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When I think of Paris Hilton, the first word that pops into my head is “classy.” The second is “maternal.” So it makes perfect sense that Paris is working on her own line of children’s clothing. What better way to merge her two most prominent features? Whenever I look at Paris’ getup, I think, “Man, I wish they made that outfit in kid’s sizes. Granted I don’t have a kid, but when I do I fully intend to dress them up like teeny, tiny skanks.
Paris Hilton is set to launch her own range of children’s clothes. After this venture, there will really be nothing Paris hasn’t done in the fashion industry. I mean, how many ways is her brand stretched?
The hotel heiress – who already has her own lines of perfumes, jewelery, shoes, pet clothes and women’s wear – is ready to branch out into a new market and is working on coming up with a character to accompany the new line. She wrote on her Twitter page:
“Just got home from a long day. About to start drawing the character for my new children’s clothing line.”
Paris, 28, is not the first celebrity to design clothes aimed at children. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have a clothing line available in Wal-Mart stores across the US, aimed at girls aged four to 14.
Tori Spelling is in the process of launching Little Maven by Tori Spelling, a children’s line inspired by her two kids, Liam and Stella.
[From I’m Not Obsessed]
Here’s the thing: Tori Spelling has kids, so I’d be willing to see her out. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have a hugely successful fashion empire, and they started doing things for kids when they were kids. Paris Hilton isn’t a kid (though you could make an argument about her childlike maturity and intellect) and doesn’t have kids. Though she has an obsession with babies, I don’t think that qualifies her to design kids’ clothing. And she dresses like a wh*re. If she had a bit more taste, I might think this could have some merit. But she’s the last person I’d be comfortable associating with my hypothetical child. I wouldn’t even want a piece of clothing with her name on it to be worn by my child. I probably wouldn’t even let them wear a shirt with the city of Paris on it, just because it’s too close for comfort.
Hilton needs to realize that just because she has an idea doesn’t mean it’s good.
Here’s Paris shoping at Ariane hat boutique while filming a segment for the second season of her reality show ‘Paris Hilton’s My New BFF’ in Los Angeles on Wednesday. Can’t you just hear her singing, “I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!” Images thanks to WENN.com .
Written by JayBird
Posted in Fashion, Kids, Paris Hilton
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Get ready for see through shirts…bc like, it’s so modern for kids.
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Can’t CB take a vacation from Paris so we all can have a break from this useless blonde coat hanger? Ick!
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What would the diseased Ostrich know about designing clothes for kids?
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Will the kids clothing resemble how she dresses her dogs?
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@becca-good analogy. excuse me while I steal that for all future references to this creature.
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If that hat she’s wearing is any indication whatsoever of her direction, I pray for our children.
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She’s looking more and more like a guy in drag.
As for Paris designing clothes for children, I am aghast. Just aghast.
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Maybe she’ll call the clothing line “Prostitots.”
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sad thing is some idiot parents will buy this crap for their kids
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ROFL @ KateNonymous!
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Fortunately for Paris, genital herpes does not usually effect a woman’s ability to become pregnant and have a healthy baby. Unfortunately, I think this clothing line is a sign that she is looking to breed.
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Dressing one’s child in any tripe made by this Wonky-eyed walking Valtrex advertisement should be considered child abuse.
I don’t understand how she can honestly think so highly of and be so into herself. She’s got the most painfully masculine features -those feet and manhands!- and everything about her is so phony and tacky. She has no talent and provides little to nothing in the form of entertainment. (We’re not laughing with you, Paris.) Is she really delusional enough to think she’s relevant and that people like her, or is she just plain stupid?
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I used to love the name Paris, years ago before she became famous it was on my list of baby names for my hypothetical children. But now she has forever ruined the name for me.
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Seriously, she should stick to what she does best, drinking, striking unnatural poses, dancing on tabletops, and wasting money. What is that on her head? Desinging a hat to look like a construction helmet is rather idiotic.
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Omg what a joke!
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She’s in a world all of her own.
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“whores R us.”
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This is freaking hilarious! Did anyone ever see the episode of “South Park” when a clothing store called ‘little sluts’ or something opened up and all the girls dressed in it to emulate Paris Hilton?! Seems it was only a matter of time… Quite frankly, this womman havng ANYTHING to do with kids frightens the living hell out of me. I’m just saying…
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Patrice, I believe the store in South Park was “Stupid Spoiled Whore.”
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She’s looking cute…. but looks like guy…
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she wear cloth very fashionable and very short so blunt
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