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This week, In Touch has an interesting little story about Angelina Jolie. As it turns out, Angelina totally read In Touch’s cover story last week, the one about Brad and Jennifer Aniston meeting up in his car, and Brad whining about his difficult life, and something about a necklace. The gist of the story was that Brad was going to leave Angelina, and he was crying on Jennifer’s shoulder, because he realized he still had feelings for Jennifer. Of course, as US Weekly smugly pointed out this week, In Touch is full of crap. No mention of the pot-kettle-you’re-full-of-crap aspect of US Weekly calling out In Touch.
Back to the story – so, Angelina read the In Touch story, and she was furious. She called everyone in their “inner circle” to see if they would verify it. I think “inner circle” means “Zahara and Maddox”, but I digress. Angelina got the story verified, and had a fit. She called up Brad and told him off, saying “he’d humiliated her for the last time.” She then cussed him out. Yes, this is the image of Angelina that the tabloids spin:
When In Touch broke the news that Brad and Jen had secretly met after he picked her up on the NYC set of the film The Baster, it wasn’t just reader who were shocked.
According to a source close to the couple, Brad’s partner, Angelina Jolie, learned the story was true after questioning people in her inner circle – and leveled Brad with an angry phone call from the set of her film, Salt.
“She told Brad he’d humiliated her for the last time,” the source reveals. “She then hurled a string of insults at him and hung up.”
The source adds that “World War III” has broken out at the Long Island, NY mansion that Brad, Angelina and their six children are sharing, and it will be hard to “try to act like a happy couple” when they attend the Cannes film festival in France this month.
[From In Touch, print edition, May 25, 2009]
Ah, a nice little Cannes film festival reference. I think that’s In Touch’s way of giving Brangelina an ultimatum – they must both show up at Cannes and look happy every single minute, or the tabloid will continue to run stories about their imminent demise. People aren’t even sure if Angelina is going to come to Cannes to support Brad and Inglourious Basterds. She might still have to be in New York for filming. God, can you just imagine the collective tabloid hissy fit if Angelina doesn’t drop everything to walk a red carpet with Brad?
She looks creepy in that wig.
“I think ‘inner circle’ means Zahara and Maddox”
Hilarious, but you forgot her manservant, James Haven
yeah, because I’m SO sure Jolie concerns herself with the tabloids.
This stuff just gets more and more ridiculous.
“I think that’s In Touch’s way of giving Brangelina an ultimatum – they must both show up at Cannes and look happy every single minute, or the tabloid will continue to run stories about their imminent demise.”
well said.
Of course she is going to Cannes. Splited or not, they will go together. They are fame Wh**res. Yes, miss Aniston too. But she is a junior compared to them.
just reading about them reminds me of the beauty of simplicity.
their lives are so complicated. Something’s gotta give.
You can tell Jen has a movie opening. Every piece of tabloid lie come out suppose to have every man running after Aniston what a bunch of rubbish.
James Haven is creepy. Very creepy. Aside from that, it’s pathetic how these 40 somethings are portrayed as petty, neurotic 15 year olds. More annoying is how the same 3 story lines about the trio have been regurgitated for the past 5 years.
She looks like a fembot in that wig…
Wow, when will this garbage end?
might sit and wait for the storm of comments, he he he.
Never. It will never end, unless one of them dies, and even then, there will be some kind of posthumous longing.
I highly doubt angelina reads in touch magazine. This whole story is bs.
Annie : nooooooooooooo! If one of them dies…we will have a campaing of canonization at Vatican. I cant pass through it. Please.
Maybe Brad will end up with Angie, Jen and 75 other virgins after they all pass on. Angie could also pull a Woody Allen and marry Maddox as soon as he is 18. Jen may end up with Brad’s baby in a virgin style birth.
She’s a skany media wh*re. Down with the evil Angelina.
While I don’t believe the story, I’m sure she makes Brad’s life a living hell….
So I guess Angelina called In Touch again to report exactly how she cussed out Brad Pitt.
