It’s no matter that the National Enquirer got there first, or that the Enquirer’s version was so wrong that Brad and Angelina denied it, because most of the tabloids are running stories about Brad and Angelina’s impending split. Star’s version is even worse than the Enquirer’s though – at this point, it’s like the tabloids are trying to one-up each other with how gross they can make their split stories.
This version… I’m not going to lie, if any of this report is true, Brad Pitt is a truly disgusting man and Jennifer Aniston needs to get a life. It’s doubtful that there’s a shred of truth to it, however. Star has Brad whining to Jennifer Aniston non-stop, and Jennifer listening and waiting patiently for Brad to dump Angelina. I suppose the subtext is that Brad can just up and leave Angelina, take the six kids and reunite with Jennifer, creating the perfect Angelina-less family. According to Star, Brad calls up Jennifer to whine about his non-existent sex life with Angelina, how Angelina makes him feel “trapped” and “tense”. The grossest statement is: “He’s turning to [Jennifer] for comfort and advice as the chill between him and Angie grows.”
It’s still on! So what if Angelina Jolie went ballistic when she caught Brad Pitt talking to Jennifer Aniston. Star learned that Brad is still very much in touch with Jen – and she’s become his shoulder to cry on as he reveals intimate details of his rocky relationship with Angie.
“Brad told Jen, ‘I feel trapped,’” a source tells Star. “He says he can’t leave, but he doesn’t want to stay. He’s been confiding in Jen a lot lately… He’s really struggling. He loves the kids, but the constant traveling, the endless film shoots and Angie wanting more kids… the tension between them is taking its toll.”
The showdowns between Brad and Angie are getting so bitter that their sex life is non-existent,” a Pitt family friend tells Star. And they’re back to separate bedrooms again.
“Brad says he hasn’t slept with Angie for weeks. She gets ready for bed alone and locks the door to their bedroom and won’t let him in!”
The couple spent the weekend of May 30 thousands of miles apart. Angie stayed on the East Coast, filming Salt, while Brad partied in LA at Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards.
Jen was also in LA, attending a party at Tom Hanks’ house, and she left Brad a message on his cell asking him to meet her for lunch.
“Brad returned her call to say he thought that would be great,” says a source. But before they could meet, Brad got the inevitable call from Angie, demanding he fly back to New York right away.
Frustrated Brad needs Jen more than ever, insiders say. He’s turning to her for comfort and advice as the chill between him and Angie grows. He’s told her that despite his devotion to his kids, he feels penned in.
“If he could take off, he would. But he knows he can’t, and it’s tearing him up inside,” says a family friend.
“Brad told Jen in one heart-wrenching phone call that he feels he has to be there for his boys,” the friend continues. “They look up to him so much. And the girls, Zahara and Shiloh, are his little angels. He adores them. Shiloh, especially, is daddy’s little girl. And Knox and Viv are growing so fast and demand his attention. He can’t stand the thought of not seeing these kids every day.”
The only person Brad feels he can turn to right now, says a source, is his ex-wife. “They text, they talk – it’s like she’s his lifeline,” the source says. “She want him to know that she’s still there for him.”
[From Star Magazine, print edition, June 15, 2009]
So, is any of this true? Star and In Touch wrote and published their stories before Brangelina’s formal split-denial, if you put stock into formal denials. I tend to think this is just yet another sad, pathetic “Brad and Jennifer are reuniting” story, in a long line of similar stories over the past four years. If it was just about the eternal uncool Bermuda Triangle, all adults, it wouldn’t be so gross, in my opinion. What disturbs me is all of the stuff about the kids, and the idea that Brad is discussing leaving or taking his children.
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Never in a million years will I believe Angelina is sexless.
hmmm if they are not having sex how did angelina end up pregnant… with the help of a baster
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lol ! The tabs are too desperate and laughable !
Sexless ? LOL
There aint no way in HELL would Angie let Brad take any of the kids!!! She would turn into some….monster…..mother type….destroying anything in her path to protect her kids. Angie would go postal and the shyt would be on!!!! LOL!!!
