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After several months of breathless tabloid coverage about how Brad is totally “thisclose” to leaving Angelina and run back to the waiting arms of Jennifer Aniston, it’s a rare pleasure to see a little bit of equally fake “Angelina is getting back at Brad” coverage. This comes from The National Enquirer (via Showbiz Spy), and they’ve finally got out of their uncool Bermuda Triangle rut and decided to make it a quadrangle for fun. This week’s added participant is none other than Angelina’s second ex-husband, Billy Bob Thornton.
According to sources, Angelina was totally pissed about the Aniston drama, so she decided to get even, “giving Brad a dose of his own medicine by getting hot and heavy with Billy Bob.” Unfortunately, the sources stop short of saying that Angelina and Billy Bob have actually met up for a revival of their infamous Velcro-wall-blood-vial-sex-in-the-limo ho-down. The most Angelina and Billy have done thus far is some kind of phone sex that included Angelina naked in a bathtub, a glass of wine, a phone and Brad walking in on her. The best part is when the source talks about how Angelina is sick of Brad’s “mind games”. Ha!
Angelina Jolie is furious that partner Brad Pitt is back in contact with his wife ex-wife Jennifer Aniston — so she’s been hooking up with her ex-husband, Billy Bob Thornton!
Amid claims Pitt and Aniston liaised at a New York hotel, the Changeling actress has apparently been having “steamy sessions” with Thornton, who she divorced in 2003 after three years of marriage.
“Angelina was beside herself with rage over Brad’s latest date with Jen, which left her humiliated and feeling like a laughing stock,” an insider told American tabloid the National Enquirer. “She has been giving Brad a dose of his own medicine by getting hot and heavy with Billy Bob.”
“Brad recently walked in on Angie, naked in the bathtub, drinking wine and in deep intimate conversation with Billy Bob on the phone!”
“That was the last straw for Brad. And worse still, when he asked Angie to hang up because he needed to talk to her about something important regarding one of their kids, she completely ignored him and kept on talking to Billy Bob for another half hour. Brad was ticked!”
Jolie and Thornton apparently speak on a regular basis. And, when they do, they “talk for hour after hour about the old days, turning each other on with the sizzling reminders of the great sex life they had together, how much she misses him — and how bored she is with Brad’s mind games.”
“It drives Brad nuts that Angie is still talking to Billy Bob,” the source adds. “By meeting up again with Jennifer behind her back, Brad has started a full-scale war with Angelina.”
“She’s determined to get even with Brad for his insensitive behavior — and sees her relationship with Billy Bob as the perfect revenge.”
[From The National Enquirer via Showbiz Spy]
When I think back to Billy Bob and Angelina’s crazy marriage, I’m always struck by the idea that Billy Bob really messed with Angelina’s already fragile mind. It’s to her credit that she cleaned herself up so well during and after the marriage. If Angelina is backsliding in her relationship with Brad, I could see how reconnecting with Billy might be a convenient way for her to self-destruct. Both Angelina and Billy have said that they still talk, and it even seems like Billy might be a little hung-up on her. Still, I hope Angelina has come to the realization at long last that Billy is kind of a dickhead, and she’s better off without him in her life.
Whatever happened to her first husband, Jonny Lee Miller, though? There were so few rumors about them after they split up, but I’ve always thought Angelina was still nailing that to the wall for years after their divorce. As she should – Jonny was the best, I adore him still. I even thought there was probably some overlap between her old-school hotel-hookups with Jonny and the beginning of her relationship with Brad. That’s who the tabloids should fabricate some scandal with.
Note by Celebitchy: Angelina is shown at an event for World Refugee Day on Thursday. Starpulse has video of her speech and she gets welled up talking about the refugees she’s met. Credit: WENN.com
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob Thornton, Brad Pitt, Fake News, Jennifer Aniston
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Johnny is happly married iwth a child
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Oh my word. ‘Brad walked in…bath’ ‘Angelina walked in…nanny/phone’ What a load of old tosh.
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She’s way past BBT… She appears to have matured and enhanced her life since being married to him (and I’m not talking about enhancing it with Brad Pitt – I see him as more of an albatross around her neck). Anywho, my point is, they may still talk, but she’s not going to regress into the psycho freak she was in the past. Overall, she’s still a little ‘bent’ in the head… but she’s not stupid and she’s not messing around with her ex.
On a side note, I find it ironic how every tabloid story printed about JA is taken as gospel, but every tabloid story printed about AJ and BP is clearly just tabloid lies and trash…
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I guess this site’s purpose is to repeat any and ever stupied rumor.. Since Brad and Jennifer are NOT in contact why would Angelina be upset about something that has or is not happening.. I’m sure there are hundreds of stories out there but of course it pales when you can print something about Brad/Angelina.. I’m also sure the troops will be here in mass numbers to state why this story is true.. Sad that commone sense is a trait not used in society anymore
This is a woman who made mistakes, learned from them and changed her life.. I guess every other actor in hollywood who has made mistakes is allowed to change except Angelina..
