I call these photos “BIGLY BOY LOVES BIGLY TRUCKS.” Emperor Baby Fists is so bigly and strong and he is such a Bigly Boy. Bigly Boy had such a hard day – he had to try to pass a bigly healthcare bill which would punish old people and sick people for being old and sick! He worked so hard to punish women for being sluts and getting pregnant. So Bigly Boy got a reward: he got to play with bigly trucks at the White House. Bigly Boy got to go vroom-vroom in the bigly trucks and he even got to honk the bigly horn!
As health care vote gets scrapped for tonight, here's Trump in a big rig on the White House driveway honking the horn & pretending to drive pic.twitter.com/vTkNnJkrrc
— Steve Kopack (@SteveKopack) March 23, 2017
So, yeah, that happened. And now I think I might need to change his name again. From Emperor Baby Fists to Easy D to Agent Orange and now to Bigly Boy. It’s all one and the same. Here are some other political stories going around:
The vote on Trumpcare was delayed. Bigly Boy was personally deal-making and pushing the legislation with Republican Congressmen and every time he tried to convince a representative to vote for the ever-changing bill, Bigly Boy ended up losing two more votes. Turns out, he’s a pretty sh-tty dealmaker. The Republicans look like idiots who couldn’t get the bill passed after they A) have control of every branch of government and B) have been bitching about Obamacare for seven g–damn years. Bigly Boy is trying to force a vote today, throwing in the ultimatum that if the House doesn’t vote to repeal this week, Obamacare will stay.
“Essential Health Benefits.” Part of Obamacare is that women are not punished financially for being of child-bearing age, or for actually giving birth to babies. Pregnancy care, natal care, mammograms, pap smears and more are considered Essential Health Benefits and preventative care. Yesterday, Senator Pat Roberts (Republican) made a “quip” about EHBs. When asked if he supported “scrapping Essential Health Benefits,” he snarked: “I wouldn’t want to lose my mammograms.” Ha, so funny Sen. Roberts. Jokes about women with breast cancer! He later apologized.
This Devin Nunes thing is so stupid. Nunes screwed the pooch on Wednesday afternoon when he raced to Bigly Boy to tell him exclusively that Bigly Boy should feel completely vindicated because Nunes’ secret source passed him some (classified?) information about how Trump was totally wiretapped, except not really, there was probably a FISA warrant out on someone and Trump spoke to that person. Now Nunes is saying oh right, maybe he doesn’t have hard evidence after all? Maybe he completely misrepresented everything?
Democrats to filibuster Gorsuch? Maybe. Chuck Schumer wants to filibuster Gorsuch. Sean Spicer threw a hissy fit about that during Thursday’s briefing. Ol’ Spicey had never, ever heard of the filibuster being used for such nefarious political purposes!
Last thing: reporters need to keep asking Spicey about Paul Manafort. Spicey keeps downgrading Manafort’s involvement in the Trump campaign at every single press briefing and it’s getting really ridiculous. Manafort was the chairman of the campaign!!!
Photos courtesy of Getty.