There is also no way in HELL that Jennifer Aniston will chose 6 kids over her dogs !
Funny how this is cited as the worst statement:
The grossest statement is: “He’s turning to [Jennifer] for comfort and advice as the chill between him and Angie grows.”
When that is EXACTLY what Angie Jo said to the media when BP was dumping Jen for her. She said “I only offered a shoulder for him to cry on because he wanted to be a father and was torn apart because that wasn’t happening for him.”
Now THAT is gross.
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Number 1: Karma is a bitch. Number 2: This is so detailed–and the fact about Tom Hanks’ party I saw reported separately elsewhere–that it makes me wonder whether Aniston or one of her friends is leaking all this to get back at Jolie. Whether it’s something like that or Star is making it all up, it’s a nasty business.
I’m starting to feel sorry for this couple… Why can’t people stop bashing and accept they are happy together?
It’s hard to believe that magazines still make money with this Angelina-Brad-Jennifer sh!t after so many years!
Seriously, Kaiser, are you going to pick up EVERY non-story about these two and turn it into a platform for your idolatry? They are all exactly the same.
Give it a rest already and scour for some different subject matter!
I don’t believe any of it. Brad wanted kids and a woman who’s a challenge, not a doormat. He got what he wanted and if he is whining to Jen, shame on him. Dumping a woman and then leaning on her for support when he’s stressed is the epitome of uncool.
like kaiser said previously, the branglina stories get more hits on celebitchy… so duh of course they are going to post a lot of stories about them
ROTFLMFAO damn Star Magazine sure know how to write bad fanfic lol. If Brad and Angie ever break up, Brad is not going to go back to Aniston and Angie will not let Brad take the kids. This story is so full of caca lol
Oh please what karma. Some people use that word to loosely and don’t know exactly what it is. So because a story is well detailed that must be it is true. I can’t scour the internet for stories about
Please, it’s a gossip site, not a marketing-research outfit. She has a venue for her obsession and is pushing it. This site has seriously gone downhill recycling the same stories over and over again.
locking your bedroom door to keep Brad Pitt away!??
damn I wasn’t finish with that post.
Like I was saying Star can find out about Tom Hanks party and Aniston went to it and start writing their bs story from that.
there was pictures last week of aniston going to tom hanks party last week… and does this really matter since the enuirer already does us that they have ofically split
I feel AJ is insane, BUT like Courtney Love sang, “you get what you want and you never want it again” is what I feel whenever I think of Mr. Pitt.
This story is pure fabrication.
All of these people are mature adults. Why do the tabloids insist on publishing stories straight out of an awful teen romance novel?
When the new girl came to down she was dark and mysterious, Bradley was instantly drawn into her web. He left the girl-next-door Jen, for the dark and dangerous Angelina. Now he has seen the err in his ways and back into Jen’s arms he runs… “Jen, you’re like my own personal brand of heroin. I just can’t quit you” Star, In Touch and the Enquirer all collectively moan.
It’s been more than 4 years since Jen and Brad ended their marriage. Can we please move on!!
and why does someone INEVITABLY have to post the tired old comment “3…2…1…Commence the Angie/Brad bashing..”
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Angelina looks pregnant in that picture, I doubt they don’t have sex. The tabloids are just trying to sell.
I don’t really want to feed the machine, I read the brad/angelina/aniston stories because it seems funny how the tabloids keep perpetuating the insanity. But I just had to say I felt bad, for some reason, when I read “They look up to him so much. And the girls, Zahara and Shiloh, are his little angels. He adores them. Shiloh, especially, is daddy’s little girl.” Why Shiloh especially? Because it read to me as Shiloh especially because she wasn’t adopted. I don’t know, maybe I’m just being nitpicky. Sorry.
If it disturbs u so much miss kizie why do u keep posting these bullshit stories over and over again. Its obvious u love continuing the drama.
