Here’s yet another list compiled to describe “the best” or “the most beautiful” or “the sexiest” in Hollywood. Except this latest poll is only about breasts, and who has the prettiest pair. If we’re just doing random body parts now, I can’t wait to see who has The Prettiest Big Toe, or The Sexiest Hands. Or, God forbid, The Best nether region. Anyhoo, guess who topped the “best boobs” list? Scarlett Johansson, of course. She does have lovely breasts, I will give her that.
Jessica Simpson, Halle Berry, Salma Hayek and Jennifer Love Hewitt all made the top five. How can it be a breast competition without Salma Hayek not taking the top prize, every single time? Salma’s boobs are epic – and they’re lovely. She always keeps her girls out, too. I believe I heard a rumor about Salma’s boobs having their own agent and publicist.
Scarlett Johansson’s boobs are officially the bust in the business.
The Lost In Translation beauty has topped a poll of Hollywood’s best breasts – beating the likes of Halle Berry and Jessica Simpson to the prize.
Scarlett’s formidable chest is not just a favourite with film fans. Her co-stars have also been mesmerised by her award-winning pair – including the Other Boleyn Girl actress Natalie Portman.
Natalie once said: “Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett’s breasts.”
“She’s got beautiful ones.”
Ugly Betty star Salma Hayek was an unlucky runner-up, followed by Halle, Jessica and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
The poll was compiled by US TV show Access Hollywood.
From The Sun
Halle’s got a great figure overall – her boobs are just one part of a fabulous package. My top three would be Salma, Halle, then Scarlett. I’m not so sure about Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt. But at this point, what else is Jessica Simpson known for? Not her singing, not acting… just her figure. And Hewitt? I always thought those puppies were fake, honestly. Didn’t they just appear one year when she was on Party of Five?
Most photos credit: WENN.com. Side boob photo of Salma Hayek credit: Fame Pictures. Header image thanks to Dolce & Gabbana
Pretty spot on , my top 3 would be exactly that .
Salma ,Scarlett , and Halle .
gorgeous breasts .
What exactly is the criteria? And when will we see the contest for Hollywood’s best package (male)?
Bina – Everyone already knows nobody has a bigger package than Mr. Lexington Steele.
Salma Hayeks boobs are fake.I’ve seen the before picture.She was like Demi Moore before the boob job.Very few celebrities have “real breasts” and personally I can’t guarantee which breasts are real anymore.
I think Salma’s should have made first place, then Scarlett, then Penelope (why was she left out, she’s got gorgeous tatas) and then Halle.
Salma’s breasts aren’t fake, contrary to popular belief. I’ve seen various films where she had them out and you can definitely tell they are real. As to her having had smaller ones at some point, she once said in an interview that she had next to nothing for a long time and then, just as she was despairing, hormones really kicked in and her breasts developed. Personally, I believe that, I’ve had friends whom that happened to.
@Bina: I totally agree, I want a best package contest now! It’s only fair. My winner would be Kevin Bacon, hands down, followed by Colin Farrell. Yumm!
Eh, old Scarlett maybe… bobblehead Scarlett starved her contenders away.
I think Jessica and Jennifer’s boobs are probably saggy. That’s what happens when your weight yo-yos. Plus Jessica’s boobs are veiny.
This garbage is actually worth printing??
She’s Latina! 😀 Of course they’re real. Always endowed with such great boobs. Dammit all.
i like scarletts boobs. proportion to her body, firm and its like mother earth.
salma got stretch marks on her boobies already because it has grown big too much.
exactly Lisa. just love how our culture reduces women to body parts to be judged on. we so advanced.
And Tom Cruise thinks he’s Xenu’s gift to the world.
In other words, der!
Almost all actresses today have enormous breasts and tiny skinny bodies. They look like such clones, so it’s refreshing to see somebody like Scarlett who actually has a nice body, and it’s not due to her surgeon or personal trainer.
Gawd, I’d be offended and say something about objectifying women if this wasn’t so ridiculous.
Salma’s boobs are fake, she used to be super flat.
This is poll is from The Sun. All they do is talk about boobs.
Thanks blahblah.I have the picture to prove it.Unfortunately I can’t post it here.She was super flat.It’s the first time I hear about hormones kicking in at the age of 20-25 and growing your breasts.Celebrities would say anything to cover up their plastic surgeries.
Scarlett’s boobs are shrinking. How’d she win?
Fake or not, Salma’s are out there for the world to enjoy.
I’d put Salma in the top spot and Scarlett second.
“If we’re just doing random body parts now, I can’t wait to see who has The Prettiest Big Toe, or The Sexiest Hands.”
Don’t know about Prettiest Big Toe. But if there’s a list for Pretty Damn Big Toe, I’d win. :’)
Salma had her breasts done just before going to Hollywood.
Eh I dunno.. I’ve been to Hollywood and my husband says my breasts are boobtacular. How come I’m not on the list?
my picks would be salma, scarlett, then jessica..
We never saw Scarlett’s boobs, although she has made every effort to draw attention to her boobs.
I am not sure who is the girl in the picture, though.
That is not Scarlett Johansson’s face.
It’s not just the different nose- the entire face looks different.
wow, what an accomplishment!
To all the whiny chicks:
Don’t worry, the objectification has just begun. It’s all about competition and there simply is nothing more interesting to people in the world than women’s body parts. This is gonna be a fun century. The girls of today will be ugly compared to the ones ten years from now. And the reason they don’t do lists of men, is because outside of a couple of weirdos, nobody gives a crap.
I would like to have a foursome. Me and Salma and Scarlett’s boobs. I love both these women. Call me girls.