Michael Lohan is one of the craziest bastards out there. Just yesterday, we heard about his recent arrest and arraignment for making threats to his girlfriend/fiancee. Today, Michael thinks it’s his place to chime in about daughter Lindsay’s life – specifically, how Lindsay “has another chance now” but if she gets back with Samantha Ronson “it is all going to go downhill.” Spoken like a man who needs physical and emotional control over the women in his life. Spoken like a man who’d just been arraigned for threatening to kill his girlfriend. Oh, but Michael has an explanation for that too – it was all one big misunderstanding. But his explanation is along the lines of, I was just trying to help her because someone else threatened her. Blech:

Lindsay Lohan’s father is happy that the star is back on track with her life, he tells E! News Wednesday. A few weeks after the 22-year-old actress landed a movie role, he says that she “has another chance now.”

Still, he warns that it could all come to an end if Lohan — who was cast in the indie-fantasy comedy The Other Side a few weeks ago — gets back together with ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

“If Sam does come back in her life,” he says, “it is all going to go downhill.”

Things have been downhill for Michael as well.

He recently pleaded not guilty in a Long Island court to threatening to kill fiancée Erin Muller. Lohan, 49, is facing a misdemeanor charge of aggravated harassment for a March 18 altercation.

“He allegedly called Erin Muller on the telephone and stated … that he would kill her and himself if Erin Muller left him,” said a spokesman for the Suffolk County D.A. The charge, which was first reported by the New York Post, was blown out of proportion, he says.

“By no means did I threaten to cause harm to Erin or myself,” he says. “As a matter of fact, Erin even told the court that she didn’t want to pursue anything. It’s all going to be dropped… It’s an example of how people twist things.”

He adds that his fiancee actually called him in distress.

“A person she thought was her friend violated her in a way that I don’t want to describe,” he says. “When I found out the truth it didn’t sit well with me.”

Michael surrendered for arrest in April, but he remains free on his own recognizance pending a June 10 court date.

[From US Weekly]

Since their official split, Lindsay and Samantha have seen each other several times, and maybe even spent the night with each other. There was even a rumor Lindsay wanted to marry Samantha, but that was probably just something cooked up by a tabloid. With this sudden reemergence of Michael Lohan, I’m just reminded again of how screwed up Lindsay’s life was and is, and how Samantha might have been the most stable person Lindsay had ever gotten close to. I’m also reminded of how much I f-cking hate Michael Lohan, but I’ll save that for next time.

Lindsay Lohan is shown outside Samantha Ronson’s house yesterday. Photo agency Fame notes that she looked “upset and disheveled.”