She needs to stop handing over all this material and actually make these reporters work for their money.
her face does look strained in the picture — maybe she is mulling how she’s going to torture Brad for not being obedient.
knowing how she is with knives, i wouldn’t be so quick to fall into too deep a sleep around her. she may go after a certain male organ to avenge him and permanently keep him from other women.
let’s face it, she’s not like you or me. she has her ways.
AJ is not going to respond to an ultimatum. She’s the one that’s in control here. And that’s why I think she will be absent from Cannes.
nooooooooooooo! If one of them dies…we will have a campaing of canonization at Vatican. I cant pass through it. Please.
Rofl.
No worries, she’s not Mother Theresa. lol. *pats your hand* it’s ok, it won’t happen. I promise.
you bi*ches are funny on here. AJ’s ears are probably ringing from all of you talking about her
“I think that’s In Touch’s way of giving Brangelina an ultimatum – they must both show up at Cannes and look happy every single minute, or the tabloid will continue to run stories about their imminent demise.”
I so agree with this and if they do go to cannes, they we will have the tabs and the haters analysing all the pictures to look for more bs stories to write and talk about lol
Well, well, well, Bradley should hide all the crazy glue and lawn darts before the Saint Angelina gets home tonight.
Annie – you are right – obviously are too young to know who Richard Burton was, he was an excellent actor who had the misfortune of being more famous for marrying Elizabeth Taylor twice, after their second divorce he met and married a woman outside of the business – the tabs of the day never stopped speculating Richard and Liz would eventually remarry – after Burton died the tabs ran headline after headline about Burton’s final days without Liz and how Liz would never recover from the loss of the love of her life. I wonder what Burton’s wife was thinking or feeling. But all in the name of entertainment and headlines.
This is becoming fiction more and more. Gross!
They’ll show up at Cannes. The tabloids have basically blackmailed them into making an appearance to prove the rumors aren’t true. Spin, spin, spin–as usual.
What else can In Touch say at this point? They were called out on this story (and 4 years worth of stories) and can’t back down now. It’s like what Kate Winslet said about Pitt/Jolie. Their life is like a soap opera with everyone watching and waiting for something to happen (like a break up). Think she was right. It’s the ugly side of fame at it’s most extreme. If the pressure of 6 small children weren’t enough they are faced with daily proclamations of their demise and all the hatred spewed on this and other websites. Actually this website isn’t too bad. Go to US Weekly where they are burning the kids alive in a locked car and you’ll see what I mean.
inner circle dig was sooooooooooooo funny!
I never did like this homewrecking bitch. And why is it that she always seems so possessive? I mean, she’s the one who helped break up their marriage, so didn’t she win? Why is she sooo threatened by Jennifer? I hope Brad leaves her ass one day. It’d serve her right.
Im sure she cusses Brad out everyday anyway..and as much as I think shes a skank..I don’t believe this story, but I do believe they will break up soon.
OK lets see fame^^^^^.. they have been out of site for months. Brad has a movie premiering at Cannes..He and his partner are going to promote his film.. OK… I guess they are in great company. Hugh, Tom H, Christian B. and all the others who are promoting a movie. Dislike them if you want, but if they wanted to be in the press everyday they could. ONE would think a famewh*** would do that. Some of you freaks need to get some help. Your hate for Angelina is boarding on insanity now. They are together like it or not. You don’t know this woman. Sick freaks. You are obsessed with them then their fans. You know everything about them, yet hate them sooooo much..LOL
Best part she nor he give a crap. They are enjoying their lives while some of you nuts are here every time telling how much you hate her. Get a life.. Angie and Brad seem to be doing great in their.. LMAO at some of you wierdos.
attack away.. the truth hurts.
I don’t understand why everybody is saying that Angelina won’t go to Cannes. They always go to each other premieres. The only exception was for Burn After Reading when Angelina just gave birth 1-2 months before. Big movie stars are able to request time off for events. I find it laughable that In Touch had the audacity to say she reads their magazine. For four years all of the tabloids have been saying they brokeup, Brad is going back to Jennifer, etc. All of the sudden she believes them?
the wig is scary
She does look like a scary slut.
I can’t wait for Brad to cheat on her. What comes around, goes around and she’ll get what she deserves.
