Kim Kardashian in Lanyu at Cannes de Grisogono party: stylish or tragic?

69th Annual Cannes Film Festival - The De Grisogono Party

Here are some photos from last night’s de Grisogono party in Cannes. As I previewed earlier, Kim Kardashian came to Cannes just to attend the parties, and my guess is that Fawaz Gruosi (the older man she posed with) of de Grisogono jewelry was the one who flew Kim out on a private plane, just to attend this party. Although my guess is Kim will stick around through Thursday, for the amfAR gala. Anyway, Kim wore this Lanyu gown which seems uncharacteristic for her usually Balmain-and-Givenchy style these days. This is a remarkably “clean” look, and I don’t even hate the fact that her hair is too severe and her makeup is caked on. Basically, I like it because Kim looks different. That being said, she still looks like a wax figure.



Speaking of Givenchy, here’s Bella Hadid in a sparkly Givenchy suit. And completely dead eyes. Girl, SMIZE!



Toni Garrn in velvet… I’m okay with this dress, but why did so many ladies have hair in their faces? The ‘90s really are back, aren’t they?


Honestly, I think Kris Jenner looks nice here. Call me crazy, but this is a nice dress and I really do think she’s got a great haircut. Of course, she looks freshly filler’d and Botoxed too.



Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Kitten says:

    I see that Kim’s Face IV is making its big debut. Sigh.

    I think everybody looks ok..nothing too terrible.
    Bella Hadid is so freaking funny with the poses. Where are her friends to tell her to stop doing that because she looks ridiculous?

  2. Amanda says:

    What’s uncharacteristic is the nude body stocking she’s wearing underneath. Seems like a dress she’d wear without something like that

  3. The Eternal Side-Eye says:

    …what the hell are Kim and the Hadid girl wearing?

    Kim’s dress looks like something you’d find sold in one of those outlet malls in a bad neighborhood.

    Also, if Ms. Dead Eyes is gonna pretend to be a model could she have more than 1 facial expression?

  4. Jegede says:

    All the usual suspects except – WHERE IS MIRANDA KERR????????????

  5. roxane says:

    Seriously their faces are so tight it looks painfull. Call me crazy but I like Bella’s dead eyes Hadid suit.

  6. meme says:

    That Hadid girl sure is one note, isn’t she? Kim’s FACE!!!! what has she done to it now? PMK dressing her age…that’s a shock.

  7. Dee says:

    Kim’s face is pulled to capacity. Good lord. She was so beautiful before.

  8. Rose Nylund says:

    Kim’s dress would look better on a taller woman. On a positive note I love her eyebrows.

  9. Josefina says:

    I agree on Kris. She looks good.

    Kim looks like a muppet.

  10. QQ says:

    Well, that’s a New Face for both mom and catdaughter, no???!

    Remarkably No One here is actually full on Objectionable except Leo Model #6485 she is objectionable and that is sorta hair and makeup ( and I very much don’t like anyone here?)

  11. paolanqar says:

    Oh My god she looks embalmed!
    Even Kris looks better than her.. and that speaks volumes.
    Kim’s ass looks like is finally breaking free in that dress. I don’t hate the dress but she looks bad in it in the hip/ass area.

    • Myrna says:

      Yeah, her hips look like they’re about to eject, but overall, I love the dress and believe it’s the simplest cleanest look kim has worn in awhile.
      She seems to value the wideness of her ASS and exencuates it whenever possible, so she’s probably happy with this look.
      She’s definitely trimming down fast though, no?
      From week to week there’s weight loss.
      Her face does look embalmed as someone upthread posted, but not too bad as compared to other looks.

      Kris, too, is trimming down and in spite of how much I despise her I’ve maintained that she’s a lovely woman with a great haircut.
      I LOVE this gown on her.

  12. Tifygodess24 says:

    I think Kim has low down been slowly getting fat removed from her ass, and I have a feeling that’s why she has been doing the jacket thing again and again. So it’s not as noticeable. DM has pictures of her in a white dress at the airport and that ass is no where near the size it has been. It looks lifted and smaller (keep in mind the context of smaller for her). Cool sculpting, laser and some different lipo procedures have a very fast recovery time-if any at all, and could be done over and over again to get the look she wants. Even here her butt looks smaller, well atleast for her considering what she had to begin with.

