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When I go out to lunch, I have a really hard time keeping my nipples tucked in. There is something about al fresco dining that just makes them want to join in. Maybe it’s the smell of New York in the summer (not great), the cool breeze, or the ill-fitting warm weather shirts, but something just makes them want to join the party and give their take on my dinner salad.
So I really don’t feel fair in mocking the living daylights out of Mickey Rourke for his man chi chi-baring meal the other day. Who am I to judge a guy for whipping out his pecs? Though at some point they’re no longer pecs, they’re boobs. Normally the man boob line is crossed due to flab. While in Rourke’s case it’s clearly due to muscle, I’d argue that the reason doesn’t matter so much as does the total area/amount of water they could displace. Once you get to a certain volume (I really hope I’m properly mixing up my units of mass here), boobs are boobs, regardless of reason. And Mickey is sporting some boobs.
Yesterday Mickey was eating - with a group of male friends, as Pacific Coast News points out - at Cristoni Pizzeria in Beverly Hills. They noted that he “paraded his pumped-up pecs in an open shirt as he smoked and drank Diet Coke outside the eatery.” Because nothing mans up a boob shot like a nice Diet Coke. If only Mickey had one of his many tiny dogs with him. Don’t get me wrong, I love Mickey’s dogs. And I especially love how dearly he loves them. But they don’t exactly lend a lot of butch to the atmosphere.
Nonetheless, congrats Mickey. If mine were that perky, I’d be sharing them with the rest of the diners too.
Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Mickey Rourke, Photos
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22 Responses to “Mickey Rourke shows off his huge pecs”
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Do Not Want.
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For the life of me, I can’t figure out why I like him so much.
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Orangejulius - ditto. Love him. I think it’s all the gorgeousness from years gone by, added to the fact he’s a great actor who seems to be finally living up to his potential, in the style of RDJ.
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Damn. If my tits looked that good, I’d be letting them hang out, too.
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Please, he is just being Mickey. I am sure he doesn’t give a rat’s a$$ what anyone thinks. He has some hard won wisdom.
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Aw Mickey, you’re so fine!! Ditto OJ, Zoe & LuLu. I love him because he’s doesn’t give a crap about all the things so many other celebs seem to care about - image and pleasing people. Just living his life the way he wants to.
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yep, love him. so hot for some reason.
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his body rocks now if he only could get that plastic surgeon to give him his face back !!
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he looks nuts… i like it!
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There is something intriguing about him.
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He looks like he should do porn.
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whoa nelly.
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He’s like Tommy Lee Jones, in the sense that I think he’s extremely hot and I have no idea why.
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Ohhhhh Myyyyyyyy GOD!(lol) Someones’ been working out. And here I thought his face was a little ‘out there’. But I still find Mickey sexy. He brings this raw-sexual energy!!
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I think he looks so greasy and dirty all the time. He always looks like he hasn’t showered in days. Nasty.
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What a hot mess!
And WTF is up with the Britney-Spears Hairdo?!
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He has this attitude that I find very appealing. He could sit there naked and not give a rat’s ass what anyone thinks about it.
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Ew those aren’t pecs–they’re saggy man titties.
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For some reason he looks like the wrestler “China Doll” in this pic. Gross
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