“What’s worse, Justin Timberlake’s hat or Jessica Biel’s bangs?” links

Justin Timberlake’s hat & Jessica Biel’s bangs: the photos. [LaineyGossip]
Scarlett Johansson just wore a nightgown to a Variety event. [Popoholic]
Brandi Glanville has given up on men at this point. [Dlisted]
I burst out laughing at Emma Roberts’ blouse. [Go Fug Yourself]
How much would it cost to go to a real Westworld? [Pajiba]
When Nicki Minaj Met Lauryn Hill is a movie I would watch. [Jezebel]
Last night’s RHONJ showed Joe Giudice going to prison. [Reality Tea]
Hilary Duff is Instagram-official with her boyfriend. [Wonderwall]
Dear LGBT people: Dolly Parton will always love yoooooouuu. [OMG Blog]
Hilary Duff, these jeans are not flattering. [Moe Jackson]
Escaped gorilla stands with Harambe. [The Blemish]

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  1. marc kile says:

    The dress she’s wearing looks great just not the color.Green leather just does not look good.
    Thoughts anyone?

    • bettyrose says:

      Battlestar Galactica chic. If I thought she was a scifi nerd, I’d give her huge props for the dress, but I’m guessing the look is unintentional.

    • Kitten says:

      I actually love the color and I like the dress but is one sleeve a thing now? Not sure how I feel about that….

    • LoveIsBlynd says:

      I happen to love green anything, especially leather. I have a soft spot for JB. Colorado girl. Yes. And hats? Yes.

  2. lvw2 says:

    Q: What’s worse, Justin Timberlake’s hat or Jessica Biel’s bangs?”

    A: TIE

  3. RedOnTheHead says:

    Dolly Parton is, and continues to be, a national damn treasure.

  4. Jay (the Canadian one) says:

    Why does this site hate bangs so much?

    • Matomeda says:

      +1

    • Wren33 says:

      I don’t understand. I can’t do them personally because I have a widow’s peak and wavy hair, but they can look good.

    • tegteg says:

      Yeah, this site is notoriously biased against bangs. I actually think Biel’s look pretty good here.

    • V4Real says:

      I don’t get it either and I like bangs on some women including myself.

    • Erinn says:

      I don’t get it – I mean in some cases, sure. There are some pretty painfully awful bangs out there. But overall – I like them. And I’ve never not had some form of them.

    • Syko says:

      I’ve wondered the same thing. I like them, have worn them most of my life.

    • Nancy says:

      I love bangs, I have them. But she has such a structured face with those high cheekbones that she is wasting with the bangs. She looks like a smitten high school girl wearing the dress she bought from her babysitting money (she left off one sleeve to afford the ruffle) standing next to the nerdy kid. Shame because they could be the homecoming king and queen if they got it together … or at least the first runner-ups.

    • GingerCrunch says:

      I imagine the writers have these beautiful, long manes of hair they throw back in messy buns. And when they wear it down, they have glorious, wavy tresses and look terrific without bangs. Then there’s the rest of us…😒

    • Bridget says:

      Most of the bangs we see are sad and mumsy (see: Garner, Jennifer). Cute, angled, or side swept bangs are great. But these women go for awful ones.

    • embertine says:

      I have a giant head. Bangs are not optional for me unless I want to look like the aliens in Mars Attacks. Believe me, I fought it for years because my hair is wavy. Then I discovered hair straighteners and I am at peace.

    • Kath says:

      I concur. Bangs hatred is irrational.

    • Boodiba says:

      I’ve always wondered that too! I like bangs in general & there’s nothing wrong with hers.

  5. Lightpurple says:

    Justin seems to have sucked all the beautiful out of Jessica.

  6. SusanneToo says:

    The hat.

  7. atorontogal says:

    The colour is about the only thing I like about the dress. I just don’t like the long sleeve, high neck and ruffle on one side and bare arm on the other. Her bangs and his dorky hat are a solid tie!

  8. boredblond says:

    I don’t mind the hat or the bangs..not wild about the dress..