Have fun with this lie..
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I totally believe Billy Bob and Angie talk to each other at least once a month but Brad and Jennifer I don’t think so.
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wow, the gossip just gets more insane each day… so was it Shiloh that spilled the beans this time? You know those kids have all the tabs on speed dial.
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So i wonder who kap whould saying is spreading this story, billy bob pr team right ? lol
maybe now some people would realize that majority of this silly stories are madeup by the tabs
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She is as crazy as they come. Her poor kids will have to put up with the knowledge that there mom is a slut. I can’t see these stories going away. The yo mother…’ jokes on the play ground will never cease.
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urusula go play in traffic
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She is UGLY in those photos and deserves what is going on.
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If this incident did take place, only 3 people would know about it — Brad, AJ and Billy Bob. Which of these three people would call the Enquirer with the story?
I don’t see how it could be true.
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@Ursula – those kids will not ever be on the playground with other kids!!!! But regardless, about her being “off”, that’s spot on.
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After seeing BBT interview last month where he came off as a total JACKASS! There is NO way in hell he remotely involved with Angie or anyone for that matter. What a BORE, VILE and RUDE Son-of-a-bitch he is. GROSS
As everyone can tell, I loathe BBT. He’s a miserable human being.
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So are they –
On 2 different sides of the country/globe, happily separated
OR
On the same grounds, but in different buildings, happily separated
OR
Together, but spending their days doing passive aggressive (read stupid) crap?
Whatever.
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“I find it ironic how every tabloid story printed about JA is taken as gospel, but every tabloid story printed about AJ and BP is clearly just tabloid lies and trash”
JA is also the source behind all of the tabloid stories about them, didn’t you know? She doesn’t have anything else to do.
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While this story is probably hogwash, I would hope AJ stays far away from BBT. He is not well in the head, and why would she want to go down that road again? He basically abandoned her when Maddox came into the picture. He would bring her down hard.
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OMG! This crap is getting more and more stupid. Adopt six more children and neglect them as well.
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these stories are starting to make me physically ill at this point…
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Why does she keep running back to her ex husbands (or why was she already twice divorced before the age of 30, but that’s another matter).
Billy Bob cheated on her and the marriage ended.
She kept calling him as well as her first husband even after they moved on with their lives (that’s why it’s called a divorce, you knwo).
She should live up to the image she created for herself and stop clinging.
These men did not want to stay with her, so there’s no reason for her to keep running back to them whenever she feels a little insecure.
How about being without a man for 2 seconds?
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wow, what a totally inappropriate top to wear to a serious refugee day event. and don’t you all know that angelina writes her own damn tabloids too? can’t have brad looking good after the breakup at angie’s expense!
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Did anyone ever hear that JA walked in on BP have phone sex with AJ? That was a rumor years ago, that it was how JA found out her marriage was in trouble. I forgot all about it, but this story reminded me…not sure I believe either one of them.
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Was he on speakerphone? Trying to work out the logistics….
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Wasn’t BBT quoted after the divorce as saying sex with AJ was like screwing a sofa? I know she is artistically supportive of him because she has taken out ads for that purpose. I can’t see them resurrecting bad sex, though.
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I can’t believe there are actual discussions about this, as if it has merit or is vaguely real in some way.
This will all be Jennifer Aniston’s fault somehow – just you wait and see.
And Debra – why on earth do you keep commenting when you are so clearly above gossiping? Surely you have something more worthwhile to be doing. Oh and I love that you KNOW BP/JA aren’t in contact. Genius. Get Jenny to give me a bell next time you talk to her – we are meant to be getting our nails done this weekend.
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@Zoe.. *snork*
But seriously lads, of COURSE this is a load of wadscollop. i mean, come on now… Brad Pitt… playing mindgames. Bless his cotton socks, but he’s never been accused of being Machiavellian before, nor is he likely to be again in the future
Out of curiosity – what’s wrong with her top, it’s dark, has a high neckline and long sleeves. Ok – her trousers are a bit big for her and look a tad cheap, but she’s not wearing a boobtube like.
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@raven
“Wasn’t BBT quoted after the divorce as saying sex with AJ was like screwing a sofa?”
I remember this! I thought about that when reading the comment about him possibly still being hung up on her. I doubt it. Not just because of the couch comment, but also because he didn’t want to be with her anymore after 1 kid, so I doubt he wants her if 6 kids come along with her.
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i also remember him saying that having sex with her was like sleeping with a couch!!! hahaha
i don’t think he’s the one who is hung up on her but she has always referred to him as the love of her life…
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Man, these stories get crazier and crazier. I’d love to work for a tab and just make stuff up out of thin air. Fiction writing!
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brad could care less if she talks to billybob or any other man, brad doesn’t want the nut case.
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Why is she drinking wine while pregnant?(Star Magazine) Why are they in the same house since they broke up according to NE.
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Maybe, like so many other couples, they could just stay together for the children’s sake.
What for the sake of the children would this do to them?
We need some gray matter here!
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