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Paris, Lindsay and Britney on 11/26/06. Credit: Bauergriffinonline
Excuse me while I fall off my chair laughing. According to Page Six, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are profoundly disturbed with all of the attention being lavished upon Kate and John Gosselin. Of course they are. In Lindsay and Paris’s minds (is “mind” the right word?), the Gosselins haven’t done anything to get all this attention. I mean, really, what did Kate and John do that Lindsay and Paris haven’t done a million times over? Kate Gosselin is nailing her bodyguard, right? Well Paris nailed her Budget Ryan Reynolds on a boat, during a big fancy party. Where’s Paris’s US Weekly cover? Kate Gosselin is obsessed with money and freebies. So Lindsay stole $400 K in jewelry. Where’s Lindsay’s Star cover, hm?
Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are being replaced by reality-TV couple Jon and Kate Gosselin on covers of celebrity weeklies — and they can’t stand it.
“Lindsay and Paris hate not being on the covers of weeklies,” said a source. “That’s why Lindsay has been causing so much havoc and pulling these antics. And why Paris had a big blow- up with Doug [Reinhardt].”
The married stars of “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ on TLC have been garnering attention from all the glossies, which have seen circulation boosts from their alleged infidelities and family struggles.
[From Page Six]
Honestly, though, Paris and Lindsay have never really been fixtures of tabloid covers. Their antics make it inside the tabloid magazines, but generally, most tabloids know that their antics are mild amusements, not worthy of a cover. But that doesn’t answer the question of why the Gosselins were on so many covers – surely people aren’t that interested in their every move. I wish the celebrity weeklies would put some of the scandalous men on the covers. For next week, I’d like to see Sean Penn or maybe “William Joel” and his gold-digging child-bride.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton
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Methinks everyone hates the Gosselins now, right?
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ah yes, william joel. Good stuff, i like to listen to piano man right after i finish the collective works of Jonathon Bon Jovi.
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“William Joel” got a laugh out of me.
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Jonathon Bon Jovi. Hee.
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I think one omitted the symphonies of the late Robert Marley – let’s add that into the mix.
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lol et al
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Wench, James Hendrix, anyone?
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idk, think i would rather look at Kate’s reverse mullet instead of Paris’s wonk eye. LiLo has sunk below Paris in my book and it is harder and harder for me to imagine her being relevant again.
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James Hendrix! Fabulous. I LOLed
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I just realized why she wears headbands. She’s pretending they are tiaras.
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I predict they’ll start to complain about Morgan Freeman, once he starts appearing on next week’s covers (I just hope it ISN’T TRUE….ugh!)
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