Aniston’s publicist has already denied that any such meeting ever took place.
Thank you, Jodie.
You know, posting on here was fun for a week or so but posting threads based on fabricated bullshit which you know damn well is bullshit is ridiculous. And what is even sillier is that some of you idiots actually believe it.
Thanks for the laughs. Ciao.
Jodie and kap are spot on. Now next week when they will be the most photographed couple at the festival people will come on this site and others and complain about their famewhoring whilst ignoring the fact that we’ve hardly seen them or their children for months. Then cue the body language experts to tell us again that a) they’re still in love or b) on the cusp of another breakup. You know the breakup that has been predicted since they got together.
jodie, your post here was the longest and most emotional… perhaps you should be the one getting a life? hmmm?
I always think the comments on this site are funnier than the story because people act like Brad and Angie are their friends and have to defend them the tabloids. It’s so funny how invested some people are with these celebrities who don’t give a crap about you — as long as you are buying a ticket to one of their movies
hmm you are so right. Poor bitter souls have been sitting here making the same comments for years. To bad they didn’t get a chance to get out and enjoy life a little. I don’t blame the men for leaving their fat crusty arse’s on that couches eating potato chips posting hate junk about Brad/Angie whom they don’t even know. Image their husband looking down on that tub of lard posting away. What man would want that.
So funny how the tabloids and web sites use their twisted hateful minds to make money off of their hatred.
Sometimes some posters here remind me of the movie ‘So I Married an Ax Murderer’ (Mike Myers—1990’s-I think-VERY funny, if anyone is looking for a good comedy to watch). Anyway, in that movie the main character’s mother is addicted to these totally over-the-top tabloids that are full of alien babies and Elvis-is-alive type stories and she treats them absolutely seriously!
It’s hysterical.
I always wondered how those types of tabloids made enough money to keep printing. I mean, after all, who would take that stuff seriously….?
Jodie your post was so right. I always the guilty pig squil the loudest. So I guess the truth hurt ChristinaT. She should get a life.
Angelina is a bad person period. I believe it for that reason alone.
Interesting — why would Aniston’s publicist (not Brad’s) deny the meeting took place? Jennifer is unattached, so why would she go out of her way like that to make Brad look good?
This makes it look like Brad asked Jennifer to deny it, and she did so as a favor, to save him from Angie’s wrath.
PJ, Brad no longer has a publicist, he got rid of her more than 2 years ago. and Angelina never, ever, had one. That’s why tabloids go crazy with false stories on those 2, because they don’t have any PR agent who will come out and deny any fake stories about them.
And as far as Jen and her PR, 2 years ago, both USweekly and Perez gave detailed accounts on how Jen’s publicist has lied repeatedly and gave them false stories about Jen for their (US)magazines and Perez’s websites. And then he turns around and blames it on them, That’s is why many ppl feels Jen and her PR agent manipulates the public with any stories that comes out about her, because a publicist main job is to lie and protect their clients. Which is why we may never get the full stories on many celebs with skeleton in their closets.
Angelina Jolie looks like a jackass.
I don’t get the obsession with her.
Amy -AJ is in the middle of filming Salt , PJ- Brad doesn’t have a publicist anymore
GOD what bullshit this is lool
“I don’t get the obsession with her.”
She has marketed herself as the woman all mothers have nightmares over which snags the guys. She also epitomizes all the kinky fantasies men have as well while they are at home chatting with their in laws.
With females she’s the wicked best friend who gets to do all the fun stuff while they stay at home bored.
Mave sorry millions of people don’t agree with you. Like you say about you idol…..Angie is working and enjoying her life with her man and kids, she is not bothering any body.
You stopped your so call life to run her name in the groud. She sure didn’t stop her day to be both with you. That there makes her a better person than you.
I don’t believe this story at all, even though I guarantee when Angelina Jolie’s looks fade, Brad Pitt will probably be throwing her sh*t onto the front lawn somewhere.
I hope Tony and Jodie are joking or are trolls, because there are so many holes I can punch in their “judgments”.
The most long winded posts on here belong to Brangelina’s most defensive apologists. I think that if anyone’s wasting their time, it’s you two.
