May 28
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“Brooke Hogan’s new single will make your ears bleed” morning links

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- Brooke Hogan Sings About As Well As Scarlett Johansson [Evil Beet]
- Elisabeth Hasselbeck battles over Obama’s Supreme Court choice [Television.AOL.com]
- The Ultimate Pixar Trivia Quiz [Moviefone]
- The man suing Chris Brown for assault and battery [Radar Online]
- Name that celebrity wedgie [Cityrag
- Sam & Lola Sheen bicycling - not surprisingly, they look unhappy, poor kiddos [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Why Does Bonnie Somerville Insist On Showing Her Legs? [Bastardly]
- Katie Price Already Hanging Out With An Ex Boyfriend [Hollywood Rag]
- Ben Franklin was a perv. Though to be fair, I think we already knew that [Agent Bedhead]
- Which British Model Blamed Swine Flu for Her Recent Stint in Detox? [Defamer]
- Freddie Prinze Jr is still alive - and joining the cast of “24″ [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- “Ferris Bueller” House for Sale [Bitten and Bound]
- The Tudors Makes A Surprisingly Effective Anti-Drinking PSA [Best Week Ever]
- Madonna and Guy Ritchie as you’ve never wanted to see them (kinda sorta barely nsfw) [PopBytes]

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13 Responses to ““Brooke Hogan’s new single will make your ears bleed” morning links”

  1. Correction, my eyes just bled.

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  2. @ash - touche’

    and Vadge never looked better!!!

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  3. LOL That picture looks like it belongs on a Honda, with “RIP BABY GIRRL” written underneath.

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  4. Saurons: AHAHAHAHAHA! Priceless.

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  5. Is this cover real?

    More like a rimmed out firebird than a Honda imo with those damn wings.

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  6. I don’t get the cover at all. Do you have to be that tan to be an angel?

    A nice picture of her indoors with some clothes on would be soooooooo much better.

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  7. That looks like a crappy tshirt design one would purchase from a mall vendor. I don’t even want to know how atrocious the song is.

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  8. Everything connected with the Hogan family sucks. Linda Hogan was apparently on the beach in a thong this weekend - talk about bleeding eyes!

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  9. or a shirt you get airbrushed from Florida on vacation

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  10. looool these posts are cracking me up… so sad yet so true…

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  11. They made her look cross-eyed. And what’s with the chipped fingernail polish?

    I didn’t think the song was that bad, though.

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  12. I think she stole the design off of the side of my ‘74 Chevy boogie van. Do her eyes light up, too?

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  13. It looks like one of those airbrush T-shirt designs you see walking past kiosks at the boardwalk.

    But the eyes…so creepily lifelike. Like one of those paintings with the eye-holes cut out so that you can spy through, as seen in mystery films.

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