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It’s been a while since we’ve had anything to say about Johnny Depp, and that’s a shame. He’s a good-looking man, and he’s always got interesting things to say in interviews. I have no idea where this interview originated, but several sources are covering these comments like Johnny just made them, so here goes: Johnny Depp longs for the day when he can be an old dude was a massive beer gut. Although, Johnny imagines himself growing old in France, so I suppose his gut would come from wine, cheese and bread. That would be a nice was to spend a retirement – sitting around a nice French chateau, working on your wine gut. Le sigh. I love Johnny.
Unfortunately, this little Bang Media report also includes some old quotes from Chris Martin, he of Coldplay and The Goop (Gwyneth Paltrow). They have some quotes from an interview Chris gave last year, saying, “I couldn’t possibly write a hit record when I’ve got a beer belly.” Even though it’s from last year, I still want to scream “Oh, shut up!”
Johnny Depp wants a “beer belly”.
The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star – who first appeared on the big screen around 25 years ago in horror classic ‘A Nightmare on Elm Street’ – daydreams about eating and drinking whatever he likes when he eventually retires from movies.
He said: “I just want to become a traditional old man with a beer belly. I’d like to be sitting on the veranda of our place in France, just staring out over the lawns.”
However, the 45-year-old actor seems to be one of the few celebrities desperate to expand his stomach.
Coldplay frontman Chris Martin recently admitted he lives in fear of “Belly Day”.
He said: “I feel like you’ve got to write as many songs as you can between the ages of 28 and 33 because those are your last few years before you get a belly.”
“I couldn’t possibly write a hit record when I’ve got a beer belly, so we’re just going to try to write as many songs as possible before that D-Day, or B-Day it should be – for Belly Day!”
[From BANG Media International via Gossip Rocks]
Even with a big ol’ gut, Johnny would still be sexy as hell. But I’d bet he has one of those rangy body types where he won’t even gain much weight as he gets older. But get this – Johnny Depp is 45 years old… he’ll be 46 years old on June 9th. He’s older than Brad Pitt (by, like, six months). He’s older than Russell Crowe, Robert Downey Jr. and Daniel Craig, too. Alas, he’s not older than Clive Owen or Tom Cruise, although both Tom and Clive are less than a year older than Johnny. What deal with the devil did Johnny make to maintain the look of a perpetual thirty-something?
Here are plenty of pictures of Johnny on the San Juan, Puerto Rico set of The Run Diary on 4/2, 4/13, 4/14 and 4/15/09. Credit: Fame Pictures.
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Even with a beer belly,I would hook up with Johnny Depp anyday!
I’d rub his belly like a jade Buddha,
and wish for luck and happiness.
But I suppose if I was Johnny Depp’s
girlfriend/fiance,then I would not have to do that.lol
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Am sorry but johnny does look his age
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but still hot.
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omg he is 20 years older than me and i still find him soooo hot!
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There was a deal made, and I’m fairly certain “21 Jump Street” was/is involved.
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He doesn’t age! He actually doesn’t! That face in the header pick is Tom Hansen from 21 Jump Street + 3 forehead ridges!
I mean, he’s nowhere near perfect, in my humble opinion. He’s too short (for me, at least) though that’s not his fault. And, his monochromatic hair is rawther suspect at his age. Throw in some temple grey and we can talk.
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i’d still tap it! dear lord he is hot
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I think he looks about 40, younger than his age, but not ridiculously so…I could be wrong, but I think he smokes or used to smoke, imagine how much younger he would have looked if he hadnt…
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NOOOOOOOO
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Fine piece of man there. Oh yeah! I have to find a way to get rid of Ms. Paradis.
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I’d do him even if I had to lift his FUPA to get to the goods.
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Why shouldn’t he look his age? While he might have his hair coloured for a movie role (or, heck, even himself!), he has never struck me as the Hollywood-vain type who so desperately needs to look and feel younger than his years that he’s rushing out for botox shots, a plastic surgeon and a twenty-year-younger girlfriend.
I admire JD not simply because of his talent (and he has serious talent, unlike a lot of one-note actors out there), but because after a somewhat wild youth he seems to be exceedingly in touch with who he is and what is important to him–his family, a life he enjoys and a level of fame he can live with.
Beer gut (and I take this story with a grain of irony) or no beer gut, I’d see his movies anytime!
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Johnny is known for making off-the-wall quotes when he’s doing interviews. This particular quote first appeared (in somewhat different phrasing) about 10 years ago. Reporters are so lazy.
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Good for him, he’s earned it. I love me some Johnny Depp!
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Love him, but he has had work done, though its VERY VERY good. Facelift type of thing. You shouldn’t look like you’ve had plastic surgery, and thankfully Johnny has not gone overboard like many!
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love him ! he does look younger when he’s not so thin though.
lol @ le sigh.
JD comes across as down to earth, Chris Martin just comes across as a shallow twat, whether it was intended that way or not. I’ll have to forgive him, as he is after all a friend of the Pegg
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Gia,you are right,Johnny Depp is still a pot smoker.
Am good friends with Tim Burtons step daughter,and she has told me some juicy deets on Johnny Depp.
Cool dude who likes his wine,and his pot.
He’s just a little bit more discreet about his actions than other celebs,that is all.
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Eh, he looks like he’s kind of getting a very late-onset version of bloated face that Leonardo DiCaprio and Marlon Brando got (although Marlon just got fat anyway).
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