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Here is Mariah Carey as a man. She went transgendered for the video shoot for “Obsession”, her new single. I don’t even know what to say about this. Mariah Carey is not the woman I thought she was. I thought Mariah was all about butterflies, sparkles, bubbles, pink, glitter, and basically everything “girly”. But Mariah makes a half-decent man, doesn’t she? And by “half-decent” I mean “exactly like the kind of skuzzy faux-gangster boys I went to high school with.”
Not to go on and on about this picture, but what’s up with the eyebrows and the goatee? I like how even though Mariah is playing some kind of scumbag, her goatee is still beautifully manicured. Michael K at Dlisted is making a joke about how Mariah is playing Eminem. I don’t really see that – Eminem’s facial hair isn’t that luscious.
You know what I’ll give Mariah credit for? Two things – first, she looks younger as a man. Second, props for not taking herself so seriously that she always has to be butterflied and baby-oiled. Or is this just narcissism? Did Mariah tell her music video director that the only man she could have in her video would be herself?
Photo credit: WENN.com and Fame Pictures
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Mariah Carey
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Yeah that facial hair does not scream Eminem in the least
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Man.. she looks just like a guy who used to bully me in high school. No wonder she’s always looked really familiar to me.
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no matter what she is, male or female….this woman is butt ugly!!
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What I want to know, how worried is Nick– because she may decide she prefers herself.
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Omg it’s Kanye West’s little brother !!!!!!!
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She looks scary as a man…and I don’t see the Eminem resemblence at all. Stretching it much?
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i thought it was Apollo Anton Ono
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OMG Lem! Good call! That’s exactly who Mariah looks like, Anton Apollo Ono!
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Awwh – I think Mariah is beautiful – nutty – but beautiful.
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That is really disturbing. She looks way too much like him, it’s creepy.
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I never noticed that her eyes are literally black!! scary
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I think I’m going to barf. Ugly as a woman, even uglier as a man. Ugh!
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First time I’ve seen Mariah without her ass and breasts hanging out. Forget the goatee……..I’m speechless at seeing the girl with clothes on!
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wow.great
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