While I highly doubt any of this is true, I’m with Madelyn Rose: Angelina did EXACTLY this when Brad was breaking up with Jennifer. She was his shoulder to cry on, so to speak.
So it’s only disgusting now that the shoe might be on the other foot?
Come on, Kaiser. Try for once to be neutral on a story like this-or at least be a bit more introspective.
Madelyn, Hash – The problem is that Angelina never said that she was “a shoulder to cry on” for Brad.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,1056753,00.html
Here’s another difference in the situations – six children.
It made me sick when Jennifer thought it was appropriate to discuss Brad and Angelina’s children in the GQ interview, and it disgusts me to even think that so many of her fans are waiting for the day when Brad takes the children away from Angelina so Jennifer can be their mother. It’s disgusting, and it speaks volumes about the tabloids, and their Jen-hen readership.
So because there is a brood of kids involved, it’s different?
If they break up, the kids’ll be fine. Both of them have millions and have the resources and love to make sure the kids are healthy and happy. My parents divorced and it was the best thing that happened for them in the world. My sisters and I are fine. Stop acting like the breaking up of an unhappy (if they are unhappy) family is a bad thing.
Of course, this is all speculative and could be utter nonsense. My point is (and it’s sad that I have to spell it out because people will misconstrue up the a**) that IF they are unhappy (which they probably aren’t and they’ll be together until the end of time, SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS!!! YAY!!), breaking up is not a bad thing. I’d rather have two happy parents who were broken up than two miserable ones who were together.
Lastly: “It’s obviously been difficult with all this bulls— going on,” Jolie said of her professional relationship with Pitt. “I’ve been tied to everybody I ever worked with.”
*sigh* what a hilarious lie.
It’s disgusting, and it speaks volumes about the tabloids, and their Jen-hen readership.
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Kaiser: ITA. So why give even bother to repeat it here?
Oh come on…the Brangelina stories are like a car crash…you don’t really WANT to look, but you just can’t help it…!!!
For sheer entertainment, I liked this one. I got a chuckle from it.
Because, really, what ex-wife wouldn’t be SO THRILLED to have her ex-husband call and share all the intimate details of his sex life with the woman he left her for?????
I think an even better story would be one where Angie is a dominitrix and Brad is calling Jen because he’s scared the next whipping might not be with the VELVET whip, and he needs Jen to save him from AJ’s preditory sexual instincts…heh,heh,heh…..
Cheyenne – We’re damned if we do, damned if we don’t. You’d be surprised the number of complaints we’ve gotten the past few months because CB’s policy is not to cover that Ian Undercover insane anti-Brange bullsh-t. When we cover the good stuff, complaints; when we cover the bad stuff, complaints.
Whatever. I wrote this up because I thought it was insane, and disturbing. I have fun with the Bermuda Triangle stories, but it does bother me when they really start going after the kids, or where the subtext is that Angelina should have her children taken away from her, or that Jen should be the kids’ mother. I find it gross.
If it didn’t sell they wouldn’t print it. They could have pictures every morning of Jolie leaving the LI mansion to go to work and then coming home at night, but they won’t put them out there because that’s not the storyline today. Today they are breaking up. Think these rags are just playing the odds at this point, hoping to eventually be right. So, first she’s a skank, a slut and a homewrecker, now she’s cold and sexless, and tomorrow? (probably back to the skanky homewrecker, most people seem to like that one). What’s sad is that there are so many people out there who believe every word, what’s scary is that they may live near me.
Kaiser, the trouble is that your articles don’t seem like you’re having fun at all. Especially not about these two. Everything is so serious even though the tabs are ridiculous and full of lies. Instead of having fun with it, you seem to really care deeply about their personal welfare and whether they stay together or not for their kids even though it’s not like if they break up, their children will never see the other parent again.
This story doesn’t seem to be indicative of anyone wanting Jennifer Aniston to be the kids’ mother and they aren’t “going after the kids” either.
