Chris Hemsworth’s new mustache: hot or pass?

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Like many of the First Wave Avengers, Chris Hemsworth will likely hang up his Thor cape for good with Infinity War. And, like his fellow superheroes, he must now forge a life outside the Marvel world. Chris’ next project is Bad Times at El Royale with Dakota Johnson, Jon Hamm, Nick Offerman and Jeff Bridges. It’s set in Lake Tahoe, California in the 1960s. And because of that, this happened:

This is the part where I would usually fall to my knees, shake my fists at the sky and wail, “Nooooo – anything but a handlebar mustache!” But no, this is The Greater Hemsworth who, for some reason, I am incapable of finding unattractive. God help me, but I almost find him more attractive with it. I’m actively fighting it – the ‘stache (that I have named Eddie) is giving me terrible 70’s flashbacks. And bless GreaterHems, he’s trying his best to get me to hate it to by posting things like this:

This new selfie stick is so cool #amidoingitright #selfiestickadventures @azzagrist

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*Sigh* I’d still hit it like a Louisville Slugger coming for a fastball. The Infinity Wars press tour will be interesting with GreaterHems and Chris Evans both sporting throwback facial hair. I’ll bet money this becomes just one more thing they compete over.

I don’t know much about the movie itself other than Drew Goddard wrote it. IMDb only states: “The film is set in the 1960s in a dilapidated hotel in the Lake Tahoe region in California.” Everything else is being kept secret, including most of the characters’ names. My dad dealt craps at Harvey’s Lake Tahoe when it was still Harvey’s Wagon Wheel, probably right before this movie’s timeframe. The stories from that era are fantastic – underground passageways, secret signals between lovers, the Rat Pack, the mini mob – so much for Eddie to work with.

However, even with everything GreaterHems has going for him physically, his sexiest trait is his charity. He’s been an ambassador with Australian Childhood Foundation his whole career and currently, they are partnering in a contest to go to the Infinity War premiere with him and Eddie. Each entry is only $10 and all proceeds go to ACF: ifonly.com/chrishemsworth.

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19 Responses to “Chris Hemsworth’s new mustache: hot or pass?”

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  1. NeoCleo says:

    He’s adorable any which way. I hope he does more comedy–he’s really good!

  2. brutalethyl says:

    He’s hot as a gasoline fire in hell, with or without. But I love facial hair on a guy so, HAWT!

    • LadyMTL says:

      I’m often not crazy about facial hair on men (especially neckbeards, ugh) but with Chris Hemsworth I prefer it. When he’s clean-shaven he really doesn’t do it for me, but with the shorter hair and the scruff, he is gorgeous.

    • Lizzie says:

      same.

      i didn’t think i like mustaches until henry cavill grew one and i looked into it further and it turns out i f-ing love mustaches.

  3. minx says:

    He’s so good looking, and he has a really appealing twinkle in his eyes.

  4. Lacia Can says:

    Holy cow, that last photo! Swoon!

    Yeah, he’s a good looking dude who can’t set a foot wrong in the looks department. And I don’t usually like moustaches. I hope he’s as nice as he seems because I’m tired of being disappointed by men in the entertainment industry.

  5. Lorelei says:

    Hard pass!!

  6. Beth says:

    He’s gorgeous and such a hottie with face fuzz. Come to my door, Thor!

  7. xdanix says:

    It’s… not great… but then I’m not really a moustache person anyway. Clean-Shaven, full scruff, etc all good, but prominent moustaches are just not my thing. But still, the man is so freaking blessed in the looks department it still doesn’t look half as bad on him as it might on another dude. And it’s not a FRACTION as bad as the THING currently in residence on Chris Evans’ face, so next to that it looks much better (Infinity War premiere pics of the two of them are gonna be… something!)

  8. Snazzy says:

    “Bad Times at El Royale with Dakota Johnson, Jon Hamm, Nick Offerman and Jeff Bridges“ a movie with a bunch of old(er) men and one young woman … sigh, hollywood will never change. I am disappointed 😔

  9. K says:

    I feel the same. Even the mustache can’t turn me off, and I despise mustaches. This man is just so attractive.

  10. Bob LobLaw says:

    He looks like a young James Hetfield of Metallica.

  11. hnmmom says:

    My kids think it’s hilarious to mention Thor and watch me giggle like I’m 16. Hot with short hair, hot with long hair, hot with facial hair, hot without it. We have not bought a movie in years but I tried to casually mention we should buy Thor:Ragnorak. My husband said he saw right through that LOL.

  12. Janetdr says:

    No pass from me under any circumstance, but I do think he looks better without.