Regardless of whatever celebrity is, not everyone’s going to like them, so deal with it. They have their reasons, and I’m sure you have yours too.
Not everything winds down to “jealousy”. I can’t speak on anyone’s behalf, but I dislike them because they seem boring and shallow. Is that alright? Am I allowed to admit that without facing your baseless assumptions?
I’d like to believe that no-one who graduated from high school thinks the way *you* do. And yes, I partially dislike them for moral reasons. So sue me. I know it’s only based upon speculation that she knowingly got involved with Brad Pitt, but the same happened with Billy Bob Thornton, supposedly.
I’m suspicious of that, and if having a problem with that makes me old fashioned and uptight, then good. I’m not one to post in a Brangelina thread swinging with the “ZOMG HOMEWRECKER!” comments, but occasionally, someone says something so damned ignorant that you need to give a serious reality check.
BTW, Tony, I wasn’t aware that only fat/ugly people have morals, but all the same to your argument. I guess knee jerk generalizations are the only way to justify your argument when you already sound like a giant douche anyway. I can totally sink to your level and accuse you of being a cheating, mysoginistic bastard and Jodie of being a homewrecker who’re both totally projecting, but I won’t.
My post is longer than both of yours, but I’m not the one sitting upon her pedestal ridiculing everyone else who has different opinions. I will, however, post a response to idiotic statements where they’re warranted.
By the way, Angelina Jolie looks like shit.
OMG, I WENT THERE.
I have to laugh when I read some of these posts.
the brangeloonies are some of the biggest hypocrites I’ve ever encountered.
Brad and Angie “promote their movies”. when Aniston does it, she’s being an attention whore.
Brad and Angie have “horrible, untrue” things printed about them in the tabs. when it’s a story about Aniston, it’s gospel.
they say things like “you don’t know anything about them but you act like you know everything that goes on in their lives”. um…pot, meet kettle. THEIR FANS DO THE SAME THING!!! only diff is that the fanS act like Brad & Angie are friends of theirs.
newsflash…you don’t know them. they don’t WANT you to know them. things they do in their life will not affect you, whether they’re together forEVAH or if they break up tomorrow.
“I know it’s only based upon speculation that she knowingly got involved with Brad Pitt, but the same happened with Billy Bob Thornton, supposedly.”
I also heard this…BBT and Jolie were shooting “Pushing Tin”…BBT’s gf at the time was Laura Dern. She was also off shooting a movie, and she says that when she came back, BBT and Jolie were living together and that’s how she found out she was dumped.
Wow, I knew it had to be something along the lines of BBT leaving his woman for Angelina Jolie, but that’s way more harsh than what I anticipated to read about. Wow.
So in either case, whether Angelina Jolie interfered with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s relationship or not, she still interfered with BBT and Laura Dern’s relationship, hence making her *still* a pig no matter what.
At least the crazy snots are no longer trying to argue that she didn’t willingly break up a marriage, but the “justifications” for it just kill me.
Anything excessive is bad. The pendulum swings in both direction folks, so enough with the ‘I’m taking the higher ground ‘ shit.
Jen fans… put a sock in it! You’re not any better preaching about how Brangelina fans are nutters. You guys are no saints either (I won’t even make the pot/kettle reference, because I’ve read that comment on at least ten posts this week – and yes, it’s getting old). In fact, if you distaste of Brangelina so much, by all means, stop reading posts about them or making comments. It just makes you look worse than the Jolie fans.
Brangelina fans… shut up already! Not everyone likes the JPs and will defend them with their last breaths. Step acting like you are holier than thou. Your distaste for Aniston makes no sense. In fact, most of you didn’t have an issue with her until Brad left her for Angelina. Why do you hate Jen so much? Most of you don’t even have a freaking clue why.
Hmmmm. Could she be getting a taste of her own medicine? What goes around comes around sweetie!!
Well Angie, no matter how many babies you give this man, he ain’t gonna stay, well all I can say is life is a full circle, what goes around, comes around, he left his wife for a younger you, now he’ll probably go for 21yr old, your baby factory is’nt going to keep this man intact!!!