It’s some nonsense story about how Brad and Angelina might be breaking up and how much Brad loves his kids. Where is the subtext that Jennifer Aniston should be the kid’s mother? Where is the subtext that the kids should be taken away from Angelina?
Stop being so serious and start having fun with it, because this stuff is comedy gold.
They know about these personal calls…because????Who is telling them, do they have Brads cell phone tapped????
HashBrowns, I agree. I am done reading Kaiser’s stories on here. They are so ridiculous. Get over it, Sweetie. These celebrities do not care that you are “sick” from rading these stories about them & the children.
More BS roflmao yup he is spilling his guts to Jen?? NOT..he was glad ot get rid of Jen and he is nmot leaving his kid sor AJ. People just cannot stand the fact that they are still together and raising their kids…too bad..get a life
It’s true that Brad is “trapped.” He’s said a couple years ago that he didn’t dare cross Angelina for fear of losing his kids.
Re the Tom Hanks party, I read somewhere that Paul McCartney met Jennifer at that party and had lunch at her house a day or two later. For some reason, I can see them as a couple! Both have had bad breakups and are light-hearted types.
gello, I’m with you. There is no point in posting stories you know are complete fabrications. Unless you have some hard news to post about this family, don’t post anything at all.
The tabloids say whatever they want because Brad and Angelina have yet to sue them. Hence, they get bolder & bolder. The stories get more outrageous.
Kaiser — “Jen should be the kids’ mother”?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Pardon me while I fall down laughing. Jen had her chance. She blew it big time. If she wouldn’t give Brad even one child, do these idiots think she would want to be bothered with six children another woman gave him? Hell to the no.
Six kids and no sex anymore. Imagine that. After a day with six kids climbing all over you, your “touch” quotient is pretty much used up. I wouldn’t be that surprised if they were both too tired for sex…
That’s why they keep getting attention because of nasty lies like this come up in the media and then proven to be lies.
Stories like this just hurt JA and makes her look desperate and negative. We see she has not moved on with her life. Desperate is not a good look for her.
Then we get a chance to notice the good deeds Brad and Angelina do. Keep up the good deeds Brad/Angie because good deeds they stand up longer than these stupid lies.
Honestly all involve should move on. Moving on would be better for Jen than wasting time leaking these useless tabloid lies.
Brad addressed this issue in an interview. He said something to the effect that Mommy and Daddy have to find time to be together. That there are dry spells, moments in the desert, but Mommy and Daddy are creative.
So I’m sure he and Angie find time to take care of business. They both seem very sexual to me. And I doubt very much if Brad/Jen talk on a regular basis. She said herself that they call each other on special occasions. so that would men she is calling Brad more. She has not had that many big events. He had Shiloh, Pax, twins, award nominations, Make It Right and so on.. So maybe she calls him but them having these long conversations no.. And why do her fans want her and Brad back together anyway. They love to call him a cheat, that he lost his looks.. so WHY?. I mean Brad/Jen were over almost 5 years ago. He really seems very happy with Angie and the kids. Why is that such a problem for so many people. Get over it already. Brad has the life he has said for years that he wanted. Jennifer is rich and is making movies. So celebrate her life, Leave Brad/Angie alone for gosh sake. This story seems to be in competition for the longest story ever told. SAD SAD SAD
it’s amazing to me that people have a need to defend brad and angie every time some stupid tabloid headline comes out.
Somehow, I don’t think Jen is waiting for him to come back and dump her again when some other crazy betch walks onto a set with him. He should get neutered, that would take care of 50% of the “when’s the next surprise spawn coming?” fear off his daily list of “What’s Next?”
What’s with the tight dress and bloated belly on the AJ Ho anyway? Is the stork getting ready to drop another bomb?
Maybe Angelina is having triplets with this pregnancy? Two boys and a girl. I hope they are given nice names!
“The grossest statement is: “He’s turning to [Jennifer] for comfort and advice as the chill between him and Angie grows.””
Women pull this shit with far more regularity than men do. Lol.