  13. PumpkinSpice says:

    We really shouldn’t have to see her spanks. This look really isn’t that bad for KimmyKakes except for the full body spanks and the fat rolls popping out from the sides.

  14. THE OG BB says:

    Her face reminds me of someone post dental surgery… puffy and sore. She is morphing into the cat lady.

  15. Mimz says:

    All i have to say is that she looks quite skinny. And this dress is much better than any other truly hideous dress she could have worn. Like Balmain, or Gyvenchy. So, It’s a win, right?

  16. Jayna says:

    That top photo of Kim is hysterical with that thin panel to the gown and her hips and thighs sticking out in the sheer part. Who in their mind would think that’s flattering on her body shape?

    • Myrna says:

      IDK…I’ve come to believe that is the point with Kim.
      She banks on those hips and ASS.
      She must, because anyone else built like her would avoid this dress…like sprint away from it!

      I am impressed as I posted earlier with the fact that she seems to be trimming down fast and with the simple lines of this dress.
      She needs to wear simple less fussy lines to look her best.
      Yeah, her best remains embalmed, plastic and oddly shaped, but simple lines tame down the weirdness.

    • Lex says:

      @jayna I was thinking the same thing! That dress is made for someone like her sister Kendull’s body type. It makes her look bigger than normal.

    • Myardard says:

      I held up my hands to block off the nude body stocking jutting out on both sides of her dress. Wow, that dress looks amazing on her when I did that… then I removed my hands, and UGH. So not the dress for you, K? Needs more chainmail to cover up those sides.

  17. Athena says:

    So that’s what she looks like without her hips. It’s like an optical illusion where someone was trying to go, this is how Kim looks like with a stick straight body there.

  18. Elosaurus says:

    So much plastic … so many fake eyelashes, her eyes look like demon eyes. Deer gott!

  19. HK9 says:

    The “illusion” mesh is throwing off this look for me. It’s reminds me of foundation that doesn’t quite match-it’s supposed to match, but it doesn’t and there’s no hiding it.

  20. Jh says:

    I HATE her makeup. Nonononono. It makes her look even more like a cat.
    You are right about Kris. She looks great.

  21. Lucy says:

    I have seen some old pictures of Bella, pre procedure, and she was smiley and cheerful in all of them…I don’t know, she’s very young. I’m thinking she may be quite insecure about her face, which could be why she always looks so serious…that, and that she also must be sick of people telling her to smile, you know?

  22. Bridget says:

    Stop with the weird hand pose, Bella.

    Kim has gone full cat-face. I’d like the dress if the body stocking underneath wasn’t so cheap. It looks like it’s made out of the same material as old lady pantyhose.

  23. Whatwhatnot says:

    Katface Kim needs to leave that dress to Rihanna, who would be able to rock it without the Spanx. Her face is scaring me.

  24. BeefJerky says:

    There is no underdress, Kim just decided to wear her Spanx underneath it. If she looked like Kendall, she’d be wearing it the way it was intended– with no body sock. She is so delusional, this is level 11.

  25. Maggs says:

    Just a guess but the private jet was only paid for one way by that Rich John……part of the fee for her services…..I mean it was so obvious that Kim was hired for the night …..No matter how you spin it ….dress it up or cover it up its still selling her body for money….No better then what the girls on the corner of 6th and Vine do every night. The Daily Mail has pics of that older man sitting along with KK and Bella Hadid and giving Kim his jacket to keep her warm. He flew her up there but not back? They don’t call her PMK for nothing.

    Agree with the other poster, KK butt does look smaller. Maybe she is getting it reduced or has 10 pairs of Spanx on.

  26. FingerBinger says:

    Kim looks nice but the Cleopatra makeup looks silly.

  27. stinky says:

    how do you not have scars from all the lipo etc they must go thru?

  28. joanne says:

    the dress Kim wore on the plane was so flattering. she looked great. this dress makes her look like she’s wearing saddlebags.

  29. ReineDidon says:

    I like the dress. She is more simple and clean looking than any other of her sausage casing dresses.
    Her face is another story though …

  30. serena says:

    Now I know why Bella Hadid bothered me so much in a way, she kinda looks like JLaw!

