressing like Rufus the Naked Mole Rat from Kimpossible!
I think Gwenyth is fug. There. I said it.
Goop doesn’t care if the peasants redicule her. Goop wants attention, at any price.
Has Goop forgotten she has children? This pic is definitely going to embarrass Apple and Moses. This camel toe/droopy boobs/straw hair pic will never go away.
UGH to everything she is, wears, and does.
Good god, this woman will do anything for attention – even wearing this terrible, camel-toe pink monstrosity.
Yes, but you absolutely KNOW that she thinks she looks fabulous.
She looks like a packaged chicken in this outfit. This jumpsuit perhaps needed pencil legs and a frilly little peplum?
These comments are so great!
Goop needs to be seen as being fashion forward but this is just a no-no. She looks like she’s been upholstered from neck to toe. And there’s a camel toe thing going on here too. Ugh. You can just hear her thinking, “I’m so with it. And everyone can see how tight my butt is.” She’s got a body-superiority going on to and has bought into the idea that she’s American Royalty – but the peasants just can’t appreciate the fine example she’s setting for people in diet, beauty, and FINE TASTE.
And the look on the lady on the left in the first pic says it all.
This onesie is Stella McCartney level
I think Goopy is just having some fun. I think she’s probably in on the joke. As deluded as she is, I think she does have a sense of humour. Although, I’m sure the joke is probably still mixed in with her thinking her body looks magnificent anyway.
No, I really think she is dead serious. Look at the smug oozing from her chicken flesh pores in the 3rd pic.
She looks like an extra from Starsky and Hutch. The 70s really perfected the art of le camel taux.
It’s like her pelvic situation is at war with her crotch and her boobs want to stay neutral.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE it!
That fabric is nasty! How can it look thick and clingy at the same time? Ish. You can see her ribs sticking out, inter alia, LOL, but at the same time it looks like she is wearing a spanx bodysuit under the jumpsuit. It’s 7 shades of WTF. Even Heidi Klum is saying oh hell no!
To all of today’s posters, THANK YOU!!!😂😂😂 you turned a pretty bad day into one funny asked nite RLMAO!!!
Oops! This what happens when you are so far up your own butt that you think everything you say, do, or wear is fabulous.
Worse than Stella McCartney, and that’s saying something. Gwennie is just so edgy…
Old plucked chicken..