They are not going to split up right now because brand Brangelina is a golden product, and lets face it Crazy Angie might be nuts but she is definitely not stupid,there is still money to be made in the “couple” crap, and say what you may,as much as she might suck as a person-witness the lies about when she started the affair with Brad, she is genuinely attached to her kids,no way is she giving up custody, and lets face it, I think Jen has more sense than to get back with Pitt,it is the press that keeps throwing her hat in the ring, Brad said he wanted kids now he’s got them, and a crazy baby momma.He can’t leave her and six kids it will tarnish the image, so even if it isn’t working out they are both stuck.The only ones I feel bad for are the kids.
ANGIE would disown BRAD if he spoke to Jen by any means. Her brother and her would raise the kids and Brad would have to pick up another HO to skank with.
Think about it….Why would Brad go back to a women who laughed at him when he wanted children so bad……he has the kids he really wanted now.
You can see the love and happiness he has for his kids. So the nonsense stories need to stop.
Her ex BBT said that sometimes people thought you were sleeping with the sexiest woman on the planet and to you it felt like sleeping on a sofa.
I repeat, any jennifer Anniston fan would NEVER want her back with brad pittiful!!!!
Jen fans also would not want Jen having to tend to B and A’s rugrats, jen has better things to do!!!
If jen ever got back with Brad her fans would be pissed.
Lastly,Brad is seeing some Brittish chic.
Oh and good post hashbrown, i agree.
next week we will be hearing that B & A are getting married!
If it’s true, then he’s a complete and total tool.
Only someone completely lacking in common decency would show such disrespect to the wife of his children and only someone completely lacking in self-respect would take such a meeting.
If it’s true, then Brad and Jen deserve each other and, if it’s true, I hope like hell to never hear another word about them.
I am completely bored with this whole fiasco however, one bit of irony that I do find entertaining is this: When one partner bitches and moans to someone else that they’re not getting laid, it speaks as much or more to the one who has been shut out as to the one who has done the shutting out.
If he were lighting her fire there’s no way in hell he’d be locked out of the bedroom.
Douche.
damnit “mother” of his children
Oh! And, I totally forgot until now, but I remember, like a hundred years ago, seeing an interview with Juliette Lewis right about the time that Brad came on to the scene via ‘Thelma and Louise’. There was some sort of question about her ‘dating the hot guy’ and her reply was this. I can’t believe I remember it, but I remember thinking “Bullshit!” because anyone who thinks someone else completely incapable of fucking them over is living with their head up their arse.
Juliette said, “He’s the most compulsively/pathologically monogamous man on earth”. I cannot remember whether it was ‘compulsive’ or ‘pathological’, but you get the drift.
Ha!
dont drink the kool aid.
Sexless? Most likely. All that baby making and caretaking are likely to take a toll on anyone. Sex is the least of it at this point, and rightly/stupidly so.
Yes, Karma is a bitch, and this Brad dude is kinda boring anyway. Welcome to middle age!
Megan:
June 7th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
“Think about it….Why would Brad go back to a women who laughed at him when he wanted children so bad……”
Excuse me but were you the sole witness of this incident happening?
Its one thing that you’re a fan of these two and want them to stay happy but its another thing to spew lies and act as if you know them personally and whatever goes on in their lives!! Do you not realize that brad HIMSELF said that the break-up had NOTHING to do with kids!!
Why are Brangelina fans so immature and slow :s
Oh and i agree with everything “Hashbrowns” has said !
Funny, that’s the same thing he told Angelina about Jennifer. Maybe he’s attracted to beautiful, ice goddess women. Or maybe he really loves George Clooney.
No matter wt, it’s a fact that Brad Pitt looks a lot happier & charming when he was with Jen. True, he can tell the press that “oh! i’m very happy now with Angie! That’s the life I want!”, but everyone sees the truth from his facial expressions, from his forced grumpy smiles, from his tired & sad face. Jen got the best and happiest years of him~ He could be better only if he stayed with Jen~ I miss the Brad Pitt in the old days, the guy who can really be himself, unlike now.