  31. NotSoSocialButterfly says:

    I actually let out and involuntary “Gah!” when I saw the dress on her. She still truly does not know how to dress herself for her altered body after all these years. The simple front of the dress itself is pretty, though I’m not crazy for the full cut- out sides.

    Bella’s outfit is outstanding, fantastic, and so, so chic. I just love it.

  32. Velvet Elvis says:

    I actually think she looks great in that dress but there’s no getting around that catface.

  33. Jessie Mendoza says:

    I think this dress is a total homerun. It’s nice to see her in something that doesn’t look like it’s actively trying to suffocate her. I like the hips to the side with the illusion paneling a lot. It works for me. I do think her hair and makeup are way too harsh though…So close, Kim, so close.

    Her mom’s dress makes me feel claustrophobic though.

  34. KiddVicious says:

    Kim’s dress looks 100x’s better than what she usually wears, but that’s not saying much. This dress makes it look like her hips have finally had enough and are making a run for it.

  35. Erica_V says:

    I’m going to say this quietly and then run…

    This might be the best she’s ever looked. At the very least, it’s the best dress she’s ever worn. She looks stunning.

  36. SM says:

    The dress is actualy nice considering it’s Kim. Too bad it’s hanging on a wax figure not a human

  37. rudy says:

    The dress is not flattering on her even though it looks much better than the body stockings she always wears.

    I think these women – models, celebrities, singers — are all just trying to get away with the LEAST amount of clothing possible. It is as if they need us to see them naked in order to appreciate their gorgeous bods. In fact, it is the opposite for me. Someone much more covered up is more sexy than if you reveal EVERYTHING, like Bella did today in Cannes. Her red dress, no underwear. I find very unsexy. Not lovely.

    And Kim is now PROMOTING nudity. Her line at the webby’s – “nude selfies ’til I die.”
    Ok, fine. We should be able to show our bodies. BUT,does she realize what is happening now in High Schools? There is a website that is filled with girls nude HS selfies. The boys are swapping the pictures. This is NOT COOL. This is NOT HEALTHY.

    Kim seems like a teenager who still does not have to two parts of the brain put together. Teens do not understand the consequences of their actions partly because their brains are not fully developed. Kim is living in her own dreamland, not understanding that the rest of us are living LIFE out here. Not a succession of parties, promotions, and hair styling.

    If Kim puts her nude body out on the web, her $$$ skyrockets. If YoungGril from Somewhere, America puts her nude selfie on her instagram….well, that is a horse of a different color. Joe Schmo from Somewhere,American snaps the pictures & puts it up for guys everywhere to see, suddenly, nothing is fun anymore and everything changes for the worse.

    • dj says:

      @ Rudy. Agreed with the girls in HS and nude selfies. I think you explained beautifully what poor Chloe Moretz stated poorly (and everyone jumped on for body policing). That is the concern for really young girls/women thinking this is an awesome way to get attention and it not turning out the way it has for KK.

  38. TippyToes says:

    I think Kim has surpassed Paris Hilton in eye wonkiness.

  39. jeanpierre says:

    PMK cannot look nice. She is the opposite of nice. Here she is again looking all kinds of pimping her daughter out to a creepy old leather bag. I guess it’s refreshing not to have Kim’s goodies on extra full display as usual. She cleans up rather well.

  40. Isa77 says:

    Kim’s face in the first photo almost looks like it is morphing into Lee Ann Rimes’…..Everyone is starting to look alike with the same fillers, Botox, plumped lips and taut, shiny face. it’s freaking me out! Also, dress disaster with the weird fish gill hip detail. NO.

  41. Hollz says:

    Help! Two Kim looks in a row that I don’t hate? I think she looks fantastic here, and the black dress she wore on the plane was also really great. Could it be a return to her 2007 level of style?

  42. cindyp says:

    What?? Kris looks awful. The dress is too small; look at the shoulders which are creeping up. Satin is so unflattering on someone who’s not thin. Am I looking at the same pics as everyone else? She’s a pretty woman but that dress is fug. Of course, Kim looks ridiculous as usual.

  43. Twinkle says:

    She’s tragic in every way.