  9. Neelyo says:

    That hat just brings out his resemblance to Fox and Friends’ Steve Doocy, not a good look

  10. Sil says:

    I don’t mind the fringe tbh

  11. Matomeda says:

    He’s looking so skinny. Or, dare I say it…old?

  12. Danielle says:

    Her bad hair with that dress…not a good look at all. And he looks smarmy as ever.

  13. Kri says:

    I have never seen someone dressed in snot. Where is Tim Gunn.

  14. Kimma says:

    I feel terrible saying this, but I just can’t figure out why people think she is amazing? She def has a great body, no doubt. But, her hair looks so flat and greasy there..am i wrong?

  15. Jayna says:

    Jessica looked beautiful on the red carpet.

  16. spidey says:

    As a Brit, every time I see the word bangs on here, I give a dirty snigger.

    • Abbess Tansy says:

      What’s it mean in Britspeak?

    • Susan says:

      To bang means the same in the US. It’s just one of those multi-use terms that people understand inherently in the context. Kind of like how “fanny” has a crude meaning in UK but can also be a woman’s first name. 😂

      • spidey says:

        Who’d call a girl Fanny these days? 😆

      • Abbess Tansy says:

        The British have the most interesting and just coolest slang terms. I need to borrow a couple of them.
        I do have an American friend named Fanny. No idea there was another meaning.

      • spidey says:

        @ Abbess Tansy – my family came from Lancashire but we moved down to the Midlands when I was a baby. Our Northern sayins caused amusement – such “don’t just stand there like cheese at 4 pence” or “Well, I’ll go to the foot of our stairs!”

        And as for Cockney rhyming slang………

      • K2 says:

        Fanny is not a name now! They even redid a vintage children’s book, renaming a character Frances.

        Nobody will call their kids Dick or Gay anymore, either.

    • Evil Queen says:

      It actually means that here too, but more as a verb than a noun.

  17. Susan says:

    “What’s worse?”

    Justin Timberlake’s botoxed face.

    • bettyrose says:

      Is that what I’m looking at? I mean, I was in my twenties when he was a teen hearththrob, so I’ve never seen the appeal, but I’m really confused at this point. This is a guy who A-List women chased and everyone applauded Biel for landing? I mean, I’m sure he’s a great guy and all, but if it’s his personality everyone has lusted for all these years, could someone just confirm that?

      • Esmom says:

        I never saw the appeal, either. Same with Kathy Griffin. She had a really funny bit back in the day when she expressed astonishment that anyone could find him attractive or sexy, something about how he just seems like someone cooler’s dweeby little brother, lol. I totally agree.

  18. Abbess Tansy says:

    He reminds me of Robin Thicke now, ugh.

  19. Cait says:

    To be fair, it’s been pretty humid here lately – which will never, ever, EVER aid a defense of bangs.

  20. bettyrose says:

    Not to split hairs, but ScarJo isn’t wearning a nightgown. It’s a neglige.

  21. QQ says:

    Justin’s Botox makes him look very Bradley Cooper serial Killer about the face

  22. Sage says:

    Justin constantly has this strung out look. He is not aging well at all. Jessica looks good.

  23. nicegirl says:

    That’s a hard one, but I’m going with the hat, because it’s on that dude.

  24. Elizabeth says:

    What’s worse? Her bangs. He can take the hat off.

  25. Brandi says:

    Is it just me or does JT’s face look kind of…odd?? It looks like he’s either done something or he’s wearing too much make up…

  26. Bridget says:

    At least the hat takes the focus off of his crazy eyes? He looks like he’s either massively over-caffeinated or drugged out.

    • Happy21 says:

      I think he looks high AF myself. That was my first thought. I can’t say botoxed because it’s not really up close and I just think high as a kite…

      She looks great except the bangs. And I love bangs! They just don’t look good on her flat hair.

  27. BobaFelty says:

    They’re the hipster couple that everyone secretly hates, but feels obligated to attend their gluten-free/vegan/alcohol-free wine tastings. #blessed

  28. Lucy2 says:

    Justin Timberlake. The answer is always Justin Timberlake.

  29. Ruyana says:

    The hat is exceptionally ugly and sitting on JT’s head isn’t helping it at all. He’s always been funny about his hair. Is he losing it and trying to conceal that?